Why are you reading this?
Spike was walking down the street, when Rainbow Dash appeared.
"Hey Spike, Wanna go out with me?" Rainbow asks
"What like, Boyfriend and Girlfriend?" Spike replies
"Yeah, what else could I mean you dingus?"
"Ok."
And they all lived happily ever after, the end.
Not really, you see they went off and became astronauts, and when they got to the moon, they discovered robotic organisms that could speak. so after taking one to Earth, it explodes and radiates a single male human who, if induced into a rage will turn green, and hence forth becalled Oscer the Grouch, the cousin to the Grinch, just this guy doesn't have a job. but back to spike and them, after it blows up, they descide to quit there jobs, have some kids, and go into retirement, and then, 10 years later, they won the lottery, and got $100,000,000,000,000,000, becoming the richest people on the Earth. they then bought Google, Walmart, and Verizon, and became so wealthy, they could spend a million dollars a day, for 20 years, and still be the richest people on the planet
You really read this? Ok. You do you man. Or girl. Or other. Whatever the hell you sexually identify as, just. Alright. Story is over, you can go read something more useful to your life. Bye now, good bye, go away, why are you still here, seriously, just leave, your scaring me, that's it I'm calling the cops, there on there way. Last chance, just go. Now.
Cops are here. See you in court.
