Well. It's Like This

by Dragonderp24

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 358

Rainbow Dash decides to test Pinkie's strength... It doesn't end well.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-07 23:46:29 UTC

Rock Farming vs. Apple Farming.

      Applejack felt her hoof beginning to twitch from exertion...

      Rainbow Dash was feeling the same way...

      Pinkie was simply watching...

        ''You wanna give up up yet!?'' RD said with gritted teeth. Applejack looked up and said, ''Not till you do.'' A few minutes of silence pass when Pinkie suddenly bounced between them, breaking the hoof-lock. ''Hey!'' RD glared daggers at her poofy friend whom simply said '' I could beat ya both.''Aj and RD chuckled quietly at their friend's antics. Dash swung a hoof around Pinkie's neck.''Listen Pinkie, If you could beat me at hoof wrestling, I'll...'' She looked over to Applejack, giving her an innocent smile.

''I'll make out with Aj for 2 Whole minutes.''

Aj's mouth hit the ground figuratively and literally. ''Rainbow Dash, can I speak to you?'' She held her smile as her and RD walked a couple hoofsteps away and talked.

One Hour Later...

RD and Pinkie had been back and forth across the stump which they were using. Finally, Rainbow's hoof began quivering as her foreleg began failing her. She looked up at Pinkie to find her staring into her soul with those bright blue eyes of hers. Then, she felt her hoof hit the stump. She thought she heard Pinkie whisper Fatality under her breath but it must've been the wind. Aj walked up to RD and gave her a look of disappointment that RD had been beaten by a baker.''Pinkie, how didja beat RD!? You ain't using magic are ya?'' Aj eyed Pinkie when suddenly felt hooves grab her face.''Sorry Aj...'' was what Aj heard before tasting what the inside of RD's mouth.

''Well, Growing up on a rock farm is alot different from growing up on an apple farm Aj!'' Pinkie said while Rainbow and Applejack had the tongue battle of the century in front of her. ''Rocks tend to be heavier than apples and clouds , and since I have been breaking rocks since i was about 5 years old, I'am quite stronger than you would think.'' Pinkie explained  as she held up a camera and snapped a picture.'' Say Prench!''

THE END!