Twilight Puts You On Ice

The beautiful purple alicorn stared at her frozen human lover from behind the pod's thick glass. Tears continued to fall down her face, for on this night she shall sleep alone. She shall not receive a gentle kiss goodnight nor feel the tender sensation of him holding her in his loving hands along with not feeling his warm body beside her in bed.

Tonight, she would not hear his heart beat nor feel the gentle rise and fall of his chest whilst they held one another in bed.

Suddenly, the pony princess sobbed in grief, after being reminded of the fact unlike her alicorn heart, his poor human heart would not beat forever.

He will grow old and his body over time would get weaker and weaker. One day he will draw his last breath and his heart will stop, all the while her own never aging lungs would continue to take in life giving oxygen and her heart would beat no different than it did the day she became an alicorn.

She imagined herself staring into his eyes, which were once filled with life. A chill went down her spine as she thought of feeling him go cold, whilst she held his lifeless body in her hooves as she cried her eyes out.

All of a sudden, her legs began to feel as if they were made of jelly. They wobbled erratically before they had given way from underneath her. Thus, she fell to the floor.

...the vision of herself staring at his tombstone was just too much for the poor alicorn mare.

An overwhelming sense of hopelessness had claimed her by what she had imagined, thus she decided to just cry silently on the floor as her body shaked like a leaf. At some point, Twilight was half tempted to let her human love out so he could give her a hug to cheer her up. But she did not want him to age even another second. So as painful as it was to not comfort her, she had decided to leave him inside the pod.

She continued to grief for several more minutes. Until finally, she shook her head with a look of anger on her face.

"No..." she said in a quiet whisper as she stumbled back onto her hooves. "You will not die on me," she growled as her eyes narrowed in determination whilst she looked at her mortal love. "You hear me, you will not die on me!" she shouted in defiance of her lover’s mortality.

She stomped her right hoof hard down on the metal floor, the force of her hoof caused a large crack to form upon it.

"Anon... I will find a way to make you immortal. Even if it takes me a million years," she said in a low voice.

With that Twilight surrounded her horn in a glowing lavender aura, before her horn unleashed a blinding white light to summon forth a large, thick black book, which was bound in thin, magical chains.The magical chains glowed with purple light.

Once the book was teleported in front of her, it had promptly landed on the floor with a loud thud.

She lit up her horn again to dispel away the magical chains. The cover of the book was smothered in a thick layer of dust. Twilight opened her mouth wide as she inhaled a huge amount of air, before with a single powerful gush of wind from her alicorn lungs a large amount of the obscuring dust was blown away.

Twilight's immortal lungs had caused much of the dust to be cast away, as a result the title of the book was revealed before her 'The Keys To Immortality', which glowed in bright red magical ink.

With the fate of her human lover hanging in the balance, she had sat down on the floor, followed by opening the book by gently using her magic.

A joyful smile was on her face as she began to read aloud.

"OK, the first example says if I get a sharp knife and offer--” her eyes widen in shock along with her jaw dropping.".... the blood from one member of every sapient species of Equus by slitting their th--" she could not finish. "Th-- that-that... that's pure evil. I'm not sacrificing anyone to some evil demon that lives in tartarus."

Not willing to do such an evil deed she turned the next page with a gentle flick of her magic. Immediately, she began to read the next page.

However, it was not long till once again her eyes had widen in shock along with her jaw dropping.

"Another horrible sacrifice ritual for a demon from tartarus?" she turned to the next page and began to read silently... it was not long till she groaned in annoyance. "Seriously!? Is this book only going to contain sacrifice rituals for demons?!"

With her lover's life at stake she had sally forth onto the next page and began to read it.

A small smile came upon her face. "Yes, that could work. All I need's a spoonful of Spike's dragon blood, a glass of fresh orange juice, a fresh banana and then mix it together with five alicorn tears for Anon to drink... " she had read further." Oh... the potion would also give him an erectile dysfunction. Yeah... I don't want my Anon's penis not to work anymore."

Dissatisfied, Twilight had proceeded onto the next page. It was not long until she groaned in annoyance once again.

"Oh, come on book! Stop it!" she shouted angrily.

Not willing to kill several sapient beings as a sacrifice to yet another demon, she went on to the next page.

As she began to read her eyes lighten up in excitement.

"So, if I just enchant a necklace with dark magic and magically infused it with a pint of my alicorn blood he will gain powerful magical powers and immortality, " she read further and read aloud. "Warning: There is a strong possibility the user of the neckless may go insane and become a bloodthirsty megalomaniac, who may create savage abominations for world domination."

Twilight groaned as she slammed her head down upon the book.

"Oh, of course that would be a side effect!" she grumbled.

Twilight breath deeply. "OK Twilight. Don't give up now. Anon is counting on you."

Two hours later.

"Aaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaa!" she screamed as she slammed her forehead down upon the book.

Twilight growled angrily with her face still firmly pressed against the book.

"Why book? Why?! Why can't you just give the key to immortality without some horrible side effect?" came her muffled, angry voice.

For the next several minutes she merely continued to mumble incomprehensibly and growl angrily with her face still thoroughly implanted upon the book.

Until she finally lifted her head to reveal her eyes, which glowed bright red in rage.

"Do I really have to go on some long and tedious quest across the multiverse, just so I can grant immortality to my boyfriend?!" she screamed as she slammed her hoof down upon the floor with a loud bang.

The force of her hoof with her super alicorn strength had created a large crack in the floor.

All of a sudden her eyes returned to her usual colour as a smile came upon her face.

Twilight closed her eyes as her horn began to flash with blinding light.

"Twilight?! What did I tell you about using telepathic communication!" came Celestia shocked voice.

"Yeah I know, it makes Spike feel useless. But this is important!"

"What is it my dear?" she asked in a curious tone.

"I need a way to make Anon immortal without any bad side effects."

"Oh, I have a potion for that!"

"You do?! That's great!" she said excitedly, just before she turned to a more questioning tone. "Wait... what did you use to make it?"

"A glass of an alicorn breast milk, a flock of a rainbow pony's mane, a spoonful of alicorn blood, a pancake and a dash of dragon piss."

"Ewww!" as said as she scrunched up her face.

"Don't worry, it doesn't taste so bad."

"This…. This sounds all too good to be true. Are you sure it works?"

"Yes, I tested on my human boyfriend from universe 001XGammaZ."

"Oh…. WAIT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?! Why didn’t you tell me?!"

"I’m sorry, but I keep my personal and professional lives separate."

"Right, can you teleport me the potion?"

Celestia gasped in shock. "You know very well that teleportation magic hurts poor Derpy’s feelings!"

"I don’t care! I want Anon immortal already!"

"Oh, you’re so impatient."

A moment later there was a flash of light, followed by the appearance of a small glass vial containing bright purple liquid before her.

With no further ado Twilight stood up as she wrapped the vial in levitation magic, before making her way over to the freezer pod containing you.

Once there, she proceeded to open the door of the freezer. As a result steam slowly poured out of the pod. You yawned as you stretched your arms in the air.

"How long was I out?" you said sleepily.

"Just a few hours," she said just before she levitated the potion in front of your face. "Drink up please."

As requested you grabbed the potion and wolfed it down without a second thought.

"Now, that you're immortal," suddenly she looked at you with pleading doggy eyes as you stepped out of the pod. . "Can we have buttsex?"

"Oh, of course we can Twilight," you said sexfully as you slapped her fat purple bubble butt, which caused her huge, silky soft buttcheeks to jiggle.

"Yay! Human on pony buttsex forever!" she shouted excitedly as she clapped her hooves together.

The End