The Terminators Journey!

(Equestria: Ever Free Forest)

'Beep, Beep, Beep'

'What in gods name is that beeping sound' I thought to myself. I opened my eyes, and noticed that everything was red. 'Da fuck did I drink last night?' I thought. I sat up, and looked around. Then my big white letters appeared in my vision, and 'said', that my primary objective was to kill Celestia. 'That pony from that one TV show?' I got onto my feet and looked around. I noticed that I had a silencer pistol in my right pocket, a machine with a strap tied around me, and a sniper rifle with a laser pointer 'nestled' behind my machine gun. I also found out that there was a rocket launcher strapped on the left side of my rib cage, and a riot shotgun on my right.

The thing that astounded me, was the fact that I could carry all of it, without feeling anything. The message appeared on my vision again, and it 'said' for to either.

A: Find civilisation and threaten to kill them  if they don't tell me where she is, or B: Find civilisation and ask politely where she is.

I went with option 'B'. Instantly, a bunch of numbers appeared on my 'vision' (I think that's the right word), and 'told' me that the nearest town was east. It 'said' if I go there, I will find a place called, 'Pony Villie'

I thought to myself 'Why not', and I tried jogging east, but ended up somehow sprinting at the speed of a cheetah after having 200 cups of sugar, in a really big coke bottle.