Twilight and Buzz were silent as they walked back home from the Town Hall. Sunday, raining enough to create a lake and cold, for a Summer, the perfect day to get a nice mayor with no work pilled in front of her. That was the idea anyway, and Mayor Mare (Ivory Scroll until she changed her name, Twilight had really done her research on everypony) was really a very nice mare and a great mayor, though she could be a bit... finicky, like most politicians.

Raven, the mayor's helper, could attest to that, as the unicorn mare was regularly asked to hide her horn to appeal more to the mainly earth pony population, or to aid the princesses by acting on loan whenever Mayor Mare thought it prudent. Those were examples of Mayor Mare's little 'friendly actions', actions that were more common now that Twilight herself was a princess and had her own kingdom within Ponyville.

Bottom line, Mayor Mare was sensible, friendly and maybe a bit shrewd, with the only real problem being that she required more help than she got and she was maybe a little too headstrong to ask for it without giving favors first, so a rainy Sunday during Summer with no work in sight seemed to be the perfect day to catch her. Plus it was a day before Twilight would need to announce that there was a 'human' living in Ponyville, so getting the mayor to help and ensure no catastrophe took place (and fainting), was on her list (and yes, she made one).

Things... took a turn for the naughty, though, and neither Twilight nor Ivory were part of it. Buzz, on the other hand.

"You... you could have said no, you know?" Twilight bit her lip, ears splayed back, her original alicorn form in full force. It was not the time to scare everypony, mostly because the mayor already had a fit when she showed herself "I mean, it could have been a huge problem if..."

"She was quite... persistent" Buzz countered, furrowing his brow "And... I couldn't resist, to tell you the truth. There was such need that... Well, I have to admit I never thought I would do THAT, much less with somepony like her, or in that way"

Twilight turned almost red, her nethers wetting at the idea of what had happened despite having seen only the end of it. Today had been certainly eventful in quite a few ways, and it seemed that the alchemy debacle had created quite a few things she should take into account.

"Do you mind... if we talk about the whole day? I need to see where this went to the pit" And she really, really hoped that this cold rain would soothe their needs, because it was getting hard to not do something stupid, or to hide a little secret.

"Yea, I think having secrets is going to make it worse" Buzz chuckled as he pointed at himself "This happened because we didn't talk about what we should, so... just promise you aren't going to hate me?"

Twilight shivered a bit, thinking about what she had seen. It was not something illegal, it was not bad, it was not against their consent or they would be in pain... but it had been bizarre when considered whom was in the middle of it all "No hate, of course, you know we ponies aren't like that, besides" She did her best to offer a smile "At least we know a few ponies that now like you... quite a lot in fact"

That made Buzz grimace a bit "Yea... That is one thing I will have to take into account" He sighed and nodded "Well, let's start from the beginning, maybe this will tell us if Rarity also acted differently than usual, after all, you should know better than I"

"Why is that?" Twilight's ears came up as if they were spring loaded "Don't tell me..."

"I swear I didn't do anything" Almost on instinct, Buzz covered his face "I already got enough with a single magical cold shower, Twilight, it hurt like all Tartarus thank you very much" He dared to look at the fuming and pouting mare "I swear, I didn't do a thing, but after seeing the reaction back there..."

Grumbling a bit under her breath, Twilight motioned for him to go on as they resumed their walk towards the library.

***

Twilight was unable to sleep after Rarity interrupted them. Whereas Buzz had crashed on the bathroom and slept on the bath, snoring like a monster escaped from Tartarus itself, Twilight had been looking at the ceiling the whole night. Oh, it wasn't the snoring, Rainbow Dash was WORSE, and Twilight had been sleeping outdoors with her friend long enough during their flying practice to get used to that bit of noise, that is if we don't include the many sleepovers the six friends had together, so not a single pony from their little group would consider Buzz all that loud.

She was awake because she had seen Buzz hard as a rock the first time she had gone to the bathroom, and she was as wet and ready as Buzz was hard and willing.

The mental images going around her head made circles, circles of unending pleasure, and Twilight would be the first to admit that her past heats had been nothing compared to this debacle she was in. True that estrus was incredibly brutal if one didn't at least make the body thing it had its fill, and there were toys for that, but estrus also was quick to the point and unyielding if you were unprepared. This was more like a permanent tease that was growing in intensity, but let her mind free enough to try and retain as much dignity as possible. From a moral stand point Twilight knew it would be her right to demand Buzz to help, but at the same time she was debating whether she should really do it or not, even with Buzz's warning knocking at his mind's backdoor and saying that holding back would really hurt when the flood gates finally opened.

But let's not lie here, and Twilight wasn't going to do that and fool herself, because the only damn reason she had to not RUT THE HAY OUT OF THAT DAMN MUTANT APE, was that Rarity was on the main room's couch. Twilight could be like any other mare and enjoy fooling around as much as anypony else, but doing it with her friends on the next room was not who she was.

Was she?

Because, seriously, the idea of being heard as she made Buzz take her endlessly through the night, with that apparent stamina of his, and with the obvious endurance that his new body had, was something that had made her literally bit the table she was at, quite a few times at that. She wanted it so badly, but was determined to show her body who was boss, that her fangs had gone and made a few holes here and there, marking the wood and almost cracking it when she had masturbated once her desire reached the point of ebullition.

"This is not helping!"

Twilight gritted her teeth, doing her best not to get her hooves back between her legs. The morning was still young and she had already made three messes in less than three hours. Even during heat she only needed to relieve herself once every six, maybe eight hours, so her body let her be at peace if she didn't manage to get a stallion, which was most the time. If nothing else, Twilight knew how to use a hoof or a toy better than most.

She should not be proud of that, but hey, at least nopony would say that she only knew how things worked thanks to her books!... Though she had looked through instructions before she even used her first toy, so she wasn't sure if it counted.

GRAH! All this bucking piece of...!

"Morning dear"

Twilight lifted his head, and hooves, from both table and her privates, as a very sleepy and quite unkempt Rarity made her way to the kitchen. The alabaster unicorn with purple mane was all but the usual show of prim and proper care this morning, and despite her slightly bloodshot eyes as she woke up earlier than she was used to, accompanied by the obvious discomfort of sleeping on a couch instead of her plus bed, Rarity was horribly aware of what sat in front of her.

"Morning, Rarity" Twilight tried to offer her best smile, but in turn gave a grimace with two large fangs that made Rarity shudder "Ummm... coffee?"

"It would be appreciated, thank you" Rarity half nodded as she summoned a brush from somewhere, probably Twilight's bathroom "Tonight has been... decidedly dreadful, I have to say"

Twilight just nodded, her wings buzzing as she used her magic to get a pot brewing. This was one of those few times that had the mare speechless, not for lack of words, but because getting them in the coherent and correct order could very well start a fire. Rarity could be many things, but she had eye for detail of such quality that you could never construct a web of lies if it required every single detail in order, not if she had found ONE of them out of place.

Besides, Twilight didn't want to lie to her friends... but this was bucking embarrassing.

"So..." And here it was the usual awkward beginning, granted by Rarity, because she had to be this cliché, at least when she lacked the motivation for proper drama.

That she took this long, long enough for the coffee to be brewed and given to her, was worrying "So?"

"Changeling?" She was also eerily calm as she took a very gentle, small and collected ship of the brew. Probably this was done in case of a possible spit take that she would do with gusto if needed be "And we learned enough about them thanks to you my dear, I know no changeling would look like THAT, if what you told us was true"

"No way out of this, eh?" Twilight's grimace soured a bit more.

"Afraid not, sweetie" Rarity let out her best attempt at a giggle as she drank some more coffee "What happened?"

Twilight's gaze went up, a mix of a groan and a huff building within her throat as she bit her lip, trying to shut up so her friend didn't see just how exasperated she truly was. The manure before yesterday? She could deal will that, and telling everypony about her change could be much better than yesterday's little curve ball. How to begin and how to get Rarity to not hate, or lecture, her for being a bonehead?

"It is complicated" She settled for the attempt at an easy way out.

"Uh huh" Rarity nodded, motioning with her hoof for Twilight to go on "I think we know each other better than that, Twilight, so do go on"

The groan won in the end, and Twilight decided to regale her white friend with the whole tale, not skipping a beat. Element of honesty Rarity was not, but she knew how to spin a yarn better than most, so trying to hide something from her, more so now that she was attentive to a fault, sleepy or not, was not something Twilight would recommend. In the end she ended up telling her everything she could.

Rarity was, well, Rarity during the conversation. Details, details, details, including Buzz's human measurements since Twilight had made sure to get them when she studied the newly formed human. For some reason Rarity felt it weird that Buzz went unclothed, maybe because, unlike diamond dogs or minotaurs, Buzz's stuff was, well, hanging out at all times, in the mood or not. True that nearly no species went out of their way to get clothing, but it was either true that Rarity felt it would be best to give him clothes, or her mind was trying to cope partially by devolving to her usual vice: Making clothes.

Honestly, seeing her gushing about a new possible design or two was much better than having her ask about THAT little scene she had stumbled upon. Telling her about the primal desire to reproduce and start a new hive now that Twilight was a 'different' breed of changeling was quite the humiliating thing, mostly because of the way that Rarity had found out how strong those urges were. Interestingly enough, Rarity's blush didn't seem to be directed at her, as she didn't make any kind of comment about it.

"I have to say you are taking this better than me, Rarity" Twilight had prepared herself some tea after the hours that went by. She had also changed herself back into an alicorn, purely as precaution as ponies woke up and started their morning routines "But then again, I am the one that freaks out when things don't go according to plan"

"Darling, I am still screaming on the inside" Rarity chuckled nervously, making Twilight fidget in place "If it wasn't because I saw your cutie mark while you were a changeling, I would have fled the house, screaming at full capacity"

Both mares looked at each other for a very long and awkward moment.

"Seriously?"

"You didn't think I would remain calm and collected if I thought my friend was foalnapped, right?" Rarity raised an eyebrow at Twilight's confusion "You may think we don't pay attention my dear, but I remember quite well that changelings do not like, or can't, have cutie marks on their chitin"

"No, I mean, ugh!" What was the use in asking? Twilight could see it happening, and knowing everypony else, it would be faster and more effective than using dragon fire to send a letter to Celestia "Why can't you at least freak out a little?"

"I think I was dramatic enough with my entrance yesterday, albeit it was mixed with a little something that isn't exactly fit for theatrics" Rarity grinned, winking at Twilight as the poor mare blushed brightly "Oh come on Twilight, I think that having those needs is far less embarrassing than losing your mind in search for knowledge, again" That last part was said in such a deadpan tone that it indeed brought shame to the princess "Seriously my dear, you need to calm down when it comes to stuff you do not understand. You don't see me gushing over new designs like you do over new research data"

"You don't?" Twilight's gaze narrowed "I distinctly remember SOMEPONY trampling a certain pegasus with a rainbow mane when she bought the only copy of-ULP!"

"We agreed to not bring it up, didn't we?"

Rarity 'gently' helped her friend take another drink of her tea to shut her up. Nearly not a single pony knew that Rainbow Dash was a really girly thing when she wanted to, then again, neither did they know what Rarity's own little quirks were when it came to certain things.

Let's say that whatever fantasies you have, they are your own, and if they don't hurt anypony then no pony has any right to delve on your mind to get to them.

That Dash liked frilly stuff when nopony looked did get to Rarity when she discovered it. Why? Because Ponyville hardly received enough magazines that detailed the latest trends, dresses and styles, and despite Rarity's natural talent at predicting, and making, what would be an instant hit, she did need the information to be on point. She could be many things, but unprepared wasn't one, and underhanded wasn't either, for she would not go so far as to rat Rainbow to the rest of Ponyville just for that.

It made her a little teensy weensy angry when her pegasi friend got to the kiosk before she did, though.

"Now, my little ventures with my dear friend Dash and my desire for quality, and on time, information aside, what are you going to do?" Rarity frowned when Twilight, instead of answering, suddenly took an interest on her tea beyond what was proper "Twilight, I am serious. What are you going to do? I know you aren't as big on fantasy as you are in many other areas, but humans are a fantastic species, and we both know the local expert, an expert that is going to gush over Buzz once she sees him"

Twilight blinked "They are? And we do?"

Rarity sighed "I know you have been beyond occupied, dear, but I also know you have a lot of books that speak of made up creatures, you did even tell us about that talk with Celestia and that mirror that was supposed to go into another dimension where magic was not present and a certain species was rumored to exist..." She grimaced for a second "Somepony heard about it and the rumor went around Ponyville. I am surprised Lyra hasn't tried to get every detail from you, since that description seems to point towards humans quite well"

"Oh... so that is where Buzz got the name and some of those weird things he was saying" Twilight tilted her head a bit as realization hit her. A certain memory instantly gave her a hideous and sour taste on her mouth "It is one of those few books I was unable to read more than once. Many of the things it says are impossible! And the discussion with the princess? I could hardly believe ANY world would lack magic! Sunset Shimmer is charged with guarding that mirror, and she says it just feels plain wrong to be close to it, so I never delved any deeper"

"You? Not curious?" Rarity almost let out an unladylike snort "Perish the thought! What have you done with Twilight, evil fiend?" She joked, almost laughing.

"Hey! Do you think I would like to go to a world with no magic? Imagine how hard it would be for me to conduct experiments, or for you to make clothes!" That did the trick and Rarity shuddered at the thought "As interesting as those thoughts were, I was really not really into thinking about how things would be without magic. Most books that show it lacking tend to be a bit... grim, and we got more than enough of that fighting evildoers I think"

"Hmmm... I understand why you may dislike the idea of reading about that one topic then" Rarity was still uncomfortable as she thought of a magic-less world "But then you should wonder" She put a hoof to her chin, drinking what was left of her coffee "Why does Lyra like the idea of humans so much?"

Twilight did her best to not browse her own memory in search of the information that was on that one book. While her memory was fantastic, beyond what even most gifted unicorns could store and recall with the aid of magic, she was also quite good at locking things down if she didn't like the topic. The description of barbaric apes came to mind and she grunted in disgust as the flood gates finally opened and the sour taste in her mouth turned to vile.

"I think I have one of the old editions that depict them as little more than overdeveloped, hairy and brutal apes" Twilight mused "It is my own old book, given by my mother. I never brought it from Canterlot until I had to regenerate Golden Oaks, and while I heard there were newer, more interesting versions, I shied away from them"

"So you don't know there are a few books solely for humans?" Twilight shook her head no. Well, this was a surprise for Rarity "My goodness Twilight, what does that old book say?! You disliking a book enough to not buy those related to the original work seems over the top"

"You don't want to know" Twilight grimaced, her ears folded against her head as she thought back to one of the more graphic drawings the book had "But looking back at what I remember and at what Buzz turned out to be. Well, he IS mostly ape like, he has an incredible range of emotions, he can eat both meat and fruit..."

Rarity recoiled back at that. Pegasi did eat fish in some cases, maybe chicken, and sometimes unicorns did too if their jobs was magic intensive, as in REALLY magic intensive, but less than five percent of the pony population had even tasted meat, at all, if they had decent fruits and vegetables. At least Rarity did want to think that way, she only read that back during her school filly days.

"No, he said he doesn't want to eat me, or any other pony for that matter" Twilight giggled, blushing a few moments after the fact "Well, not in the way you are thinking anyway"

A coy smile formed on Rarity's lips as she gave her friend the bedroom eyes "Is that so?"

"D-don't look at me like that! It was a moment of weakness, I swear it!" Twilight sputtered as her blush grew to gigantic proportions "He just kept teasing, reminding me and..."

"Well, for what you told me, he could last longer than most stallions, he recovered in minutes instead of hours, half an hour at best, and he is forever in the mood" Rarity's tone turned quite husky like "You should know that those are a few qualities mentioned on the... adult oriented book about humans, alongside the same dexterity that minotaurs have on their fingers, if not even greater than that. You'd find Lyra's collection of adult books quite invigorating if you keep Buzz around"

Despite her friend's nonchalance, Twilight knew one question that would bring the blush back on her cheeks "It seems like you speak from personal experience" And bingo! There it was! Rosy cheeks in less than three seconds "Oh my! Seems somepony does like to read more than those trashy romance novels of hers"

"They are not trashy!" Rarity blew, only to place a hoof on her lips, the blush intensifying "And besides" She coughed to clear her throat "Lyra has an ample collection of those books, she even wrote a few herself, and they are... very imaginative"

"I bet" Twilight resisted the urge to give her friend a teasing look. This little conversation had been both funny, embarrassing and it had taken her mind off her crotch, for now "But you were right when you asked what I was going to do... because I have no clue" Twilight sighed "Telling everypony of a possible invasion would be disastrous, even Celestia makes sure to not tell when something like this is about to happen. Despite how many things the princess makes public, moments like these must remain secret so nopony acts like they did during the parasprite event"

"Too true, too true" Rarity couldn't help but giggle a bit "The flower sisters faint more than any other pony I know, and I do count myself"

Only Pinkie knew how Rarity had her couch at her side whenever it was dramatically appropriate, and right now Twilight didn't think it would be wise to call the pink menace to try and explain it again. However, much to Twilight's surprise, the idea of something slightly chaotic did bring inspiration.

"How about I take Buzz to the Town Hall?" Luckily for Twilight, Rarity had already finished her coffee, otherwise the gasp would have been something else "I mean, telling them what really happened is what I want to do, but it would scare everypony. Saying that I 'accidentally' brought a human and that now we agreed for him to help me learn about them? It may work"

"Darling, that is going to bring so many questions that it would make a book all on itself" Rarity chimed in. She suddenly found herself way too drowsy for this conversation. More coffee was needed.

"Telling them that Buzz is an alchemic mutant with enough genetic code within his body to impregnate alicorns and resist magic is probably a worse idea" And with how serious Twilight sounded, there was no doubt that she meant it "We could help get him a job, get used to his new life as a human and make everypony used to him too. Monday could be a very fun show and tell instead of Ponyville as a whole calling for the royal guard to stomp the ugly ape monster"

Rarity mulled over that thought for a second alongside Twilight. Today started as sunny, but clouds were forming and it seemed obvious that a storm had been hastily scheduled. Twilight hadn't seen a rainstorm in a while, and with the heat it was clear that humidity had dropped. A rainy day would ensure Mayor Mare was largely free.

Speaking of rain, she hadn't exactly showered in a while, hadn't she? Changelings still needed to do it, and unlike changelings, her alicorn form had real fur, not magical illusions. She required to wash both and it would take no less than an hour, probably more if 'something' decided to bother her during her shower time.

"What time is it?" Rarity seemed to have an idea of her own.

"Time? I had lost track of it" Twilight decided to be fast and just summoned a screen to her clock "Half past what?! We started talking before nine!"

True that they had derailed heavily a few times, but goodness! They had gone much longer than Twilight thought. Of course she had felt a spike of hunger, she had gone without lunch!

"My goodness, it is so late!" Rarity drank her cup clean in a single gulp "I will go get some materials and come back. I do want to get something done, even if it needs to be simple"

"I am going to head for the shower" Rarity scrunched her muzzle at the mention "I know, I know, I haven't exactly taken care of myself since I changed, there were other things to do" Twilight half grumbled "I need to clean both... bodies, so I will take some time. Hope you don't mind being with Buzz by yourself"

Rarity smiled and waved her friend's concern away "I am sure we will be okay my dear. Do get yourself clean, I will give myself an once over and I'll be right back before the rain starts"

While the morning wasted away with both friends talking, Buzz had been doing something useful. Other than eating whatever fruit Twilight had left on her room for today's study, cleaning his teeth and taking a shower since someone in this house had to take care of their own bodies, more so now that he wasn't completely sure of how it worked, Buzz had been running a few tests on his blood within the tree house's laboratory.

"Hmmm... None of the books said anything about this" He mused to himself as he saw the results "Then again, most of those writings are nothing more than bad fanfiction" Buzz chuckled at the thought, as well as the memory of some of those stories "I wonder how long it will take Twilight to notice I didn't come up with the name for what I am"

Then again, and Buzz knew this, he wasn't exactly 'human', not like anypony knew what a real human was like. If he had to go with his results, then he was, technically speaking, the equivalent of a 'human' changeling, for obvious reasons. One of the more prominent qualities that gave this thought away was one that both Twilight and Buzz knew: He had genetic material from almost all species. Changelings did something similar, and much like any other species, they were able to cross breed. Humans lacked true magic, if the more serious hypothesis were correct, so they should NOT crossbreed. His test said that he could, and that one thing he had been genuinely forthcoming with Twilight about.

His doubts and worry came from some of the other results, and even then he wasn't sure of what some of them meant. He was an expert on creating mixes to give certain results, he needed the materials and the time to learn how, why, and also the speed he needed to run at if the laboratory exploded so it wouldn't reach him.

It happened twice.

Analyzing a creature's features and attributes with its genetic material wasn't his strong point, in fact he could learn what any gene or property was, and how they could work together, that was child's play. Discovering what a gene did when you had absolutely no idea of what you were doing...

Let me put it this way: Minotaurs and diamond dogs were part of him, prominently, as well as apes. They shared so many genetic traits that it was absurd. The problem is that part of the genes ones had overlapped what others possessed, so right now Buzz was such a patchwork creature that he wasn't sure if his sweat was venomous to fungi, or if he could shape shift into an alicorn if someone bopped his nose.

Yea, some of the botched analysis had been slightly interesting. Scary and funny at the same time, but interesting.

"Dar... Buzz? Are you here?" The voice of Rarity almost made the busy human drop what he was doing, and considering the machinery and part of the contents, he would much prefer not to be a permanent imprint on the wall "It is nearly four in the afternoon"

So late? Buzz shook his head at the unimportant and meaningless number. He had put up a good show to scare Twilight a bit, but while he had discovered a lot about her, and what she was now, Buzz lacked knowledge about his own body.

Seriously, the idea of messing somepony up was not pretty, mostly because it would bite him in the rear if it happened.

Instead of moving to open the door, as a gentleman should do (mostly because Buzz knew he would drop something if he did), he opted to talk from his spot "Rarity, isn't it?"

"Yes, darling"

"I already snatched some fruit from Twilight's room" He announced, carefully putting everything where it should be. There were too many more test, too many more variables, too many damn genetic possibilities "Has she told you everything?"

"Considering we talked for at least seven to eight hours, I think so" Rarity chuckled, finally opening the door that lead to the laboratory. Buzz managed to act as if it hadn't surprised him that the mare dared come in "I brought you something"

Buzz hadn't noticed it at first, but the mare had brought some kind of shirt, pants and underwear of some kind. By the looks of it, and thanks to some of the books he had, eh, entertained back in the hive, he knew that the underwear were shorts and the shirt was a simple 'muscle shirt', probably named like that because whatever human had them on usually flaunted its psyche like an overeager colt.

Right now the only real 'human' in existence wasn't sure of what to think of the offer.

At least the footwear was nice, or as nice as a pair of sandals could be. He wasn't sure of the material but he had seen some hardened boots used by earth pony explorers that were made with some plant fibber similar to leather and very firm rubber that was capable of gripping tightly to most surfaces. It wasn't like changelings needed them, what with being able to climb walls easily, but Buzz was usually pretty bored when there was nothing but menial tasks in the hive.

"I call them crocs" Rarity gave Buzz a little smile before levitating the clothes towards him "I had more than enough of sweaty diamond dog feet back in my day" She grimaced at the memory "And since humans have similar appendages I thought I would do everypony a favor and give you something to protect them, plus earth ponies seem to be in agreement about this material. Not my usual cup of tea, but until I get to know you more I am sure you would prefer something more informal and durable in general"

Buzz was at a loss of words, to say the least. If she had been told everything, then why be this nice? At least he had hoped for her to freak out a bit "Thanks, but, and don't take this the wrong way, it is unnerving to see you take it this well"

"Darling, I have been around for many years, you should know that. I may like to be dramatic and overreact a lot, but it is simply for entertainment nowadays" Rarity chuckled as he watched Buzz trying to dress himself "Though I have to admit that seeing a human in the flesh is much different than what I had expected. Then again most books either over analyze them or are for... private reading sessions"

Yea, it was impossible not to laugh at how that came out.

"Not going to contradict you on that" Buzz snickered "At least they aren't the old version of human theories. I saw a copy on the shelves during one of my nightly escapades when I was still a changeling"

"Oh? I have to say Twilight mentioned she had it around, but I didn't know you had read it" And despite her friend's warning, Rarity did wonder what was within those pages.

"I read it quite a long time ago, and that book probably has more than a hundred years by now" Buzz snorted at the outdated, and very grim, depictions within "Barbaric creatures, practically hunched, with massive foreheads, big noses, nearly unintelligent, if not simply animalistic, eating food raw, both meat and vegetables, living in caves and killing each other with massive branches, clubs and simple rocks" He shook his head at the thought, finally putting the shirt on "'Modern' humans are much better, though some tales do give them quite the horrid weaponry still"

Rarity felt like her fur had turned green all over her face. Living in the dirt? Such brutal means of killing? Garish table manners? She did enjoy a few things when it came to get dirty, but modern human tales and fantasies were much more refined and less disturbing than some of the ideas that suddenly popped within her mind. She shook her head to get back on track.

"I understand why Twilight shied away from newer books, if that is the first she read about humans" Rarity shuddered "It is the same as when she came around a series of books with her name. Funny coincidence, horrible book all in all" Vamponies had their charm, wereponies too, but somepony had really, really dropped the ball with that series of books, and Rarity ate up quite a lot of 'romance' "In any case, we do have a real human now"

"Or as real as it is going to get" He gave a little smile "You seem to know about humans as much as me, maybe more, I don't have that many books about them" Though Buzz did have a little collection "Do I resemble one nicely enough?"

"I would think so" The mare nodded "I am sure Twilight would have said the same, if she wasn't trying to repress the memories from that book that I will recommend locking down forevermore" Seriously, she had more than enough of cave dwellers after meeting Jim the cave troll "At least you do look the part when compared to some of the most skilled depictions of modern humans"

Buzz gave a nod and a smile "Thanks, that lifts a weight from my shoulders"

And it did, it would be easier to get a cover story that way, in fact he remembered a character he had made for one of his games with some of his colleagues back in the hive. It was a game in which changelings tried to infiltrate a modern human settlement, encouraged by the queen, alongside other similar games, to find those best suited for the infiltrator ranks when it came to think outside the box. He failed miserably, but it could be used.

"Twilight thinks it would be best if most ponies thought you are a human she 'accidentally' snatched up and is studying at the moment" Rarity piped in as she saw Buzz deep in thought "I am sure that you can help her come up with a nice cover story until the common pony is ready for the truth"

"Why, because I am a changeling?" Buzz raised an eyebrow as he threw a withering look to Rarity, only to chuckle as the mare tried to make herself scarce "Okay, I get it, but I wasn't made for that. Luckily for you I was a bit of a... geek"

"No, really?" This time the one to give the funny look was Rarity as she eyed the laboratory "Pray tell, how do you hide it so well?"

"Hah, hah, and Twilight said you are such a lady"

"I AM a lady, my dear man" Rarity chuckled at the use of the word "But I have also been around my friends for years. One does diversify as they grow, right?" She gave him a gentle smile "Now, how about telling me what cover you had in mind"

"Not buying I didn't have one prepared, eh?" Rarity shook her head and Buzz smirked. At least it was good to have somepony that thought highly of him, at least somewhat "I am Buzz Lightyear, I want to be an astronaut, I am barely over twenty one years of age and I go from job to job to pay for my tuition. At the moment I was going to get a summer job by taking care of kids back home since I couldn't find anything better"

The white unicorn stood still for a second, tilted her head and then chuckled "It sounds like something Shining Armor would make for a role-playing character, if all the stories Twilight told me are true"

"Hah, hah, hah, thank you for the vote of confidence" And hopefully she would center on the sarcasm and not on how close she had been to home "But it is easy and vague enough that nopony will ask much. I shouldn't know how spaceship works, or at least most books show that not all astronauts do, if those stories are more or less consistent. Much better for me this way since not a single pony will try to prod me much when pure technology doesn't work here" That, admittedly, would save his flank more than anything else "That, and taking care of foals is an easy job to do to earn some bits if needed be"

"As if" Rarity laughed heartily "If you are so sure, how about you come over my boutique and... take care of Sweetie Belle some day?"

***

"And she said it with such a tone that... I am not sure if I am comfortable about having said yes after what happened at the Town Hall" Yet Buzz was not sure if he should feel disturbed or not. He did enjoy himself immensely, but it felt maybe a little bit wrong "Do you think..."

"Maybe?" Twilight did give him a shy smile as they reached the library "She does like human books, so who knows. You didn't exactly seem adverse at the idea of having fun with ponies now that you are human so..."

"I will not lie: It felt incredibly good but..."

"You are scared of how they were for a few minutes?" Her cheeks burned, and with good reason "I have to say... the smell... the sight... It made me want to join so much that... It was really, really, really hard to resist"

"Yea, I can imagine" Once they got inside, and with certain reticence, Buzz took his clothes and covered his privates as best as possible. The day was already embarrassing as it was "I am freezing my rear, so how about we continue this while I am taking a hot bath? If you don't mind waiting for me that is"

"I am fine" Twilight nodded, looking away from his nude body. As far as she had seen, and she had seen more than enough, Buzz was not as resilient when it came to the elements, probably the lack of a decent coat and much less magic within his body. Getting him sick would mean Redheart would chew her tomorrow "If Rarity hadn't ran off I would have asked for one of her umbrellas, but I think that was for the best"

Buzz couldn't say Twilight was wrong there. The day had certainly taken a turn for the weird. No matter how much he had teased Twilight yesterday it didn't come close to the little encounter at the Town Hall.

***

"Six in the afternoon, Twilight, SIX, in the afternoon" Rarity grumbled, umbrella held with her magic as she covered everypony with some help from Twilight's enlargement spell "We literally ate and drank away the whole day, with your shower not helping any! Do you know how much this will delay me? And I even lost Spike's letter amidst the mess I made back at the boutique" She added with a cute little pout. Certainly, at least as far as Rarity was concerned, today was not her day.

"There were unforeseen complications okay?" Twilight hissed between clenched teeth "I didn't know it would feel so weird to have water within my leg holes... or any other changeling hole for that matter"

"When I said that the insides of those holes were incredibly sensitive for most changelings I meant any changeling capable of transformation" Despite appearances, Buzz was trying his best not to laugh "They are considered an erogenous zone since not only do they help with the complex breathing system, lightening the overall body mass and channel magic, but they also channel information about the emotions around you. Simply put: They are tough enough to withstand blows, but they are very sensitive and can get you horny if you touch them in the right way"

"The more you know" And for once the purple mare said it with sarcasm "New mental note: Never get those holes touched"

"I am sure you would like for other holes to be the center of attention anyway" Buzz yelped as both mares gave him a kinetic slap with their magic. They had basically whispered the whole conversation, but that last part Buzz had said out loud.

Other than a small slip from Buzz, showing that maybe the material used for the 'crocs' was not the best when wet terrain was involved after all, the walk had been simple enough. During their wait the storm had begun, and it was quite the big thing as storm clouds covered the sky almost entirely. There was no danger of being seen by pegasi with how strong the wind was, most ponies fled the streets to avoid getting wet, so now Ponyville was deserted and most windows utterly closed. Not only that, but being Sunday meant that no business was open, much less with how the day turned out to be.

They had been horribly lucky, and Twilight felt like thanking Celestia for whatever kind of help she had graciously sent her way without anypony knowing. Then again, it could go very wrong if she was mistaken and more ponies had decided to ask Mayor Mare for a meeting or something. It could happen, much like it could happen that Rainbow Dash had to eat her own words when she said that no pony would want to set foot inside Golden Oaks after it was burned down once.

The thirst for knowledge, or simply a good book, is too great to resist! Well, that is what Twilight nearly shouted anyway.

"Why do you ponies make such weird buildings?" And right now she didn't want to give Buzz a piece of her mind like she did with her friend back then. She DID wonder why some constructions were made like this too.

"It is pretty, it is stylish, it works" Rarity was more akin to telling in any case "Shall we?"

As per tradition more than anything else, the mares opened the door for the stallion, or man as it were. It was a good thing that most buildings were made with interspecies relations in sight, otherwise Buzz would have had a hard time fitting in the Town Hall, the library or any other pony building.

He was already hardly fitting within Raven's mind when she saw him.

"What is THAT thing?!"

Now there was a reaction Buzz was expecting.

"Hello, dear Raven" Rarity, composed and ladylike as ever, decided to diffuse the situation before something went awry "Twilight made a little mistake a while back and needs to talk with Mayor Mare about the... consequences. Would you mind coming with us for a moment?"

While both Twilight and Rarity dragged a half panicking Raven away to calm her down, Buzz had to marvel at the Town Hall doing exactly what nearly all pony buildings did: Deceive the viewer from the outside.

It may sound like a very changeling like thing to do or say, but in truth the meaning was quite simple, in fact it was also harmless and with good intentions intertwined in the mix. What 'deception' meant with pony buildings was a simple magic trick used in the construction. From the outside you would see a deceptively small building, while inside it would be much, much, much bigger. That is why unicorns usually helped the earth pony crews in most, if not all, construction works; it saved space and also strengthened most of the building itself.

For a small and cylindrical building such as this, one that would be hard pressed to really fit half of Ponyville if it was the size seen from the outside, the Town Hall could fit not only the whole population, but also some extras. If what Buzz had heard was true, a sea, or at least river, serpent could probably get enough space within, unless he was refined enough to give ponies space and wait outside while the event was taking place.

It was easy to imagine quite a few rooms, a couple of bathrooms, a second floor within the upper area and many other things, all of them apparently hidden to the naked eye from the outside. Changelings did have secret rooms, they could hide stuff, but their buildings were more practical in most cases, not like equestrians would be able to find their way within a hive in any case.

So to say that Buzz wondered just how many things could be hidden within a building that looked impossibly large when compared with the outside, more so if you take into account the fact that the apparent top area probably was an overly large and well decorated office with possibly an underground section for archives or who knows what, was an understatement. It looked like there could be no stairs up, but then again it also looked like the space within should be impossible to achieve. Buzz may not be the most studious of changelings, but curiosity was a malady he did have.

"So you see, he is the first human to visit Equestria, or at least the first one in a long, long time, if some of the stories are to be believed" While Buzz had been wondering about something most ponies considered as trivial as the end result of two plus two, Rarity had been painting a nice picture for Rave with the help of Twilight "If you could be a dear and ask miss Ivory Scroll for a teensy bit of her time so we could sort this out? I know Sundays are when she enjoys some free time, but this is important"

"Well, certainly, I mean... This is more than unexpected" Raven had been so surprised that her usual disguise had just banished. True that it only required to hide her horn, but after living here for so long she had gotten used to doing almost everything without using it "I am sure the Mayor would be more than happy to meet with you two, but she is slightly sick..."

"Oh..." Twilight's ears fell "I suppose we can come another day but... Redheart made sure to give me an appointment tomorrow. I would prefer if the mayor could help lessen the hysterics in town somewhat"

Raven chuckled a bit "I know how that goes, and sorry once more about that outburst" She placed her glasses back in place "Now, I do not mean she is sick enough to not meet you, I mean that, once more, she didn't take care of what she ate. I would prefer to not give her any undue surprises, unless you want to see how bad some of dietary habits are when she doesn't have me around to help her out"

"Dear, it can't be that bad" Rarity smiled for a moment, only for Raven to shake her head "Can it?"

"Miss Rarity, I know that Ivory is quite young for a mayor, and you should too. It probably wouldn't make much of a difference for most, unless you knew her from school like I do" Raven giggled under her breath at the memory "Ivory is a total mess when she isn't focused, she hated the idea of going into politics, though she had the head for it. Leave her alone long enough and she will let her mane turn pink once more and escape for a few days to have fun, believe it or not" She grimaced at that "Sadly, that means that she gorges herself on sweet and junk food when nopony watches over her, usually after a party that gets her drained"

"My goodness" Rarity tried her best not to laugh at the thought "Who'd thought miss mayor was your generation's Pinkie"

"Not that bad, but close" Raven gave the two mares a wink "Cheerilee was more like Pinkie, if you can believe it. Still, the point stands: I would prefer for the mayor to just have a little shock, not one big enough to send her to the hospital with how her stomach is at the moment"

"Then we can have our meeting?" Twilight was at least slightly hopeful. Lying was not something she liked, but a white lie was better than panic.

Luckily, Raven nodded "Of course" She pointed a hoof to the right side of the hall "Do go upstairs as always. At least this time you don't have Rainbow with you, so please refrain from going to my office this time, okay?"

"Of course, and even if Rainbow was around we would make sure she didn't bring any toy insects" Rarity hid a giggle from her fellow mare. Who knew that somepony that loved to play a devil during nightmare night was scared of the smallest and less threatening things? "We will break the news gently to miss Ivory. Would you mind keeping Buzz company until we return, though?" The three mares turned to face the still curious human "I fear he may go exploring if left unattended"

"It won't be a problem" Raven gave the alabaster mare a nod "There isn't even any paperwork to short today. It has been quite a quiet day here"

Twilight and Rarity gave Raven their thanks. Twilight did have doubts when it came to Buzz, but leaving him unattended would be more dangerous if he even did something as simple as looking out of one of the many large windows. Rainy days were solitary days in Ponyville, but they had been lucky to meet none of the ponies within the village that enjoyed this weather.

True, she was afraid that Buzz would, for a lack of a better term, 'perv' on Raven. Unlike Mayor Mare, Raven was a more conservative mare, she had been much like Twilight in her school days, maybe even to a fault. She was tidy, organized and very duty centered. As far as she had been told, since she hadn't been with the mare all that much, she still let her mane flow wild from time to time, but unlike Mayor Mare, Raven only did that when there was no work, usually during vacation time or when the mayor accepted a hoof or two around here.

The princess really wished that Buzz wouldn't do something stupid. Other than that, she was calm as she left with Rarity.

For her part, and utter amazement, Raven found herself calm when approaching the large creature she now knew as a human. Unlike what one would believe from this studious mare, she had little time for books, at least fantasy ones. She had never heard of humans and in the nearly half an hour she had spent talking with the princess and miss Rarity she had learned more than she ever thought possible. The tales of the 'old version' humans that seemed to unnerve Twilight had the same effect on the poor unicorn mare, but Rarity's more modern version suited the man called Buzz just fine, or Raven thought so at least.

Touching his exposed leg with her hoof felt... soft. Not gryphon or minotaur soft, as she had to call them to attention under Celestia's, or Ivory, orders a few times, more like, well, soft, soft. He seemed to be fit, but his body was obviously less durable than the large, horned creatures or the more physical oriented fliers that were the gryphons. It was almost like a pony, only without the coat.

Luckily for her, as she pointed to the side and started to trot away, Buzz followed. She didn't felt like she could do more than eep when the human looked downwards at her. Twilight was taller than most ponies in Ponyville, other than Big Mac and very few others, and she was dwarfed by Buzz's height. Taking him to one of the waiting rooms downstairs, usually used for smaller conferences when the main hall was busy, would at least give her a more concise space and a bit more familiarity, since the archives in the area were basically her element when she wasn't in her office.

It all went without a hitch though. Despite her fear that the human would slip, that he would hit his head on something or that he would do something unexpected, it all went alright as they traveled downstairs. Hard to fault Raven for second guessing her choices now that she was underway, after all Ponyville had seen more monsters and weird happenstances than all of Equestria in the last hundred years! Another one would just be marked as a rainy Sunday with an extra.

Right now the waiting room was just that: A place to wait, though it was mostly empty. A couple of tables, some seats and some semi recent magazines. Unlike many other places that had them, the Town Hall really didn't need this extra space, in fact it was made thinking forward to a time that would have Ponyville as a true city, not a small hamlet.

Raven bit her lip at the thought. She liked Ponyville as a small community, it was calm and fun. She had enough big city life experience thanks to Canterlot to last her a couple hundred years, if she managed to live that long in any case.

"Do pick a seat" Raven offered as she got herself comfortable. There were a few stools made for gryphons or minotaurs around the otherwise barebones room "I doubt we will need to wait more than an hour, maybe two if the princess and miss Rarity need to discuss more than originally intended"

"Thank you" Buzz nodded and went for one of the seats, coming back quickly enough to rejoin the mare "Raven, right?"

"Indeed" She nodded with a smile "And your name is Buzz, Buzz... Lightyear?"

Buzz almost chuckled at that. Where did that second name come from again? When he was playing the game it sounded nice enough, now it was simply funny.

"Yea, sorry for the scare by the way" He offered an apologetic smile.

"I have seen worse, I assure you" Raven grinned "The time with a bugbear was recent, and scary enough. Those things can be nasty when they go in groups, luckily it was a lone drone"

"I am not sure if bugbear males can be called 'drones' when they resemble bees like that" Buzz rubbed the back of his neck before he noticed what he had said, which earned a questioning look from Raven "Bee drones don't do much at all, and for what I read thanks to Twilight's books, bugbear drones are mostly aggressive loners instead of passive males used for reproduction"

Raven seemed to accept that and nod "I suppose it is not exactly fitting, but I am not one to question those things" She was going to say something else when she heard a loud slam that made both of them jump "Excuse me a moment"

As Raven left Buzz found himself trying to rub the ringing from his ear. Magic that made the insides look more spacious had a problem: It was a conductor. Technically speaking the space was expanded within, but outside it was the same, and there were limitations. If one wanted to be perfectly spot on Raven and Buzz were little more than a few meters away from the entrance door, but since they weren't in the same area, being underground instead of aboveground, the magic compensated by the distance.

Overcompensating would be more fitting though. The door could probably close down without a hitch and it would still sound like something had exploded. Usually it was solved with a sound dampening spell, but since Raven probably didn't expect a soul to come here today, the magic had been neglected. Buzz was sure that, while not as powerful, the slamming of the door had probably scared Twilight and Rarity too.

Question was, who came here and why?

"And I say I want to see what is more important than attending the most important filly in this village!"

Something told him that hitting his head against a wall would have been more productive, and less painful, than asking that question. For a moment he felt like he understood why Twilight had done that when she was exasperated.

Seeing two fillies barging into the room, only to gasp and cry out in fear, only added to his conviction.

"I want to go back on my word. Shock and awe are not two things I want to attract anymore" He muttered under his breath as the fillies tried to escape, only to be stopped by Raven's legs "How is that there are two fillies in here all of sudden?"

Whereas Raven was a decent mare with both a bun for her mane and tail, glasses and a nice white collar that all spoke of professionalism and tact, the fillies were something else.

The pink with what looked like a steel tiara with diamonds had been afraid, and seemed to still be afraid, but once she recovered her eyes looked him up and down with such snobbish demeanor that Buzz couldn't help but picture some of the unicorns back in Canterlot. They were a royal pain in the flank. Seeing that she had a diamond tiara for a cutie mark, and judging by appearances and demeanor alone, he was pretty sure that the little girl would be exactly that.

The grey filly with silver like hair and a silver spoon for a cutie mark, as well as framed glasses that seemed to be worth more than all the furniture in this room, was much slower in showing courage. She had to look a few times at the pink filly, and only showed any kind of guts once the former had regained some kind of superior posture. Probably a more sensitive filly, but also obviously a crony, or a second if nothing else.

"What are YOU doing here? This is a place for ponies!" First sentence, dislike achieved. Buzz had never thought he would find somepony more grating than his own queen when she was down in the dumps.

"Pardon me for not being a pony, miss prissy" Buzz grumbled with mock hurt "I am not here exactly of my own volition" Which was partially true.

"Well, I...!"

"Diamond Tiara, silence"

The room became silent in an instant. Raven, the mare that seemed calm, collected, professional and quite friendly when she wasn't afraid, as she had showed when she rested eyes on Buzz, looked positively livid. She was gazing at Diamond as if the little girl was an imp she needed to banish, and with just a few moments Buzz had to admit she fit the bill pretty well.

"I had thought you would come here on Monday, even postpone it until your father forced you to, but it seems you want to make a nuisance of yourself at all times" The little filly, Diamond Tiara, opened her mouth to retort, but Raven shut her up quite quickly "Why are you here, Diamond?"

The filly grumbled, kicking the ground with her front hooves "I don't want to come here when the heat gets worse"

Something shattered like glass inside Buzz's brain. Heat?

"Oh yes, you are about that age I guess" Raven mussed "Surprising it took you that long, most fillies have their first at age five or six. Your whole class is full of late bloomers" She smirked, but then scowled as she looked down at the filly once more "But I didn't mean that"

Diamond cowered a bit. She usually was full of bravado, but the last 'prank' to hurt the blank flanks had gone overboard, or so her father had said.

"I almost made those blank fl..." The withering look from Raven was enough to make Diamond gulp "I hurt three friends and dad wants me punished"

"And I suppose part of his punishment is forcing you to go through heat without the usual herbal remedy" Diamond nodded, her lips forming a very thin line "I think that is not as bad as what could have happened if the CMC hadn't managed to veer in time. Do you know that the most probable thing would have been one of them getting permanently hurt, or worse?" Diamond recoiled at the thought "If nothing else you should think about your father, you pampered filly, and how getting on the bad side of the Apple family would have made you regret your decision despite whatever else you think"

"I know alright?! Just... tell Mayor Mare that dad wanted me to have something to do, or anything that she feels adequate" Diamond gritted her teeth at the thought "He said that he had left her a list since he wanted whatever was chosen to be made public"

"Diamond..."

"No, Silver Spoon, Filthy Rich said so and it has to be done" The filly huffed as Raven cut her. Her friend, looked down with such intent that Buzz was sure she was going to dig through the world "Speaking of which, I did read the list, and since Mayor Mare is occupied I can find the perfect punishment for you"

"But dad said..."

"Mister Rich knows me the same way he knows Applejack, Granny Smith or Mayor Mare" Raven threw Diamond a disdainful glare "I swear, Diamond, if your mother and I weren't friends I would have made sure that she knew every little thing you have done. It would have been a moot point if miss Ivory wasn't shy when it comes to confronting some people since she prefers to be peaceful, but I don't have that problem and this last breach of yours is more than enough to make the glass overflow"

When her attention turned to Silver, the look of disappointment was beyond obvious "And you, Silver, are no better" The grey filly imitated her friend as she looked down "I know you two like to act superior, and I know you like Diamond a lot, I am sure that someday you will form a nice pair or a big and loving herd, but going along with everything that she says is stupid and you know it" Raven got her glasses back in place once more. Too much emotion and they were once more almost flying away from her "For that reason I think a good punishment would be to have you two, and the CMC, foalsited together next weekend"

The mare's eyes went to Buzz. Buzz shook his head. She nodded. He shook his head harder. She nodded vigorously.

Shit.

"I am not babysitting those two for all the gold in the world" The toneless voice was spoken in such a drone that Buzz thought himself a golem for a second.

"Twilight may never get you back home, you need a job, and they said that you were good at babysitting" Okay, so lying did bit you in the flank. Duly noted "Mister Rich has ran out of options as far as babysitting goes. Diamond has a very strong character"

That was one way of putting 'witch' if Buzz ever saw one.

"I think I can stomach living off Twilight's charity for a while longer"

Completely untrue. Since he transformed Buzz had wanted nothing more than to get out of the basement. Compared to babysitting somepony that he had automatically disliked once he laid eyes on the prissy filly? Totally content with remaining underground and coped, thank you very much, don't come again.

"Think about it" Raven pushed despite both fillies eyeing her with worry. Diamond could act all tough and such, but she was scared of the large creature "Mister Rich is a very influential and wealthy pony. If you manage to take care of his daughter for one measly week he may hire you and spread a few good words. Ponyville lacks in foalsitters, and the job shows dedication which could get you hired somewhere else in the future if you feel so inclined"

Good reasons, all of them, except for one problem.

He could smell her.

Thank goodness for small miracles and the fact that the table was solidly stuck on the ground, with a board separating front and back. It was probably used to put large stacks of paper in order for meetings or something, Buzz didn't care, in fact he didn't give a shit, it was that simple. The one thing he cared about was that Rarity had done a magnificent job with her clothes, only leaving to be desired the fact that his cock was trying to rip his pants to pieces!

He had teased Twilight, but he had also said the truth to an extent. He wasn't sure how humans would really feel, after all he did know about them, about the STORIES, not facts, if there were any to be had. Was it normal to feel such drive to just take everything on sight? After Twilight had calmed down and showered him with cold water it had gone away, but now that this scent was present...

"Buzz, Buzz?"

Said human was brought away from his thoughts with a yelp as a light grey hoof was waved in front of him. It seemed he had gone deeply within his mind and a few minutes had gone by. Now he had been startled, falling to the ground, straight on his ass, and he was very much in an uncomfortable position with two fillies and a mare looking at the sorry sight.

"Sorry, I spaced out" A weak excuse, but he didn't have his mind on it right now.

"I bet, you disgusting animal" Diamond pointed a hoof "I can see your coverings making a tent for obvious reasons!"

Easy reminder of why Buzz hadn't liked the filly "What did you expect when you get close to a male smelling like that?" The filly's muzzle was shut as the pink turned rosy red "Yea, I expected as much"

"I didn't know humans would be affected like any other stallion" Raven blushed as she looked down to Buzz's private area. Definitely smaller than a stallion when considered the ratio, but he was decent "I mean, almost any species that is compatible reacts this way, but I didn't think you would..."

"It is obvious that I am, then, aren't I?" Buzz tried his best to regain some dignity. He wasn't supposed to be showing any kind of weakness, lest of all to THAT filly "I think I will have to decline the surprise job offer, Miss Raven"

"Good! I don't want a filthy monster to..."

"Wait and reconsider, please. I am sure..."

A small grey blur stopped everyone on their tracks.

Diamond had been more than ready to enjoy the human's retreat, while Raven was adamant for him to relent and accept. Buzz wasn't sure what the filly's problem was, nor why Raven was so willing to go along with the babysitter idea. Sincerely, he cared not for either's reasoning simply because he had already disliked Diamond Tiara.

Silver Spoon was something else, and suddenly Buzz found himself hating Rarity for adding a zipper to his pants.

"What are you doing?" Gulping loudly, Buzz felt himself frozen solid as the young filly revealed his shorts underneath his pants.

"Yea! What are you doing, Silver? Stop touching that ugly thing!" Suddenly Buzz felt himself agreeing to the whole scene a lot more once Diamond Tiara showed her obvious distaste for it.

Silver stopped shy of grabbing the fabric of Buzz's shorts. Raven was just opening and closing her mouth while the young filly toyed around with her hooves, looking at the human with pleading e yes.

"I... I am sorry Diamond... But we Silvers have longer heats than most, like Mrs. Cake" She gulped down and Buzz understood. Most heats lasted a few days, maybe a week. Some mares could go for a whole month, though those only had a heat a year, but they were strong, strong enough to hurt if they didn't get tended to "And my dad said I had to go through your punishment too... So... So forgive me Di, but I don't want a whole month of pain and discomfort"

"Now wait a second here..."

Buzz shut up when Silver all but begged "And you are okay with it, right? I mean, you are aroused, I have seen stallions aroused, like dad when mom is in the mood. I h-have never seen a stallion aroused for a filly... I mean, some are b-but most adults just want other adults" Silver gulped as her hooves moved to his shorts, eyes hungry "So... help me?"

Now, these fillies probably were over eight, maybe nine or even ten years of age. Ponies and most magic creatures lived long and well, if they didn't overuse their magic or had an accident. They also matured quite quickly, so to speak. The problem with that was that they weren't all that tall, as the princess liked to remind them when they said 'my little pony'. Raven was the average with almost one meter in height, and she was quite a pretty mare, or so Buzz thought, not as pretty as Rarity, but she was more than charming in her own way.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon? They probably didn't reach sixty centimeters in height, probably fifty or fifty something. Stallions usually had at least a third of their body length in size down there, and the mares could take that and more. With nine inches or so to his name, which was huge for Buzz when he had no sex whatsoever a week ago, he was unsure if he would fit inside a filly, normally at least.

But damn if his mind was saying 'buck it and buck the young one!'.

"Of course most adults don't approach fillies" Raven was eyeing Buzz in a way that made him feel like a piece of meat when she called for his attention "You do need to have at least a bit of a connection for the magic to work, so you can take someone bigger than you normally would. If you weren't such a bully, Silver Spoon, you wouldn't need to put Buzz in this position"

Silver chuckled as she finally pulled his shorts down, revealing the hard nine inches he had hidden within "I think he doesn't mind so much... and I want to play"

So, if someone out t here doesn't know about how it goes, heat tends to get to a mare's mind a bit. Twilight was a prime example of somepony that probably doesn't even notice until it gets too bad, and the way she was so demanding and almost utterly dominant wasn't the queen in her talking, just the NEED. Others turned into begging waterworks that needed to get off in any way possible, some turned into dominatrix that all but tried to rape a stallion, and with how males were the weaker sex with at least four to one in difference, you better believe it would happen.

Others, like Silver Spoon seemed to be, just turned into raunchy, playful little things. He would go so far as to call her easy, since, heat or not, most mares went for those they at least considered close acquaintances or friends, not complete strangers!

When Silver Spoon licked his mushroom tipped head, Buzz's analytical mind went out of the window with a moan.

"Not as big as I thought for a male your size... Dad is longer, and thicker, when I saw him with mom..." And Silver was also a damn tease as she licked his cockhead once more, some steam already appearing as the filly got even hornier than she already was "But I think... your size will be just right"

At this point Buzz didn't know if he felt right or wrong with what was happening, he just felt horny. Did humans do this with young ones? He was sure that this question about foreign culture had been asked when he played the game some time ago. The answer? Buck if he knew.

Raven seemed fixated on what was happening, the mare licking her lips at the sight as Buzz simply sat there, still in lock down as Silver Spoon licked his member tentatively. The filly was obviously no expert, and probably was doing little more than what she had spied her parents doing, but right now Buzz was feeling the first deal of true pleasure he had ever gotten, so for him this was heaven.

A certain pink filly, however, was fuming as she tried to resist her own needs.

"Silvy!" Her yell was slightly broken. Diamond looked at the pair in apparent disgust, but the little prissy mare didn't seem capable to hide her own look of lust as Silver Spoon turned her head just enough as her lips touched Buzz's tip "Stop this at once! That thing is filthy"

Silver Spoon decided to tease her friend by opening wide and engulfing Buzz's cockhead in what could be described as both a cute and lascivious 'nom'.

"SILVY!"

The scene was a mix of erotic, silly, cute and arousing. On one side was the prissy kid, trying to hold herself together. On another was Raven, trying, and failing, to keep h er cool and look professional while also licking her lips in such a come hitter way that it was impossible to mistake her arousal. Then there were Silver Spoon and Buzz. They, oh boy, they were the problem.

Because Buzz saw the change on Silver Spoon as quickly as he felt his member getting ready for some serious fun. AKA: Precum was flowing.

A young colt could be very hormonal, but they had self control. Fillies had it harder, as ironic as it sounds when most thought that males were the horndogs in all species. Their pheromones were the culprits during those encounters, usually enticing the males to get in the mood until both parties were satisfied. In this case, and much to Buzz's shame at being overpowered by a young filly, the pheromones were so strong and his willpower so low that it hurt, with his blush adding to it all. But the moment Silver Spoon tasted his fluids, things changed.

She stopped teasing him, for one, and her pupils turned into pinpricks for a moment, a small snort escaping her nostrils, all steam as her hooves rested on Buzz's legs.

Silver Spoon took the member away from her mouth for a second. The human said nothing, the ponies were quiet.

It was as if suddenly the air got heavier as Buzz noticed a much heavier musk permeating the air. It was not bad, nor was it so abusive to his nostrils that he choked on it, but it was strong, stronger than what he had been smelling to this point.

"I want more"

The little filly went from teasing to full blown action. It came from nowhere as Silver took the whole rod into her mouth, as impossible as it may have seemed with her size and all. It not only bulged on her cheeks as she fit the darn thing like if she had all the experience in the world, but the gag reflex was nowhere to be seen in the filly as her throat gained an even more obscene bulge when she hilted the thing, a wet and obscene sound of suction being the only thing that escaped either Buzz or Silver Spoon's mouths.

In fact Buzz was pretty much brain dead at the moment.

Silver Spoon was licking his shaft from the tip to the base, or at least as much of his shaft as the young filly had in her mouth, the rest of the member being squeezed by the foal's throat. She just breathed through her nose, her muscles expanding and contracting enough to allow the air through while forcing a vice grip down on Buzz that was nothing if not pure bliss for the man. To add insult to injury as far as his self control went, Silver Spoon quickly began to administer a massage to his balls with both of her hooves as her tongue danced circles around his shaft's base.

Whatever brainpower left in Buzz isn't one for bright ideas of any kind, just raw instinct. With a hand he grabbed Silver's head, slowly pushing her away from the base of his shaft. It could feel as divine as nirvana itself, but Buzz wanted more than to have the filly still. In a moment he pushed her back to his tip, only to thrust his hips forwards, prompting a moan from both Silver and his own lungs. The young filly was literally loving a cock in her mouth. For some reason, Buzz felt incredibly envious of her.

That envy quickly faded, and more lust entered his brain as shock, embarrassment and pleasure found a balance that worked just well enough for him to do more than just shove his shaft inside the filly's mouth.

Maybe he had never had a sex, or, well, sex, before, but these instincts do drive him. They aren't exactly those of an animal thought, as quickly his free hand dashes forward, much like a snake, and pulls Silver up with a gurgled 'Eep' coming from her mouth as she hilts the cock again deep in her throat. The sounds of surprise and pleasure turn louder, with her squeezing of the throat muscles and circling of her tongue increasing in intensity, as Buzz's middle finger quickly finds itself lodged deep within the wet filly's insides. Things quickly degenerate from there.

Buzz took no time noticing that Silver was stretchier than he ever thought possible. True that changelings were the same when not in battle, heck, they could take something twice their size and stretch like nopony's business, but a filly? By the time his third digit was knuckle deep, rubbing a very sensitive area of her pussy, making Silver writhe and moan as she frantically sucked on his shaft like it was her last meal, Buzz had decided that he could fill her up proper with no problem.

At some point Buzz lost himself though, and when he pushed the poor filly too far and too fast, Silver cried around the rod she was servicing as her insides clenched with incredible power, forcing Buzz to press even harder against her sensitive spot as she came, gushing fluids all over Buzz's arm.

Silver was inexperienced and young, but the filly came like a geyser and was devoted if nothing else. Not like Buzz could claim to be more experienced other than with his mouth anyway.

Despite this, and despite the pleasure brought to him, Buzz pulled his member away without having had an orgasm on his side. It wasn't for the lack of desire, because the last moan had made the pleasure even more heavenly as the little filly moaned in desperate bliss at her first release with somepony's, or better say someone's, help. A fine trail of saliva went from the lubed member to Silver's lips, her eyes hungry, mouth quivering, breath raged and pussy lips moist with need as the heat receded just enough, only to flare even harder when the body noticed the lack of something it needed to stop, not just pleasure. Barely holding herself, or her glasses, in place, Silver was unable to beg for it, something she wanted to do at this point, Diamond Tiara be damned.

"M-more?"

Silver was out of breath, and despite her ragged appearance, Buzz couldn't help but find it both arousing and unbelievably cute. Now, despite what he had read, Buzz didn't know just how strong heat was really, not until now, and with that knowledge came the desire of fulfilling that need oh so much.

"Silver, we aren't done yet" He winked at her and lifted her up gently, allowing his own legs a moment to recover from the shock of pleasure as he got up and placed the needy filly on the table. It had the perfect height for what he wanted to do "Just... I am not sure if this will really fit in"

"Nggg!"

The moan caught Buzz's attention. It seemed that, despite appearances, Raven wasn't as calm as collected as one thought... She had one hoof right between her legs and her buns had disappeared, leaving her raven colored hair flowing wildly behind her back and across the wet floor. Also, unlike Buzz, the mare had reached her peak, apparently a few times at that, and was now trying to breathe calmly while Diamond Tiara looked upwards, obviously angry and red as a tomato, probably trying to ignore the whole scene while her lower body squirmed in place.

"Ooooh... it had been quite some time..." Raven let out a chuckle that made her sound like a school filly. Buzz would later take note that it sounded a bit... off for some reason "But I would like for you to keep helping little Spoon, Buzz. I can assure you that there are adults bigger than you that help young fillies, or colts, in need, or that want to play" She smirked at some distant thought or memory as she looked far away for a second "I assure you that Silver will be perfectly okay. You will see a bulge on her belly, but I promise she will only feel pleasure. Now, if she didn't want this... then you would hurt her, but I think that as you can see" Raven waved a hoof, making Buzz take note of the hungry face of Silver once more "I think the one getting hurt would be you, if you stop"

Simply put: That made Buzz's day.

One thing was speculating, another thing was being given green light. Looking at Silver, Buzz saw not the hungry look anymore, Silver was pleading by now, and the smell of heat was so strong that not only did it hurt Buzz by making his member throb without pause, but Silver's own female parts were probably suffering the same fate. True that in his case it was thanks to a certain buildup, but for Silver it was the instinct making itself painfully obvious in a literal way.

"Please... Pretty please?"

And she was so damnably cute that saying no was out of the question. That, and Buzz lost control of his body once more as it went into autopilot when the raw need just took the reins away from him.

Once more his body acted on his own, and while one hand grabbed Silver's hips, the young filly opening her legs as much as she could as she raised them against Buzz's chest, the other grabbed his member as he took a step forward, pushing the head against Silver's opening. To say it was hot would be an understatement. His fingers didn't feel it as badly as his member, either that, or there was something definitely wrong about it, for touching Silver's privates, simply touching, sent a wave of pleasure and a jolt of electricity through his back, straightening him up and forcing a push that almost made Buzz drive inside the filly.

In a moment he felt like Silver had looked: Hungry. It hadn't been a jolt of pleasure, it had been something that was much more than that. From a simple touch in need to lust beyond what he had shown to Twilight, even with his games he had never thought something, anything, could feel like he did.

He was burning, he was burning worse than Silver, probably worse than Diamond Tiara. He wanted something, something specific, and his previous concern and worries left way to a primordial lust that was utterly destroying the walls of his mind to get what it desired with such fervor.

Without ceremony, teasing or even much aiming and care, Buzz pulled back, took his shaft back in hand, and then drove forward.

This time he didn't miss.

The sensation was... indescribable, and his mind wasn't exactly intact enough to give details either. All he could do was moan, that, and resist the urge to cum right away, because Silver could be a filly, but Buzz had already seen that, for as much as he could lift a pony, any pony could overpower him, and it meant ANY pony, and Silver would have his balls if he just took her virginity and left her hanging.

That was the only thing that snapped him to attention: Silver was a virgin. The whimper from the poor filly, the few tears and the lip being bitten made him stop, but even with the obvious discomfort and an even more obvious bulge on her belly, detailing the outline of his shaft perfectly well, Silver endured, her hooves gripping at the table with such force that she tore away a piece during Buzz's penetration. She stayed like that, still and in slight pain, for almost a minute, until she released her lip and a sigh, opening one of her eyes and giving Buzz a little nod of approval.

With that, Buzz pushed back. A bit of blood did slip from within Silver, and the bulge moved alongside his member, both of those things Buzz found erotic for some reason, though the pleasure probably had something to do with it. The fact that every fraction of an inch felt like it was about to make him cum was a blessing. From all his years as a changeling to this... it... it was pure heaven.

And he wanted more.

He started slow, trusting inside once more, this time gently. Something told him to do it that way while changelings, even ponies, usually went at it with sheer wild abandon, aiming for the quickest and most brutal surge of pleasure and release. It certainly got most, if not all of them, hooked, but feeling the slow penetrations, the snug insides of Silver Spoon's tunnel, it made both of them gasp whenever his shaft throbbed and touched certain spots.

It felt so different than he'd imagined. True, most adult stallions had at least ten inches, were thicker and had a much larger cockhead, at least wider in any case, as well as a second corona like ring around the middle of their shafts. He had never bothered to learn the terminology since he wasn't going to sprout one anytime soon, what with being a specialized drone, thus genderless forever. Now? Now he didn't know if he'd want any cock that wasn't his own.

The shaft's tip was bulbous, mushroom like, and big, bigger in certain ways than those of an equine. It was aimed upwards with how his shaft seemed to curve once erect, and whenever it throbbed inside Silver, it made the filly jump as it prodded around her walls more than the simple brutal trusting of a pony member would. He was smaller in every way, but his member was squeezed in a vice grip that was still flexible enough for Buzz to return the favor with more than simple thrusting, something that no pony would do. That, and his fingers had even more uses that just going inside of Silver Spoon.

He didn't take all that long to get the speed upped, but as his body decided to show more force, more drive, whatever control he had left decided to make the young filly enjoy herself even more. Maybe it was part of him looking back at those times when he was asked for a 'favor' and couldn't get anything in return, maybe the envy he felt when it was obvious that Silver WOULD have enjoyed doing those favors, but he wanted to make sure that Silver knew he could make her crazy in any way he wanted.

Touching her nipples, with those teats still under developed despite her first heat, did the trick. She squeaked at the first brush and the sound was both cute and arousing as she let a moan quickly afterwards. Once Buzz pinched her nipple, gently, as if it was cotton, Silver arched her back in another moan as she came again.

Mental note: Discover where those instincts and expertise came from. Second mental note: Try knowledge on Twilight.

Buzz waited for a few seconds as Silver rode her orgasm, panting and shivering in pleasure, all the while his member was still buried within those squeezing muscles, with Buzz biting his lip, trying to hold back, as his hand kept teasing Silver Spoon's bosom. He wasn't about to cum yet, oh heck no. He was going to wait until she calmed down and then he would give it to her pony style the moment her gaze begged for him to continue. Her heat wouldn't finish until he came inside, and whether she used contraceptives or not, that didn't matter to him. All Buzz wanted was to see the filly's face full of bliss and hunger for more.

He wanted her to want him again, and again, and again.

At the moment he didn't notice the desire, he just saw the trembling body of the filly as she calmed down just enough to look at him pleadingly. She had an orgasm twice, without true release at that, and now her body was screaming at her even more than Buzz's own was wrecking his mind. She all but begged, lifting her hooves, wanting him to take her, and he returned that begging with what she wanted.

No more control, no more thoughts. His mind had been devolving to this point, and right now there was nothing more than an animal left, with his only conscious thought being 'pleasure' as Buzz bent over and showed that humans seemed to be as flexible as changelings as he managed to kiss Silver in the lips before he slammed his hips forward and impaled the poor mare, forcing a massive cry of pleasure to escape her lips and enter his mouth.

Before, it was at least sex, now Buzz was rutting Silver. He was going in hard and fast, pushing bad with not a care in the world as Silver squirmed, embracing his body as best as the little filly's hooves could, showing that she could indeed crush his ribs if she just used some more force. Instead of stopping him, or making him doubt, it just meant that he needed to give her what she wanted in the way that she wanted, and as his member throbbed, fire burning all around it, pleasure entering every inch of his sensitive shaft, Buzz could feel whatever resolve he had crumbling like if it was nothing as Silver tried to buck backwards to meet his thrusting motions.

At some point Buzz jolts upward, embracing Silver and pushing her against his chest as he does so. With both hands now at her hips Buzz foregoes any pleasure that isn't simple and direct fucking, burying himself inside the young filly time and time again as moans fill the room with the spectators watching intently as the rutting reaches its peak and Buzz lets out a howl more akin to a monster than what one would expect from a human as pleasure finally reaches the turning point within his body and he explodes.

The scene turns from frantic rutting to one of stillness, moans and gasps as Buzz's semen invades Silver Spoon's body. Glob after glob, heavy strands of thick, rich cream, fill the filly's insides, slowly making her pressing body move forcefully as her stomach grows slightly, not the same as if she had been rutted by a true stallion, but quite an impressive size for what seems to be two normal sized human testicles.

No one cares, comments or does anything, they just stand there as the both pant and moan some more. Silver is utterly spent and she knows that she is going to be blissfully sore in the morning, while Buzz has found release unlike those he had with masturbation.

Even the lady like Silver would be so uncouth as to not give a fuck about how disheveled both of them are. There is another lady, however, that would.

A little cough makes both look to the side. Not only is there Diamond Tiara and a very red Raven, but also a wide eyed Twilight, a blushing Rarity and a neutral Mayor Mare that is doing her best to try and press her tail against her privates. The smell within the room is, for lack of a better term, equal to a closed off house that has lived through a massive orgy.

"I think I can give him the babysitter job"

Mayor Mare's words only serve to turn Buzz into a tomato as Silver Spoon passes from exhaustion with a very, very happy sigh and a content expression.

***

"I understand that Rarity left after that, and I appreciate her offer for more clothes, but when she told me to think about her proposition... I swear that she was hungry when she looked at me"

Buzz had cleaned himself and his clothes. Now, and thanks to Twilight, he was donning his shorts, nothing more, nothing else. It was not like they hadn't seen each other in 'worse' conditions, and with Twilight showing her new body, as it was dry and she felt like she needed to give it a go for some reason, both of them could consider each other in equal terms.

"Well... With your show? I wouldn't say no" Twilight bit her lip. Hearing the whole description, how it felt and all, instead of just arriving to see him cum inside the filly? It was, for a lack of a better word, hot "She is... very shy when it comes to her desires. It is more than just being a lady, mind you, we all like what we think is forbidden"

"Oh?" Buzz arched an eyebrow at Twilight's quip "What do you mean?"

"Think about this: She is a lady. I am a librarian, an egghead, a princess and now a queen, but I seem to... well... be attracted to big, muscular males... uh... You know" Twilight blushed and grinned. She was so damn cute that Buzz had to let out a 'ngh!' for some reason, but he contained it within "So connect the dots and you'll know that Rarity has fantasies that are less than ladylike"

Buzz was about to say something when he got a load of images, most of them dirty, involving Rarity "OH!"

"Exactly" Twilight chuckled. For once she was happy to be on her room, on her bed, and wrapped within her sheets "Now... You seemed to mull over something"

The naughty and half smiling expression of Buzz turned sour "Twilight... I think we bucked up, hard" And before she could say anything, Buzz cut Twilight "Silver acted as if she wanted more and more, and she didn't need to ingest it with her mouth. I know heat is powerful, but she was becoming erratic even without me touching her sex, she did so when I finally gave her some of my fluids, while I became a damn animal the more of her pheromones I took in" Despite the still burning desire, Buzz was worried "Twilight, it should not work like that, not in a species that is so far away from any single species in this world. Not even stallions get as worked up as I was. Pleasure notwithstanding, that was not supposed to happen"

Twilight bit her lip for a second. She was about to say something, but thought better of it "Did... did I make a bigger mess than we thought?"

"Maybe?" Buzz shook his head. He was now sated, happy and relaxed, but there was something nagging on the back of his mind, and it was picturing EVERY MARE he had seen as the one receiving his seed "I think I will go sleep and we will talk it out tomorrow. Between getting publicly shown after breakfast and going to the hospital, we will have enough things to worry about. We can get even more worried later"

Twilight smiled and nodded as he left. She wasn't about to say how horny she was, she wasn't about to admit how worried she was, and she wasn't about to let him see the large horse shaft that Twilight had noticed while talking with Mayor Mare after she sniffed the smell of heat. Said cock was, of course, making a massive tent on the sheets. Simply put, this was only the first problem and the first weird thing. She was sure there would be more, and she didn't have the guts to tell Buzz... yet.

How could she say that she had turned into... this? Did Chrysalis have one? Was she just an hermaphrodite because of her magic messing things up? Was she this horny because of Buzz's theory or because she had both genders? Whatever the case, this was going to blow soon, because Twilight was too afraid to test whether masturbation would burn her like it does when you are in heat, or if it would calm her down... And worse yet: Her mind just begged her to rut, and rut she wanted, she wanted it so bad... Tomorrow, at least one nurse, Redheart did have a duty to do after all.

Author's Note

THIS! Took much longer than expected. If you wonder why here is the explanation: Astro Lord's new chapter. Bubble Worlds, new story. Crossover with Metal Slug for the heck of it.

Oh, also, the scene with Silver Spoon in my head was so vivid I got horny way too many times.

You know that hyperactive and very detailed imagination SUCKS BALLS?! Well, now you know. Enjoy the chapter in any case, and remember: If you have a scene you want to see, do drop a comment, but remember that this is focused on M/F S/F H/F M/S and M/H (You should know what that means) and also no vore, scat, gore or any of those things. This is the last time this will be said, so I hope you guys pay atention :3!

Also a notable mention to Lord Sergal, cause he is awesomesauce XD