Nothing Can Stop the Smooze

by equestria drifter

Rating: mature
Tags: Suicide / Self Harm, Gilda, Random, Sex, The Smooze, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Porn, Trixie
Length: 1736

Can Gilda and the Smooze love each other in a society that's trying to tear them apart.

Gilda loves the Smooze with every fiber of her being. But lies, tragedy, and society are trying to prevent her from true happiness. Can the power of love overcome the evils of the world?

Published 2020-07-26 21:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-07-26 21:40:00 UTC

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Gilda the Griffon was at the movies on a date with the green, orgasmic, slimy, sexy blob beast known as the Smooze. The chance of making love to this thing was her reason for still living. Its existence lifted her out of the slump she was in. She may have killed herself if not for meeting it. A preview was playing now.

Bright Eyes, Starcatcher, Rainbow Dash the Earth Pony, Wysteria, Appledragon, Minty, and the 2 Spikes from the glorious Generations 1 and 3 were cleansing the carcass of Equestria from the filth that now fester on it in generation 4 by slaughtering all of them. During this, clips of a man slicing his penis open the long way and sticking a drill into and down his urethra in the middle while jacking off, coming blood kept flashing on the screen. Looks like an interesting movie.

Already Gilda is getting horny. She caresses the Smooze with her claw and looks at him in his blob face. He doesn’t say anything because he is the Smooze and the Smooze doesn’t talk. But she still managed to shove her dry, sand papery, cat/bird tongue into his mouth and taste his sweet Smoozeness. Doing this turns her on show much. Her cunt is throbbing with anticipation.

The movie they came to see, “The Colour out of Space,” starring the hottest man beast to cleanse the Earth, Nicolas Cage is starting. Her cunt wets at the sight of this god. Many a night she has fingered herself with her claw while thinking of him. If it were anyone else, she would pretend she was making sweet love to this orgasm deity. But she is with the Smooze tonight. Even pretending to make love to another being was out of the question while in a relationship with it. Sometimes the imagination can be a questionable place.

She takes the Smooze right then. It was a challenge she was eager to accept, as her trembling Griffon vagina would tell you if vagina’s could talk. But just like the Smooze, who sat there in sexy stoic presence, vagina’s don’t talk. He is a cunning blob, and prefers to allow his mate to make the first move. Then, when Gilda is caressing his slimy, squishy body, he releases what the Smooze does to mate. He oozes a goo that hardens into many penises, glistening with shining green pre-come. They fill all the orifices of Gilda’s griffin body. Vibrating and squirming around ever so gently while still being firm enough to satisfy her lust.

Gilda reflects during this that it is far more preferable to making love to another Griffin. And not just because the Smooze is a master of sex, scent by the heavens to fullfill orgasm desires. But because the male Griffins have a barbed penis as befitting of their cat anatomy on their lower halves. It is spiky on her vagina, while the Smooze’s penises are nice and smooth. Having multiple ones and knowing how to use them is a bonus. It doesn’t rush in to making her climax either. The penises start off slow and work they’re way up, making for a slow and steady orgasm on Gilda’s part. During the process of this, Gilda’s orgasm is so strong she has an out of body experience. Her spirit leaves her Earthly vessel and goes to the ethereal plane multiple times. The great beyond is not being surrounded by the Smooze. It is being the Smooze.

It is time for the Smooze to pull out. And just in the nicker of time. While it’s pre come gives a tingling and blissful sensation, it’s main come is acid. It erupts from its phallic volcanos of penises all over the other patrons at the movie. Gilda is spared. Theirs fur and skin melts off of their bodies and their blood boils like burnt tomato sauce. Then the bones disintegrate. Smoldering entrails fall out of their liquidized flesh. More smoldering, shapeless entrails are vomited out of distorted mouths with melted eyeballs and pudding brain near. Luckily they were near Canterlot and it was mainly filthy ponies in there.

Out of the puddles of mass that once were ponies and other creatures, other Smooze forms. Multiple Smoozes blessing they’re way into existence. Some merge to become larger Smooze. Gilda is grateful she has been enlightened on the mysteries on how the Smooze comes to be.

She is hungry so they go to the dumpster behind to movie theatre. There is always a dead aborted fetus to be found in dumpsters across Equestria. It is for the best honestly. Equestria is a shitty place to exist. Now these creatures will not know the pain of living here. This aborted fetus belonged to a pony and still has a coat hanger sticking out of it.

Gilda pulls it out and inserts her beak into the whole where to coat hanger penetrated it. She sucks out the tasty, underdeveloped insides of it and gobble down the squishy skin. She remarks how they are always tastier the closer they are to being born. A thought occurs to her. Why not just eat living baby ponies? After a night at a hospital nursery in Canterlot, freeing filthy infant ponies of there putrid existence by devouring them alive while the Smooze sexually released acid come onto anyone trying to stop them, killing them and turning them into the Smooze in the process, they went to Gilda’s house in Griffonstone. She was happy to have had a part in cleansing the world of pony filth and blessing it with more Smooze. Her house, like many in Grffinstone, was a falling apart shed. When she opened the door, Trixie the unicorn was inside. And she looked very frustrated.

“Smooze,” she yelled at the slime god. “Why are you doing this to me? We were gonna get married. Have Smooze/unicorn hybrid spawn. Eventually kill ourselves together. Now I’m gonna kill myself alone and your gonna live with it forever.”

Smooze stayed there silently because he is the Smooze, and the Smooze doesn’t talk. Trixie directed her anger at Gilda. “You fucking cunt. How could you do this to me? We’re supposed to be friends.”

For a split second, Gilda felt ashamed. She was going to beg for forgiveness. But than that passed. She thought of all the times Trixie fucked her over. And she wanted to hurt the unicorn emotionally. “Sorry,” she said; trying to sound sincere at first. Then her tone became filled with malice. “If I had known you two were in a relationship, we would’ve made more love. I only orgasmed once tonight.”

A fit of spiteful rage throttled Trixie. She forgot all about magic and just wanted primal brutality at Gilda’s expense. She leapt at Gilda, stoop on her hind legs, and punched her with a hoof right into Gilda’s beak, cracking it a little. Gilda retaliates by slashing Trixie’s face with her claw, tearing the flesh from it. Trixie backs off then charged her horn right at it. Gilda tries to block but it still pierces her chest. She throttles it around to rip up her sternum, but Gilda chomps down with her beak onto Trixie’s ear. Bits of her broken beak shake off but Gilda is able to rip of the Unicorn’s ear. Trixie pulls her horn out, then lunges right at Gilda’s eye. The horn goes through it and she pulls her horn out with the eyeball speared onto it. Gilda kicks Trixie with her lion paw right in the leg, slicing it up and popping the kneecap out of its socket.

They both collapse to the ground and got a look at their slime god, the Smooze. He stands stubby yet erect, with his green ooze glittering in the moonlight.

“Do you think we can share the Smooze. It has more than enough blissful orgasmic love for both of us unworthy non Smooze,” asked Gilda.

“What. I can’t hear you cause I’m missing a fucking ear,” says Trixie. They both look at each other and have a good laugh over the whole ordeal. They start hugging and kissing each other. The Smooze joins in and releases his blob penises into they’re orifices. With the added bonus of entering Trixies hole where her ear used to be along with Gilda’s eye socket and chest wound. The penises enter their vaginas and the two of them scissor while orgasming from this. All three of them make out at the same time. Then the door slams open. A Big Sexy Walrus strolls in. “Big Sexy!” says Gilda. “Come on in here and join the orgy.”

A Big Sexy Walrus make walrus noises and flobbers on over to the orgy pile. He shoves the point of his flipper into Trixie’s slit and gives her an edging with it, while going down on Gilda’s cunt with his walrus tongue. The whiskers tickle and entice Gilda’s thighs and vaginal region while both of them climax. A Big Sexy walrus saves his giant walrus cock for the only entity who can handle though. The Smooze.

He inserts his wrinkly but erect, callous walrus penis right into the Smoozes body, orgasmically piercing the slime membrane and entering the inside of him. He thrusts multiple times and pulls out so he doesn’t come inside the Smooze but instead comes all over and rolling around in orgasmic bliss Trixie and Gilda.

In arctic mammal lore, it has been theorized that the semen of only the biggest and sexiest of walrus’ has healing properties. Today, that theory has been proven true as Trixie and Gilda are healed of there injuries as soon as the semen touched them. He then puts his massive body over them, shielding them with his flippers from what is to come.

The Smooze has climaxed. His slimy glistening phallic penises erupt with such force that the acid come blows the roof off of Gilda’s hovel and coats all of Equestria in orgasmic acid bliss. A Big Sexy Walrus is too Big and Sexy to melt and have Smooze spawn out of the puddle of mass that was it’s being, but the rest of Equestria besides Trixie and Gilda now has the privilege to sacrifice their meaningless existences to melt and be born again as the Smooze.

Coming Saturday, October 17 to Discovery Family – My Little Smooze: Friendship is Orgasmic.