I opened my mouth and let go of the hammer mid-swing. It clattered to the flagstone floor with sparks.

Nopony had given Princess Twilight a house-warming gift. Nopony. And somepony had to fix that.

Could I arrange for everyone in Ponyville to do just that? I was differently shy than that famously shy Fluttershy, but shy nonetheless, and tongue-tied around others. I’m even scared of butterflies…

Yeah, I’m Bulk Biceps, and this is my time-bending tale.