Hitler in Equestria

Hitler was waiting impatiently for the weapon, so he decided to check on its progress.

"How much longer will it take?!"

"Mein fuhrer, I don't know!"

"I WANT YOU TO FINISH IT NOW!"

"Someone has done something to it!"

"Who could have possibly-"

Then he realized who it was.

"FEGELEIN!!!"

Fegelein started chuckling, then Himmler came up to him.

"It seems like your antic has succeeded again, Fegelein."

Fegelein then chuckled again and replied.

"Was there ever any doubt?"

"So tell me, Fegelein..What have you done exactly?"

"The secret weapon was a trans-dimensional portal..Its simple really, I just set the co-ordinates to some random place...The fuhrer would surely be pissed."

"Wouldn't touching it have any effect on you?"

"Hm..You're right..."

"It seems like your plan backfired this time, Fegelein."

"Crap."

After Hitler was done being butthurt over the antic, he ran up to the portal.

"Start it up."

A scientist rose up from his chair.

"But mein fuhrer-"

"Now."

The scientist then nodded, and started powering up the portal, but what they don't know, is that a certain person was near the portal too, planning yet another antic. The portal was fully on, but it overloaded, sending sparks everywhere, then exploding, also sending Hitler and Fegelein to a random dimension.

Hitler then slowly opened his eyes.

"Ugh...That damn Fegelein..Where am I now?"

Then he checked his surroundings, and noticed it was a bit more colorful, and that he was in a forest, then he checked his body, and what he saw surprised him...

"I'M A HORSE?!?!?!"

He noticed that he was a dark brown unicorn with a black mane and a red Swastika cutie mark , and still having his signature mustache somehow.

"FEGELEIN!!!!!!"

Hitler started punching the ground in anger, while Fegelein got awoken by something touching him.

"N-no Hitler, I won't apologize for my an-"

He got cut off when he opened his eyes, and noticed he was in a hay stack, but was more surprising, was the orange, blonde-maned pony staring at him with confusion.

"GAH! WHAT KIND OF HORSE ARE YOU?!!?"

"Horse? I ain't no horse partner, I'm a pony, and so are you for that matter....What are ya doing in my barn anyway?"

"YOU CAN TALK?! Wait..I'm a pony?!"

Fegelein then checked his body to see that he was cream colored with a light brown mane pegasus, and with a deck of cards Joker as his cutie mark.

"Well of course I can talk! What happened? Did ya hit yer head on somethin'?

"This is just a payback antic by the Fuhrer, right?"

"Fuhrer? Antic? What are ya blabbering on about?"

"Ugh..This must be real....Do you have a name?"

"Of course I have a name! It's Applejack, but ya can call me AJ.....Whats yours?"

"Fegelein."

"Fegelein? Thats a weird name.."

Applejack started eying him suspiciously, while he was deep in thought.

"Nevermind, just call me..Erm....Fege-mane."

"Still weird..But I ain't gonna judge...So anyway..Ya new in Ponyville?"

Fegelein started laughing.

"Ponyville? Seriously? Am I in a little girl's world?"

"No, yer in the real world, and whats so funny about Ponyville? Mah family created Ponyville!"

"Oh..Right..Um..Would you by any chance have seen a human..Or a pony, with a stupid mustache?"

"Human? Whats a human?"

Fegelein facehoofed

"You don't know what a human is?"

Applejack shook her head no.

"It's a long story..."

"Ah see....Anyway, would ya like to go in the barn and explain everything?"

"Um..Its not like I have a choice anyway..."

Hitler was walking in the Everfree forest for about an hour now.

"That...Fucking...Fegelein...FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!"

Then he noticed something moving in the bushes.

"Who's there? Show yourself at once!"

Then a cream colored pony with a pink mane came out.

"O-oh I'm sorry I just thought you-"

Hitler then started backing away from Fluttershy

"Erm..D-don't worry..I'm just trying to help.."

She started walking closer to him, making him back up to a tree, then as soon as she came too close, he smacked her across the face, leaving a red mark, and making her fly away, crying.

"HOLY JEWS! A TALKING PONY! THAT CAN FLY!"

Hitler then shook his head, and continued walking, until a bear roared.

"What was that?!"

A bear jumped in front of him, and roared at Hitler's face.

"NEIN! I'm too Nazi to die!"

Fluttershy then suddenly appeared from behind the bear.

"Oh don't hit him, Mr.Bear..I'm pretty sure he was just scared..."

Hitler was confused, both for how she has actually calmed down the bear, and for why she did that, even though he slapped her.

"W-whats going on?"

"O-oh um..This bear was just...Kinda angry that you hit me..But I'm sure it was just an accident, right?"

Hitler thought it is best to agree so the bear doesn't hit him.

"Uhh....Ja, it was an accident."

Hitler said, smiling and laughing nervously.

"W-wait..What does 'Ja' mean?"

"Its an erm..Way of saying yes where I come from..."

Hitler was amazed on how quickly he got used to the pony, he felt there was something about her that calmed him down.

"W-whats your name anyway?"

"Hitler."

"Hitler? That's a weird name for a pony...."

"Well uh...Mind making a new one for me to fit in?"

"A pony that doesn't know how to make a pony name?"

She eyed him suspiciously.

"Oh um...I uh...I'm from a far away place..."

"Well okay...."

"And uh..Would you mind not changing my name too much?"

"Hm...Does 'Hoofler' sound nice?"

Hitler mumbled under his breath.

"Ugh...That's the worst name I have heard of Er..Good name! Thanks!"

Fluttershy smiled.

"I think you have something on your face though..."

Hitler was freaking out the closer Fluttershy got to his face, then she started trying to get his mustache off.

"What are you doing?!"

"I think you got some mud there"

"That's my mustache!"

"That's a mustache? Oh..Sorry!"

Fluttershy then backed up with a sheepish smile and a *Squee*, Hitler, or Hoofler as he is called now, was confused with the sudden squee sound, but then shook it off as another weird thing in this world. Then his stomach rumbled.

"Do you have any food? I could really go for a steak..."

"A S-STEAK?!? Oh wait..You must be joking..Hehe.."

She then laughed nervously and Hitler raised an eyebrow.

"Why would I be joking?"

"B-but ponies are herbivores..."

She slowly started backing away, and Hitler noticed that he would lose his chance at survival in this world if he let her go.

"I mean..Yeah! I was joking!"

"So um....If you want..I can make you some food."

"Good, I was hungry."

Hitler and Fluttershy then walked back to her cottage, Hitler was shocked as soon as he saw all the animals.

"Wow..You must...Really like animals..."

"Oh yes, I'm Ponyville's animal caretaker."

Hitler started laughing loudly.

"Ponyville? What kind of stupid name is that?! Hah!"

Fluttershy was a bit irritated, but she thought its probably because he's from a far away foreign land.

Back at Applejack's barn, Applebloom ran to Fegelein.

"Hi mister! Are ya new here?"

"Even smaller hors-"

Applejack then gave him a bump with her hoof.

"I mean, Hi, my name is Fege-Mane, whats yours?"

"Mah name is Applebloom! Nice ta meet ya!"

"What a nice little er..Pony you are, Applebloom."

"Thanks, mister!"

"Anyway, Lil' sis, this pony here is new to Ponyville, and...He's pretty weird..So I'm gonna go talk with him in the barn..You go play with your friends, if ya want."

"Thanks big sis!"

Applebloom then ran off to play with the CMC and Fegelein and Applejack got inside the barn, and Big Macintosh and Granny Smith were there.

"Hiya, Granny. Hiya Big Mac."

"Eeeyup."

"Howdy, AJ, who's that? Is he yer coltfriend?"

Applejack blushed.

"N-no! He's just somepony I found in our haystacks, Granny!"

Fegelein and Granny Smith started laughing, and Big Macintosh let out his own little chuckle himself.

"Anyway Fege-Mane, why were ya in our haystacks?"

"Well..I got through this portal and-"

"So its a unicorn spell gone wrong?"

"Wait a second..Unicorns?!"

"Um, duh, you don't know what unicorns are?"

"Where I come from, there are only normal ponies!"

"So earth pony? Wait a second...You're a Pegasus yourself!"

"So you're telling me that these wings are real?"

"Of course they are! A Pegasus that doesn't know if his wings are real?! That's a new one!"

"W-wait..If I got sent here..Then that must mean that...'He' got sent here too..."

"Who's 'He'?"

"A...Pretty evil guy..."

"Then we'll just use the elements of harmony!"

"The elements of what? Anyway..I know only one thing that could stop him..."

"And that is?"

Fegelein smirked.

"Antics."