Hitler in Equestria

by ScarletMarineCorps

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human, Comedy
Length: 3414

This is a refined story of Abody's HiE, i accept criticisms anyways.
When Hitler used a secret Nazi wunderwaffe, Fegelein has tweaked it, making both Hitler and Fegelein into the land of Equestria…But Hitler has his plans for this innocent world…And only Fegelein's antics would stop him. What would happen? Read to find out, i supposed.

Note: Hey! Just even think that there will be a Fourth Reich in Equestria! And call the land ruled by Hoofler as Nazi Equestria or Equestrian Reich, and also, the party will be called the New Nazi Party.
I used the Terran Starship Command from the mod because Young Admiral was the Admiral of the Equestrian Navy and his forces were known for space warfare if needed. I only accept anyone who has names for every factions. Send me the name, nationality, and leader of your factions.
Also, it took place after the New Nazi Party controlling Western Equestria and the appearance of the ponified Terran Starship Command.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-19 06:09:34 UTC

Introduction

Hitler was waiting impatiently for the weapon, so he decided to check on its progress.

"How much longer will it take?!"

"Mein fuhrer, I don't know!"

"I WANT YOU TO FINISH IT NOW!"

"Someone has done something to it!"

"Who could have possibly-"

Then he realized who it was.

"FEGELEIN!!!"

Fegelein started chuckling, then Himmler came up to him.

"It seems like your antic has succeeded again, Fegelein."

Fegelein then chuckled again and replied.

"Was there ever any doubt?"

"So tell me, Fegelein..What have you done exactly?"

"The secret weapon was a trans-dimensional portal..Its simple really, I just set the co-ordinates to some random place...The fuhrer would surely be pissed."

"Wouldn't touching it have any effect on you?"

"Hm..You're right..."

"It seems like your plan backfired this time, Fegelein."

"Crap."

After Hitler was done being butthurt over the antic, he ran up to the portal.

"Start it up."

A scientist rose up from his chair.

"But mein fuhrer-"

"Now."

The scientist then nodded, and started powering up the portal, but what they don't know, is that a certain person was near the portal too, planning yet another antic. The portal was fully on, but it overloaded, sending sparks everywhere, then exploding, also sending Hitler and Fegelein to a random dimension.

Hitler then slowly opened his eyes.

"Ugh...That damn Fegelein..Where am I now?"

Then he checked his surroundings, and noticed it was a bit more colorful, and that he was in a forest, then he checked his body, and what he saw surprised him...

"I'M A HORSE?!?!?!"

He noticed that he was a dark brown unicorn with a black mane and a red Swastika cutie mark , and still having his signature mustache somehow.

"FEGELEIN!!!!!!"

Hitler started punching the ground in anger, while Fegelein got awoken by something touching him.

"N-no Hitler, I won't apologize for my an-"

He got cut off when he opened his eyes, and noticed he was in a hay stack, but was more surprising, was the orange, blonde-maned pony staring at him with confusion.

"GAH! WHAT KIND OF HORSE ARE YOU?!!?"

"Horse? I ain't no horse partner, I'm a pony, and so are you for that matter....What are ya doing in my barn anyway?"

"YOU CAN TALK?! Wait..I'm a pony?!"

Fegelein then checked his body to see that he was cream colored with a light brown mane pegasus, and with a deck of cards Joker as his cutie mark.

"Well of course I can talk! What happened? Did ya hit yer head on somethin'?

"This is just a payback antic by the Fuhrer, right?"

"Fuhrer? Antic? What are ya blabbering on about?"

"Ugh..This must be real....Do you have a name?"

"Of course I have a name! It's Applejack, but ya can call me AJ.....Whats yours?"

"Fegelein."

"Fegelein? Thats a weird name.."

Applejack started eying him suspiciously, while he was deep in thought.

"Nevermind, just call me..Erm....Fege-mane."

"Still weird..But I ain't gonna judge...So anyway..Ya new in Ponyville?"

Fegelein started laughing.

"Ponyville? Seriously? Am I in a little girl's world?"

"No, yer in the real world, and whats so funny about Ponyville? Mah family created Ponyville!"

"Oh..Right..Um..Would you by any chance have seen a human..Or a pony, with a stupid mustache?"

"Human? Whats a human?"

Fegelein facehoofed

"You don't know what a human is?"

Applejack shook her head no.

"It's a long story..."

"Ah see....Anyway, would ya like to go in the barn and explain everything?"

"Um..Its not like I have a choice anyway..."

Hitler was walking in the Everfree forest for about an hour now.

"That...Fucking...Fegelein...FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!"

Then he noticed something moving in the bushes.

"Who's there? Show yourself at once!"

Then a cream colored pony with a pink mane came out.

"O-oh I'm sorry I just thought you-"

Hitler then started backing away from Fluttershy

"Erm..D-don't worry..I'm just trying to help.."

She started walking closer to him, making him back up to a tree, then as soon as she came too close, he smacked her across the face, leaving a red mark, and making her fly away, crying.

"HOLY JEWS! A TALKING PONY! THAT CAN FLY!"

Hitler then shook his head, and continued walking, until a bear roared.

"What was that?!"

A bear jumped in front of him, and roared at Hitler's face.

"NEIN! I'm too Nazi to die!"

Fluttershy then suddenly appeared from behind the bear.

"Oh don't hit him, Mr.Bear..I'm pretty sure he was just scared..."

Hitler was confused, both for how she has actually calmed down the bear, and for why she did that, even though he slapped her.

"W-whats going on?"

"O-oh um..This bear was just...Kinda angry that you hit me..But I'm sure it was just an accident, right?"

Hitler thought it is best to agree so the bear doesn't hit him.

"Uhh....Ja, it was an accident."

Hitler said, smiling and laughing nervously.

"W-wait..What does 'Ja' mean?"

"Its an erm..Way of saying yes where I come from..."

Hitler was amazed on how quickly he got used to the pony, he felt there was something about her that calmed him down.

"W-whats your name anyway?"

"Hitler."

"Hitler? That's a weird name for a pony...."

"Well uh...Mind making a new one for me to fit in?"

"A pony that doesn't know how to make a pony name?"

She eyed him suspiciously.

"Oh um...I uh...I'm from a far away place..."

"Well okay...."

"And uh..Would you mind not changing my name too much?"

"Hm...Does 'Hoofler' sound nice?"

Hitler mumbled under his breath.

"Ugh...That's the worst name I have heard of Er..Good name! Thanks!"

Fluttershy smiled.

"I think you have something on your face though..."

Hitler was freaking out the closer Fluttershy got to his face, then she started trying to get his mustache off.

"What are you doing?!"

"I think you got some mud there"

"That's my mustache!"

"That's a mustache? Oh..Sorry!"

Fluttershy then backed up with a sheepish smile and a *Squee*, Hitler, or Hoofler as he is called now, was confused with the sudden squee sound, but then shook it off as another weird thing in this world. Then his stomach rumbled.

"Do you have any food? I could really go for a steak..."

"A S-STEAK?!? Oh wait..You must be joking..Hehe.."

She then laughed nervously and Hitler raised an eyebrow.

"Why would I be joking?"

"B-but ponies are herbivores..."

She slowly started backing away, and Hitler noticed that he would lose his chance at survival in this world if he let her go.

"I mean..Yeah! I was joking!"

"So um....If you want..I can make you some food."

"Good, I was hungry."

Hitler and Fluttershy then walked back to her cottage, Hitler was shocked as soon as he saw all the animals.

"Wow..You must...Really like animals..."

"Oh yes, I'm Ponyville's animal caretaker."

Hitler started laughing loudly.

"Ponyville? What kind of stupid name is that?! Hah!"

Fluttershy was a bit irritated, but she thought its probably because he's from a far away foreign land.

Back at Applejack's barn, Applebloom ran to Fegelein.

"Hi mister! Are ya new here?"

"Even smaller hors-"

Applejack then gave him a bump with her hoof.

"I mean, Hi, my name is Fege-Mane, whats yours?"

"Mah name is Applebloom! Nice ta meet ya!"

"What a nice little er..Pony you are, Applebloom."

"Thanks, mister!"

"Anyway, Lil' sis, this pony here is new to Ponyville, and...He's pretty weird..So I'm gonna go talk with him in the barn..You go play with your friends, if ya want."

"Thanks big sis!"

Applebloom then ran off to play with the CMC and Fegelein and Applejack got inside the barn, and Big Macintosh and Granny Smith were there.

"Hiya, Granny. Hiya Big Mac."

"Eeeyup."

"Howdy, AJ, who's that? Is he yer coltfriend?"

Applejack blushed.

"N-no! He's just somepony I found in our haystacks, Granny!"

Fegelein and Granny Smith started laughing, and Big Macintosh let out his own little chuckle himself.

"Anyway Fege-Mane, why were ya in our haystacks?"

"Well..I got through this portal and-"

"So its a unicorn spell gone wrong?"

"Wait a second..Unicorns?!"

"Um, duh, you don't know what unicorns are?"

"Where I come from, there are only normal ponies!"

"So earth pony? Wait a second...You're a Pegasus yourself!"

"So you're telling me that these wings are real?"

"Of course they are! A Pegasus that doesn't know if his wings are real?! That's a new one!"

"W-wait..If I got sent here..Then that must mean that...'He' got sent here too..."

"Who's 'He'?"

"A...Pretty evil guy..."

"Then we'll just use the elements of harmony!"

"The elements of what? Anyway..I know only one thing that could stop him..."

"And that is?"

Fegelein smirked.

"Antics."

An Ally's Arrival

Mein Little Fuhrer...Mein Little Fuhrer...

Ahhhhhh.....

Mein Little fuhrer

I used to wonder what Nazi could be

Mein little Fuhrer

Until you shared its jews with me

Mein little fuhrer

Big adventure

Tons of puns

A Nazi heart

Fegelein's antics going strong

Angering the Fuhrer

It's an easy feat!

And antics makes it all complete

Mein Little fuhrer...

Did you know that most of these antics were fegelein'sssssss?

Alfred Jodl was waking up and noticed he wasn't at Germany, instead at Equestria. He looked at his body and he has a horn and was in a form of a pony. He also saw his cuitie mark which was pointers.

"What the? Where am i now?"

Jodl then stands with four hooves and was shocked about this. He saw a unicorn pony with purple hair color and a white coat.

"Hey, where am i now?"

He asked the white unicorn.

"You're in Equestria and i am Rarity, Ponyville's fashion designer. What's your name?"

Jodl then noticed a town and was standing.

"Alfred Jodl."

"Alfred Jodl? What kind of name is that?"

Jodl then facehoofed, then stands there.

"Alpony Jodl?"

Jodl then cannot believe what she said.

"Yeah, that's my name."

Jodl, then facehoofed again and suddenly asked her about the town.

"That was Ponyville, as you don't know about that, then i will lead you there."

Jodl then follows her and she talks more about Ponyville.

"Wait, why are there some ponies?"

"Those ponies were earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi. Unicorns were good at magic, pegasi has the magics to step on the clouds, and the earth ponies were sometimes trong."

Jodl asked her how is she good at magic and she replied that Twilight was also good at magic. Before they could walk up the street, a pegasus with rainbow mane was flying faster while all the ponies noticed her.

"Everypony, you have to know what's coming: Young Admiral, the Admiral of the Equestrian Navy and his Lady, Starbeam Twinkle will be arriving here with his subordinates, accompanied bu his officers! We have to greet them! Can anypony asked me what the Grand Fleet Admiral in Germane language says?"

Before all begins to know what it says, Jodl interrupts.

"I think you're referring to Großen Flotte Admiral, that's German for Grand Fleet Admiral."

Rainbow Dash was interrupted by Alpony Jodl.

"Thanks and who the hay are you?"

Rarity tells her that he is Alpony Jodl. When all the ponies were standing waiting for the Admiral and the Lady to appear, they saw four royal guards and a chariot which carries the Admiral and the Lady. The ponies with music instruments were playing the Preußens Gloria song. But before the charioteers begins to land, a series of fireworks caused them to stop.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie begins to see what's going on with that music! Trixie doesn't liked this and wants you all to Leave and...." Trixie was cut off by Jodl who intervened. The charioteers then lands the chariot and the two came out to see what is going on with the commotion.

"Hey! Don't you even know that the two will be arriving in Ponyville?! They would never know what you did!" Jodl said, talking to Trixie.

"Trixie wants all of you to stop with that music and leave and continue! I will take care of you and...." Before she was about to finish her sentence, Jodl then made his speech and said, "I ordered all you ponies to stay and see the Admiral! We are to see him now!" All the ponies heard what he said, and the Admiral hears what he said as the music then plays as Jodl then tells her.

"Trixie wants you all to leave and i am planning that i will finish this lout before he would make more problems! I will finish him with all i have and throw him to the Everfree Forest and..." Trixie then was stopped by Jodl.

"You're going to be thrown into that Forest and get haunted by some dangerous animals! Because of you, you're ruining the ceremony!" Jodl then strikes back with his words and all the ponies including the charioteers and the two saw what he said.

"I want you to stop making more bragging or else i'll object again!" Jodl then replied back with a strike speech, making Trixie shocked. The ponies then knows what Alpony Jodl said, and asked him how does he do that.

"Easily, all you need to do is to object their plans. That's how i object plans. I also objects every plans." Jodl made a good speech but all hears a clap from behind: Young Admiral.

"We are impressed about your... objections. My officers, subordinates, and we are visiting this town until we heard the commotions. All i hear was you saying that you were good at objecting. My officers or subordinates didn't object any plans. But i believe you do know how to object. I am Young Admiral, the Admiral of the Equestrian Navy and this is Lady Starbeam Twinkle." Young Admiral then said.

"It was good to hear what you said, Young Admiral." Jodl then made him shocked.

"How... did you know my name?" He asked Jodl for seven seconds.

"A pegasus with a rainbow mane announced that you and Starbeam, along with your fellow officers and subordinates, were to be arriving here. When you all saw what i did to this Trixie, you and Starbeam was just, impressed about my objections. And also, my name is Alpony Jodl." Alpony Jodl esplained to him, impressing the Admiral along with Starbeam, and their fellow officers and subordinates.

"Well, Jodl. I heard what you said, and are you wearing the Neighzi uniform with the Generaloberst insignia?" Young Admiral asked him.

"Well, Admiral, this is different to ours. And say, how did you know the title of Generaloberst?" Jodl replied.

"Me and Starbeam visited Germaneigh, and speak with their leader. They still held many of those titles such as Generaloberst and...." Young Admiral then was cut off by Jodl.

"Generaloberst means Colonel General, sir. I didn't know you were the Großen Flotte Admiral of the Equestrian Navy." Jodl then replies, until meeting up with Hans Krebs, a unicorn who's cutie mark was some bunch of maps and Wilhelm Burgdorf, a pegasus who's cutie mark was a glass with alcohol.

"Wilhelm Burgdorf and Hans Krebs, what are you doing here?" Jodl asked the two, leaving Young Admiral and his mare-friend and all confused.

"I didn't know you're also here, Alfred Jodl!" Krebs the told him.

"It's Alpony Jodl. Do you have new names?" He asked the two.

"Wilhelm Maredorf." Burgdorf said.

"Manes Krebs." Krebs said,

"Good, that'll keep no confusion to all. And also, those will caused confusions unless you use those names." Jodl, then tells them.

All of the sudden, some pegasi were angry at something. Young Admiral then orders the guards to get them on the ground.

"What is going on, pegasi? Why are you completely angry?" Jodl asked them.

"That strange unicorn pony with a moustache said that the unicorns were the more evolved versions! All the unicorns are better than the pegasi and the earth ones! He also wants that the earth ponies and pegasi be removed from Equestria!" The pegasus said, making Young Admiral shocked but Jodl remains angry about the moustache pony.

"This is an outrage! Who is this strange moustache pony?!" The Admiral said.

"Hoofler." Jodl hears that name after he hears what Hoofler was, Hitler.

"Sweet mother of Celestia. We must not let this happened!" Starbeam Twinkle then tells all not to let this happened. "How should we stop this outrage and the Princesses Celestia and Luna will be shocked about this and.." She was cut off by Jodl.

"Admiral, under the rights of all ponies and under the authorities of your Princesses i want you to send your forces against Hoofler!" Jodl then tells Young Admiral.

"But Jodl, i only have some ships and a few soldiers! I don't think that my soldiers cannot stand against them! I'd say..." Young Admiral then was interrupted by Manes Krebs.

"Admiral, i have been a map pinter. Perhaps you have any maps about this land, right?" Krebs then said. The Admiral's subordinates has the maps.

"Alright, now where is Canterlot?" Krebs asked them and one was pointing his/her hoof at the mountain, which has Canterlot.

"Thanks. Hoofler was about to rid this land from the pegasi and earth ponies. He tells all the unicorns that they are more evolved versions than the two. But without an army of ours we won't stand a chance, and that's why we need an army for the incoming battle." Krebs then explained about it.

Otto Gunsche, and the rest of the Nazi Party, then came and said that they will rule Western Equestria as Nazi Equestria and half of the Equestrian cantons and all its allies blocking the Maremacht but its populations joining Hoofler's military but the remaining populations and all its militaries making a blockade.

"Hey, what's going on?" A purple pony came by with a dragon.

"Twilight Sparkle, you have to know that Hoofler begins to rid this land from the pegasi and the earth ponies. Young Admiral here said he has no armies and we're about to be rid from this land!" Alpony Jodl said, making all the ponies alarmed.

"But i want to stay here! I have to write a letter to the Princess!" Twilight Sparkle saw the Princesses and its guards, until meeting up with Fege-Mane and Applejack.

"Fege-Mane, what are you doing here?" Jodl then asked him.

"I heard the commotion about Hoofler." Fege-Mane tells them.

"That Hoofler, the strange unicorn pony with a moustache and a red Swastika cutie mark, was planning to rid this land from the pegasi and the earth ponies for sure!" One of the Admiral's subordinates then said.

"Then i know his weakness." Fege-Mane tells all.

"What kind of weakness? The Elements of Harmony is his weakness?!" The Admiral then interrupts him.

"No, but i do have something in mind." Fege-Mane then said.

"Great, its his bunch of antics." Jodl then said, making all confused.

"Antics?! What kind of joke is this?! His weakness was some bunch of antics?!" The Admiral then laughs at him but was stopped by Jodl.

"Fege-Mane was the reason, is that he committed antics on him for fun." Manes Krebs then tells them.

"I think i have a way out for you all. I know a location, or should i say, a space station." Young Admiral tells all.

"And why is that? I don't think me and my friends will not folow you, Admiral!" Twilight Sparkle then tells him.

"Should i interest you and your 'friends' in becoming officers while you and Himm-dawg become gods, and save this land from Hoofler's madness?" Young Admiral said, making all speechless.

"Everypony, we had no choice but to accept his offer." Twilight Sparkle said making all agreed.

"Alright, Young Admiral, what is this offer of yours?" Rarity asked him for 3 seconds.

"I will give you all some refuge, i have a space station for refuge after its finished for 10 days. We have to go to Germaneigh, now!" He replied and all followed him as they made their way into the escort force who remains loyal to Young Admiral. They watched as all ponies became members of Nazi Equestria.

They finally arrived in time at Marelin, Young then said, "Everyone, welcome to Marelin - the capital of Germaneigh. We have to go to the Reichstag! I must inform Ribbentropony about this!" Young said as all then followed him. Two hours later, Young came out.

"Ribbentropony has received my message from one of my agents. They have evacuated from that land to this. I have planned the evacuation of all ponies but all were assimilated into the New