Spike gets ALL the mares
Bonus Chapter: References
Previous ChapterSome of these are subtle, some very subtle and others not that subtle.
Chapter 1
He could just grab it and hold onto it like the beckoning prize it was. He was going to.
This is a double. "Grab it and hold onto it" is from Fast Five. "He was going to" is an addition that makes it similar to a line from Bob's Burgers. Season 3 Episode 2 Full Bars. "I can drink from the puddles! I'm going to."
They breathed deep breaths in their post-coitus. I decided on using "post-coitus" from Team Fortress 2 short film Expiration Date.

As I said in the Author's Note, Spike's "Oh my god" could be compared to Edward Norton's when the reveal happens in Fight Club or any of Chandler's funny exaggerated one's in Friends.
Chapter 2
It looks like I kinda went into predator mode... A reference to Predator and how at times when camouflaged it's eyes would flash momentarily. After we saw Spike's second set of eyelids in Secret of my Excess, I saw it as him going into primal mode.
Celestia holding Spike back from her marehood is taken from Wolf of Wall Street.
Spike's eyes becoming like a slot machine-just about any cartoon with that kind of humor, like Looney Tunes.
Twilight covering her ears and going la la la la la is from Parks and Recreation when Leslie Knope covers her ears at her mother's inappropriate comments.
I said in the Author's Comment that I picked the name Santino for a reason. That was a reference to The Godfather. Even though I've yet to read the book, I do know something from it. For those of you who have also only seen the movie: slight spoiler, barely. Sonny Corleone in the film and book cheats on his wife with a bridesmaid at his little sister's wedding. According to the book, his wife didn't mind him cheating on her because she was afraid of his big cock. The bridesmaid he cheated with, Lucy Mancini was apparently spacious enough for him.
Chapter 3
Rarity however gasped happily and pulled a Pinkie as she zipped out of the room, only to zip back in a second while holding two cups of tea with her magic. She levitated one to Twilight, who caught it quickly with her magic after Rarity released it suddenly. Rarity sat down in front of Twilight with a small but loud smile and took a sip of her own tea. I could've sworn this was from Nickelodeon's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Episode-New Girl in Town. I checked and barely even close. If anyone knows something like this, please tell me.
"Of course you will" Rarity said nonchalantly... For comparison, Nathan Lane saying "Don't be silly" in The Birdcage when he's told his surrogate son is getting married. Rest in Peace Robin Williams.
"Ride the pony! Ride it!" I can't believe I'm saying this but, A Haunted House. Yes the Paranormal Activity spoof.
Chapter 4
Fluttershy slapping Spike and telling him to say her name is a double also. Scary Movie and Tom Hiddleston as Loki at Comic Con.
As stated, Fluttershy's enthusiasm is drawn off of Marla from Fight Club.
Spike drinking milk and spitting it out at Twilight's explanation about wanting to conceive is a reference to The Big Lebowski.
Chapter 5
"You didn't do anything." "Yes I did". Parks and Recreation when Leslie couldn't come up with a plan and went silent when she claimed to have one in the season 3 episode Camping.
"Fuck a baby into me dragon boy"-A Very Harold and Kumar (3D) Christmas.
Taste the Rainbow, come on, you know.
Chapter 6
"You're entering a world of pain...." "A world of pain" Another Lebowski.
"You wanna curl up into a ball and lay here for a bit?"-Malcom in the Middle, season 5 episode, Malcom's Job. "You wanna put your head between your knees for a few seconds?"
Twilight's "Oh my gosh" is from Teen Titans Go!, The Return of Slade when Raven started talking about the latest episode of Pretty, Pretty Pegasus. You needn't worry about my sanity, I've stopped watching the show.
Pinkie eating from the frosting tube I got from Tosh.0. Can't remember the specific episode.
"....an organized conspiracy map splayed on its walls that would give Stiles a run for his money.-A reference to MTV's Teen Wolf and the character Stiles, best friend of the main protagonist who looks to figure things out, usually with conspiracy style maps.
Spike crawling up the walls while Pinkie held on-Scary Movie 2.
"Well then close the door! You're gonna let the stank out!"-Family Guy episode, Love Blactually.
The door to Pinkie's room opened, and Spike collapsed on the floor...-Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Special Ops level O Cristo Redentor. The small house in the back that leads to the large grouping of oil barrels. Shoot the guy behind the door on the left and he just collapses.
Chapter 7
Inception, literally right at the beginning.
"I could eat you up" from Red Riding Hood with Amanda Seyfried.
Chapter 8
"You are soldiers of Equestria! No matter the size of that beast, you will stand your ground!"-The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. "You are soldiers of Gondor! No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground!"
The exchange with Pinkie popping out from under the desk, Spike pulling out the book, Fluttershy being under there too. Harvey Birdman: Attorney at law. Episode, Trio's Company.
"...country wide neuralisis spell" Reference to neuralizer from Men in Black, and it being country wide is from MIB 2 with the neuralizer Statue of Liberty.
Twilight's multiple "proud" kisses-Fresh Prince of Bel Air, episode Did the Earth move for you? "I'm...really really not fine."
"Don't ask." "Why?" "Don't ask!"-Archer episode, Lo Scandalo.
Spike's "Whoa" after his make out with Celestia-The Matrix.
Her mouth was open as if to shout to the heavens, but no sound came out. I actually got that description from a History Channel documentary of the Godfather films, The Godfather Legacy when they get to a seminal part in the third film.
"You've got some splaining to do!" I know it's from I Love Lucy, but I've seen it in Fairly Odd Parents and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003).
Chapter 9
"HEY, DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME! I SEE YOU!"-The Boondocks episode, Wingmen. "Don't run n***a I see you!"
"Shit, I'm getting my second wind!"-Matthew Mcconaughey in Dazed and Confused.
"....you smell like sweat, sex, apples, rainwater and hay."-Family Guy episode, Whistle while your wife works. "Smells like sweat and anger and shame." "Yup"
"Enjoying the view." "You talking to my butt?"-More Parks and Rec, Leslie doing the same to her boyfriend Ben.
"Y-Yeah, woof" Sweetie Belle's comment on Spike's new wings-Young Frankenstein when they discuss the given large proportions of the creature.

"Guess that was the wish you made when you got your dragonballs huh?"-Obviously the Dragonball franchise.
Can you read my mind?-Superman (1978)
"...you can go ahead and drop me now."-Avatar the Last Airbender episode, The Serpent's Pass.
Cloud Mist being surprised by Rarity's "out of nowhere" appearance-Parks and Rec! Again! Episode, Road Trip. Right at the beginning.
The song Vinyl put on in the restaurant-Cha Cha Slide by DJ Casper, which I'm sure we have all heard at almost every party for a while now.
"This feels like a fairytale" No he didn't!-Diary of a Mad Black Woman
"Mine?" "Mine?" "Mine?"-Finding Nemo. Had Pinkie been there, she would've said so.
"Mm, Spike the end of your tie is tickling my stomach." "I took off my tie." ".....Oh Spike"-Two and a Half Men episode, Fish in a Drawer, though that one had a very different outcome.
"They're doing i-hiiiiiiiit."-Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode, The Aunt Who Came to Dinner.
"Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah!...Ohhhhh Sweet mystery of life, at last I have found you......Ohhhhh At last, I know the secret of it all"-Young Frankenstein again.
"It's over twenty thousand percent-combo of 20 percent cooler and DBZ's Over 9,000.
Spike coiling his tail to pull himself forward as he held Rarity against the dresser-Splice, that one scene with Dren and Adrien Brody.
Cadance using her magic to look through Rarity's perspective-Teen Titans episode, Haunted. Raven did the same to Robin. Different situation.
"Spike...I love you." "I know" I shouldn't even need to. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.
