Grow a Pear!

by Tripy998

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy, Random
Length: 492

Rainbow misunderstands Pinkie!

Rainbow think that Pinkie meant to grow are pair instead of a pear.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-07 03:21:56 UTC

Pair, or Pear?

Grow A Pear!

It was a beautiful day outside. The flowers smelled fresh and the sun was shining, giving the Cutie Mark Map yet another reason to be a dick and call Rainbow Dash and Pinkie to the throne room. As the duo approached the map they realised it was showing them to go to the Ghastly Gorge. "Why does it want us to go there? Nothing lives there." Rainbow said as she stared at the map, hoping it would clarify.Pinkie on the other hand was jumping up and down ecstatically! "YAY! The Ghastly Gorge! Oh please, oh pleseoplzoplzoplzoplzolzoplzioplzoplz can we go Dashy!?!?" she said as she ran around in circles.And so the duo set forth. They travelled through the forest of "Crystal Palace", through the swamp know as the garden, and travelled for entire minutes, going behind the castle and following the path leading to the Ghastly Gorge. As they were traveling down the path, they were stopped by a mage. "It is dangerous to go alone! Take this!" he said as he hoofed a small sword over to Dash, and a seed to Pinkie. "Okie Dokie!" She said and she continued bouncing, literally, like so literally that she would land then go back up to the same height, and that somehow pushed her along the path. When they finally made it to the Ghastly Gorge, it had become night. Dash went right up to the edge and looked down. "Nope. No one's here! Let's go Pinkie!" As she wass about to turn, a rock slipped and she fell down into the chasm and landed on an edge. As she sat up, a decently sized rock crushed her wing. She yelled, "My wing!". As Pinkie looked down, she threw the seed at Dash and yelled "GROW A PEAR!". Dash up to Pinkie looking hurt.  Pinkie's cutie mark shined. "Oh, gotta go Dashie! TTYL~" she giggled as she trotted away from Dash.Dash sat there all night, trying to get out, and finally at the break of dawn, she managed to get out. As she got back to the castle, she saw all the element bearers gathered around the map, getting a search party ready. Dash sat down on her throne and all the elements stopped and looked at her. "DASH!" the all yelled in unison. "Where were ya?" asked AJ."I was stuck in the Ghastly Gorge, thanks to somepony!" she pointed to Pinkie. "What?! I Tried to help!" retorted Pinkie.   "How!??!? By throwing a seed at me and telling me to Grow a pair?!?!?" At this everyone in the room scowled at Pinkie. "Not a PAIR silly, a PEAR! The seed grows into a 15 foot tall Pear Tree!" everyone in the room gave Pinkie looks, until she demonstrated by taking them outside and planting the seed. Within seconds into grew! "Well, I guess I owe you one Pinie. How 'bout a drink?" said Dash."Okie Dokie!" said Pinkie as they made their way down to Berry Punch's Pub.