"OH YEAH!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!! NGH NGH NGH! POUND THAT PLOT!"

Two days earlier

Spike awoke to the sight of a wooden ceiling, which confused him until he remembered what had happened the previous day. He looked down to find an empty space rather than the cowgirl he was expecting to see. He soon heard the faint sound of a tree being struck in the distance. Oh yeah Spike thought to himself So I guess with her it's all work and some play.

Spike sat up in Applejack's bed and stretched out his arms, bringing a cracking sound. When he stopped, he looked around with no idea how to proceed, since this was his first time having stayed over at somepony else's house. He had the convenience of living with the last mare he had mated. "I guess....I'll go down for breakfast....then" he said as he got up and made his way downstairs.

Spike was greeted by the sight of Big Mac and Apple Bloom having breakfast at the table as he entered the kitchen. Big Mac narrowed his eyes at the dragon and gave him a begrudging "Mornin" while Apple Bloom seemed her usual chipper self. "G'mornin Spike. Didya sleep all right?"

"Morning Apple Bloom, I did thanks." Spike stopped in his tracks when something occurred to him. "Wait, you're not gonna ask me why I'm here?"

"Ah don't have to" AB responded "Applejack told me why ya slept over."

Spike heard the sound of glass shattering in his head, followed by a short silence.........Honest Applejack told her SISTER? "She uh....she did?" Spike asked, now completely convinced that the stallion present was going to take his life now that his little sister apparently knew of the previous days events. Big Mac's continuing narrowed eye stare did nothing to contradict this belief.

"Yup!" Apple Bloom said as she bounded away from the table to latch onto Spike "And Ah couldn't be happier! Ah'm gonna get a dragon for a new big brother!"

"WHOA WHOA WHOA!" Spike exclaimed as he pushed Apple Bloom off "Applejack told you we were getting married?!"

"Well no but that's usually what happens when a boy courts an Apple Family girl" Apple Bloom said, still quite happy.

"Court?"

"Well Ah know ya'll got down to the lovin business already, but that also usually gets us a new family member."

Does she want me to be murdered?! "Loving business?" Spike asked as he felt Big Mac's stare stabbing him.

"Ah'm a filly Spike, but Ah live on a farm. I've known about that sorta thing for a few years now. Ah've helped deliver some of the animals. And mah third cousin Apple Pancake's foal that one time."

"Oh wow" Spike said a little flabbergasted "Wait, marriage usually happens? What about when it doesn't happen?"

"We never see them again" Apple Bloom replied "Usually after they go to have a talk with the girl's dad or older brother or uncle or big sister or whoever looks out for them. Huh, Ah never noticed how weird that is. We literally never see them after they go inside for the talk."

Spike looked up in alarm with wide eyes and looked to the still scowling Big Mac, who cocked a questioning eyebrow as he chewed on some oats. Okay I need to ensure my safety here. "Speaking of, Apple Bloom, do you know who your brother is courting?" Spike asked the filly, causing Big Mac's eyes to widen.

"Nope, no matter how much Ah beg him ta tell me" Apple Bloom said as she turned to look at her brother with her own narrowed eyes. "Wait, do ya know who it is?!" Apple Bloom asked enthusiastically after turning back to Spike.

Spike shifted his eyes to Big Mac, silently asking if he need fear for his own safety. Big Mac shook his head "No" with a pleading look on his face. "Nnope, sorry" he replied with a shrug as he approached the table.

"Aw" Apple Bloom whined in response before turning to her brother "Ya know yer gonna have ta tell us eventually Big Mac."

"Eeyup"

"Well Ah better head off ta school" Apple Bloom said as she put on her saddle bags "Ugh, another Monday."

"I would think an early rising farm pony wouldn't have too much of a problem with Mondays" Spike said as he took a bite of an apple he had grabbed from the table's fruit bowl, or apple bowl to be precise.

"Well yeah" AB conceded "But Ms. Cheerilee always comes in smellin funny. She says it's a kinda perfume but Ah don't really think so. She smells almost like hay instead of flowers."

Spike looked up to the once again alarmed Big Mac with an interested look. "Really?" he said as he chewed a bite of his apple. Big Mac quickly moved away from the table, placed his bowl in the sink and practically galloped out the door.

"Welp! Better get back ta work! Good day to ya Spike!"

Apple Bloom looked off in confusion while Spike wore a shit-eating grin on his face.

"What's up with him?" AB asked.

"Ya got me" Spike replied with a shrug. "Have a good day at school" he said as Apple Bloom made for the door.

"Thanks new brother!" she called back.

"I'm probably gonna have a talk with Big Mac!" Spike called in response before saying to himself "I'm fifty-fifty on whether or not I'll be seen again."

"NGH! NGH! NGH! YEAH! GIVE! IT! TO! ME! NGH! YEAH!"

"Ow! Why! Must you slap me!?" Spike asked the mare he was currently mating.

"YOU'RE A DRAGON! SO SUCK IT UP AND RAM IT IN! The mare then delivered another slap.

"OH COME ON!"

Spike walked into the orchard to find Applejack after finishing his breakfast apple. It only took two minutes to find her by following the sound of trees being bucked. He stopped ten feet away from her and took a moment to admire her as she worked. The way the muscles in her legs clenched as they raised and struck an apple tree. The way her pony tailed mane swayed slightly from her movements. And the glow on her coat from the previous night's activities.

"Ya just gonna stare at me all day or come over here and gimme kiss?" Applejack said, breaking the dragon's concentration. He smiled at AJ's smug grin as he approached to give her a kiss. "Since yer still walkin Ah'm guessin ya used the whole Cheerilee thing on Big Mac" AJ said after they kissed.

"Yeah" Spike chuckled "And I saw you told Apple Bloom about what happened. And she's expecting us to get married?"

AJ couldn't help but chuckle at Spike's uneasy question. "Ah don't expect ya ta do it after one night. In fact Ah'm not really sure if Ah can see us married. But at least Ah know you'll be faithful or Big Mac will make belts outa ya."

Oh shit he's gonna kill me Spike immediately thought when he remembered that he was going to have multiple mates. "Ooooooooooooh yeah. About that...."

"What?" Applejack asked suspiciously after bucking another tree.

"Um....ya see...I uh..." Spike couldn't find the words to tell her. Or rather feared for the safety of his ribcage while in the company of a pony who gathered apples by bucking them out of the trees.

"Are ya tryin ta say yer plannin on sleepin with other mares while we're together?" AJ asked suspiciously and slightly outraged.

Why couldn't she have said cheat on her?! I could've said 'No, technically!' "Not....in the way you mean" Spike said as he cowered slightly.

"WHAT?!"

"PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN BEFORE YOU BUCK ME INTO THE SUN!" Spike pleaded as he held up his hands.

"..........talk" AJ said after narrowing her eyes at the dragon. Spike proceeded to explain how in the last few days he had mated Twilight very unexpectedly and learned from Celestia that his latent dragon instinct was making him collect mates. He also emphasized how Celestia had assured him that he wouldn't treat these mates like objects thanks to being raised among ponies. And that he would love them all genuinely.

Applejack wore a skeptical look the entire time Spike explained himself, which slightly elevated Spike's fear. "Please say something" Spike begged as she continued to stare at him.

".........Yer lucky Ah can tell when somepony ain't tellin the truth and when they are" AJ said, which made Spike blink in surprise "And Ah suppose Ah can't be really mad at ya for actin on an instinct ya can't fight. At least ya won't turn into a giant dragon and put the town in danger again........right?"

"Y-Yeah!" Spike quickly assured her as he straightened himself up "Definitely not gonna happen. So...you're not gonna buck me into the sun?"

AJ couldn't help but chuckle again at the dragon's uneasiness. "Of course Ah ain't Spike. Yer mah friend and mah coltfriend now. Ah ain't exactly happy as a kai-otie in a chicken coop about what ya just told me, but Ah ain't gonna be a sour Sally about it."

"Sour Sally?" Spike almost chuckled.

"Don't push it"

"Sorry! So...you want me to help out?"

"Nah, Ah can handle it" Applejack said "You can head back to the castle if ya want. It ain't like we're livin together."

"Are you sure?" Spike asked unsurely "Isn't it a little...sleazy or whatever to leave your marefriend after one night?"

"Would ya rather stay and tell Big Mac what ya just told me?"

"So I'm gonna go back to the castle" Spike said immediately "Maybe talk to Twilight about this, work on a way of telling my other mates about the whole more than one mate thing."

"You should definitely do that" Applejack agreed "Ah'm sure Rarity wouldn't like ta hear it the way ya told me. Knowin her, ya probably couldn't get out one word before she kicked ya out."

"How do you know Rarity's gonna be one of my mates?" Spike asked, getting a look from AJ in response. "Yeah I realized that sounded stupid right after I said it" he said as he began to make his way to Ponyville "I'll se ya later Applejack."

"Bye Sugar Cube" AJ called out "Good luck wrasslin up more gals!"

"Need I remind you who else is out here?!"

Applejack chuckled as Spike increased his speed towards town.

"NGH! NGH! NGH! HARDER! HARDER!"

Spike felt of weird combination of being in control and being controlled by the mare he was literally pounding, at her behest. He never expected this kind of aggressiveness from any of his friends really. That didn't stop him from gladly slamming into her repeatedly, sending large waves of pleasure through him. She couldn't seem to get enough however, from her constant, grunted instructions and even aid by way of pulling him forward when he was on top.

"NGH! YEAH! FUCK ME SPIKE! FUCK ME HARD! MAKE ME YOUR MARE!"

Spike had no idea how either of them hadn't climaxed, not just from how hard they were fucking but because he had lost track of time. Now he was sure the simultaneous climaxing was somehow connected with him being a dragon since it happened with both Twilight and Applejack. But he could be proven wrong any moment.

"DID CELESTIA BANISH YOUR CONCENTRATION TO THE MOON?! COME ON! I'LL START SLAPPING YOU AGAIN IF IT HELPS! NGH! THAT'S IT! HARDER!"

"Honey! I'm home!" Spike called out, doing his best not to laugh as he entered the castle.

"Ha-ha Spike" Twilight replied without looking up from her book as Spike entered her study.

Spike approached her with a cocked eyebrow and a smirk. "Don't I get a kiss?"

"Of course" Twilight said slyly, finally standing up and meeting Spike as he approached. They locked lips as Spike wrapped his arms around her neck.

"So what, I can't get a kiss and hello from one of my marefriends when I come back home?" Spike asked once they broke away.

"A: The 'one of' part doesn't help, and B: I'm supposed to break away from my studies and give you my full attention every time you walk in?"

"Wouldn't hurt" Spike replied, earning him a playful smack from Twilight.

"So you ready for round three?" Twilight asked seductively with bedroom eyes.

"Really?" Spike asked in slight disbelief "We just had round two yesterday and I just had one with AJ."

"Then you've got plenty of stamina" Twilight said as she traced circles on Spike's chest with a hoof "I've been waiting for round three since yesterday. And I asked if you were ready, not if you wanted to." Twilight surprised Spike by jumping onto him and latching onto his lips, making him stumble back a few steps. Spike shrugged his shoulders and wrapped his arms around Twilight as she had him, and made his way to the royal bedroom as they massaged each others tongues. He momentarily noticed that sheets had been cleaned and pleasantly smelled of lavender, which he thought appropriate considering the lavender mare he was laying on the bed.

***

Spike chewed on a gemstone as he laid next to Twilight after round three. Said mare was cuddling her dragon mate, her ears twitching in slight irritation from the crunching. "Do you have to do that now?"

"Would you prefer it if I smoked?"

"Even though I'd never allow cigarettes in this castle, not really, no."

"I need something to drink" Spike said as he began to get up.

"Mm" Twilight whined, tightening her hold on the dragon "Stay in bed and cuddle with me."

"Fine" Spike said, shrugging his shoulders "I'll just have some more gemstones to get my saliva flowing. Enjoying the nice, loud crunching, like gravel."

"Go" Twilight said as she started pushing the dragon out of the bed "Why do you always have to ruin things?"

"Since when do I always ruin things?" Spike asked as he approached the royal bedroom's bar that neither had noticed before.

"I was joking Spike" Twilight said as she rolled her eyes and adjusted herself to look at the dragon, lying on her back and holding her hind legs up with her forelegs.

"Where did all this alcohol come from?" Spike asked from behind the bar as he pulled out a whiskey glass as it was the only available type.

"I'm pretty sure some of the girls put those there" Twilight presumed as Spike poured himself some milk intended for alcoholic beverages "Especially Rarity and Rainbow."

"Makes sense" Spike noted as he picked up a bottle of clear alcohol "Twenty percent smoother scotch and Sublime Wine. Where would you even get these?"

"Maybe they're brewing in their spare time" Twilight suggested as Spike turned to her, taking a sip of his milk.

"Pretty sure Rarity wouldn't, but definitely Rainbow-" Spike cut himself off as he noticed Twilight's odd position "What is that? Yoga? Pilates?" he asked as he took another sip.

"It's supposed to increase the chances of conception"

Spike spat out the milk in alarm after it caught in his throat, coughing before he responded. "Um...what now?"

"Well I got to thinking while you were away" Twilight began "And don't get me wrong, I know you do love me, but I think a child could really strengthen our bond" she finished as she began to rock back and forth lightly, feeling warm and fuzzy.

"Yeah that sounds great and all" Spike responded "But I don't even have a complete....collection of mates yet. Isn't the thought of a child a little too soon?"

"Well even though you only have a total of two mates right now, you do seem to be working fast" Twilight reasoned "And you seemed pretty enthusiastic after your talk with Princess Celestia."

SPIKE NEED! Spike reared his head up and looked around in confusion. "What?" Twilight asked.

"Nothing I...thought I heard something" Spike answered before shaking his head to regain focus "Uh, well yeah I'm not exactly opposed to this whole thing anymore but still, a child...." Spike trailed off, not really sure how to continue.

"Well think about the learning opportunity" Twilight said enthusiastically, drawing a questioning look from Spike "This could be the first recorded instance of a dragon-pony hybrid. How it would look garners enough curiosity. Could it eat gems? What kind of wings will it have it's a Pegasus or an alicorn? Could it use magic?! How big could it-?" Twilight stopped when she saw that Spike was looking at her cautiously and skeptically. "What?"

"Twilight" Spike said slowly "Please tell me, that if we have a child, you will not treat it like some kind of lab animal."

"Of course I wouldn't Spike!" Twilight said as she shot up into a sitting position "I'm surprised you'd even think that."

"After all those scientific inquiries?"

"Well you can't blame me for being curious Spike" Twilight reasoned "It's in my nature. And I can assure you I would never do that. I would love our child with all my heart. Come here" Spike stepped forward while still holding his half empty/full glass of milk. Twilight wrapped her forelegs around him in an assuring hug "I don't want you to ever think like that or be afraid of that ever again" she pulled back and looked Spike in the eyes "Please promise me you won't."

".....promise me you won't give me reason to?"

Twilight placed a hoof on Spike's cheek before responding "You have my word as a princess, your friend, and your romantically significant other."

Spike chuckled at how Twilight called herself his marefriend before responding "I promise." Twilight smiled before they kissed each other lovingly. "I'm gonna go wash up" Spike said after they broke away. Twilight returned to her "better chance of conception" position, holding her hind legs. "Yeah that's still weird for me" Spike said as he exited the room, bringing out an amused chuckle from Twilight.

"NGH! NGH! BIG MAC DIDN'T EVEN FUCK ME THIS GOOD AND LONG! NGH!"

"Well thanks, NGH, for that image" Spike said sarcastically as he continued to ram his current mate "Sweet Celestia you're tight". Both of them still had no concept of time passed as they continued, but they did notice that the sun was setting.

"Sorry" the mare apologized breathily "But don't let it distract you. Keep going! And I said HARDER! I DON'T WANT TO WALK THE NEXT DAY! NGH!"

Even though he didn't necessarily feel as though he were exhausted or spent, Spike opted to spend the rest of the day in the castle, away from the outside world and potential mates. Twilight gladly gave him some things to do, like shelving more books and general cleaning.

"Just because you're sleeping with the princess, it doesn't mean your off the hook with your duties around the castle" Twilight told him when he protested slightly. Twilight had Spike send Princess Celestia a letter she had written herself before departing on a personal errand. She said he would know what the letter said later when she returned. She returned about an hour later with an interesting proclamation. "I found your next mate."

"..........okaaaaaaay" Spike said after blinking his eyes in confusion "I thought I chose for myself."

"Oh you do, you do" Twilight quickly assured him "But this one is a...special case. I've kind of narrowed down a few mares that could inevitably be one of your mates."

"How?" Spike asked, interrupting her.

"Well I noticed that you haven't exactly gone for every mare you see-"

"After picking only two" Spike pointed out.

"Regardless, and please don't interrupt. The letter I had you send Princess Celestia was sort of an inquiry about this, more of a theory really. Since she made it clear how you would treat your mates, I theorized that your sub-conscious would select mares that you're more familiar with. So my personal errand involved going to a specific mare to talk to them about this, so they have a better time of accepting this whole thing."

Spike blinked again, surprised to hear all this. "Okay then. So...who is it?"

***

"Her?!" Spike exclaimed in pure shock "You told HER?! What is the matter with you?!"

"Spike calm down!" Twilight exclaimed "Now you see why I had to tell her. You know she'd have a hard time coming to terms with this. Well...any mare really so that's not really the best reasoning. But you have to admit it's a good one!"

"A...wha-...ets" Spike appeared to have momentarily lost the ability to form cohesive words as he placed a hand on his forehead "I just...HER?! I...her?"

"If it makes you feel any better, she actually took it better than I expected" Twilight said in an attempt to console the dragon.

"Really?" Spike asked in surprise.

"Yeah" Twilight chuckled "In fact...she's...actually looking forward to it."

"She is not" Spike said defiantly "There's no way she is."

"No really she is!" Twilight said defensively "She was...unsettlingly calm about it. Like it was a normal conversation. She said to tell you that you can head over anytime you want."

"Well that's...great" Spike said unconvincingly "Wait let me double check here. We're talking about-"

"Yes! Her!" Twilight exclaimed impatiently "Spike, the sooner you get past it, the sooner she can be your next mate. So are you going to head over or not?"

"Now?"

"She said anytime" Twilight said as she shrugged her shoulders.

"Well that doesn't mean now. And I told you I wanted to take a day off."

"Okay, but she did emphasize anytime like she wanted it to happen as soon as possible."

"I can head over tomorrow then" Spike said "I'll just get back to my...chores now. Her?" Spike asked nopony in particular as he made his way to the library.

Twilight chuckled lightly, most of her shock having thankfully been spent at the mare's domain and on the way back. "This ought to be interesting."

***

"Oh my goddess Spike" the mare breathed deeply "I'm close! Really close!"

"So am I" Spike grunted as he increased the speed of his thrusts "Is it night time?"

"No idea" the mare said as she shuddered and began to reach her peak. She wrapped her legs around Spike's waist and pushed him inside with each of his thrusts. "You're not pulling away" she heaved "I want it inside me."

"Huh?"

"I WANNA HAVE YOUR HYBRID!" she grunted "I WANT YOU TO POUND ME AND TO RELEASE YOUR DRAGON SEED INSIDE ME! NGH! THAT'S IT SPIKE! GIVE ME YOUR CHILD! I WANT YOU TO SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU LET GO INSIDE ME! SAY MY NAME! NGH! YEAH! SAY MY NAME!"

"OW!" Spike exclaimed after receiving another slap.

"SAY MY NAME!"

Spike complied to spare his face more pain and exclaimed the mare's name as he increased his speed further. He finally reached his breaking point, as did his current mate, and grunted as he began to convulse and release his essence.

"NNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH YEAH! That's it Spike, every, ah, last drop. Mm, you fill me up so well."

Spike felt awkward on his way to his apparent next mate's house. He never thought he would be doing these in his entire life, though he didn't expect to be collecting mates either. But this basically took the whole bakery. He finally reached the house and hesitantly knocked on the door. He was surprised to be answered immediately when the door opened. "Hey- Whoa!" Spike exclaimed as he was grabbed and flung inside, the door closing and locking immediately after.

"Where were you yesterday?!" the girl demanded "My heat period came early somehow and I ache!"

"Whoa whoa" Spike said in an attempt to calm the mare down "Just take a few deep brea-" Spike cut himself off as a scent entered his nostrils, causing him to do as he suggested. Spike's eyes fluttered and changed to their predatory green as he inhaled the scent. He finally stopped and settled his eyes on the heat riddled mare that was supplying the scent and looking at him smugly.

"I knew that would get you" she said as she took a few steps closer "When you didn't show up yesterday, I decided to keep the door and all the windows shut to keep the scent in. And now we can Whoa!" The mare found herself thrown back as the dragon she had basically trapped launched at her, throwing her onto the couch and quickly moving to the source of the pheromone scent. "Oh! Yes, please" the pony said lustfully as Spike began to make out with her marehood.

"Oh yeah" she said breathily as Spike's long tongue entered her "Lick the entire bowl. Mm that's marvelous." The pony gyrated her hips in reverse tandem with Spike's swirling tongue. "Oh yeah, that's the stuff."

***

At that same moment in The Crystal Empire

"Shining!" Shining Armor looked up from his desk in surprise at the sound of his wife knocking frantically at his office door "Shining! Open the door!"

"Cadance?" Shining Armor said as he stood up and began to walk to the door "What is it? What's wro-" Shining stopped and reeled back a bit when the doors to his office slammed open. In the doorway stood Princess Cadance, her mane frazzled, breathing heavily, wearing a crazed look and a full toothed smile.

"Cadenza...WANT!" the princess grunted.

Shining Armor immediately grew nervous, considering his wife only referred to herself by that name when she was exceptionally aroused. But she never looked this way before. Fearing for his well being, since his wife was an all powerful alicorn, he knew he had to try and talk her down from whatever had come over her.

"Ca-" he didn't even manage to get her name out. Cadance spread her wings, flew forward at light speed thanks to her magic, used her magic to close and lock the doors behind her, and slammed her husband down on top of his desk, all in two seconds. And she began to have her way with him.

"Well that was unexpected" Spike said as he lay next to the now sleeping mare. She had finally fallen asleep after allowing the dragon to retract after making sure she was completely filled.

***

"Only...an echo" Cadance breathed in pleasant disbelief as she lay atop her unconscious husband.

***

A certain misnamed rabbit would've barged in to put a stop to what was going on in his home. But he was locked out, and now laying on the floor, wide eyed and catatonic from the things he heard, his left foot twitching slightly.

Spike looked down at his new mate, recovering from the indeterminate amount of hours that the far more than wild lovemaking took.

"Despite the fact that you work with animals, I never expected you to be this wild Fluttershy."

Author's Note

I can't believe I wrote some of that.

I would graciously ask you to do your best not to spoil it in the comments.

I drew off of Marla from Fight Club for Fluttershy.

Edit: Hey look! Some art inspired by this story!

This is Angel after all that