Mission From God

It was the last possible week before Al needed to start getting ready for the Gala. He had worked at the bakery for a bit and he knew what to expect. He looked over and saw Pinkie Pie, a very manic pony, gorging on a slice of cake.

"Pinkie Pie, do you think that if you didn't eat so much cake you wouldn't be so loopy?"

"Huh?"

"I have a challenge for you, do not eat any sweets for the rest of the day."

Al went home and played CoD with Spike. The next day he goes into the bakery and Pinkie is sitting there with straight up lab equipment.

"Eureka! I've actually built a time machine!"

Al was amazed at how much not eating sweets could help a person.

"Can I use the time machine?"

"Sure!"

Al went back in time to the time of the dinosaurs and was able to slack off with the gala for a few more months. Then he decided to just go ahead and get it over with.