Frosty's Livestream Adventure: A Horrible Sequel

by HallowedGuru

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1032

This is just a short joke-fic I wrote for the amusement of myself and my friends in the stream.

This is just a short joke-fic I wrote for fun and lulz. It is in no way serious. It's just a fic about the silliness that transpires in Frost's livestreams. It is a spiritual sequel to n's fic, Frosty's Livestream Adventure.

Published 2012-05-20 05:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-20 05:04:01 UTC

The Only Chapter

This story is in no way, shape, or form serious at all. I hardly even tried with this, I just did it for fun and lulz. It is mostly an inside joke among the audience of Frost's streams, but here it is nonetheless.

One dandy evening, Frost was hosting yet another one of his livestreams. Frost, Frosty, vs.dubstep, Diabolic Garden Gnome, Jack Knife, and Flame had all returned to Earth, and had completely forgotten their experience in Equestria. Actually, saying that they had “returned” to Earth would not quite be a proper statement. You see, the events that vs.dubstep had accounted in his fic about the events never actually happened, at least not in reality. In actuality, the whole gang had clopped so hard in a fantastic homo-erotic circe-jerk to the gay clop that Frost had drawn that they all collectively went into a unified ecstasy-induced coma. They then had a merged dream inside their collective coma, in which the events of the fic took place. It is quite ironic actually, seeing as how vs.dubstep stated that most trips by humans to Equestria were, in fact, lucid dreams or horrid hallucinations, or anything else of the sort. They awoke the next day having completely forgotten the experience which had originated from their own self-hidden and denied homosexuality.

Anyway, much later, yet another stream had begun. It was a particularly boring stream, being focused, as usual, upon the over-played game known as Amnesia. Vs.dubstep, alphex, and HallowedGuru were discussing various things that could be categorized as complete and utter nonsensical randomness. The group then began to speak about their followers on fimfiction, or rather, for the most part, their lack thereof. They then began to follow one another on the site as a token of generosity. HallowedGuru brought up the idea of writing a fic about the many misadventures which occurred in the stream. Vs.dubstep then stated that he already done so, and put up a link to the fic he had written. HallowedGuru read this fic, and, being the egotist that he is, decided that he would write a fic about it anyway, and used the idea of writing it as a sequel as an excuse. Miraculously, he was believed.

And so, HallowedGuru began writing a sequel during the stream. Unbeknownst to him, the specific keystrokes he would press were actually a secret code to spontaneously open a portal in space and time, thus transporting him to Equestria. Frost, vs.dubstep, and alphex were also dragged into this portal, despite being in completely different locations. Because quantum physics.

Upon their arrival, Frost transformed into his OC pony, alphex became a shapeshifting spirit, vs.dubstep took form as a tree, and HallowedGuru became a badass cyborg. Frost immediately ran into the distance, hoping to do Celestia knows what, probably draw even more gay clop. Vs.dubstep used his tree roots as legs, because that’s totally physically possible, and hurried to Fluttershy’s cottage to, in all likelihood, have nonconsensual sex with her. He did, in fact, have sex with her. Dirty, unnatural clop-sex that I am not skilled or perverted enough to describe. Alphex and cyborg HallowedGuru were left on their own. They were about to head to see their favorite ponies, when they noticed a dragon flying overhead. Cyborg HallowedGuru then used the cyborg stereo system installed into his cyborg chest to play the Skyrim theme at an eardrum-shattering volume, whilst launching a cyborg anti-air missle from his cyborg shoulder at the beast, in order to bring it to the ground.

When it had landed, alphex shape-shifted into Dovahkiin, and cyborg HallowedGuru equipped all of his cyborg weapons, and they engaged the monster in an epic battle that was so epic that it cannot be specifically described in either spoken or written word. The conflict was so unfathomably epic and grand that it leveled half of Ponyville, destroyed all of Canterlot, and brought Cloudsdale crashing to the ground in it’s wake.

Alphex and HallowedGuru stood victorious over the beast. However, by means of plot device, the beast resurrected itself as a skeleton dragon, and grew to 10 times it’s original size. Cyborg HallowedGuru and alphex cowered in fear at the monster, but Frost and vs.dubstep leapt into the fray. Vs.dubstep used his almighty tree powers to… do whatever tree powers entail, and Frost blinded the dragon with his hand-drawn gay clop. Cyborg HallowedGuru and alphex then jumped in to assist, and an even more epic and grand battle ensued, and this one was so epic that it would melt the brain of any living thing that even attempted to comprehend it. The beast was slain once again, and this time, thanks to the gang’s combined efforts, the beast had been obliterated to the point that it no longer existed. However, approximately 96.5% of the planet had been destroyed in the path of the epic battle.

As the group stood victorious, the Mane 6 arose from the dusty rubble and burning cinders of what remained of the planet, and decided to congratulate the gang by having a hot, steamy orgy with them. After it had ended, and the Mane 6 had been sexed so hard that they perished, cyborg HallowedGuru used his cyborg abilities to open a cyborg wormhole, and dragged the others back home with him, not caring in the slightest about the irreversible destruction and death that they had caused.

And then they all went home and returned to normal, and no longer cyborg HallowedGuru posted his horribly-written account of these events on fimfiction. And nobody cared.

The End

But then the dragon came right the hell out of nowhere and attacked the Earth, and our heroes had to unite once again along with the Avengers, Chuck Norris, Zombie Bruce Lee, Zombie Abraham Lincoln, Duke Nukem, Master Chief, Blade, Solid Snake, and Neo in order to defeat the beast in a fight that was so amazing that it caused the entire universe to collapse into itself. Everyone died.

The Real End

Except it wasn’t because our heroes came back to life via yet another plot device and recreated the universe in their own image, thus becoming gods.

The Real Real End