The Terminators Journey!

by SpikeThePredator

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Random, Crossover
Length: 1202

I wake in Equestrai as a Terminator with a little bit of humanity, assigned to kill Celestia

I was a normal man once. I worked at Starbucks, nothing exciting. Until one night I was watching the Terminator, and then I passed out. I woke up in Equestria as a baddass terminator, and my mission was to terminate Celestia. Join me in my journey!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-09 06:28:04 UTC

Chapter 5: Into Pony Ville

(Equestria: Outside Fluttershy’s cottage)

I watched as the animals carried the yellow pony into house. ‘Well’ I thought, ‘Time to go’. I jumped off the tree, and walked down the dirt path. I passed by a sign that ‘said’, ‘Welcome to Pony Ville!’ ‘What kind of name is that?’ I thought to myself. I walked up to what appeared to be a deserted market area. I looked up, and saw a door slam shut. I started to approach the door. I knocked twice, and waited for a response. Nothing came. I looked over to my left, and I saw a giant tree with several eyes looking out of it.

Chapter 1: Duty Calls

(Equestria: Ever Free Forest)

'Beep, Beep, Beep'

'What in gods name is that beeping sound' I thought to myself. I opened my eyes, and noticed that everything was red. 'Da fuck did I drink last night?' I thought. I sat up, and looked around. Then my big white letters appeared in my vision, and 'said', that my primary objective was to kill Celestia. 'That pony from that one TV show?' I got onto my feet and looked around. I noticed that I had a silencer pistol in my right pocket, a machine with a strap tied around me, and a sniper rifle with a laser pointer 'nestled' behind my machine gun. I also found out that there was a rocket launcher strapped on the left side of my rib cage, and a riot shotgun on my right.

The thing that astounded me, was the fact that I could carry all of it, without feeling anything. The message appeared on my vision again, and it 'said' for to either.

A: Find civilisation and threaten to kill them  if they don't tell me where she is, or B: Find civilisation and ask politely where she is.

I went with option 'B'. Instantly, a bunch of numbers appeared on my 'vision' (I think that's the right word), and 'told' me that the nearest town was east. It 'said' if I go there, I will find a place called, 'Pony Villie'

I thought to myself 'Why not', and I tried jogging east, but ended up somehow sprinting at the speed of a cheetah after having 200 cups of sugar, in a really big coke bottle.

Chapter 2: The T-3000 First fight

Chapter 2: The T-3000 First Fight

After ramming into a tree, I looked behind myself and I saw a hybrid of some sort. It had a lion body, a scorpion’s tail, and big bat wings. I thought that music would suit this scene, and as soon as I thought that, an icon appeared on my ‘vision’, and a bunch of YouTube videos scrolled through my sight, before ‘it’ selected this music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-rIsocAba4

Immediately the hybrid roared than ponced over at me. I rolled over to the left, and pulled out my pistol. An icon appeared on my screen, informing me that its weak spot was its head. Time seemed to slow down, the hybrid pounced, and it roared. I took that as my queue to shoot, so I did. It went straight through its mouth, and into its brain. Randomly, a grenade appeared in my hand, and I chucked it on its head. I turned around and started walking away slowly. “Hasta la vista, baby” I said like a badass.

Chapter 3: I arrive

After my little fight, I started running east again, till I saw a little cottage in front of me. Immediately I slowed down. I gathered in my surroundings. There were a few animals around, and an icon appeared telling me that if they were aggravated, they could cause a threat. I also saw a little pond with a bridge above it. I realised that I might look a bit different, so I walked over to there, and looked at my reflection. I had dark red eyes, tan-ish skin, and black hair that spiked up. I was wearing a black vest, jacket thing, with a grey shirt underneath. I was wearing black biker boots, and honestly, I looked like a badass. I heard a twig snap, and immediately looked up and I saw a little yellow pony with a pink mane. She appeared to have a butterfly tattoo on her flank, and she had light blue eyes. I looked at her back and I saw a little white bunny with a frown, staring at me. Her mouth opened and closed a few times, before she fell to the ground with foam coming out of her mouth. All the animals looked up at me, and then quickly picked up her body and lifted her inside. I stood up, and walked over the bridge and approached a tree. I climbed up it, and lay may head against the trunk.

(Equestria: The Golden Oaks Library)

“Alright girls I think the party’s ready!” Twilight announced happily. “Ohhhhh, twitchy tail, itchy head, hoof being mauled by gummy!!” Pinkie announced.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urj70QNm1Co

“EVERYPONYTHERESANEWROBOTINTOWNWEGOTTAMEETIT!!!” Pinkie ‘said’. “Pinkie could you repeat that, slowly” Rainbow dash said. “Every pony there’s a new robot in town we gotta meet it!!!” Pinkie yelled. “Pinkie, I don’t think there’d be a ‘robot’, in Pony Ville” Rarity stated.

Chapter 4: New Character

Deep in the royal gardens, a statue that looked like a queen Xenomorph from the movie ‘Aliens’, started to crack. Piece by piece the statue cracked before finally, the last chunk covering the face came off. When it did, the creature opened its mouth, and another mouth came out, and then it both screamed.

(Equestria: Celestia’s Royal Chamber, 2000 Years Ago)

Celestia woke up one morning, thinking that she would face the same boring politics like every day, but what she didn’t except was to look out her window and see a black creature with an army that looked like smaller versions of it, running around, eating her citizens. “THINE SISTER, I REQUEST AN AUDIENCE WITH YOU IMMIEDTLY!!!!” Celestia yelled in the royal Canter Lot voice. “THINE SISTER, THY HAVE COMEITH HERE TO YOUR AID!!!” Luna yelled. “These are creatures eating our citizens; we need to use the Elements of Harmony” Celestia stated in a voice that none could argue with. “Thine sister, shall we go!!?” Luna asked. Celestia didn’t answer, but instead teleported them down below the royal castle in the Everfree forest. There they took the elements, and went outside to face their opponent. The sister’s teleported on their royal battle armour, and went up to the beast. “Anonymous creature, I hereby declare you guilty of murder, trespassing, damage of property, an-” Celestias speech was cut short, by the creature yelling “SHUT THE HELL UP!!” Celestia grunted under her breath, “All righty then, you prick” Celestia and Luna both put on 3 elements of harmony each, and ‘fired’ at the creature. After the rainbows cleared up, the creature was left standing, looking exactly the same as before. “Heh, what the hell was that supposed to d-,” The creature curled up on the ground, and vomited acid. “Nothing much, just turn you to stone!” Luna laughed. “You bast-” The creature tried saying, but before he could, his face was covered in stone.