Twilight Puts You On Ice

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Science Fiction, Random, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Comedy, Romance
Length: 2903

Your immortal marefriend Princess Twilight Sparkle doesn't want you to die on her. So, you agree to go into a cryogenic freezer until she can find a way to make you immortal as well.

Your immortal marefriend Princess Twilight Sparkle doesn't want you to die on her.

So, you agree to go into a cryogenic freezer until she can find a way to make you immortal as well.

Published 2015-06-05 15:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-26 10:06:00 UTC

Going Into Cryogenic Freeze For Your Immortal Marefriend

Luna's moon shone brightly on a beautiful lavender night in Ponyville. A town with a horrible pun for a name if one considered just who lived there. The town mostly consisted of thatched houses with beautiful gardens.

It was sort of a medieval like town, but was a lot cleaner than the average medieval town. There’s wasn’t a gong farmer in sight nor was there any carts filled with plague victims.

Yes, this medieval like town with many modern appliances was made by hooves and some other mysterious form of energy called 'magic'. The people that lived in this town were these strange small horse creatures, that were all the colors of the rainbow.

Speaking of rainbows, one of the female equines that lived here was a light blue mare with wings, who had an actual rainbow colored mane.

These strange sapient minded horse beings referred to themselves as ponies. Weird as the ponies are, one must be rather silly to think of them as ugly.

After all, they got soft hooves and fur that put the finest silks to shame. And last... but not least they got these big, beautiful, enchanting butts. Some say, there is nothing more sexy than a pony's butt. Topped off with everything looking like a cartoon here in this universe, which only made the ponies even more sexy.

Unless, of course if one is one of those odd folk that doesn't find ponies sexy.

A huge oak tree was near the center of town, which had such a thick trunk that literally a library was carved into the tree itself. Hundred, upon hundreds of books were neatly lined along wooden shelves. The books were divided in perfect alphabetical order on the shelves, and also divided by genre and age rating.

At this late hour a few candles were lit to give light into the dark room.

Nestled on a purple comfy couch was a heart attack cute purple pony with beautiful wings, a unicorn's horn sticking out from her forehead, large forward facing, expressive eyes that were as big as basketballs… and of course a massive, beautiful, bootylicious fat pony butt that was an ass man’s dream come true.

Sitting right next to her was you, her human boyfriend. You were simply dressed in black shorts, a simple white t-shirt and black leather sandals.

Her large eyes were filled with worry as she stared into your much smaller human eyes.

"Anon… I noticed you got another wrinkle on your face today," she said in a low voice as she continued to stare at you.

"Hey, Twilight I’m not dying yet," you said in a soft voice as you rubbed your hand through her mane.

Tears began to form in her eyes. "But Anon… that's just it. You will die. I don’t want you to die on me! I don’t want to live forever without ever getting a belly rub again from you! I don’t ever want to not feel the touch of your soft lips against mine! I don’t want to never not feel the gentle, yet firm touch of your human hands on my butt as I make love with you. I don’t ever want to not drink your delicious cum again from a blowjob. I don’t ever want to not feel you eat my marehood out and drink my cum. I don’t ever want to never experience again the joy of me and you reading a book together! I don’t ever want to not feel you finger bang my marehood again. I don’t ever want to not feel you give my back and my wings a massage with your wonderful hands. I don’t ever want to not feel you pinch my teats with your amazing fingers!" she said in a low voice.

"Well… we just got to make the best with the time we have together," you said in a low voice.

"No! I have an idea," she shouted excitedly as she clapped her hooves together.

"What is your i-- before you could finish a lavender aura emitted from her horn, there was a blinding flash of lavender light and suddenly you found yourself in what appeared to be a dark, steel walled room.

Which, was filled with dozens of freezer pods, that glowed with light blue light. You looked behind to see lots of crazy contraptions on a metal table with a small, metal square sign hanging from the ceiling, which read in bright red ‘Doomsday Devices’

"Uh… where are we?" you said in confusion as you scratched the back of your neck.

"This is my secret laboratory. Now, please get in one of those cryogenic freezers over there."

"Uh, why?"

"To freeze yourself until I find a way to make you immortal just like me."

"Cool!"

Twilight suddenly lunged forward to wrap her hooves around you into a tight embrace. "I will miss you my love," she said softly with tears in her eyes.

"I’ll miss you too my love," you said in a low voice with manly tears in your eyes.

"Why? It will only feel like two seconds has passed for you."

"Oh, right."

The human and the pony came together to kiss passionately. Tears streamed down both their faces as they kissed goodbye to one another. The kissed seemed like it lasted forever, until Twilight suddenly gave you a gentle push.

"Go…. go before you die on me," she said in a low, timid voice with her huge eyes bloodshot red from tears.

You reluctantly left go of your beautiful mare before you. Eyes steeled in determination you stepped forth to enter inside one of the freezer pods.

"Goodbye my love!" she shouted in anguish with a large puddle of tears now underneath her.

"Goodbye my--- your sentence was cut off when there was a flash of purple light from Twilight’s horn, followed by the freezer door sealing shut and you were instantly frozen in time.

To Be Continued…

Author's Note

I might write further if this story is liked. Depends on if I come up with anything else for the next chapter.

If you like this idea, you are more than welcome to make your own version of this story. You don't need to ask.

Searching For Immortality

The beautiful purple alicorn stared at her frozen human lover from behind the pod's thick glass. Tears continued to fall down her face, for on this night she shall sleep alone. She shall not receive a gentle kiss goodnight nor feel the tender sensation of him holding her in his loving hands along with not feeling his warm body beside her in bed.

Tonight, she would not hear his heart beat nor feel the gentle rise and fall of his chest whilst they held one another in bed.

Suddenly, the pony princess sobbed in grief, after being reminded of the fact unlike her alicorn heart, his poor human heart would not beat forever.

He will grow old and his body over time would get weaker and weaker. One day he will draw his last breath and his heart will stop, all the while her own never aging lungs would continue to take in life giving oxygen and her heart would beat no different than it did the day she became an alicorn.

She imagined herself staring into his eyes, which were once filled with life. A chill went down her spine as she thought of feeling him go cold, whilst she held his lifeless body in her hooves as she cried her eyes out.

All of a sudden, her legs began to feel as if they were made of jelly. They wobbled erratically before they had given way from underneath her. Thus, she fell to the floor.

...the vision of herself staring at his tombstone was just too much for the poor alicorn mare.

An overwhelming sense of hopelessness had claimed her by what she had imagined, thus she decided to just cry silently on the floor as her body shaked like a leaf. At some point, Twilight was half tempted to let her human love out so he could give her a hug to cheer her up. But she did not want him to age even another second. So as painful as it was to not comfort her, she had decided to leave him inside the pod.

She continued to grief for several more minutes. Until finally, she shook her head with a look of anger on her face.

"No..." she said in a quiet whisper as she stumbled back onto her hooves. "You will not die on me," she growled as her eyes narrowed in determination whilst she looked at her mortal love. "You hear me, you will not die on me!" she shouted in defiance of her lover’s mortality.

She stomped her right hoof hard down on the metal floor, the force of her hoof caused a large crack to form upon it.

"Anon... I will find a way to make you immortal. Even if it takes me a million years," she said in a low voice.

With that Twilight surrounded her horn in a glowing lavender aura, before her horn unleashed a blinding white light to summon forth a large, thick black book, which was bound in thin, magical chains.The magical chains glowed with purple light.

Once the book was teleported in front of her, it had promptly landed on the floor with a loud thud.

She lit up her horn again to dispel away the magical chains. The cover of the book was smothered in a thick layer of dust. Twilight opened her mouth wide as she inhaled a huge amount of air, before with a single powerful gush of wind from her alicorn lungs a large amount of the obscuring dust was blown away.

Twilight's immortal lungs had caused much of the dust to be cast away, as a result the title of the book was revealed before her 'The Keys To Immortality', which glowed in bright red magical ink.

With the fate of her human lover hanging in the balance, she had sat down on the floor, followed by opening the book by gently using her magic.

A joyful smile was on her face as she began to read aloud.

"OK, the first example says if I get a sharp knife and offer--” her eyes widen in shock along with her jaw dropping.".... the blood from one member of every sapient species of Equus by slitting their th--" she could not finish. "Th-- that-that... that's pure evil. I'm not sacrificing anyone to some evil demon that lives in tartarus."

Not willing to do such an evil deed she turned the next page with a gentle flick of her magic. Immediately, she began to read the next page.

However, it was not long till once again her eyes had widen in shock along with her jaw dropping.

"Another horrible sacrifice ritual for a demon from tartarus?" she turned to the next page and began to read silently... it was not long till she groaned in annoyance. "Seriously!? Is this book only going to contain sacrifice rituals for demons?!"

With her lover's life at stake she had sally forth onto the next page and began to read it.

A small smile came upon her face. "Yes, that could work. All I need's a spoonful of Spike's dragon blood, a glass of fresh orange juice, a fresh banana and then mix it together with five alicorn tears for Anon to drink... " she had read further." Oh... the potion would also give him an erectile dysfunction. Yeah... I don't want my Anon's penis not to work anymore."

Dissatisfied, Twilight had proceeded onto the next page. It was not long until she groaned in annoyance once again.

"Oh, come on book! Stop it!" she shouted angrily.

Not willing to kill several sapient beings as a sacrifice to yet another demon, she went on to the next page.

As she began to read her eyes lighten up in excitement.

"So, if I just enchant a necklace with dark magic and magically infused it with a pint of my alicorn blood he will gain powerful magical powers and immortality, " she read further and read aloud. "Warning: There is a strong possibility the user of the neckless may go insane and become a bloodthirsty megalomaniac, who may create savage abominations for world domination."

Twilight groaned as she slammed her head down upon the book.

"Oh, of course that would be a side effect!" she grumbled.

Twilight breath deeply. "OK Twilight. Don't give up now. Anon is counting on you."

Two hours later.

"Aaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaa!" she screamed as she slammed her forehead down upon the book.

Twilight growled angrily with her face still firmly pressed against the book.

"Why book? Why?! Why can't you just give the key to immortality without some horrible side effect?" came her muffled, angry voice.

For the next several minutes she merely continued to mumble incomprehensibly and growl angrily with her face still thoroughly implanted upon the book.

Until she finally lifted her head to reveal her eyes, which glowed bright red in rage.

"Do I really have to go on some long and tedious quest across the multiverse, just so I can grant immortality to my boyfriend?!" she screamed as she slammed her hoof down upon the floor with a loud bang.

The force of her hoof with her super alicorn strength had created a large crack in the floor.

All of a sudden her eyes returned to her usual colour as a smile came upon her face.

Twilight closed her eyes as her horn began to flash with blinding light.

"Twilight?! What did I tell you about using telepathic communication!" came Celestia shocked voice.

"Yeah I know, it makes Spike feel useless. But this is important!"

"What is it my dear?" she asked in a curious tone.

"I need a way to make Anon immortal without any bad side effects."

"Oh, I have a potion for that!"

"You do?! That's great!" she said excitedly, just before she turned to a more questioning tone. "Wait... what did you use to make it?"

"A glass of an alicorn breast milk, a flock of a rainbow pony's mane, a spoonful of alicorn blood, a pancake and a dash of dragon piss."

"Ewww!" as said as she scrunched up her face.

"Don't worry, it doesn't taste so bad."

"This…. This sounds all too good to be true. Are you sure it works?"

"Yes, I tested on my human boyfriend from universe 001XGammaZ."

"Oh…. WAIT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?! Why didn’t you tell me?!"

"I’m sorry, but I keep my personal and professional lives separate."

"Right, can you teleport me the potion?"

Celestia gasped in shock. "You know very well that teleportation magic hurts poor Derpy’s feelings!"

"I don’t care! I want Anon immortal already!"

"Oh, you’re so impatient."

A moment later there was a flash of light, followed by the appearance of a small glass vial containing bright purple liquid before her.

With no further ado Twilight stood up as she wrapped the vial in levitation magic, before making her way over to the freezer pod containing you.

Once there, she proceeded to open the door of the freezer. As a result steam slowly poured out of the pod. You yawned as you stretched your arms in the air.

"How long was I out?" you said sleepily.

"Just a few hours," she said just before she levitated the potion in front of your face. "Drink up please."

As requested you grabbed the potion and wolfed it down without a second thought.

"Now, that you're immortal," suddenly she looked at you with pleading doggy eyes as you stepped out of the pod. . "Can we have buttsex?"

"Oh, of course we can Twilight," you said sexfully as you slapped her fat purple bubble butt, which caused her huge, silky soft buttcheeks to jiggle.

"Yay! Human on pony buttsex forever!" she shouted excitedly as she clapped her hooves together.

The End

Alternate Ending

The freezer door shut before you and you were instantaneously frozen in time. About two seconds later (according to you) the freezer door opened once again.

You yawned as you stretched your arms in the air.

"How long was I out?" you said sleepily.

"A thousand years my love," replied the now six foot tall Twilight before you.

"Whoa! You’ve gotten big Twilight!" you said with your mouth agape in shock as you stepped outside the pod.

A nasty grin came upon her face. "I hope you can handle my bigger pony booty?" she said sexfully as she stared at you with bedroom eyes.

"Of course I can! What’s changed in a thousand years?"

"You know spaceships, intergalactic civilization and all that stuff."

"Man, I missed a lot."

You felt a gentle tingling sensation as her horn wrapped your body in a magical aura. "It took me a thousand years, but I eventually figured out a spell to make you immortal."

All of sudden she lunged forward to bring you into tight bear hug. "Buttsex now! I need it! haven’t had butsex for a thousand years!" she shouted.

"Well, let’s sally forth to the bedroom!" you said sexfully with bedroom eyes.

With that Twilight levitated you onto her back and trotted out of the room.