"Guess that is what happens when you mess with things you shouldn't"
It wasn't the first time Twilight thought of that particular phrase, it was one thing she thought quite some time ago the first time she messed things up. But now, after the last 'slip up', it was a even more common for her to have that thought, in fact she did so once a day, probably twice, thrice or even more. Let's be truthful here; she had been doing it for faaaar longer than this, even before she had her first big mess up done. A mistake here, a spell she shouldn't use there, messing things up BOTH here and there when it came to being friendly or simply a friend when she arrived at Ponyville.
Why was she a princess HERE again? Oh yea, groomed by Celestia, matured by perfection.
Twilight wanted to facehoof so hard at that thought, but right now she was unable to. She had her doubts before, but once she started going around with the help of her castle's map, helping ponies, gryphons, minotaurs, dragons and any other creature and species that the map told her to, her doubts went away, for a time. Then her own cutie mark started floating around Ponyville and confusion hit her like a train. It wasn't as hard and it didn't hurt as much, but you get what she means I am sure.
Yea, that adventure had her in the hospital a couple of weeks, but it was informative and exciting!
Well, whatever, she was just stalling for time until Nurse Redheart left. Twilight held back a groan as the friendly mare checked her everywhere to ensure she was perfectly fine. She had been cooped up within the library for a month, and while the problems hadn't started until a week ago her friends had been worried about her for far longer than that even when they were able to visit regularly to check on her.
And yes, you heard right: The library. Twilight had loved to have her roots returned to her, pun totally intended, but she felt bad for her old home, and you could call it a friend in a sense, so she had used some regenerative healing magic to bring the Golden Oaks Library back to Ponyville.
Oh she had been so happy when she got the spell right! True that the books and furniture had not returned, and she had been mighty upset about the books mind you, but while she had her castle and she had ended up enjoying it... eeeeeh... There were hardly any princes like things to do, in fact she had been pretty direct when she told Celestia that there was no need of another alicorn at the moment unless she had to go and help somepony. Celestia had looked at her in a bit of a downcast way, but she had ended up conceding the point to Twilight, at least for now.
So yea, while she had her castle, and she liked it now that her friends had helped make it feel more like a home, she was a librarian, and a librarian required her library. In this case Twilight also wanted it for her basement, which had remained untouched, as miraculous as it sounds, to run tests and use some of her magic powered machines to analyze the whole of Ponyville after the map told her that she was needed here.
That is how her month long seclusion started, but it didn't explain WHY she hadn't gone out for a whole month except if necessary.
"Cough once, please" Redheart, despite Twilight's obvious displeasure, was still being more than nice as she always was.
Twilight complied and sighed. Usually she was more than happy to be in tip top shape, she needed to be to keep up with her studies, stay up late reading and help anypony in need, but right now Redheart's visit was bothersome.
"It is okay, you don't seem to have any kind of health related problem that I can find" Redheart gave Twilight a concerned look "Not without you coming over to the hospital for a full checkup at least, and you WILL come so we make sure you are alright"
Twilight rolled her eyes at that. It had taken months for some of the ponies to stop calling her princess, but the hospital staff had been the first ones to toss formality out of the window when she first got hurt, scolding her like they had done with any other pony when they went ahead with reckless, or stupid, ideas. She was thankful for that, but right now she wished for the nurse to just bow and leave.
"I told you that I am doing something very important" Twilight gave a little sigh "I am sorry Nurse Redheart, I know I am a bit cranky and I don't want to give you any wrong impressions, but I really need to keep up with my work"
"So do I" The nurse gave Twilight a gentle smile with a firm glare "I am serious Twilight; you do not seem to have any kind of problems, but you seem way too stressed for your own good, and we all know what happens when you are stressed" Twilight looked away with a blush as Redheart gave her a knowing look "I plead you come for a checkup soon my dear, I can't in good conscience let you go without at least a quick one after so long without going out once. You aren't as used to be like this as you once were, and alicorn or not you may still suffer a bit from being stuck in here for too long"
Defeat was never kind to Twilight, even less so when she was defeated AND had something on her mind that she wanted to do. She could be as gracious as anypony else, but that didn't mean she didn't grunt and complain when something didn't go according to plan. In fact she was a sticker for schedules to the point of having worldwide famous temper tantrums, and that was something that not even Celestia could deny (In fact she laughed her flank off more often than not when someone asked if it was true).
"Fiiiiiiiine" Twilight grouched from her sitting position "I needed to check alongside somepony else anyway, so I won't be able to stay here without getting some air now and then if I want him to be alright"
"Oh?" Redheart perked at that "Something I should know? Because it sounds like I SHOULD know about that" The mare narrowed her eyes at Twilight. She could be nice, pretty, gentle and a dear in every sense of the word, but Redheart could be a total monster if someone bothered her patients or evaded medical care when they needed it.
"Of course not" Twilight laughed slyly as she saw Redheart's glare "I would never keep a patient for you, princess or not, I do remember how Rainbow ended up after that little event"
"You better" Redheart snorted, still incensed about that day.
"Let's say he is... new, in quite a few ways" Twilight purposely avoided as much of that minefield as she could "If I don't find anything else today then the whole month will be up" But that part was completely true "Even I can't keep this up forever because, as you said, I got used to going around more than this" Though the real reason was something else.
"I will hold you to that" Redheart nodded with finality "You have an appointment on Monday, nine thirty, don't be late since I don't know how complex a companion you will bring"
With that said, and a nod from her future patient, Redheart made for the door, leaving Twilight alone. Once she left, night coming in fast by now, the only thing that Twilight wanted to do was to sigh, rub her face until this headache was gone and then close down and sleep until Sunday was here. A single day before she handled THAT particular problem was just not enough, but Redheart would hound her to the end of the world if she missed it.
Like she didn't have bigger problems than that!
With a bright flash of green flames said problem became apparent. Not a single pony would be out today, not with tomorrow being Sunday, specifically a sunny and vocational Sunday, much like every summer weekend was in Ponyville unless something came up. Even Applejack would be resting by now instead of working, she had promised to go with Applebloom to the lake so they could have some time together after all.
A time of peace, comfort and FUN that she had to turn down because she needed to change every six hours, at the latest, or she would get a massive migraine that kicked all known migraines in the flank, hard. She wasn't even able to enjoy reading because she was so nervous and way too worried to go through her favorite books, even the new ones didn't keep her mind from the problem.
It had been a week since Twilight first changed into this... alternate version of herself, if you wanted to call it that. She was not much different than what anypony knew her as, except for the holes on her mane, tail and legs, as well as the fact that she had fangs (For self defense, no need for meat, as she had made sure to write on her notes) and the weird feeling in her horn whenever she changed and it lacked any of those holes. It was always the same form, but the horn sometimes just... stayed between what an unicorn (or alicorn in her case) and a changeling was supposed to have. The only real weird feeling came from her wings, which she still feel as weird in the first place, only to have then exchanged for gossamer ones.
Yea, Twilight the changeling, Twilight the mutant, Twilight the FREAK. It had such a NICE ring to it you know? Because that darned thought alone didn't give her enough of a headache as it was.
She was happy that Spike had decided to go and have a few months 'off' from being her assistant this summer. Twilight knew that they were like brother and sister, she had tried her best to make it so, if not a 'mother and son' like bond, but lately it had been like he was little more than an employee from time to time, and if there was one thing Twilight didn't want, it was that. When she had been told by the map that she had to stay here instead of going with her parents and enjoy some free time Spike had all but pleaded her to go, so she had let him off to enjoy himself for a change.
But, thinking about it, she had to admit that it would be nice to have Spike here. Her little brother would have made this so much bearable, even if she was sure that Spike would have freaked out worse than her when Buzzkill appeared at their front door. In fact she was beyond sure that it would have ended in a small catastrophe, but it would have been fun.
Screaming at the changeling's face in the middle of the night had NOT been fun.
Now, hitting him square in the muzzle with a table and watching him make a face before collapsing, that had been fun once she played it on her mind after the fact. He didn't laugh much, but Twilight was sure Rainbow Dash would have loved it immensely, probably alongside Applejack.
But back to Buzzkill.
Twilight grunted at that thought. Yes, back to Buzzkill, because for as much as Twilight wanted to rearrange the whole library once more to forget about him, she could not. At this point in time she would love to just forget that she found him two weeks ago, that they worked together for a long and excruciating week and that he... no, it wasn't his fault, it was her own because, as always, she had to test everything and get every single bit of data and she could NOT accept not being told of something.
Do you know that saying? The one about 'curiosity killed the cat'? Well, in this case it is 'curiosity got Twilight to morph into another bucking species'. And yes, YES, she cursed, she cursed and almost broke down in tears when that happened when it was her own damn fault for being nosy, impatient and way too curious for her own good.
You know what happened? No, probably not, so let's make a more important and pertinent question: Why did Buzzkill come here? Because Chrysalis was planning to take over little old Ponyville, again, but in a different way. 'How?' you may also ask. Well, it is simple.
Not every pony in Ponyville was what they seemed to be.
Yea, laugh it up, but Twilight didn't mean HER. She had gone over old records that she had asked from Celestia shortly after Buzkill arrived and told her of a little something. They were basically birth dates, family trees and a few other things that she needed to check on some of the ponies to see which ones could be lying, or didn't know that they were something else. Oh? You wonder how they could not know when Twilight felt such pain if she was in her original pony form for too long? Simple: the change wasn't meant for alicorns because they are too complex... And the mix was supposed to be handled physically, no magic.
*** A week prior ***
"The mix is ready"
The basement was well illuminated, as always. True that it had been expanded quite a lot since Twilight had returned the library to its original state, mostly because she wanted to have a few things from the castle readily available if necessary, but it was mostly to make a second house underground as well as a bigger laboratory in case she needed it. Right now it was the lair of her latest roommate: The specialized changeling alchemist Buzzkill.
Twilight had learned that while all changelings could look the same, the 'vanilla' or 'drone' appearance that was by now famous over Equestria, they usually had an individual form they designed for themselves as the first step to learn how to change shape at will and with proficiency. Buzzkill didn't know how to change anything about him, and this was because he was a specialized drone, the aforementioned 'alchemist' subtype.
First and foremost: Buzzkill was slightly smaller than most 'average' drones, which was one of the two things that could difference him from the rest. The other? He needed glasses, like, seriously. Completely blue eyes with pinprick white dots that are supposed to be incredibly better than normal eyes? Well, in Buzzkill's case he didn't see much better than the average pony, in fact he had worse eyesight. So other than being slightly smaller and need glasses, what made him special?
Changelings don't get cutie marks, normally (unless they stay as a pony for too long), but they have a call, a craving, some kind of 'love' for at least one kind of work that they can focus or do better than others. In most cases it is nothing more than a great boon for the team they are in when they get a better drone, but when they have specialized drone the boon increases incredibly, to the point of doubling the whole team's efficiency. This, however, poses a problem for the drone as their innate magic, used for transformation, feeding and many other spells, is mainly redirected to empower their special skills.
Simply put? Buzzkill was good at making potions, and he could do other things, but he was ONLY GOOD at alchemy.
Problem is, Buzzkill wasn't exactly the smartest changeling. Sure, he was smart, but much like any other pony would be considered smart. He was good, but not the best, which is why he sucked at explaining things. That, and he was usually daydreaming, doing silly things or just uninterested in the more intellectual aspects of his work unless something caught his attention.
"Good, now do you mind telling me what it does?" And to Twilight it meant that Buzzkill just didn't care to explain things.
The basement's laboratory area was big and well prepared for Twilight's experiments... and the occasional explosion. There were a few marks that showed either her or Spike's form surrounded by soot and other substances that not even magic could clean in one go, that, or they had left an imprint so strong that it would just need to decay naturally. Usually, and I do mean USUALLY, Twilight knew what she was doing, but today was special.
"Wait... didn't I tell you already?" The drone rubbed the back of his head for a few second "I am sure I did"
"Not really" Twilight shook her head, her left eye almost twitching as she reminded him once more that yes, he hadn't told her "You did explain WHY you were here, however, much like you explained what you needed for three doses of this, but not what it DOES"
"Oh, okay" Buzzkill chuckled. For a small thing he did have a bit of a deep voice, and he was way stronger than he looked, not as much as a normal pony, as changelings are more magically inclined than even unicorns, but incredibly weak compared to most ponies. Still, Buzzkill sounded like he should be Celestia's height with a load of muscle on him "Do you want me to try and sound smart?"
Twilight gave him a deadpan look that simply said 'Really?' before sighing "I have been waiting for a WEEK, so yes, do explain"
"Hmm... I really thought I told you, but okay!" It was just so weird to see him so chipper all the time. He was like this after he woke up the first day, or well, night, and he had gotten a face full of table "What did I tell you was going to happen?"
"Well, you said that there are many changelings that left the hive, and quite a few that disappeared as larvae because they were 'defective'" Buzzkill nodded on both accounts, which made Twilight shudder at the thought of little ones being pushed way because they weren't... 'right' "Canterlot, Manehattan, Cloudsdale and many other cities have a few of these changelings that have left to seek a peaceful coexistence, or were found as kids, but they are quite few compared to Ponyville changelings, a fact that queen Chrysalis wanted to exploit" She hummed for a second "Why is that?"
"Dunno" When Buzzkill shrugged with a smile, Twilight just smashed her head against the table. Experiment be damned, the drone was so dense sometimes! "I think it is because Ponyville is close to the safest area of the Everfree Forest. We can go around he forest in small groups and most creatures don't approach us, unlike they would approach ponies, so getting to Ponyville or out of the forest and close to civilization is easy, at least it is how I got here" He shrugged again "That, and while ponies from Ponyville are scaredy cats, they tend to be nice once they are used to you"
Twilight opened her mouth to counter that last bit but she closed it in time, thinking it over as she lifted her head from the table "Well, yea, most of Ponyville is nice, minus some ponies being night insufferable when it comes to certain things..."
"Yea, bigger cities don't have ponies this nice, and even with a few bad apples here and there, changelings back home say this is a good place to get food regularly" Buzzkill chuckled, rubbing his belly "You always give nice emotions, most the time at least, so it would be impossible for me to go hungry even if I tried"
"That makes me wonder... If you don't feed just on love, why go for only that emotion?" That part had been an interesting one to learn about.
"Because love is one of the few emotions that needs to be given freely and unadultered to work as intended for us" Buzzkill seemed to say those words the same way you would to a kid. Twilight was not amused "There are different kinds of love, much like there is many types of anger, jealousy, friendship, etc, but pure love is like a boost of strength, much like magic amplifiers for unicorns"
"Well, that makes sen..."
"And it tastes like chocolate" The poor table was going to get wrecked soooo soon "So yea, love is not the only thing, but it is the BEST thing, and in most cases most changelings would give any other emotion away in exchange of love, so of course some of us become... crazy for it" That did make Twilight grunt "It is not an addiction" Then relax "But it works for everything: Not only for pure power, but also healing, long lasting food and to enhance magic so we can do almost everything without burning excessive amounts of our stored resources, like we would do with a negative emotion" And there it went again. At least it wasn't that bad "So of course the queen thought it would be safe to... well, get a permanent source this time, instead of hit and run tactics"
"Why do you make so much sense sometimes and none the rest of the time?" Twilight grunted in exasperation "I swear you are like Pinkie Pie sometimes"
"Don't know why, I just roll with the flow" Buzzkill let out a happy chirp.
"Whatever" For once Twilight swore that she sounded like Rainbow Dash "What does the potion do then? How could it help Ponyville? I think I have waited long enough and the intrigue is killing me"
"Because asking me about everything while taking notes hasn't occupied you this past week?" That did make Twilight blush and chuckle a bit "Thought so"
Twilight had to concede the point to the drone "Okay, so I lost focus now and then, but now I am asking you and I NEED an answer"
"Good enough" Buzzkill poked his tongue out, showing how childlike he could be when he wanted "As to what it does? Simple: It makes you a changeling"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
"By the empress you can rival the queen when you want" Buzzkill groused as he tried to regain his left ear's hearing capabilities, or at least calm the buzzing with one hoof "The potion is a mix of pheromones, alchemic reagents, some DNA drops carefully monitored by the equipment here" He pointed at the complex apparatus in front of them, undisturbed by Twilight's repeated head bashing whenever Buzzkill killed her patience with his antics "It was an old formula made in case some ponies wanted to join the changelings, or in case the queen was unable to give birth to more of us. As far as I heard it was used only once, maybe twice, but it was a very, very long time ago"
"And this helps HOW?" Twilight growled at the drone with murder written all over her face.
"Simple: We can make another queen and show the hive that they don't have to hide anymore" Twilight's eyes bulged until they threatened to pop out of their sockets "Hear me out: This potion is reversible, it is not dangerous at all"
"But... you said it was used before" Her confusion made Buzzkill chuckle.
"Yea, to turn a changeling into a normal pony, permanently" Once more Twilight found herself staring "Of course the changeling probably turned back, thus the second use of the potion, but the obvious thing is that this would make a pony turn into a changeling, a mirror of their selves if they were like I, or the rest of the hive, is. This special mix" He pointed at the end of their little contraption "Has been mixed to perfection to ensure that the end result is the opposite to our queen"
Buzzkill got up from his seating position to move towards the vial that housed the second potion he had made. The first one, stored in the fridge as of now, was the base potion used for the change, as far as the records showed, but this one... this one, colored deep purple with a hint of green swirling about, had some essence extracted from Chrysalis herself. You have no idea what the little drone had to do to get it, nor was he willing to let anyone know. This little potion would give anypony the power of an alicorn, so to speak, if it remained unmolested until the right time.
"With this a single pony would have the same commanding presence as Chrysalis, but unlike her, said pony would be unable to control any drone unless given permission. With this little thing it would be possible to show the rest of the changelings that a queen does not need to force their will on them, that they can live amongst ponies without fear and that ponies don't need to fear us in return" Buzzkill lifted the vial with both hooves, looking at it with care "My greatest creation, and the one chance to make sure my hive doesn't end starved because Chrysalis won't stand to reason with the rest of the world"
"If the changelings gave their allegiance to another queen" Twilight half whispered, just loud enough for Buzzkill to hear "They wouldn't be under Chrysalis' control if she went for another attack, right?" He nodded "And if she came here to see a small hive of changelings living peacefully amongst ponies, then her changelings would be hard pressed to believe that conquest was the only way"
"Exactly" Buzzkill nodded "But those that have lived the longest around ponies do not work the same way"
"What do you mean?" Twilight blinked a few times, confused "They are still changelings, right?"
"Yes and no" Buzzkill left the vial atop of the table, fixated on the safe platform that had kept it away from an untimely end by Twilight's exasperation "The larvae changed into a pony form, original or not, and have had no need to change ever since, maybe they did NOT know how to change, while those that left have been ponies for so long that not even the will of the queen could win over them... unless she visited them personally and subdued them"
"That is why there were a few ponies missing from Canterlot for a few days" Twilight mussed aloud "The control didn't last long I suppose?"
"They weren't blasted too far away" Buzzkill commented with a shrug "They were more ponies in mind than changelings, so the effects from the attack were minor, in some cases not even the queen could control them, so the blast didn't affect them either. Chalk it to being captured and no one would suspect much, if anything, at all" There was a moment of silence before Buzzkill dropped the bomb "But if the queen had subdued them completely, instead of going for as many as she could find as fast as she could do it, then they would have reverted, which is what she is planning on doing here in a couple of months once she is ready"
"Wouldn't it be the same if this new queen did it?" Twilight's worry just increased at the possible answer.
"Not really" He shook his head "This would not change a pony into Chrysalis, just another queen. Chrysalis is not a bad queen, but she is manipulative, authoritarian and a bit too power hungry. If another personality was to control a swarm, say somepony nice and caring, they would be unable to do what Chrysalis does on a daily basis. This, of course, includes controlling others against their will"
"So you would be basically hoping for the best pony possible" The deadpan was strong with this one "I will be the first to admit that ponies are generally very good, even those that are 'bad', in most cases, but how do you expect to find a good candidate?"
"Well, Ponyville is small, but not that small" Buzzkill chuckled "I am sure we could... what are you doing?"
Twilight's horn flared as magic pooled around the room "I want to see something first"
Buzzkill noticed that magic surrounded the vial "TWILIGHT! The mix must not have magic anywhere near it! Not like this! Don't...!"
"This is too good an alternative" Twilight huffed "I want to believe in you, but many potions can have disastrous effects, or much more potent than expected, some even explode when you take the cork out of their vials!" She lifted the vial at last, forcing it close to her as Buzzkill trembled "I will take a sample, study it and then we'll talk"
"TWILIGHT! DON'T OPEN THAT!"
Of course she opened it.
"It will be just a drop! It is not like I... will... drink... it"
The smell was overpowering.
It was hard to describe it, in fact she was unsure of how to describe anything about what she felt at the moment. It was a mix of feeling giddy and ready, even horny, like in heat, but also it made her salivate, lick her lips and focus on the potion, as if hungry, starved even. Sweet, sweet sugary taste filling her mouth, her nostrils, her every pore, it was as if she could literally feel the flavor of something that was CALLING for her, that BEGGED to be...
"Twilight! Snap out of it!" Buzzkill broke the spell for a moment, trying to shake her "Magic makes the mix unstable! Let it go! There is enough for another pot-ACK!"
She had wanted to put the cork back, cold sweat forming on her brow, but instead the lust for the draught had made her push Buzzkill away with a smirk on her lips as she moved the vial around, letting that aroma float around her as she sighed in blissful happiness. She wasn't sure what was making her do this, but she didn't care one bit. What she did was take a look at the vial, grin, lift it to her mouth and...
*** Present ***
It was completely unproductive, obnoxious and it didn't help her headache, but slamming her head against the wooden wall seemed to be another thing she had been doing a lot of, at least recently. Every time she thought back to that moment Twilight felt like a complete idiot. Had it been worry the one thing that made her take the vial away from its place? No, not it wasn't, not completely anyway. She DID believe in Buzzkill, at least she believed his words, but she wanted to know everything about the potion and Buzzkill seemed so proud of it that she had been sure he wouldn't let her check it up before the deed was done.
Was it selfish of her to try and learn everything first hoof instead of just watch it happen? Yes, and it was not the first time she did something like that, but it was the first time it backfired like this. It was just... She had a thirst of knowledge, and to see Buzzkill doing something she didn't knew about, acting so flippant about it and being so childish whenever they talked. It just IRKED her.
Yes, she was not boneheaded, or proud, enough to not admit her when it was her fault. She was just hardheaded enough to do something stupid when curiosity was so great that it just got her. You'd think that after a couple years of going out on adventures and helping ponies she of all ponies would have learned to refrain from doing something stupid out of curiosity. If that is the case then you'd need some mental help, because you aren't right in the head yourself.
Now, saying that she was sorry was something she couldn't do, not in this case anyway. You see, this time there HAD been a problem she couldn't solve or take away...
"Twilight! I am hungryyyyyy!"
And it was part of the reason as to why Twilight wanted to forget Buzzkill, or better call him Buzz from now on, it would simplify things and it looked more fitting a name for him at the present.
Speaking of food; it had been made obvious that changelings that turned into a more 'pony' mindset didn't require as much love to stay alive and full, in fact it was not even noticed that they required good emotions directed at them to be 'full', though if they lacked them then they felt moody and slightly sickly. The same thing happened with Twilight, but with friends around, visiting from time to time to check on her, even with Redheart's company, she had been more than well feed as far as her new needs were concerned, though she wasn't sure how she was feeding. It was part of what made this situation look positive in a way.
Despite her displeasure at what happened her change had given her a LOT to work with, mostly in the form of notes, diagnosis, tests and whatever else she could think about. It was magical how much she could do, how much she could find and how much she wanted to know and separate fact from fiction as far as changelings went. True that she wasn't a proper changeling, mostly thanks to the magic mixing with the potion, which also was worsened by the fact that the volunteer Buzz hoped for had to be anything but a princess, like Twilight was, but this only meant more things to discover.
Indeed, for as much of a breakdown and the subsequent meltdown that she had after the transformation, Twilight was thankful. This was an one time only opportunity! Something no scholar would pass! And she had repaid this kind of help by destroying part of the laboratory and lobbing the third potion, or better say the glop of genetic material and alchemic reagents, at Buzz.
On a positive note: He didn't need emotions as food now. On a negative one: He now required meat, it had been made horribly apparent after the slurry had been done with him and his body required food to not consume itself. A quick checkup after he calmed down had told Twilight all she needed and, luckily, fish are unintelligent (in most cases) and some pegasi consumed them, so it had been easy to find and, ugh, cook. At least Buzz was an omnivore, so she wouldn't need to do that every day.
True, she didn't know how he worked, but it had been easy to learn a few things.
First: He was an extremely adaptable predator, be it herbivore, carnivore or both. Twilight wasn't as good with a magical scan as Redheart or the rest of the nurses and doctors back at the hospital, her magic was more practical in other ways, as well as some combat knowledge, but she knew enough to check for the basic things and hints. While Buzz was now hairless, he also had no chitin, but he was very nimble, had hands with thumbs, a fairly resilient body, strength only slightly inferior to a minotaur and a decent immune system. Give him enough time in a single place, maybe a few generations (if he could reproduce), and his new species could be almost tailor made for the area.
Second: Buzz was a veritable emotional mess. This was both good and bad. It was good because he could be incredibly affectionate, friendly and warm, but he could easily be hateful, angry and dangerous. While a changeling can be colder than a pony they can also be as nice, but when she checked on Buzz it was made obvious that this kind of creature he had transformed into was... volatile. He had deep emotions that could be outright brutal, lustful, sick and degenerate, something you could only find in the worst ponies, but he could also be a sweet little thing in the blink of an eye.
Suffice to say that if no pony had visited her, Twilight would have been 'full' in any case.
Third: Buzz lacked magic. Well, not exactly, but he had no natural medium to use it, which also meant he was very resilient when magic was applied to him. Alchemy worked very well, but it was obvious that he was rooted more in the physical world than the magical one. He managed to use telekinesis, but that is something that even foals can do, and seeing him guiding it with his... arm... was weird. He made a comment that sounded like 'Use the force' during his outburst when he was hungry after that little use of magic left him drained.
It had been a very trippy trip for him, or so he had said.
"TWILIIIIIIIIIGHT! I want chocolate!"
Guilt gone, lets feed the freak.
***
Her gossamer wings buzzed as Twilight sighed. Buzz was a total mess when he ate and it creped her out. It wasn't his front teeth, designed for meat, it wasn't his spindly hoo-hands, it was the fact that he was a total slob and he was doing it to bother her. He had been well mannered when he ate some regular food before his change and he was in perfect control of his faculties after the first day, so not only did he make it obvious, but Twilight could feel the fact that he was still angry at her.
Understandable when you take into account that he was forced into another form and another SPECIES altogether.
Meter eighty seven, short chestnut hair, deep blue eyes, smooth, almost hairless, brownish/cooper like skin (it basically looked like creamy coffee to her) and an overall muscular form. His muzzle had turned small and the only thing that could be considered a protrusion was a nose on his face. Without chitin his neck looked powerful and very muscular, much like his arms and legs, both of them lacking of hooves and instead having hands and feet, with the hands being incredibly dexterous and the feet very adaptable to most surfaces.
His chest was muscular, almost chiseled even, which was understandable since drones could all adopt the best of forms without complication, something that the mix probably used to make a perfect looking body. Despite all of this, all the muscles, the sharp eyes, the fast reflexes and all she had seen, Twilight couldn't help but compare Buzz to the magically powerful creature he was before.
Twilight considered him weaker than before just for that.
It was nothing strange in any case, or at least the lack of magic was not unexpected. Buzz had been more than talkative, at least to his own self as he rambled the first day after the transformation. It seemed that minotaur and diamond dog genetics were of the most adaptable out there, mixed with some of the monkey species that lived within the Everfree and that had spread nearly all over the world. Without a doubt Twilight could say that those species were the most adaptable ones out there. When the slurry hit Buzz it just mixed together with so much genetic material that it absorbed everything and made him, well...
Human.
'Sapient Hominid' in fact, as in perfectly sapient. Buzz had called himself 'super sapient hominid' or 'double sapient' or something like that. Twilight took note of one of the more catchy names 'Homo sapiens', which he then screwed with until he called himself 'human'. The name stuck and Twilight accepted the denomination because Buzz seemed to enjoy the sound of it.
The arms were obviously inherited from the minotaur, the legs from the monkeys and the muscle power from the diamond dogs if they grew as large as he was. Buzz was an amalgamation of all species, which, ironically, had helped his eyesight and muscles, but had dulled his sense of smell and magical proficiency incredibly. As a counter measure he had gained some kind of six sense, like the wild monkeys, and was able to notice when Twilight was around even when she didn't make a sound.
On a more obvious downside was that Buzz now lacked a decent night vision, but equally obvious was his minotaur like height that allowed him to rise above Twilight by nearly seventy centimeters. His strength was made apparent when she asked him to try and lift her, which he did with a single arm and without much effort. Magically speaking he was subpar, only made better by his own resistance to it, but physically speaking he could be a powerhouse.
Even then, with Buzz's apparent limits, he was also a monstrous sight as, like now, he towered above Twilight by a good sixty, if not seventy, centimeters, he was obviously much stronger than her, as he had been able to lift her from the ground like she was nothing in one occasion. Not only that, but despite not having the sharpest of senses he was quite aware whenever she tried something to analyze him from almost any distance, as if he had a sixth sense of some kind that had nothing to do with being a changeling.
If Twilight had to be sincere, Buzz scared her now. She could call him weak as far as magic went, but he was a monster.
"You look like you are going to eat me" Buzz chuckled. He was still angry at her, Twilight could feel it, but after he got himself together that anger had remained above all else, so the chuckle felt weird to her "Or do you expect me to jump you at any moment?"
"I do, yes, I can feel your anger after all" Being blunt and to the point hadn't helped Twilight much. Both of them were upset, though Twilight was like that for a different reason at the moment "But... well... I also feel... you know"
"That I am horny as if I was in heat?" Twilight nodded "Well, I am almost sure that this was the monkey DNA's doing since this body adapted and, you know, I am the ONLY ONE OF MY SPECIES RIGHT NOW!"
That stung, it physically hurt when Twilight felt a mix of anger, desperation, resignation, fear, sadness and a couple other negative feelings directed at her like a tidal wave. She understood that she had messed it up when she mixed everything with magic, heck, just using magic to levitate the vial with the potion made her own mix instable as all Tartatus! Twilight wasn't sure of how the alchemy and magic had worked together to make Buzz as he was now but...
Well, stallions were bigger, but... he had a good ten inches of something quite impressive between his legs... and she had seen him last a good ten minutes while she was shocked after he feed. The need and lust just came to him and Twilight just... stared, enthralled, wondering how a creature could last more than three minutes when mating, or rutting, sometimes didn't even go for a full sixty seconds with most species.
"That is to say that I theorize this kind of body is always ready for reproduction, like some other animals" Buzz sighed as he finally discarded the chocolate wrapping and cleaned himself. He was not a filthy creature. Absentminded? Yes, but not filthy. Twilight could say that, despite his anger, he was curious, which made him a bit like, well, like her "And of course I am angry Twilight; I came here to help, hoping that ponies were really as nice as I was told. I did not expect this mess and I sure as all Tartarus didn't expect the princess of friendship and magic to do this to me"
"My curiosity tends to get me into problems, and I tend to excuse it with whatever reason I can" Twilight lowered her ears for a moment as she looked at the ground and at her legs full of holes. With the purple carapace on her chest and back and dark purple chitin it was quite hard to excuse anything right now "It... is not the first time that something this bad happens"
"What, you mean you were a changeling before?" Buzz chuckled, earning a glare from Twilight "Hey, I can be mean too, don't tell me you didn't earn it"
"I can't deny it; I had that coming, that is the truth" Twilight gave a slow nod "But I just grew... frustrated. You were doing everything and telling me nothing, you were flippant, silly and carefree while I was worried and pent up for knowledge" She sighed as she looked around, noticing how her original cluttered basement was little more than a nice and quaint room for Buzz now... and how strong it smelled. It was pretty hard to miss how this had turned into a 'colt cave' in the last week "Now all I do is stay moody or try to study your body, or mine, while wondering what I should do to help everypony here"
"Well, we could fuck"
Twilight could swear she heard a plate breaking as her mind crashed and burned.
Technically speaking ponies are quite open sexually. It is important to know that young ones learn early, usually before their tenth birthday, or even earlier, to ensure there are no 'accidents'; they must know what it is, how it is done, the consequences, both good and bad and all that. Even in Canterlot it was impossible to not see somepony's privates from time to time, and even the most stuck up pony would need to tell their little ones what they were and what they did, otherwise problems were more than likely going to appear. Heck, Twilight knew about the bird and the bees by the time Cadance first took care of her, so she was pretty sure of what was going to happen if she helped her foalsitter hook up with her brother.
Now, while Twilight's mind was trying to cope with the offer it is important to say that she was not an angel. Let's be sincere here: She was not a virgin. While not as outgoing as, say, Applejack or Dash, Twilight had her fun, almost no mare or stallion, surely NO stallion in fact, reached adulthood as virgins. Be it family, be it friends, be it just a fling, nopony went without a little adventure in their teenage years. Either a male, a female or something in the middle, no matter what, there was always someone you could have fun with.
Of course some species didn't feel it right to have mixed relationships, or even encounters, as a whole. Most dragons, even the largest ones, could have fun with ponies and vice versa, magic did wonders in many ways, but generally speaking they were not touchy feely with other species, much like diamond dogs. Ponies were VERY open with that too, so it wasn't the fact that Buzz had asked her, it wasn't the fact that he was now what had been christened as 'human', it was the fact that he had been so blunt and so direct that he hadn't expected it from the airhead that was sitting cross-legged in front of her right now, waving his hand an inch away from her face as Twilight's ears threw up black smoke as her mind tried to process everything without burning.
"Twilight? Twilight? You have been like this for ten minutes" Ten what now? By the look of Buzz's face he wasn't joking "Seriously, am I that ugly now? I know you didn't exactly look at me like you wanted to rut me when I was a changeling, but at least now I have a gender"
"Whu... what?"
"I have a gender?" Buzz gave her a funny look "Specialized changelings stay as normal drones since birth, we may sound like a he or a she, but we don't have sexes" He pointed down at his maleness without any care or shame "This? I had nothing of the sort before"
"Oh... that is... interesting..." She was beyond flustered at this point. Indeed she was no virgin, but whenever she had done it she had... well, a bit of encouragement, or she was in heat and with pills and a spell ready to avoid a foal.
"Look Twilight, one of the things you learn in a changeling hive is that there are many ways to solve a problem and calm your anger, and one of them is angry sex" Twilight looked at Buzz with a neutral but questioning look before motioning him to go on "You know how sometimes two lovers quarrel?" She nodded, thinking back to Cadance and her brother during one of her visits "Well, in many cases a little dispute is easily forgotten, and screwing each other's brains out does wonders too!" And now she knew what the thumping was, and she had been THREE rooms away. By Celestia "Many changelings are related by blood, but we are a close knit society, more so than ponies, so we also have a lot of friction between one another. Sometimes two brothers, sisters or whatever, fight, and an easy way to just get over it without a more serious fight or a long lasting spat is fuck like rabbits until they take the anger off their system"
"Does it work?" Twilight wondered out loud, more to herself than anypony else.
"Well, last I heard. Having no gender and feeding only on emotions means I didn't have more than my mouth if I wanted to explore, and the mouth only gives pleasure to some" The mare gave him a toothy grin as her curiosity returned and the shock went away "And no, I don't particularly enjoyed using my mouth since I didn't feel almost a thing"
"I see..." She rubbed her chin for a second "But... why offer that to me? I mean..."
"Twilight, you have been focusing on me, even on your friends if what you told me is true" He snorted at that "Heck, you were worried for your life when Redheart came and you told me you could sense her approaching five minutes before she arrived! Have you tried to look at YOURSELF?"
"What do you me-eep!"
Buzz didn't beat around the bush any longer. He picked her hoof and literally pushed it between her folds. If Twilight hadn't noticed it before she did so now: She was beyond wet, in fact she had made a mess where she was sitting. It was surprising, yes, but she hadn't noticed at all, in fact she didn't feel exactly horny! It was... it was just... natural? Now that she touched herself she was starting to feel a bit hot, and it would explain some of the smell or those drops of liquid she had seen around the library after going as a changeling but... had she seriously been this needy without even taking notice?
"You want me to be on point? Then let me be like any other drone on duty for a second and be awfully direct" Buzz cleared his throat "Twilight, you are a queen, or at least a queen to be, and you are a queen because you turned into an idiot for a moment" Twilight whimpered as Buzz pulled his hand away "The pheromones, mixed with magic, attracted you to the potion, and instead of a queen in development you turned into a nearly mature queen just by ingesting it. I know I should have done the right thing and told you, but this was MY moment to try and help BOTH our species! You are a princess, you go around helping everypony, you have adventures! I stayed in the same cramped room for TWENTY YEARS doing THE SAME THING every damn day of my life!"
Twilight backed down a bit, suddenly feeling her privates ache as she was made aware of her own state "But despite all my anger and this... hormonal imbalance I feel" She stopped as Buzz gave her the most calming feeling she had ever felt from him since his change "I feel like this is my fault too, and it is made worse every time you come here and I smell you" She blushed, which made Buzz grin "I am not as sharp as I once was,; this body... lacks some of the senses I grew used to, including the feeling of emotions and stuff, though being able to eat chocolate without having a massive tummy ache is a boon. Still, I am more than capable of smelling you, and when you are in your changeling form it is impossible not to smell the 'heat' you are going through because you are the ONLY changeling you know of"
"B-but... But I know at least of another one, a friend of mine... Her name is Cheerilee and" Twilight basically sputtered as she tried to comprehend what Buzz meant.
"You are NOT sure, are you?" Twilight opened her mouth again, but as Buzz gave her a pointed look she shook her head "You are not sure, even if you know that she is a changeling thanks to the documents you got you still aren't sure if you are alone despite me being truthful with what I told you. Your mind and your body, the primal need and the hormones, are telling you that you need to procreate to safeguard your hive, or in this case do what a new queen should: Start a new one" Her pupils turned into pinpricks at that "You want to get pregnant, and your body is going to make it more and more obvious until both forms are in a heat so strong you will be unable to get out of the library without begging for sex"
"So... you want to help me?"
"And fuck you into the woodwork, you are a hot"
There was a moment of silence.
"How can you be so casual about this? We are in a world of trouble and you want to knock me up!" Twilight felt her head act up again, though by now she wasn't sure if she was just pissed, stressed or if it was something else.
"I have had this guy for a week" Buzz pointed at his member once more "And it is giving me so many weird signals I can't put it to words. You got me into this predicament, it hurt like all Tartarus, and if I do something like that again, if I try to change to what I was, I MAY very well die" He gave her a neutral look of pure resignation "Not trying to guilt trip you here because we both are to blame, but I want to get used to my whole body, and you are going to help"
She gave him a deadpan look "Don't I have a say in this?"
"Of course you do" Buzz grinned, to which she smiled "Do I screw you or do you like any stallion around here?"
"BUZZ!"
"Twilight, I am not sugarcoating it for you: You are the queen, you are a new type of changeling, even if you find the others, all the others in this little town, they will not be exactly what you are. This week is over, but before the next one comes to an end you are going to forego your other form and beg for dick it in the middle of Ponyville while intoxicating mares and stallions alike with your pheromones" The serious, matter of fact tone Buzz used was so unlike his usual goofy self that it scared Twilight.
"You are serious" Buzz arched an eyebrow at her "I mean, you are serious about me just... offering it like that?"
"I work with pheromones, genes and all that fun stuff. I know how two animals work, sapient, sentient or dumb as all get together" Buzz let out a little chuckle "There are basic instincts that work in virtually all species, and you are a species of one"
"You are a species of one too" Twilight narrowed her eyes at him.
"I also lacked a gender for as long as I have been alive. Now I have a schlong and want to use it" He shrugged like it was nothing "Come on, don't tell me you aren't curious, because I would bet everything when I say you want to 'experiment'"
Curious was not the right word for it. Twilight had a guilty pleasure, and it was simple: She liked the guard. Not because they were useful against the greatest threats, because they weren't, or because they were the sharpest tools in the shed, because, once again, they weren't, in most cases. It was because they were strong. What? Twilight had been a bookworm since she could remember, of course she would have at least a few fantasies, and a strong male giving her all she wanted was a fun one.
She would be lying if she said that she didn't like Iron Will's body when he came to Ponyville. A superficial thing, yes, because she didn't like his personality, but he was tall, strong and...
Twilight was getting flustered and worse as far as need went.
"You knew something like this would happen, right?" Buzz tilted his head at the question "You knew a new queen would be in need, or did you expect for the mix to be exactly like the changelings that have been ponies for so long?" Trying to overpower need with one's mind had worked for Twilight before. It didn't stop her from stealing glances down at Buzz's lower section, but at least she wasn't jumping at him.
He shook his head "As I told you; the transformation was supposed to be gradual over a month or two. It was supposed to mimic the hybridization that befalls a changeling that just turns into a pony 'a bit too much' for most changelings' comfort, so the answer to your question should be something close, oh I don't know: No"
Twilight hissed and let the magic envelop her, green flames flickering for a moment as she turned back into her pony form, sighing in relaxation as the apparent need just vanished, from now at least. Anger did help mask the need if nothing else.
"Awww... party popper" Buzz pouted at her trying to give his best puppy eyes.
"Look, I hardly ever do this kind of thing" Twilight got up and turned to hid the fact that she was biting her lip quite hard. While the rising tide of need had stopped there were still remnants gnawing at her mind "And I usually am in heat or get some cider to help me. I am not the shyest of ponies anymore, but I am not as blunt as YOU, nor I am in the right mind to play games"
"Hey, I could not transform, I never interacted with anything non changeling and I didn't have a gender" Buzz got on his hands and knees, approaching Twilight from behind "But I was never shy myself"
"EEP!"
Buzz had gone directly for Twilight's privates, flicking away her tail and rubbing his whole palm against the wet folds of the mare. The surprise was enough for Twilight to lose concentration and let her magic run rampant as her form changed once more.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" She hissed under her breath, trying to literally kill Buzz with her heated glare.
"Testing the grounds" Buzz replied coyly "Despite the changing ability changelings cannot procreate with other species any better than ponies, which means it is very hard, but possible" He smirked and pushed his hand up, making Twilight gasp and shiver as two fingers rubbed between Twilight's petals "But now I have so much genetic material in me that I bet I can knock up anything I want with just a few tries, or maybe in a single heat"
"I. Am. Going. To. Get. You. For. This" Twilight couldn't speak in more than ragged breaths as Buzz rubbed those fingers against her slit. They were so much better than a simple hoof! "Quit it!" She hissed without as much conviction as she wished for.
"Do you want me to?" His voice purred as he stopped his ministrations, slowly pulling away his hand...
"NO! Put it back where it was!" It actually surprised Buzz that Twilight all but pulled him with her magic "By Celestia... why do I feel so needy now!? Why does a simple touch feel so good!?"
"Simply put?" The answer to that question was another hiss as Buzz stopped rubbing Twilight for a moment. He went back to work as the mare gave him the stink eye "You were forced to confront your need. It seems your need won... and it is even empowering your magic" That last part was said with a bit of worry "I can't pull away even with this body's resistance to your telekinesis"
"If you pull out I will make you lack a gender once more" The growling in her voice was beyond menacing, it left Buzz so shocked that he was unable to move. It took Twilight a few seconds to notice what she had just said, her mind focused on the lack of pleasure until her brain decided to get back to her "Oh... Oh Celestia... Why did I say that?"
The sound of a door opening cut any kind of answer from Buzz.
"Twilight, darling, I am so sorry to interrupt your research at this hour but Spike send me a letter and..."
Twilight looked up, Buzz looked up, Rarity looked down. Her eyes widened for a few seconds, mouth agape, unable to say anything until she let two simple words in utter surprise.
"Oh... my..."
Then she fell flat on the ground, unconscious.
A few very awkward seconds flew by before Buzz decided to break the tension "Well, this was unexpected. Do we continue or...?"
The answer he got was a massive cold shower summoned by Twilight. Both of them needed it more than they knew.
Author's Note
First chapter of this naughty fic ladies and gentlemen, you are all welcome to read and despair! Now, before I start to emulate some of my favorite villains and laugh like a maniac, let's go over the basics.
This story, as said in the warnings, has porn, flankloads of porn. Almost every chapter will contain at least ONE sex scene, much like my other porn story (Which will be started in less than a week's time I hope). These two stories are for me to de-stress and enjoy myself. They are simple, maybe with some adventure (Mostly the other story, this one is a day by day naughty and funny business) and made to entertain (I hope). If you do not like the idea of seeing things within warning list, then you can should leave right away because these are not works made to be perfect and I won't get in an argument because of them.
Now! If you are a naughty and silly person (Probably more naughty than anything) like I am? Then you can go right ahead and throw suggestions, comments or whatever else you feel like it. Just remember: No arguments, because 'I' have the last word and being unfriendly will get you nowhere.
So, how can you influence how things will roll out? Simple: Make a suggestion. I will admit that I have limits, like almost any other person, for example I do not enjoy vore, scat or similar things (much less gore, snuff and the like). I like happy, friendly and naughty things, so not eating anyone (Eating out, however, is possible). In the same way I have to say that I am sorry, but F/F and M/M (Well, I do like girly boys...) are, as strange as it sounds when I say that I love hermaphrodites, not my cup of tea. They may happen, but they may not, so don't be discouraged, it is just now how I roll... I am a weird person 
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To make it simpler: If you WANT TO you can suggest scenarios, characters (Including your OCs if you wish, but you better be ready to give me a good profile, remember that I am anal about details) and such, though remember that it is highly likely that Twilight or Buzz will be present in them (This story follows THEM after all). If I like them (or fellow readers like them), then the encounters may very well happen, sooner or later, heck, if I like any of them a lot I will make it known that it WILL happen, but it will take time.
Remember this because it is important: Astro Lord eats most of my time, and its universe (side stories) will too, much like my original work that I have on the side. Naughty is fun, but is secondary, so these will be update when I feel like it.
I know, not the nicest or more open notes in the world, but beating around the bush never helps me, so here you have a dose of sincerity. Enjoy! (Or don't 
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Chapter 2: Addiction [Warning: Foalcon]
Twilight and Buzz were silent as they walked back home from the Town Hall. Sunday, raining enough to create a lake and cold, for a Summer, the perfect day to get a nice mayor with no work pilled in front of her. That was the idea anyway, and Mayor Mare (Ivory Scroll until she changed her name, Twilight had really done her research on everypony) was really a very nice mare and a great mayor, though she could be a bit... finicky, like most politicians.
Raven, the mayor's helper, could attest to that, as the unicorn mare was regularly asked to hide her horn to appeal more to the mainly earth pony population, or to aid the princesses by acting on loan whenever Mayor Mare thought it prudent. Those were examples of Mayor Mare's little 'friendly actions', actions that were more common now that Twilight herself was a princess and had her own kingdom within Ponyville.
Bottom line, Mayor Mare was sensible, friendly and maybe a bit shrewd, with the only real problem being that she required more help than she got and she was maybe a little too headstrong to ask for it without giving favors first, so a rainy Sunday during Summer with no work in sight seemed to be the perfect day to catch her. Plus it was a day before Twilight would need to announce that there was a 'human' living in Ponyville, so getting the mayor to help and ensure no catastrophe took place (and fainting), was on her list (and yes, she made one).
Things... took a turn for the naughty, though, and neither Twilight nor Ivory were part of it. Buzz, on the other hand.
"You... you could have said no, you know?" Twilight bit her lip, ears splayed back, her original alicorn form in full force. It was not the time to scare everypony, mostly because the mayor already had a fit when she showed herself "I mean, it could have been a huge problem if..."
"She was quite... persistent" Buzz countered, furrowing his brow "And... I couldn't resist, to tell you the truth. There was such need that... Well, I have to admit I never thought I would do THAT, much less with somepony like her, or in that way"
Twilight turned almost red, her nethers wetting at the idea of what had happened despite having seen only the end of it. Today had been certainly eventful in quite a few ways, and it seemed that the alchemy debacle had created quite a few things she should take into account.
"Do you mind... if we talk about the whole day? I need to see where this went to the pit" And she really, really hoped that this cold rain would soothe their needs, because it was getting hard to not do something stupid, or to hide a little secret.
"Yea, I think having secrets is going to make it worse" Buzz chuckled as he pointed at himself "This happened because we didn't talk about what we should, so... just promise you aren't going to hate me?"
Twilight shivered a bit, thinking about what she had seen. It was not something illegal, it was not bad, it was not against their consent or they would be in pain... but it had been bizarre when considered whom was in the middle of it all "No hate, of course, you know we ponies aren't like that, besides" She did her best to offer a smile "At least we know a few ponies that now like you... quite a lot in fact"
That made Buzz grimace a bit "Yea... That is one thing I will have to take into account" He sighed and nodded "Well, let's start from the beginning, maybe this will tell us if Rarity also acted differently than usual, after all, you should know better than I"
"Why is that?" Twilight's ears came up as if they were spring loaded "Don't tell me..."
"I swear I didn't do anything" Almost on instinct, Buzz covered his face "I already got enough with a single magical cold shower, Twilight, it hurt like all Tartarus thank you very much" He dared to look at the fuming and pouting mare "I swear, I didn't do a thing, but after seeing the reaction back there..."
Grumbling a bit under her breath, Twilight motioned for him to go on as they resumed their walk towards the library.
***
Twilight was unable to sleep after Rarity interrupted them. Whereas Buzz had crashed on the bathroom and slept on the bath, snoring like a monster escaped from Tartarus itself, Twilight had been looking at the ceiling the whole night. Oh, it wasn't the snoring, Rainbow Dash was WORSE, and Twilight had been sleeping outdoors with her friend long enough during their flying practice to get used to that bit of noise, that is if we don't include the many sleepovers the six friends had together, so not a single pony from their little group would consider Buzz all that loud.
She was awake because she had seen Buzz hard as a rock the first time she had gone to the bathroom, and she was as wet and ready as Buzz was hard and willing.
The mental images going around her head made circles, circles of unending pleasure, and Twilight would be the first to admit that her past heats had been nothing compared to this debacle she was in. True that estrus was incredibly brutal if one didn't at least make the body thing it had its fill, and there were toys for that, but estrus also was quick to the point and unyielding if you were unprepared. This was more like a permanent tease that was growing in intensity, but let her mind free enough to try and retain as much dignity as possible. From a moral stand point Twilight knew it would be her right to demand Buzz to help, but at the same time she was debating whether she should really do it or not, even with Buzz's warning knocking at his mind's backdoor and saying that holding back would really hurt when the flood gates finally opened.
But let's not lie here, and Twilight wasn't going to do that and fool herself, because the only damn reason she had to not RUT THE HAY OUT OF THAT DAMN MUTANT APE, was that Rarity was on the main room's couch. Twilight could be like any other mare and enjoy fooling around as much as anypony else, but doing it with her friends on the next room was not who she was.
Was she?
Because, seriously, the idea of being heard as she made Buzz take her endlessly through the night, with that apparent stamina of his, and with the obvious endurance that his new body had, was something that had made her literally bit the table she was at, quite a few times at that. She wanted it so badly, but was determined to show her body who was boss, that her fangs had gone and made a few holes here and there, marking the wood and almost cracking it when she had masturbated once her desire reached the point of ebullition.
"This is not helping!"
Twilight gritted her teeth, doing her best not to get her hooves back between her legs. The morning was still young and she had already made three messes in less than three hours. Even during heat she only needed to relieve herself once every six, maybe eight hours, so her body let her be at peace if she didn't manage to get a stallion, which was most the time. If nothing else, Twilight knew how to use a hoof or a toy better than most.
She should not be proud of that, but hey, at least nopony would say that she only knew how things worked thanks to her books!... Though she had looked through instructions before she even used her first toy, so she wasn't sure if it counted.
GRAH! All this bucking piece of...!
"Morning dear"
Twilight lifted his head, and hooves, from both table and her privates, as a very sleepy and quite unkempt Rarity made her way to the kitchen. The alabaster unicorn with purple mane was all but the usual show of prim and proper care this morning, and despite her slightly bloodshot eyes as she woke up earlier than she was used to, accompanied by the obvious discomfort of sleeping on a couch instead of her plus bed, Rarity was horribly aware of what sat in front of her.
"Morning, Rarity" Twilight tried to offer her best smile, but in turn gave a grimace with two large fangs that made Rarity shudder "Ummm... coffee?"
"It would be appreciated, thank you" Rarity half nodded as she summoned a brush from somewhere, probably Twilight's bathroom "Tonight has been... decidedly dreadful, I have to say"
Twilight just nodded, her wings buzzing as she used her magic to get a pot brewing. This was one of those few times that had the mare speechless, not for lack of words, but because getting them in the coherent and correct order could very well start a fire. Rarity could be many things, but she had eye for detail of such quality that you could never construct a web of lies if it required every single detail in order, not if she had found ONE of them out of place.
Besides, Twilight didn't want to lie to her friends... but this was bucking embarrassing.
"So..." And here it was the usual awkward beginning, granted by Rarity, because she had to be this cliché, at least when she lacked the motivation for proper drama.
That she took this long, long enough for the coffee to be brewed and given to her, was worrying "So?"
"Changeling?" She was also eerily calm as she took a very gentle, small and collected ship of the brew. Probably this was done in case of a possible spit take that she would do with gusto if needed be "And we learned enough about them thanks to you my dear, I know no changeling would look like THAT, if what you told us was true"
"No way out of this, eh?" Twilight's grimace soured a bit more.
"Afraid not, sweetie" Rarity let out her best attempt at a giggle as she drank some more coffee "What happened?"
Twilight's gaze went up, a mix of a groan and a huff building within her throat as she bit her lip, trying to shut up so her friend didn't see just how exasperated she truly was. The manure before yesterday? She could deal will that, and telling everypony about her change could be much better than yesterday's little curve ball. How to begin and how to get Rarity to not hate, or lecture, her for being a bonehead?
"It is complicated" She settled for the attempt at an easy way out.
"Uh huh" Rarity nodded, motioning with her hoof for Twilight to go on "I think we know each other better than that, Twilight, so do go on"
The groan won in the end, and Twilight decided to regale her white friend with the whole tale, not skipping a beat. Element of honesty Rarity was not, but she knew how to spin a yarn better than most, so trying to hide something from her, more so now that she was attentive to a fault, sleepy or not, was not something Twilight would recommend. In the end she ended up telling her everything she could.
Rarity was, well, Rarity during the conversation. Details, details, details, including Buzz's human measurements since Twilight had made sure to get them when she studied the newly formed human. For some reason Rarity felt it weird that Buzz went unclothed, maybe because, unlike diamond dogs or minotaurs, Buzz's stuff was, well, hanging out at all times, in the mood or not. True that nearly no species went out of their way to get clothing, but it was either true that Rarity felt it would be best to give him clothes, or her mind was trying to cope partially by devolving to her usual vice: Making clothes.
Honestly, seeing her gushing about a new possible design or two was much better than having her ask about THAT little scene she had stumbled upon. Telling her about the primal desire to reproduce and start a new hive now that Twilight was a 'different' breed of changeling was quite the humiliating thing, mostly because of the way that Rarity had found out how strong those urges were. Interestingly enough, Rarity's blush didn't seem to be directed at her, as she didn't make any kind of comment about it.
"I have to say you are taking this better than me, Rarity" Twilight had prepared herself some tea after the hours that went by. She had also changed herself back into an alicorn, purely as precaution as ponies woke up and started their morning routines "But then again, I am the one that freaks out when things don't go according to plan"
"Darling, I am still screaming on the inside" Rarity chuckled nervously, making Twilight fidget in place "If it wasn't because I saw your cutie mark while you were a changeling, I would have fled the house, screaming at full capacity"
Both mares looked at each other for a very long and awkward moment.
"Seriously?"
"You didn't think I would remain calm and collected if I thought my friend was foalnapped, right?" Rarity raised an eyebrow at Twilight's confusion "You may think we don't pay attention my dear, but I remember quite well that changelings do not like, or can't, have cutie marks on their chitin"
"No, I mean, ugh!" What was the use in asking? Twilight could see it happening, and knowing everypony else, it would be faster and more effective than using dragon fire to send a letter to Celestia "Why can't you at least freak out a little?"
"I think I was dramatic enough with my entrance yesterday, albeit it was mixed with a little something that isn't exactly fit for theatrics" Rarity grinned, winking at Twilight as the poor mare blushed brightly "Oh come on Twilight, I think that having those needs is far less embarrassing than losing your mind in search for knowledge, again" That last part was said in such a deadpan tone that it indeed brought shame to the princess "Seriously my dear, you need to calm down when it comes to stuff you do not understand. You don't see me gushing over new designs like you do over new research data"
"You don't?" Twilight's gaze narrowed "I distinctly remember SOMEPONY trampling a certain pegasus with a rainbow mane when she bought the only copy of-ULP!"
"We agreed to not bring it up, didn't we?"
Rarity 'gently' helped her friend take another drink of her tea to shut her up. Nearly not a single pony knew that Rainbow Dash was a really girly thing when she wanted to, then again, neither did they know what Rarity's own little quirks were when it came to certain things.
Let's say that whatever fantasies you have, they are your own, and if they don't hurt anypony then no pony has any right to delve on your mind to get to them.
That Dash liked frilly stuff when nopony looked did get to Rarity when she discovered it. Why? Because Ponyville hardly received enough magazines that detailed the latest trends, dresses and styles, and despite Rarity's natural talent at predicting, and making, what would be an instant hit, she did need the information to be on point. She could be many things, but unprepared wasn't one, and underhanded wasn't either, for she would not go so far as to rat Rainbow to the rest of Ponyville just for that.
It made her a little teensy weensy angry when her pegasi friend got to the kiosk before she did, though.
"Now, my little ventures with my dear friend Dash and my desire for quality, and on time, information aside, what are you going to do?" Rarity frowned when Twilight, instead of answering, suddenly took an interest on her tea beyond what was proper "Twilight, I am serious. What are you going to do? I know you aren't as big on fantasy as you are in many other areas, but humans are a fantastic species, and we both know the local expert, an expert that is going to gush over Buzz once she sees him"
Twilight blinked "They are? And we do?"
Rarity sighed "I know you have been beyond occupied, dear, but I also know you have a lot of books that speak of made up creatures, you did even tell us about that talk with Celestia and that mirror that was supposed to go into another dimension where magic was not present and a certain species was rumored to exist..." She grimaced for a second "Somepony heard about it and the rumor went around Ponyville. I am surprised Lyra hasn't tried to get every detail from you, since that description seems to point towards humans quite well"
"Oh... so that is where Buzz got the name and some of those weird things he was saying" Twilight tilted her head a bit as realization hit her. A certain memory instantly gave her a hideous and sour taste on her mouth "It is one of those few books I was unable to read more than once. Many of the things it says are impossible! And the discussion with the princess? I could hardly believe ANY world would lack magic! Sunset Shimmer is charged with guarding that mirror, and she says it just feels plain wrong to be close to it, so I never delved any deeper"
"You? Not curious?" Rarity almost let out an unladylike snort "Perish the thought! What have you done with Twilight, evil fiend?" She joked, almost laughing.
"Hey! Do you think I would like to go to a world with no magic? Imagine how hard it would be for me to conduct experiments, or for you to make clothes!" That did the trick and Rarity shuddered at the thought "As interesting as those thoughts were, I was really not really into thinking about how things would be without magic. Most books that show it lacking tend to be a bit... grim, and we got more than enough of that fighting evildoers I think"
"Hmmm... I understand why you may dislike the idea of reading about that one topic then" Rarity was still uncomfortable as she thought of a magic-less world "But then you should wonder" She put a hoof to her chin, drinking what was left of her coffee "Why does Lyra like the idea of humans so much?"
Twilight did her best to not browse her own memory in search of the information that was on that one book. While her memory was fantastic, beyond what even most gifted unicorns could store and recall with the aid of magic, she was also quite good at locking things down if she didn't like the topic. The description of barbaric apes came to mind and she grunted in disgust as the flood gates finally opened and the sour taste in her mouth turned to vile.
"I think I have one of the old editions that depict them as little more than overdeveloped, hairy and brutal apes" Twilight mused "It is my own old book, given by my mother. I never brought it from Canterlot until I had to regenerate Golden Oaks, and while I heard there were newer, more interesting versions, I shied away from them"
"So you don't know there are a few books solely for humans?" Twilight shook her head no. Well, this was a surprise for Rarity "My goodness Twilight, what does that old book say?! You disliking a book enough to not buy those related to the original work seems over the top"
"You don't want to know" Twilight grimaced, her ears folded against her head as she thought back to one of the more graphic drawings the book had "But looking back at what I remember and at what Buzz turned out to be. Well, he IS mostly ape like, he has an incredible range of emotions, he can eat both meat and fruit..."
Rarity recoiled back at that. Pegasi did eat fish in some cases, maybe chicken, and sometimes unicorns did too if their jobs was magic intensive, as in REALLY magic intensive, but less than five percent of the pony population had even tasted meat, at all, if they had decent fruits and vegetables. At least Rarity did want to think that way, she only read that back during her school filly days.
"No, he said he doesn't want to eat me, or any other pony for that matter" Twilight giggled, blushing a few moments after the fact "Well, not in the way you are thinking anyway"
A coy smile formed on Rarity's lips as she gave her friend the bedroom eyes "Is that so?"
"D-don't look at me like that! It was a moment of weakness, I swear it!" Twilight sputtered as her blush grew to gigantic proportions "He just kept teasing, reminding me and..."
"Well, for what you told me, he could last longer than most stallions, he recovered in minutes instead of hours, half an hour at best, and he is forever in the mood" Rarity's tone turned quite husky like "You should know that those are a few qualities mentioned on the... adult oriented book about humans, alongside the same dexterity that minotaurs have on their fingers, if not even greater than that. You'd find Lyra's collection of adult books quite invigorating if you keep Buzz around"
Despite her friend's nonchalance, Twilight knew one question that would bring the blush back on her cheeks "It seems like you speak from personal experience" And bingo! There it was! Rosy cheeks in less than three seconds "Oh my! Seems somepony does like to read more than those trashy romance novels of hers"
"They are not trashy!" Rarity blew, only to place a hoof on her lips, the blush intensifying "And besides" She coughed to clear her throat "Lyra has an ample collection of those books, she even wrote a few herself, and they are... very imaginative"
"I bet" Twilight resisted the urge to give her friend a teasing look. This little conversation had been both funny, embarrassing and it had taken her mind off her crotch, for now "But you were right when you asked what I was going to do... because I have no clue" Twilight sighed "Telling everypony of a possible invasion would be disastrous, even Celestia makes sure to not tell when something like this is about to happen. Despite how many things the princess makes public, moments like these must remain secret so nopony acts like they did during the parasprite event"
"Too true, too true" Rarity couldn't help but giggle a bit "The flower sisters faint more than any other pony I know, and I do count myself"
Only Pinkie knew how Rarity had her couch at her side whenever it was dramatically appropriate, and right now Twilight didn't think it would be wise to call the pink menace to try and explain it again. However, much to Twilight's surprise, the idea of something slightly chaotic did bring inspiration.
"How about I take Buzz to the Town Hall?" Luckily for Twilight, Rarity had already finished her coffee, otherwise the gasp would have been something else "I mean, telling them what really happened is what I want to do, but it would scare everypony. Saying that I 'accidentally' brought a human and that now we agreed for him to help me learn about them? It may work"
"Darling, that is going to bring so many questions that it would make a book all on itself" Rarity chimed in. She suddenly found herself way too drowsy for this conversation. More coffee was needed.
"Telling them that Buzz is an alchemic mutant with enough genetic code within his body to impregnate alicorns and resist magic is probably a worse idea" And with how serious Twilight sounded, there was no doubt that she meant it "We could help get him a job, get used to his new life as a human and make everypony used to him too. Monday could be a very fun show and tell instead of Ponyville as a whole calling for the royal guard to stomp the ugly ape monster"
Rarity mulled over that thought for a second alongside Twilight. Today started as sunny, but clouds were forming and it seemed obvious that a storm had been hastily scheduled. Twilight hadn't seen a rainstorm in a while, and with the heat it was clear that humidity had dropped. A rainy day would ensure Mayor Mare was largely free.
Speaking of rain, she hadn't exactly showered in a while, hadn't she? Changelings still needed to do it, and unlike changelings, her alicorn form had real fur, not magical illusions. She required to wash both and it would take no less than an hour, probably more if 'something' decided to bother her during her shower time.
"What time is it?" Rarity seemed to have an idea of her own.
"Time? I had lost track of it" Twilight decided to be fast and just summoned a screen to her clock "Half past what?! We started talking before nine!"
True that they had derailed heavily a few times, but goodness! They had gone much longer than Twilight thought. Of course she had felt a spike of hunger, she had gone without lunch!
"My goodness, it is so late!" Rarity drank her cup clean in a single gulp "I will go get some materials and come back. I do want to get something done, even if it needs to be simple"
"I am going to head for the shower" Rarity scrunched her muzzle at the mention "I know, I know, I haven't exactly taken care of myself since I changed, there were other things to do" Twilight half grumbled "I need to clean both... bodies, so I will take some time. Hope you don't mind being with Buzz by yourself"
Rarity smiled and waved her friend's concern away "I am sure we will be okay my dear. Do get yourself clean, I will give myself an once over and I'll be right back before the rain starts"
While the morning wasted away with both friends talking, Buzz had been doing something useful. Other than eating whatever fruit Twilight had left on her room for today's study, cleaning his teeth and taking a shower since someone in this house had to take care of their own bodies, more so now that he wasn't completely sure of how it worked, Buzz had been running a few tests on his blood within the tree house's laboratory.
"Hmmm... None of the books said anything about this" He mused to himself as he saw the results "Then again, most of those writings are nothing more than bad fanfiction" Buzz chuckled at the thought, as well as the memory of some of those stories "I wonder how long it will take Twilight to notice I didn't come up with the name for what I am"
Then again, and Buzz knew this, he wasn't exactly 'human', not like anypony knew what a real human was like. If he had to go with his results, then he was, technically speaking, the equivalent of a 'human' changeling, for obvious reasons. One of the more prominent qualities that gave this thought away was one that both Twilight and Buzz knew: He had genetic material from almost all species. Changelings did something similar, and much like any other species, they were able to cross breed. Humans lacked true magic, if the more serious hypothesis were correct, so they should NOT crossbreed. His test said that he could, and that one thing he had been genuinely forthcoming with Twilight about.
His doubts and worry came from some of the other results, and even then he wasn't sure of what some of them meant. He was an expert on creating mixes to give certain results, he needed the materials and the time to learn how, why, and also the speed he needed to run at if the laboratory exploded so it wouldn't reach him.
It happened twice.
Analyzing a creature's features and attributes with its genetic material wasn't his strong point, in fact he could learn what any gene or property was, and how they could work together, that was child's play. Discovering what a gene did when you had absolutely no idea of what you were doing...
Let me put it this way: Minotaurs and diamond dogs were part of him, prominently, as well as apes. They shared so many genetic traits that it was absurd. The problem is that part of the genes ones had overlapped what others possessed, so right now Buzz was such a patchwork creature that he wasn't sure if his sweat was venomous to fungi, or if he could shape shift into an alicorn if someone bopped his nose.
Yea, some of the botched analysis had been slightly interesting. Scary and funny at the same time, but interesting.
"Dar... Buzz? Are you here?" The voice of Rarity almost made the busy human drop what he was doing, and considering the machinery and part of the contents, he would much prefer not to be a permanent imprint on the wall "It is nearly four in the afternoon"
So late? Buzz shook his head at the unimportant and meaningless number. He had put up a good show to scare Twilight a bit, but while he had discovered a lot about her, and what she was now, Buzz lacked knowledge about his own body.
Seriously, the idea of messing somepony up was not pretty, mostly because it would bite him in the rear if it happened.
Instead of moving to open the door, as a gentleman should do (mostly because Buzz knew he would drop something if he did), he opted to talk from his spot "Rarity, isn't it?"
"Yes, darling"
"I already snatched some fruit from Twilight's room" He announced, carefully putting everything where it should be. There were too many more test, too many more variables, too many damn genetic possibilities "Has she told you everything?"
"Considering we talked for at least seven to eight hours, I think so" Rarity chuckled, finally opening the door that lead to the laboratory. Buzz managed to act as if it hadn't surprised him that the mare dared come in "I brought you something"
Buzz hadn't noticed it at first, but the mare had brought some kind of shirt, pants and underwear of some kind. By the looks of it, and thanks to some of the books he had, eh, entertained back in the hive, he knew that the underwear were shorts and the shirt was a simple 'muscle shirt', probably named like that because whatever human had them on usually flaunted its psyche like an overeager colt.
Right now the only real 'human' in existence wasn't sure of what to think of the offer.
At least the footwear was nice, or as nice as a pair of sandals could be. He wasn't sure of the material but he had seen some hardened boots used by earth pony explorers that were made with some plant fibber similar to leather and very firm rubber that was capable of gripping tightly to most surfaces. It wasn't like changelings needed them, what with being able to climb walls easily, but Buzz was usually pretty bored when there was nothing but menial tasks in the hive.
"I call them crocs" Rarity gave Buzz a little smile before levitating the clothes towards him "I had more than enough of sweaty diamond dog feet back in my day" She grimaced at the memory "And since humans have similar appendages I thought I would do everypony a favor and give you something to protect them, plus earth ponies seem to be in agreement about this material. Not my usual cup of tea, but until I get to know you more I am sure you would prefer something more informal and durable in general"
Buzz was at a loss of words, to say the least. If she had been told everything, then why be this nice? At least he had hoped for her to freak out a bit "Thanks, but, and don't take this the wrong way, it is unnerving to see you take it this well"
"Darling, I have been around for many years, you should know that. I may like to be dramatic and overreact a lot, but it is simply for entertainment nowadays" Rarity chuckled as he watched Buzz trying to dress himself "Though I have to admit that seeing a human in the flesh is much different than what I had expected. Then again most books either over analyze them or are for... private reading sessions"
Yea, it was impossible not to laugh at how that came out.
"Not going to contradict you on that" Buzz snickered "At least they aren't the old version of human theories. I saw a copy on the shelves during one of my nightly escapades when I was still a changeling"
"Oh? I have to say Twilight mentioned she had it around, but I didn't know you had read it" And despite her friend's warning, Rarity did wonder what was within those pages.
"I read it quite a long time ago, and that book probably has more than a hundred years by now" Buzz snorted at the outdated, and very grim, depictions within "Barbaric creatures, practically hunched, with massive foreheads, big noses, nearly unintelligent, if not simply animalistic, eating food raw, both meat and vegetables, living in caves and killing each other with massive branches, clubs and simple rocks" He shook his head at the thought, finally putting the shirt on "'Modern' humans are much better, though some tales do give them quite the horrid weaponry still"
Rarity felt like her fur had turned green all over her face. Living in the dirt? Such brutal means of killing? Garish table manners? She did enjoy a few things when it came to get dirty, but modern human tales and fantasies were much more refined and less disturbing than some of the ideas that suddenly popped within her mind. She shook her head to get back on track.
"I understand why Twilight shied away from newer books, if that is the first she read about humans" Rarity shuddered "It is the same as when she came around a series of books with her name. Funny coincidence, horrible book all in all" Vamponies had their charm, wereponies too, but somepony had really, really dropped the ball with that series of books, and Rarity ate up quite a lot of 'romance' "In any case, we do have a real human now"
"Or as real as it is going to get" He gave a little smile "You seem to know about humans as much as me, maybe more, I don't have that many books about them" Though Buzz did have a little collection "Do I resemble one nicely enough?"
"I would think so" The mare nodded "I am sure Twilight would have said the same, if she wasn't trying to repress the memories from that book that I will recommend locking down forevermore" Seriously, she had more than enough of cave dwellers after meeting Jim the cave troll "At least you do look the part when compared to some of the most skilled depictions of modern humans"
Buzz gave a nod and a smile "Thanks, that lifts a weight from my shoulders"
And it did, it would be easier to get a cover story that way, in fact he remembered a character he had made for one of his games with some of his colleagues back in the hive. It was a game in which changelings tried to infiltrate a modern human settlement, encouraged by the queen, alongside other similar games, to find those best suited for the infiltrator ranks when it came to think outside the box. He failed miserably, but it could be used.
"Twilight thinks it would be best if most ponies thought you are a human she 'accidentally' snatched up and is studying at the moment" Rarity piped in as she saw Buzz deep in thought "I am sure that you can help her come up with a nice cover story until the common pony is ready for the truth"
"Why, because I am a changeling?" Buzz raised an eyebrow as he threw a withering look to Rarity, only to chuckle as the mare tried to make herself scarce "Okay, I get it, but I wasn't made for that. Luckily for you I was a bit of a... geek"
"No, really?" This time the one to give the funny look was Rarity as she eyed the laboratory "Pray tell, how do you hide it so well?"
"Hah, hah, and Twilight said you are such a lady"
"I AM a lady, my dear man" Rarity chuckled at the use of the word "But I have also been around my friends for years. One does diversify as they grow, right?" She gave him a gentle smile "Now, how about telling me what cover you had in mind"
"Not buying I didn't have one prepared, eh?" Rarity shook her head and Buzz smirked. At least it was good to have somepony that thought highly of him, at least somewhat "I am Buzz Lightyear, I want to be an astronaut, I am barely over twenty one years of age and I go from job to job to pay for my tuition. At the moment I was going to get a summer job by taking care of kids back home since I couldn't find anything better"
The white unicorn stood still for a second, tilted her head and then chuckled "It sounds like something Shining Armor would make for a role-playing character, if all the stories Twilight told me are true"
"Hah, hah, hah, thank you for the vote of confidence" And hopefully she would center on the sarcasm and not on how close she had been to home "But it is easy and vague enough that nopony will ask much. I shouldn't know how spaceship works, or at least most books show that not all astronauts do, if those stories are more or less consistent. Much better for me this way since not a single pony will try to prod me much when pure technology doesn't work here" That, admittedly, would save his flank more than anything else "That, and taking care of foals is an easy job to do to earn some bits if needed be"
"As if" Rarity laughed heartily "If you are so sure, how about you come over my boutique and... take care of Sweetie Belle some day?"
***
"And she said it with such a tone that... I am not sure if I am comfortable about having said yes after what happened at the Town Hall" Yet Buzz was not sure if he should feel disturbed or not. He did enjoy himself immensely, but it felt maybe a little bit wrong "Do you think..."
"Maybe?" Twilight did give him a shy smile as they reached the library "She does like human books, so who knows. You didn't exactly seem adverse at the idea of having fun with ponies now that you are human so..."
"I will not lie: It felt incredibly good but..."
"You are scared of how they were for a few minutes?" Her cheeks burned, and with good reason "I have to say... the smell... the sight... It made me want to join so much that... It was really, really, really hard to resist"
"Yea, I can imagine" Once they got inside, and with certain reticence, Buzz took his clothes and covered his privates as best as possible. The day was already embarrassing as it was "I am freezing my rear, so how about we continue this while I am taking a hot bath? If you don't mind waiting for me that is"
"I am fine" Twilight nodded, looking away from his nude body. As far as she had seen, and she had seen more than enough, Buzz was not as resilient when it came to the elements, probably the lack of a decent coat and much less magic within his body. Getting him sick would mean Redheart would chew her tomorrow "If Rarity hadn't ran off I would have asked for one of her umbrellas, but I think that was for the best"
Buzz couldn't say Twilight was wrong there. The day had certainly taken a turn for the weird. No matter how much he had teased Twilight yesterday it didn't come close to the little encounter at the Town Hall.
***
"Six in the afternoon, Twilight, SIX, in the afternoon" Rarity grumbled, umbrella held with her magic as she covered everypony with some help from Twilight's enlargement spell "We literally ate and drank away the whole day, with your shower not helping any! Do you know how much this will delay me? And I even lost Spike's letter amidst the mess I made back at the boutique" She added with a cute little pout. Certainly, at least as far as Rarity was concerned, today was not her day.
"There were unforeseen complications okay?" Twilight hissed between clenched teeth "I didn't know it would feel so weird to have water within my leg holes... or any other changeling hole for that matter"
"When I said that the insides of those holes were incredibly sensitive for most changelings I meant any changeling capable of transformation" Despite appearances, Buzz was trying his best not to laugh "They are considered an erogenous zone since not only do they help with the complex breathing system, lightening the overall body mass and channel magic, but they also channel information about the emotions around you. Simply put: They are tough enough to withstand blows, but they are very sensitive and can get you horny if you touch them in the right way"
"The more you know" And for once the purple mare said it with sarcasm "New mental note: Never get those holes touched"
"I am sure you would like for other holes to be the center of attention anyway" Buzz yelped as both mares gave him a kinetic slap with their magic. They had basically whispered the whole conversation, but that last part Buzz had said out loud.
Other than a small slip from Buzz, showing that maybe the material used for the 'crocs' was not the best when wet terrain was involved after all, the walk had been simple enough. During their wait the storm had begun, and it was quite the big thing as storm clouds covered the sky almost entirely. There was no danger of being seen by pegasi with how strong the wind was, most ponies fled the streets to avoid getting wet, so now Ponyville was deserted and most windows utterly closed. Not only that, but being Sunday meant that no business was open, much less with how the day turned out to be.
They had been horribly lucky, and Twilight felt like thanking Celestia for whatever kind of help she had graciously sent her way without anypony knowing. Then again, it could go very wrong if she was mistaken and more ponies had decided to ask Mayor Mare for a meeting or something. It could happen, much like it could happen that Rainbow Dash had to eat her own words when she said that no pony would want to set foot inside Golden Oaks after it was burned down once.
The thirst for knowledge, or simply a good book, is too great to resist! Well, that is what Twilight nearly shouted anyway.
"Why do you ponies make such weird buildings?" And right now she didn't want to give Buzz a piece of her mind like she did with her friend back then. She DID wonder why some constructions were made like this too.
"It is pretty, it is stylish, it works" Rarity was more akin to telling in any case "Shall we?"
As per tradition more than anything else, the mares opened the door for the stallion, or man as it were. It was a good thing that most buildings were made with interspecies relations in sight, otherwise Buzz would have had a hard time fitting in the Town Hall, the library or any other pony building.
He was already hardly fitting within Raven's mind when she saw him.
"What is THAT thing?!"
Now there was a reaction Buzz was expecting.
"Hello, dear Raven" Rarity, composed and ladylike as ever, decided to diffuse the situation before something went awry "Twilight made a little mistake a while back and needs to talk with Mayor Mare about the... consequences. Would you mind coming with us for a moment?"
While both Twilight and Rarity dragged a half panicking Raven away to calm her down, Buzz had to marvel at the Town Hall doing exactly what nearly all pony buildings did: Deceive the viewer from the outside.
It may sound like a very changeling like thing to do or say, but in truth the meaning was quite simple, in fact it was also harmless and with good intentions intertwined in the mix. What 'deception' meant with pony buildings was a simple magic trick used in the construction. From the outside you would see a deceptively small building, while inside it would be much, much, much bigger. That is why unicorns usually helped the earth pony crews in most, if not all, construction works; it saved space and also strengthened most of the building itself.
For a small and cylindrical building such as this, one that would be hard pressed to really fit half of Ponyville if it was the size seen from the outside, the Town Hall could fit not only the whole population, but also some extras. If what Buzz had heard was true, a sea, or at least river, serpent could probably get enough space within, unless he was refined enough to give ponies space and wait outside while the event was taking place.
It was easy to imagine quite a few rooms, a couple of bathrooms, a second floor within the upper area and many other things, all of them apparently hidden to the naked eye from the outside. Changelings did have secret rooms, they could hide stuff, but their buildings were more practical in most cases, not like equestrians would be able to find their way within a hive in any case.
So to say that Buzz wondered just how many things could be hidden within a building that looked impossibly large when compared with the outside, more so if you take into account the fact that the apparent top area probably was an overly large and well decorated office with possibly an underground section for archives or who knows what, was an understatement. It looked like there could be no stairs up, but then again it also looked like the space within should be impossible to achieve. Buzz may not be the most studious of changelings, but curiosity was a malady he did have.
"So you see, he is the first human to visit Equestria, or at least the first one in a long, long time, if some of the stories are to be believed" While Buzz had been wondering about something most ponies considered as trivial as the end result of two plus two, Rarity had been painting a nice picture for Rave with the help of Twilight "If you could be a dear and ask miss Ivory Scroll for a teensy bit of her time so we could sort this out? I know Sundays are when she enjoys some free time, but this is important"
"Well, certainly, I mean... This is more than unexpected" Raven had been so surprised that her usual disguise had just banished. True that it only required to hide her horn, but after living here for so long she had gotten used to doing almost everything without using it "I am sure the Mayor would be more than happy to meet with you two, but she is slightly sick..."
"Oh..." Twilight's ears fell "I suppose we can come another day but... Redheart made sure to give me an appointment tomorrow. I would prefer if the mayor could help lessen the hysterics in town somewhat"
Raven chuckled a bit "I know how that goes, and sorry once more about that outburst" She placed her glasses back in place "Now, I do not mean she is sick enough to not meet you, I mean that, once more, she didn't take care of what she ate. I would prefer to not give her any undue surprises, unless you want to see how bad some of dietary habits are when she doesn't have me around to help her out"
"Dear, it can't be that bad" Rarity smiled for a moment, only for Raven to shake her head "Can it?"
"Miss Rarity, I know that Ivory is quite young for a mayor, and you should too. It probably wouldn't make much of a difference for most, unless you knew her from school like I do" Raven giggled under her breath at the memory "Ivory is a total mess when she isn't focused, she hated the idea of going into politics, though she had the head for it. Leave her alone long enough and she will let her mane turn pink once more and escape for a few days to have fun, believe it or not" She grimaced at that "Sadly, that means that she gorges herself on sweet and junk food when nopony watches over her, usually after a party that gets her drained"
"My goodness" Rarity tried her best not to laugh at the thought "Who'd thought miss mayor was your generation's Pinkie"
"Not that bad, but close" Raven gave the two mares a wink "Cheerilee was more like Pinkie, if you can believe it. Still, the point stands: I would prefer for the mayor to just have a little shock, not one big enough to send her to the hospital with how her stomach is at the moment"
"Then we can have our meeting?" Twilight was at least slightly hopeful. Lying was not something she liked, but a white lie was better than panic.
Luckily, Raven nodded "Of course" She pointed a hoof to the right side of the hall "Do go upstairs as always. At least this time you don't have Rainbow with you, so please refrain from going to my office this time, okay?"
"Of course, and even if Rainbow was around we would make sure she didn't bring any toy insects" Rarity hid a giggle from her fellow mare. Who knew that somepony that loved to play a devil during nightmare night was scared of the smallest and less threatening things? "We will break the news gently to miss Ivory. Would you mind keeping Buzz company until we return, though?" The three mares turned to face the still curious human "I fear he may go exploring if left unattended"
"It won't be a problem" Raven gave the alabaster mare a nod "There isn't even any paperwork to short today. It has been quite a quiet day here"
Twilight and Rarity gave Raven their thanks. Twilight did have doubts when it came to Buzz, but leaving him unattended would be more dangerous if he even did something as simple as looking out of one of the many large windows. Rainy days were solitary days in Ponyville, but they had been lucky to meet none of the ponies within the village that enjoyed this weather.
True, she was afraid that Buzz would, for a lack of a better term, 'perv' on Raven. Unlike Mayor Mare, Raven was a more conservative mare, she had been much like Twilight in her school days, maybe even to a fault. She was tidy, organized and very duty centered. As far as she had been told, since she hadn't been with the mare all that much, she still let her mane flow wild from time to time, but unlike Mayor Mare, Raven only did that when there was no work, usually during vacation time or when the mayor accepted a hoof or two around here.
The princess really wished that Buzz wouldn't do something stupid. Other than that, she was calm as she left with Rarity.
For her part, and utter amazement, Raven found herself calm when approaching the large creature she now knew as a human. Unlike what one would believe from this studious mare, she had little time for books, at least fantasy ones. She had never heard of humans and in the nearly half an hour she had spent talking with the princess and miss Rarity she had learned more than she ever thought possible. The tales of the 'old version' humans that seemed to unnerve Twilight had the same effect on the poor unicorn mare, but Rarity's more modern version suited the man called Buzz just fine, or Raven thought so at least.
Touching his exposed leg with her hoof felt... soft. Not gryphon or minotaur soft, as she had to call them to attention under Celestia's, or Ivory, orders a few times, more like, well, soft, soft. He seemed to be fit, but his body was obviously less durable than the large, horned creatures or the more physical oriented fliers that were the gryphons. It was almost like a pony, only without the coat.
Luckily for her, as she pointed to the side and started to trot away, Buzz followed. She didn't felt like she could do more than eep when the human looked downwards at her. Twilight was taller than most ponies in Ponyville, other than Big Mac and very few others, and she was dwarfed by Buzz's height. Taking him to one of the waiting rooms downstairs, usually used for smaller conferences when the main hall was busy, would at least give her a more concise space and a bit more familiarity, since the archives in the area were basically her element when she wasn't in her office.
It all went without a hitch though. Despite her fear that the human would slip, that he would hit his head on something or that he would do something unexpected, it all went alright as they traveled downstairs. Hard to fault Raven for second guessing her choices now that she was underway, after all Ponyville had seen more monsters and weird happenstances than all of Equestria in the last hundred years! Another one would just be marked as a rainy Sunday with an extra.
Right now the waiting room was just that: A place to wait, though it was mostly empty. A couple of tables, some seats and some semi recent magazines. Unlike many other places that had them, the Town Hall really didn't need this extra space, in fact it was made thinking forward to a time that would have Ponyville as a true city, not a small hamlet.
Raven bit her lip at the thought. She liked Ponyville as a small community, it was calm and fun. She had enough big city life experience thanks to Canterlot to last her a couple hundred years, if she managed to live that long in any case.
"Do pick a seat" Raven offered as she got herself comfortable. There were a few stools made for gryphons or minotaurs around the otherwise barebones room "I doubt we will need to wait more than an hour, maybe two if the princess and miss Rarity need to discuss more than originally intended"
"Thank you" Buzz nodded and went for one of the seats, coming back quickly enough to rejoin the mare "Raven, right?"
"Indeed" She nodded with a smile "And your name is Buzz, Buzz... Lightyear?"
Buzz almost chuckled at that. Where did that second name come from again? When he was playing the game it sounded nice enough, now it was simply funny.
"Yea, sorry for the scare by the way" He offered an apologetic smile.
"I have seen worse, I assure you" Raven grinned "The time with a bugbear was recent, and scary enough. Those things can be nasty when they go in groups, luckily it was a lone drone"
"I am not sure if bugbear males can be called 'drones' when they resemble bees like that" Buzz rubbed the back of his neck before he noticed what he had said, which earned a questioning look from Raven "Bee drones don't do much at all, and for what I read thanks to Twilight's books, bugbear drones are mostly aggressive loners instead of passive males used for reproduction"
Raven seemed to accept that and nod "I suppose it is not exactly fitting, but I am not one to question those things" She was going to say something else when she heard a loud slam that made both of them jump "Excuse me a moment"
As Raven left Buzz found himself trying to rub the ringing from his ear. Magic that made the insides look more spacious had a problem: It was a conductor. Technically speaking the space was expanded within, but outside it was the same, and there were limitations. If one wanted to be perfectly spot on Raven and Buzz were little more than a few meters away from the entrance door, but since they weren't in the same area, being underground instead of aboveground, the magic compensated by the distance.
Overcompensating would be more fitting though. The door could probably close down without a hitch and it would still sound like something had exploded. Usually it was solved with a sound dampening spell, but since Raven probably didn't expect a soul to come here today, the magic had been neglected. Buzz was sure that, while not as powerful, the slamming of the door had probably scared Twilight and Rarity too.
Question was, who came here and why?
"And I say I want to see what is more important than attending the most important filly in this village!"
Something told him that hitting his head against a wall would have been more productive, and less painful, than asking that question. For a moment he felt like he understood why Twilight had done that when she was exasperated.
Seeing two fillies barging into the room, only to gasp and cry out in fear, only added to his conviction.
"I want to go back on my word. Shock and awe are not two things I want to attract anymore" He muttered under his breath as the fillies tried to escape, only to be stopped by Raven's legs "How is that there are two fillies in here all of sudden?"
Whereas Raven was a decent mare with both a bun for her mane and tail, glasses and a nice white collar that all spoke of professionalism and tact, the fillies were something else.
The pink with what looked like a steel tiara with diamonds had been afraid, and seemed to still be afraid, but once she recovered her eyes looked him up and down with such snobbish demeanor that Buzz couldn't help but picture some of the unicorns back in Canterlot. They were a royal pain in the flank. Seeing that she had a diamond tiara for a cutie mark, and judging by appearances and demeanor alone, he was pretty sure that the little girl would be exactly that.
The grey filly with silver like hair and a silver spoon for a cutie mark, as well as framed glasses that seemed to be worth more than all the furniture in this room, was much slower in showing courage. She had to look a few times at the pink filly, and only showed any kind of guts once the former had regained some kind of superior posture. Probably a more sensitive filly, but also obviously a crony, or a second if nothing else.
"What are YOU doing here? This is a place for ponies!" First sentence, dislike achieved. Buzz had never thought he would find somepony more grating than his own queen when she was down in the dumps.
"Pardon me for not being a pony, miss prissy" Buzz grumbled with mock hurt "I am not here exactly of my own volition" Which was partially true.
"Well, I...!"
"Diamond Tiara, silence"
The room became silent in an instant. Raven, the mare that seemed calm, collected, professional and quite friendly when she wasn't afraid, as she had showed when she rested eyes on Buzz, looked positively livid. She was gazing at Diamond as if the little girl was an imp she needed to banish, and with just a few moments Buzz had to admit she fit the bill pretty well.
"I had thought you would come here on Monday, even postpone it until your father forced you to, but it seems you want to make a nuisance of yourself at all times" The little filly, Diamond Tiara, opened her mouth to retort, but Raven shut her up quite quickly "Why are you here, Diamond?"
The filly grumbled, kicking the ground with her front hooves "I don't want to come here when the heat gets worse"
Something shattered like glass inside Buzz's brain. Heat?
"Oh yes, you are about that age I guess" Raven mussed "Surprising it took you that long, most fillies have their first at age five or six. Your whole class is full of late bloomers" She smirked, but then scowled as she looked down at the filly once more "But I didn't mean that"
Diamond cowered a bit. She usually was full of bravado, but the last 'prank' to hurt the blank flanks had gone overboard, or so her father had said.
"I almost made those blank fl..." The withering look from Raven was enough to make Diamond gulp "I hurt three friends and dad wants me punished"
"And I suppose part of his punishment is forcing you to go through heat without the usual herbal remedy" Diamond nodded, her lips forming a very thin line "I think that is not as bad as what could have happened if the CMC hadn't managed to veer in time. Do you know that the most probable thing would have been one of them getting permanently hurt, or worse?" Diamond recoiled at the thought "If nothing else you should think about your father, you pampered filly, and how getting on the bad side of the Apple family would have made you regret your decision despite whatever else you think"
"I know alright?! Just... tell Mayor Mare that dad wanted me to have something to do, or anything that she feels adequate" Diamond gritted her teeth at the thought "He said that he had left her a list since he wanted whatever was chosen to be made public"
"Diamond..."
"No, Silver Spoon, Filthy Rich said so and it has to be done" The filly huffed as Raven cut her. Her friend, looked down with such intent that Buzz was sure she was going to dig through the world "Speaking of which, I did read the list, and since Mayor Mare is occupied I can find the perfect punishment for you"
"But dad said..."
"Mister Rich knows me the same way he knows Applejack, Granny Smith or Mayor Mare" Raven threw Diamond a disdainful glare "I swear, Diamond, if your mother and I weren't friends I would have made sure that she knew every little thing you have done. It would have been a moot point if miss Ivory wasn't shy when it comes to confronting some people since she prefers to be peaceful, but I don't have that problem and this last breach of yours is more than enough to make the glass overflow"
When her attention turned to Silver, the look of disappointment was beyond obvious "And you, Silver, are no better" The grey filly imitated her friend as she looked down "I know you two like to act superior, and I know you like Diamond a lot, I am sure that someday you will form a nice pair or a big and loving herd, but going along with everything that she says is stupid and you know it" Raven got her glasses back in place once more. Too much emotion and they were once more almost flying away from her "For that reason I think a good punishment would be to have you two, and the CMC, foalsited together next weekend"
The mare's eyes went to Buzz. Buzz shook his head. She nodded. He shook his head harder. She nodded vigorously.
Shit.
"I am not babysitting those two for all the gold in the world" The toneless voice was spoken in such a drone that Buzz thought himself a golem for a second.
"Twilight may never get you back home, you need a job, and they said that you were good at babysitting" Okay, so lying did bit you in the flank. Duly noted "Mister Rich has ran out of options as far as babysitting goes. Diamond has a very strong character"
That was one way of putting 'witch' if Buzz ever saw one.
"I think I can stomach living off Twilight's charity for a while longer"
Completely untrue. Since he transformed Buzz had wanted nothing more than to get out of the basement. Compared to babysitting somepony that he had automatically disliked once he laid eyes on the prissy filly? Totally content with remaining underground and coped, thank you very much, don't come again.
"Think about it" Raven pushed despite both fillies eyeing her with worry. Diamond could act all tough and such, but she was scared of the large creature "Mister Rich is a very influential and wealthy pony. If you manage to take care of his daughter for one measly week he may hire you and spread a few good words. Ponyville lacks in foalsitters, and the job shows dedication which could get you hired somewhere else in the future if you feel so inclined"
Good reasons, all of them, except for one problem.
He could smell her.
Thank goodness for small miracles and the fact that the table was solidly stuck on the ground, with a board separating front and back. It was probably used to put large stacks of paper in order for meetings or something, Buzz didn't care, in fact he didn't give a shit, it was that simple. The one thing he cared about was that Rarity had done a magnificent job with her clothes, only leaving to be desired the fact that his cock was trying to rip his pants to pieces!
He had teased Twilight, but he had also said the truth to an extent. He wasn't sure how humans would really feel, after all he did know about them, about the STORIES, not facts, if there were any to be had. Was it normal to feel such drive to just take everything on sight? After Twilight had calmed down and showered him with cold water it had gone away, but now that this scent was present...
"Buzz, Buzz?"
Said human was brought away from his thoughts with a yelp as a light grey hoof was waved in front of him. It seemed he had gone deeply within his mind and a few minutes had gone by. Now he had been startled, falling to the ground, straight on his ass, and he was very much in an uncomfortable position with two fillies and a mare looking at the sorry sight.
"Sorry, I spaced out" A weak excuse, but he didn't have his mind on it right now.
"I bet, you disgusting animal" Diamond pointed a hoof "I can see your coverings making a tent for obvious reasons!"
Easy reminder of why Buzz hadn't liked the filly "What did you expect when you get close to a male smelling like that?" The filly's muzzle was shut as the pink turned rosy red "Yea, I expected as much"
"I didn't know humans would be affected like any other stallion" Raven blushed as she looked down to Buzz's private area. Definitely smaller than a stallion when considered the ratio, but he was decent "I mean, almost any species that is compatible reacts this way, but I didn't think you would..."
"It is obvious that I am, then, aren't I?" Buzz tried his best to regain some dignity. He wasn't supposed to be showing any kind of weakness, lest of all to THAT filly "I think I will have to decline the surprise job offer, Miss Raven"
"Good! I don't want a filthy monster to..."
"Wait and reconsider, please. I am sure..."
A small grey blur stopped everyone on their tracks.
Diamond had been more than ready to enjoy the human's retreat, while Raven was adamant for him to relent and accept. Buzz wasn't sure what the filly's problem was, nor why Raven was so willing to go along with the babysitter idea. Sincerely, he cared not for either's reasoning simply because he had already disliked Diamond Tiara.
Silver Spoon was something else, and suddenly Buzz found himself hating Rarity for adding a zipper to his pants.
"What are you doing?" Gulping loudly, Buzz felt himself frozen solid as the young filly revealed his shorts underneath his pants.
"Yea! What are you doing, Silver? Stop touching that ugly thing!" Suddenly Buzz felt himself agreeing to the whole scene a lot more once Diamond Tiara showed her obvious distaste for it.
Silver stopped shy of grabbing the fabric of Buzz's shorts. Raven was just opening and closing her mouth while the young filly toyed around with her hooves, looking at the human with pleading e yes.
"I... I am sorry Diamond... But we Silvers have longer heats than most, like Mrs. Cake" She gulped down and Buzz understood. Most heats lasted a few days, maybe a week. Some mares could go for a whole month, though those only had a heat a year, but they were strong, strong enough to hurt if they didn't get tended to "And my dad said I had to go through your punishment too... So... So forgive me Di, but I don't want a whole month of pain and discomfort"
"Now wait a second here..."
Buzz shut up when Silver all but begged "And you are okay with it, right? I mean, you are aroused, I have seen stallions aroused, like dad when mom is in the mood. I h-have never seen a stallion aroused for a filly... I mean, some are b-but most adults just want other adults" Silver gulped as her hooves moved to his shorts, eyes hungry "So... help me?"
Now, these fillies probably were over eight, maybe nine or even ten years of age. Ponies and most magic creatures lived long and well, if they didn't overuse their magic or had an accident. They also matured quite quickly, so to speak. The problem with that was that they weren't all that tall, as the princess liked to remind them when they said 'my little pony'. Raven was the average with almost one meter in height, and she was quite a pretty mare, or so Buzz thought, not as pretty as Rarity, but she was more than charming in her own way.
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon? They probably didn't reach sixty centimeters in height, probably fifty or fifty something. Stallions usually had at least a third of their body length in size down there, and the mares could take that and more. With nine inches or so to his name, which was huge for Buzz when he had no sex whatsoever a week ago, he was unsure if he would fit inside a filly, normally at least.
But damn if his mind was saying 'buck it and buck the young one!'.
"Of course most adults don't approach fillies" Raven was eyeing Buzz in a way that made him feel like a piece of meat when she called for his attention "You do need to have at least a bit of a connection for the magic to work, so you can take someone bigger than you normally would. If you weren't such a bully, Silver Spoon, you wouldn't need to put Buzz in this position"
Silver chuckled as she finally pulled his shorts down, revealing the hard nine inches he had hidden within "I think he doesn't mind so much... and I want to play"
So, if someone out t here doesn't know about how it goes, heat tends to get to a mare's mind a bit. Twilight was a prime example of somepony that probably doesn't even notice until it gets too bad, and the way she was so demanding and almost utterly dominant wasn't the queen in her talking, just the NEED. Others turned into begging waterworks that needed to get off in any way possible, some turned into dominatrix that all but tried to rape a stallion, and with how males were the weaker sex with at least four to one in difference, you better believe it would happen.
Others, like Silver Spoon seemed to be, just turned into raunchy, playful little things. He would go so far as to call her easy, since, heat or not, most mares went for those they at least considered close acquaintances or friends, not complete strangers!
When Silver Spoon licked his mushroom tipped head, Buzz's analytical mind went out of the window with a moan.
"Not as big as I thought for a male your size... Dad is longer, and thicker, when I saw him with mom..." And Silver was also a damn tease as she licked his cockhead once more, some steam already appearing as the filly got even hornier than she already was "But I think... your size will be just right"
At this point Buzz didn't know if he felt right or wrong with what was happening, he just felt horny. Did humans do this with young ones? He was sure that this question about foreign culture had been asked when he played the game some time ago. The answer? Buck if he knew.
Raven seemed fixated on what was happening, the mare licking her lips at the sight as Buzz simply sat there, still in lock down as Silver Spoon licked his member tentatively. The filly was obviously no expert, and probably was doing little more than what she had spied her parents doing, but right now Buzz was feeling the first deal of true pleasure he had ever gotten, so for him this was heaven.
A certain pink filly, however, was fuming as she tried to resist her own needs.
"Silvy!" Her yell was slightly broken. Diamond looked at the pair in apparent disgust, but the little prissy mare didn't seem capable to hide her own look of lust as Silver Spoon turned her head just enough as her lips touched Buzz's tip "Stop this at once! That thing is filthy"
Silver Spoon decided to tease her friend by opening wide and engulfing Buzz's cockhead in what could be described as both a cute and lascivious 'nom'.
"SILVY!"
The scene was a mix of erotic, silly, cute and arousing. On one side was the prissy kid, trying to hold herself together. On another was Raven, trying, and failing, to keep h er cool and look professional while also licking her lips in such a come hitter way that it was impossible to mistake her arousal. Then there were Silver Spoon and Buzz. They, oh boy, they were the problem.
Because Buzz saw the change on Silver Spoon as quickly as he felt his member getting ready for some serious fun. AKA: Precum was flowing.
A young colt could be very hormonal, but they had self control. Fillies had it harder, as ironic as it sounds when most thought that males were the horndogs in all species. Their pheromones were the culprits during those encounters, usually enticing the males to get in the mood until both parties were satisfied. In this case, and much to Buzz's shame at being overpowered by a young filly, the pheromones were so strong and his willpower so low that it hurt, with his blush adding to it all. But the moment Silver Spoon tasted his fluids, things changed.
She stopped teasing him, for one, and her pupils turned into pinpricks for a moment, a small snort escaping her nostrils, all steam as her hooves rested on Buzz's legs.
Silver Spoon took the member away from her mouth for a second. The human said nothing, the ponies were quiet.
It was as if suddenly the air got heavier as Buzz noticed a much heavier musk permeating the air. It was not bad, nor was it so abusive to his nostrils that he choked on it, but it was strong, stronger than what he had been smelling to this point.
"I want more"
The little filly went from teasing to full blown action. It came from nowhere as Silver took the whole rod into her mouth, as impossible as it may have seemed with her size and all. It not only bulged on her cheeks as she fit the darn thing like if she had all the experience in the world, but the gag reflex was nowhere to be seen in the filly as her throat gained an even more obscene bulge when she hilted the thing, a wet and obscene sound of suction being the only thing that escaped either Buzz or Silver Spoon's mouths.
In fact Buzz was pretty much brain dead at the moment.
Silver Spoon was licking his shaft from the tip to the base, or at least as much of his shaft as the young filly had in her mouth, the rest of the member being squeezed by the foal's throat. She just breathed through her nose, her muscles expanding and contracting enough to allow the air through while forcing a vice grip down on Buzz that was nothing if not pure bliss for the man. To add insult to injury as far as his self control went, Silver Spoon quickly began to administer a massage to his balls with both of her hooves as her tongue danced circles around his shaft's base.
Whatever brainpower left in Buzz isn't one for bright ideas of any kind, just raw instinct. With a hand he grabbed Silver's head, slowly pushing her away from the base of his shaft. It could feel as divine as nirvana itself, but Buzz wanted more than to have the filly still. In a moment he pushed her back to his tip, only to thrust his hips forwards, prompting a moan from both Silver and his own lungs. The young filly was literally loving a cock in her mouth. For some reason, Buzz felt incredibly envious of her.
That envy quickly faded, and more lust entered his brain as shock, embarrassment and pleasure found a balance that worked just well enough for him to do more than just shove his shaft inside the filly's mouth.
Maybe he had never had a sex, or, well, sex, before, but these instincts do drive him. They aren't exactly those of an animal thought, as quickly his free hand dashes forward, much like a snake, and pulls Silver up with a gurgled 'Eep' coming from her mouth as she hilts the cock again deep in her throat. The sounds of surprise and pleasure turn louder, with her squeezing of the throat muscles and circling of her tongue increasing in intensity, as Buzz's middle finger quickly finds itself lodged deep within the wet filly's insides. Things quickly degenerate from there.
Buzz took no time noticing that Silver was stretchier than he ever thought possible. True that changelings were the same when not in battle, heck, they could take something twice their size and stretch like nopony's business, but a filly? By the time his third digit was knuckle deep, rubbing a very sensitive area of her pussy, making Silver writhe and moan as she frantically sucked on his shaft like it was her last meal, Buzz had decided that he could fill her up proper with no problem.
At some point Buzz lost himself though, and when he pushed the poor filly too far and too fast, Silver cried around the rod she was servicing as her insides clenched with incredible power, forcing Buzz to press even harder against her sensitive spot as she came, gushing fluids all over Buzz's arm.
Silver was inexperienced and young, but the filly came like a geyser and was devoted if nothing else. Not like Buzz could claim to be more experienced other than with his mouth anyway.
Despite this, and despite the pleasure brought to him, Buzz pulled his member away without having had an orgasm on his side. It wasn't for the lack of desire, because the last moan had made the pleasure even more heavenly as the little filly moaned in desperate bliss at her first release with somepony's, or better say someone's, help. A fine trail of saliva went from the lubed member to Silver's lips, her eyes hungry, mouth quivering, breath raged and pussy lips moist with need as the heat receded just enough, only to flare even harder when the body noticed the lack of something it needed to stop, not just pleasure. Barely holding herself, or her glasses, in place, Silver was unable to beg for it, something she wanted to do at this point, Diamond Tiara be damned.
"M-more?"
Silver was out of breath, and despite her ragged appearance, Buzz couldn't help but find it both arousing and unbelievably cute. Now, despite what he had read, Buzz didn't know just how strong heat was really, not until now, and with that knowledge came the desire of fulfilling that need oh so much.
"Silver, we aren't done yet" He winked at her and lifted her up gently, allowing his own legs a moment to recover from the shock of pleasure as he got up and placed the needy filly on the table. It had the perfect height for what he wanted to do "Just... I am not sure if this will really fit in"
"Nggg!"
The moan caught Buzz's attention. It seemed that, despite appearances, Raven wasn't as calm as collected as one thought... She had one hoof right between her legs and her buns had disappeared, leaving her raven colored hair flowing wildly behind her back and across the wet floor. Also, unlike Buzz, the mare had reached her peak, apparently a few times at that, and was now trying to breathe calmly while Diamond Tiara looked upwards, obviously angry and red as a tomato, probably trying to ignore the whole scene while her lower body squirmed in place.
"Ooooh... it had been quite some time..." Raven let out a chuckle that made her sound like a school filly. Buzz would later take note that it sounded a bit... off for some reason "But I would like for you to keep helping little Spoon, Buzz. I can assure you that there are adults bigger than you that help young fillies, or colts, in need, or that want to play" She smirked at some distant thought or memory as she looked far away for a second "I assure you that Silver will be perfectly okay. You will see a bulge on her belly, but I promise she will only feel pleasure. Now, if she didn't want this... then you would hurt her, but I think that as you can see" Raven waved a hoof, making Buzz take note of the hungry face of Silver once more "I think the one getting hurt would be you, if you stop"
Simply put: That made Buzz's day.
One thing was speculating, another thing was being given green light. Looking at Silver, Buzz saw not the hungry look anymore, Silver was pleading by now, and the smell of heat was so strong that not only did it hurt Buzz by making his member throb without pause, but Silver's own female parts were probably suffering the same fate. True that in his case it was thanks to a certain buildup, but for Silver it was the instinct making itself painfully obvious in a literal way.
"Please... Pretty please?"
And she was so damnably cute that saying no was out of the question. That, and Buzz lost control of his body once more as it went into autopilot when the raw need just took the reins away from him.
Once more his body acted on his own, and while one hand grabbed Silver's hips, the young filly opening her legs as much as she could as she raised them against Buzz's chest, the other grabbed his member as he took a step forward, pushing the head against Silver's opening. To say it was hot would be an understatement. His fingers didn't feel it as badly as his member, either that, or there was something definitely wrong about it, for touching Silver's privates, simply touching, sent a wave of pleasure and a jolt of electricity through his back, straightening him up and forcing a push that almost made Buzz drive inside the filly.
In a moment he felt like Silver had looked: Hungry. It hadn't been a jolt of pleasure, it had been something that was much more than that. From a simple touch in need to lust beyond what he had shown to Twilight, even with his games he had never thought something, anything, could feel like he did.
He was burning, he was burning worse than Silver, probably worse than Diamond Tiara. He wanted something, something specific, and his previous concern and worries left way to a primordial lust that was utterly destroying the walls of his mind to get what it desired with such fervor.
Without ceremony, teasing or even much aiming and care, Buzz pulled back, took his shaft back in hand, and then drove forward.
This time he didn't miss.
The sensation was... indescribable, and his mind wasn't exactly intact enough to give details either. All he could do was moan, that, and resist the urge to cum right away, because Silver could be a filly, but Buzz had already seen that, for as much as he could lift a pony, any pony could overpower him, and it meant ANY pony, and Silver would have his balls if he just took her virginity and left her hanging.
That was the only thing that snapped him to attention: Silver was a virgin. The whimper from the poor filly, the few tears and the lip being bitten made him stop, but even with the obvious discomfort and an even more obvious bulge on her belly, detailing the outline of his shaft perfectly well, Silver endured, her hooves gripping at the table with such force that she tore away a piece during Buzz's penetration. She stayed like that, still and in slight pain, for almost a minute, until she released her lip and a sigh, opening one of her eyes and giving Buzz a little nod of approval.
With that, Buzz pushed back. A bit of blood did slip from within Silver, and the bulge moved alongside his member, both of those things Buzz found erotic for some reason, though the pleasure probably had something to do with it. The fact that every fraction of an inch felt like it was about to make him cum was a blessing. From all his years as a changeling to this... it... it was pure heaven.
And he wanted more.
He started slow, trusting inside once more, this time gently. Something told him to do it that way while changelings, even ponies, usually went at it with sheer wild abandon, aiming for the quickest and most brutal surge of pleasure and release. It certainly got most, if not all of them, hooked, but feeling the slow penetrations, the snug insides of Silver Spoon's tunnel, it made both of them gasp whenever his shaft throbbed and touched certain spots.
It felt so different than he'd imagined. True, most adult stallions had at least ten inches, were thicker and had a much larger cockhead, at least wider in any case, as well as a second corona like ring around the middle of their shafts. He had never bothered to learn the terminology since he wasn't going to sprout one anytime soon, what with being a specialized drone, thus genderless forever. Now? Now he didn't know if he'd want any cock that wasn't his own.
The shaft's tip was bulbous, mushroom like, and big, bigger in certain ways than those of an equine. It was aimed upwards with how his shaft seemed to curve once erect, and whenever it throbbed inside Silver, it made the filly jump as it prodded around her walls more than the simple brutal trusting of a pony member would. He was smaller in every way, but his member was squeezed in a vice grip that was still flexible enough for Buzz to return the favor with more than simple thrusting, something that no pony would do. That, and his fingers had even more uses that just going inside of Silver Spoon.
He didn't take all that long to get the speed upped, but as his body decided to show more force, more drive, whatever control he had left decided to make the young filly enjoy herself even more. Maybe it was part of him looking back at those times when he was asked for a 'favor' and couldn't get anything in return, maybe the envy he felt when it was obvious that Silver WOULD have enjoyed doing those favors, but he wanted to make sure that Silver knew he could make her crazy in any way he wanted.
Touching her nipples, with those teats still under developed despite her first heat, did the trick. She squeaked at the first brush and the sound was both cute and arousing as she let a moan quickly afterwards. Once Buzz pinched her nipple, gently, as if it was cotton, Silver arched her back in another moan as she came again.
Mental note: Discover where those instincts and expertise came from. Second mental note: Try knowledge on Twilight.
Buzz waited for a few seconds as Silver rode her orgasm, panting and shivering in pleasure, all the while his member was still buried within those squeezing muscles, with Buzz biting his lip, trying to hold back, as his hand kept teasing Silver Spoon's bosom. He wasn't about to cum yet, oh heck no. He was going to wait until she calmed down and then he would give it to her pony style the moment her gaze begged for him to continue. Her heat wouldn't finish until he came inside, and whether she used contraceptives or not, that didn't matter to him. All Buzz wanted was to see the filly's face full of bliss and hunger for more.
He wanted her to want him again, and again, and again.
At the moment he didn't notice the desire, he just saw the trembling body of the filly as she calmed down just enough to look at him pleadingly. She had an orgasm twice, without true release at that, and now her body was screaming at her even more than Buzz's own was wrecking his mind. She all but begged, lifting her hooves, wanting him to take her, and he returned that begging with what she wanted.
No more control, no more thoughts. His mind had been devolving to this point, and right now there was nothing more than an animal left, with his only conscious thought being 'pleasure' as Buzz bent over and showed that humans seemed to be as flexible as changelings as he managed to kiss Silver in the lips before he slammed his hips forward and impaled the poor mare, forcing a massive cry of pleasure to escape her lips and enter his mouth.
Before, it was at least sex, now Buzz was rutting Silver. He was going in hard and fast, pushing bad with not a care in the world as Silver squirmed, embracing his body as best as the little filly's hooves could, showing that she could indeed crush his ribs if she just used some more force. Instead of stopping him, or making him doubt, it just meant that he needed to give her what she wanted in the way that she wanted, and as his member throbbed, fire burning all around it, pleasure entering every inch of his sensitive shaft, Buzz could feel whatever resolve he had crumbling like if it was nothing as Silver tried to buck backwards to meet his thrusting motions.
At some point Buzz jolts upward, embracing Silver and pushing her against his chest as he does so. With both hands now at her hips Buzz foregoes any pleasure that isn't simple and direct fucking, burying himself inside the young filly time and time again as moans fill the room with the spectators watching intently as the rutting reaches its peak and Buzz lets out a howl more akin to a monster than what one would expect from a human as pleasure finally reaches the turning point within his body and he explodes.
The scene turns from frantic rutting to one of stillness, moans and gasps as Buzz's semen invades Silver Spoon's body. Glob after glob, heavy strands of thick, rich cream, fill the filly's insides, slowly making her pressing body move forcefully as her stomach grows slightly, not the same as if she had been rutted by a true stallion, but quite an impressive size for what seems to be two normal sized human testicles.
No one cares, comments or does anything, they just stand there as the both pant and moan some more. Silver is utterly spent and she knows that she is going to be blissfully sore in the morning, while Buzz has found release unlike those he had with masturbation.
Even the lady like Silver would be so uncouth as to not give a fuck about how disheveled both of them are. There is another lady, however, that would.
A little cough makes both look to the side. Not only is there Diamond Tiara and a very red Raven, but also a wide eyed Twilight, a blushing Rarity and a neutral Mayor Mare that is doing her best to try and press her tail against her privates. The smell within the room is, for lack of a better term, equal to a closed off house that has lived through a massive orgy.
"I think I can give him the babysitter job"
Mayor Mare's words only serve to turn Buzz into a tomato as Silver Spoon passes from exhaustion with a very, very happy sigh and a content expression.
***
"I understand that Rarity left after that, and I appreciate her offer for more clothes, but when she told me to think about her proposition... I swear that she was hungry when she looked at me"
Buzz had cleaned himself and his clothes. Now, and thanks to Twilight, he was donning his shorts, nothing more, nothing else. It was not like they hadn't seen each other in 'worse' conditions, and with Twilight showing her new body, as it was dry and she felt like she needed to give it a go for some reason, both of them could consider each other in equal terms.
"Well... With your show? I wouldn't say no" Twilight bit her lip. Hearing the whole description, how it felt and all, instead of just arriving to see him cum inside the filly? It was, for a lack of a better word, hot "She is... very shy when it comes to her desires. It is more than just being a lady, mind you, we all like what we think is forbidden"
"Oh?" Buzz arched an eyebrow at Twilight's quip "What do you mean?"
"Think about this: She is a lady. I am a librarian, an egghead, a princess and now a queen, but I seem to... well... be attracted to big, muscular males... uh... You know" Twilight blushed and grinned. She was so damn cute that Buzz had to let out a 'ngh!' for some reason, but he contained it within "So connect the dots and you'll know that Rarity has fantasies that are less than ladylike"
Buzz was about to say something when he got a load of images, most of them dirty, involving Rarity "OH!"
"Exactly" Twilight chuckled. For once she was happy to be on her room, on her bed, and wrapped within her sheets "Now... You seemed to mull over something"
The naughty and half smiling expression of Buzz turned sour "Twilight... I think we bucked up, hard" And before she could say anything, Buzz cut Twilight "Silver acted as if she wanted more and more, and she didn't need to ingest it with her mouth. I know heat is powerful, but she was becoming erratic even without me touching her sex, she did so when I finally gave her some of my fluids, while I became a damn animal the more of her pheromones I took in" Despite the still burning desire, Buzz was worried "Twilight, it should not work like that, not in a species that is so far away from any single species in this world. Not even stallions get as worked up as I was. Pleasure notwithstanding, that was not supposed to happen"
Twilight bit her lip for a second. She was about to say something, but thought better of it "Did... did I make a bigger mess than we thought?"
"Maybe?" Buzz shook his head. He was now sated, happy and relaxed, but there was something nagging on the back of his mind, and it was picturing EVERY MARE he had seen as the one receiving his seed "I think I will go sleep and we will talk it out tomorrow. Between getting publicly shown after breakfast and going to the hospital, we will have enough things to worry about. We can get even more worried later"
Twilight smiled and nodded as he left. She wasn't about to say how horny she was, she wasn't about to admit how worried she was, and she wasn't about to let him see the large horse shaft that Twilight had noticed while talking with Mayor Mare after she sniffed the smell of heat. Said cock was, of course, making a massive tent on the sheets. Simply put, this was only the first problem and the first weird thing. She was sure there would be more, and she didn't have the guts to tell Buzz... yet.
How could she say that she had turned into... this? Did Chrysalis have one? Was she just an hermaphrodite because of her magic messing things up? Was she this horny because of Buzz's theory or because she had both genders? Whatever the case, this was going to blow soon, because Twilight was too afraid to test whether masturbation would burn her like it does when you are in heat, or if it would calm her down... And worse yet: Her mind just begged her to rut, and rut she wanted, she wanted it so bad... Tomorrow, at least one nurse, Redheart did have a duty to do after all.
Author's Note
THIS! Took much longer than expected. If you wonder why here is the explanation: Astro Lord's new chapter. Bubble Worlds, new story. Crossover with Metal Slug for the heck of it.
Oh, also, the scene with Silver Spoon in my head was so vivid I got horny way too many times.
You know that hyperactive and very detailed imagination SUCKS BALLS?! Well, now you know. Enjoy the chapter in any case, and remember: If you have a scene you want to see, do drop a comment, but remember that this is focused on M/F S/F H/F M/S and M/H (You should know what that means) and also no vore, scat, gore or any of those things. This is the last time this will be said, so I hope you guys pay atention :3!
Also a notable mention to Lord Sergal, cause he is awesomesauce XD
