Wolverine and Deadpool in Equestria

by Serious

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Human
Length: 386

When Wolverine finds a teleporter that can go anywhere in the universe, he decides to test it out, Deadpool decides to tag along and send them to his favorite T.V. show.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-12 01:00:46 UTC

Prologue

"RAAAAAH!" Wolverine screamed out as he cut a hydra agent in half.

"Fall back, FALL BACK!" One of them yelled.

Soon the whole room was emptied.

"Pfft, amateurs." Wolverine said, as he retracted his claws into his hands. "Alright, so if I'm correct their 'Secret Weapon', haven't heard that before, should be right... here." He said cutting open a wall, for it to reveal a blue colored portal. "What the hell." He then walked over and started to press random buttons, until on of them showed a hologram of Magneto.

'Hello, if you are receiving this recording then chances are that the X-Men have infiltrated our base and it is time for our plan to go into action.'

While Wolverine was listening to this, a particular mercenary was playing with the coordinates.

"Beep, boop beep beep." He said. "Oh this will be so much fun."

"Huh?" Logan said.

"Shit hide." Deadpool whispered.

"Ok bub, I know I just heard someone, come on out." Wolverine ordered, getting his claws out. "ONE."

We are so dead. Said Crazy.

"Shut up." Deadpool whispered. "He can hear you."

Actually, we just in your head, Wade. Stuffy said.

"Don't use my mortal name in public." Deadpool whispered.

"TWO!" Logan said.

"THREE!" Deadpool said, as he suddenly pushed Wolverine through the portal.

That... was easy. Stuffy commented.

"And now, our turn." Deadpool said as he jumped in.

Weeeeeee. Crazy screamed.

NONONONONONO! Stuffy yelled.

*1 hour later*

"I-It worked." Deadpool said. "It fucking worked."

Why do you sound surprised? Stuffy asked.

"I have no idea." Deadpool said.

"WADE!" Said a wild wolverine.

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"Katana, I choose yoooou." Deadpool said, getting ready for a fight.

"The hell did you do?" Wolverine used QUESTION... no effect.

"Nothang." Deadpool used LIE... Wolverine is unfazed.

"Wade." Wolverine used CONFESS... It was super effective.

"Ok fine, I just sent us to my favorite T.V. show using that portal you found." Deadpool used TRUTH... Wolverine is pissed

"YOU IDIOT!!" Wolverine used YELL... Deadpool shit himself.

"Hey I did no..." Deadpool used WALL-BREAK... no effect.

"RAAAAAH!" Wolverine used SLASH... It was super effective.

"Owowowowowowwww." Deadpool used COMPLAIN... no effect.

"RAAAAAH!" Wolverine used SLASH... Deadpool dodged.

"BANG!" Deadpool used UZI... Wolverine is pissed.

"RAAAAH!!" Wolerine used SLASH... Deadpool dodged.

"Don't, SPAM!" Deadpool use SLICE... It was super effective.