My Little Teenagers: Beaches are magic!

by Rarity Is Mah Favorite

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Dinky Hooves, Random, Rumble, Human, Diamond Tiara, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 959

The so-called 'Summer Crew' decided to go to the beach.

The Summer Crew, (Dinky, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Rumble, and Button Mash) decided to go to the beach. It was a sort-of good idea.

Published 2015-06-08 00:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-08 00:40:01 UTC

SAND IN MY TRUNKS! SAND. IN. MY. TRUNKS!

"Let's go to the beach!" Dinky said out of the blue. She had jumped while saying it, lifting her lavender hoodie and white and yellow skirt.

"I wanna build a sandcastle!" Silver said excited.

"Does not compute. Error, error." Rumble and Button said at the same time.

"What are those dipwads doing?" Diamond asked, disgusted. Her naturally pink lips turning a deep shade of red. It clahed with her red sundress.

"They don't understand." Sweetie said. Diamond just gave an expression that meant she gave up.

"Ah don't see why goin' to tha beach is bad," Apple Bloom said.

"Two words. Sand. Trunks." Rumble said, while Button cringed. A strong gust of wind blew just then.

"NOOOOOOO! NOOOOO! BAD WIND! DON'T! WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!" Sweetie cried. During her pleads for the wind to stop, her pink and lavender dress flew up, all the way to her neck and leaving Button, who was standing in front of her.

"Gah..........." Button said. He was blushing, causing his brown skin to redden.

"Let's...... Never talk about this again." Scootaloo said. Everybody nodded.

After going to their respected homes, the 'Summer Crew' met up at Dinky's place.

"So..... All of you have bad taste when it comes to finding swimsuits." Silver Spoon said. She nudged Diamond, prompting her to take a look at Rumble.

"What? Did I do something?" Rumble asked, confused. He took the two girls staring, followed their gaze to his chest.

"Umm...... Rumble? One question. How?" Scootaloo asked.

"I actually don't know. One day I went to bed. I wake up. Boom! Have a six pack!" He said. Motioning to his chest.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to go," Sweetie said.

"Good idea." Button said.

"I can't decide, if you should live or die, although you'll probably lose your stuff, but then I'll be victorious," Sweetie sang to herself. It was a little gaming parody of a song she liked.

"Look! It's the Smile Song!" Diamond gushed.

"My name is Pinkie Pie! Hello! And I am here to say I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your dayyyyy!" All of the people in Derpy's van began to sing.

"We arrived!" Dinky said, excited.

The eight human teenagers climbed out of the 'Muffin Mobile' and began looking for a perfect spot to pick.

"How 'bout here?" Apple Bloom asked.

"Too close to the water." Diamond Tiara said.

"Here?" Scootaloo asked.

"No. Too shady." Silver Spoon said.

"Here?" Dinky asked.

"Perfect." Diamond said.

They set down their blankets, and if they had one, took off a dress they had on, or shirts and shorts. Sweetie Belle's swimsuit was lavender and pink with white swirls. Apple Bloom had an apple tankini. Rumble had trunks that looked flat out like dark grey basketball shorts. Button had orange trunks. Silver Spoon had a bikini, and so did Diamond Tiara. Oh, Scootaloo's swim suit was a one piece. It was black with purple stripes on the sides.

"Did we pack sunscreen? I need sunscreen." Sweetie Belle asked.

"No," Dinky answered.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO SUNSCREEN!" Sweetie yelled. "I'M TOO PALE!"

"Buck this. I'm gonna swim. Who's with me?" Rumble said.

"Me!" Scootaloo said.

The two raced to the water and Scootaloo won. Meanwhile, Sweetie was wiggin' out.

"Just stay in tha water. It won't hurt ya," Apple Bloom said.

"But I wanna build a sand castle!"

"How about we make a little beach and Sweetie can use that." Diamond said.

"Perfect! Button Programmed Mash is on it!" Button yelled. "Wait, have you noticed no one is here?" He asked.

"Yeah, I noticed." Silver Spoon said.

"It's kinda creepy," Apple Bloom started, "like we shouldn't be here. But Ah know it's public."

"Okay, Sweetie Beach construction crew, Dinky and Button will dig a deep and wide hole. Apple Bloom is taking water with Scootaloo. Apple Bloom, go tell Scootaloo about it. Sweetie and I will supervise. Silver, go relax and do other stuff." Diamond Tiara commanded.

"ON IT!" The group cried.

Button returned with two big shovels and handed one to Dinky. They both began digging. After the big, wide hole was made, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo began filling it with water. After about ten minutes, Sweetie Beach was no logged a dream, it was reality.

"Thank you! So so very much!" Sweetie exclaimed.

"Woah, that looks great!" Rumble said.

"Thank you, thank you very much," Diamond Tiara said like Elvis. Everybody laughed.

"Wait! Sweetie hasn't tried her beach!" Button yelled. Sweetie slowly got into her beach.

"It's perfect!" She gushed. Everybody sighed a sigh of relief.

"What are you waiting for? Let's swim!" Scootaloo yelled.

The Summer Crew happily went swimming. After a nice trip at the beach, the two boys were yelling something.

"SAND IN MY TRUNKS! SAND. IN. MY. TRUNKS!" Rumble and Button yelled as they ran away.

"Tell me what Sweetie Belle sees in him." Silver Spoon said.

"He's adorable, alright?" Sweetie said.

"Yeah, but..... Button's a cry-baby." Diamond Tiara said.

"I know that." Sweetie said.

"You could've done better." Scootaloo said.

"SHUT UP!" Sweetie yelled.

"I think Button's perfect." Dinky said. "After all, I live next to him."

"Ah agree. He always comes to Sweet Apple Acres and gets apples." Apple Bloom said. "His hands are soft." She added to herself.

"I know." Sweetie said.

"SWEETIE BELLE! HELP ME! A CRAB ATTACHED ITSELF TO MY BUTT! IT HURRRRRRRTSSSS!" Button yelled.

"Alright, plug your ears!" Sweetie yelled. "Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" She sung a note that shattered windows.

"Thank you!" Button yelled back.

"I'm questioning my taste in boys." Sweetie Belle said.

"Me too, SB. Me too." Scootaloo said.

The end........ It was pretty sucky, am I right?