Total Drama Equs

by TheLunarPhantom

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1688

Chris McClain is hosting a new season of Total Drama Island

Chris receives a contract by the prucders for another season of Total Drama… With a co-host. With discord and the Princesses help Chris, Chef, 36 familiar face, 4 new faces to win 1 million… A old familiar villain appears with a new title, and a helper

(Human turned ponies)
(Mike is my total drama character so he will make it pretty far)
(Slightly crazy pain loving Luna)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-07 14:45:56 UTC

Meeting

Chapter 1: Meeting

A certain Spirit of Chaos was sitting on a bar stool thinking"Nope... Nope... Actullay I have a great IDEA" With a snap of his fingers a pen and a stack of paper started to write something." Well get cleaning" Discord says while magically putting on a maid's dress.

After an hour of cleaning the letter the pen was writing was finished. As result it was a stack of paper."It's finished now to send it first an evenvlope" He put in a evenlope... but didn't. (A/N What a surpise not really)"Needs a box" he teleports the box in his hand then puts the paper in it. He then puts it in the mail box wihich teleports it to where reciever

"Now to tell Twily"He then teleports right behind the Princess of Friendship"Boo" Discord says sheepishly.

"Aaaaarrrggghh DISCORD!" Twilight excaims grumpy.

"I hope don't if some guest over like 30 of them"

"What?! Actually this place could use some more ponies,so Yes" Discord was surpised by that answer."Really?"

"Yes"Twilight answer walking away then yawns. Discord then goes home surpised.

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"Hey Chris we got new contract from the Producers" Our favourite Chef says coming into Chris' Living Room.

"YES" Chris exclaims as the Detroit Lions get touch Down(A/N He seems like he's from Detroit)"Oh what is that Chef" Chris ask he gets up and takes it from him."A new contract and it has the list of players... oh this going to be intresting. I'm going to go call the players Ok Chef" Chris says full of pride.

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As a car pulls up the door opens and a familier high heel steps out of the car she walks to the building in front of her but she bumps into someone"Get out of my wa-Alejandro! What are you doing here" Heather exclaims.

"I am here to collect my car" Alejandro says calmly.

"wait this is a-Aarrrggghhh" they both yelp as the floor beneath them opens up. But luckliy they land in water then the water began to drain slowly. In a flash of bright light they can finally see.

"Urgh she's here too" A certain Goth and CIT say in unison. They both chuckle.

"Well I'm gonna murder Mclain after this." a certain former punk yells.

"I doubt that Duncan" Chris says as he comes in, and the water leaves.

"Wait Uncle Chris why are me and my friends here" a girl with black hair asks.

"Sam you and your friends are going to compete in Total Drama Equis"Chris explains.

"Equis it's been a while since I've been there" a girl with chocolate brown hair but with golden bangs says.

"Wait you've Been there sheesh, You are a mystery Cadence Shepard" Says he afican american teen next to her holding his bag in the air so it didn't get wet.

"Tucker! Shuush I'm trying to listen" says the black haired boy with Icey blue eyes.

"Fine Danny" Tucker mumbles.

"Follow Me and Chris this way or, Else*gets out a chainsaw*" Chef orders.

"Yes Sir" Yells Cadence and a other teen. As everyone follows Chef and Chris. Cadence slows down to where the other teen that yelled 'Yes Sir'."Hi I'm Cadence"

"I'm Brick Miss" Brick says holding out a hand. Cadence shakes it."Woah you have a strong grip"

"Thanks got from my dad's side, he was in the miltery. Though its been a while since I've seen him" Cadence admitts."what was his name maybe I've met him""Jody Shepard of the Navy" Cadence says polietly.

"Your dad is  war hero, I'm honoured to met his daughter" Brick admitts(IT'S FICTION MOTHER TRUCKER  FICTION)

"Thanks" Cadence says slightly blushing. Scott picks up a pipe hits someone in the back of head and yelps.

"Hey leave him alone Scott" A red head(literlly)girl yells at him. Then runs over to her friend"Mike please be ok" She pleads.

"Zoey I'm fine just a little dizzy" Mike says calmly to keep her calm.

"He may have a concussion but will be fine" says a afican american boy with glasses. Cadence walks over to where they were and helps Mike up."Come on we have to catch up Mike, Zoey, Brick, and whats your name?"

"Cadence" I said potietly.

As Mike gets up"Come on we are gonna be late" We run off to catch.

"-So jump though the portal Ok?" Chris finshed explaining.

"Yolo" says two guys with sunglasses

"I hope keep glasses or Derp Ssunde comes out" Evan prays for.

"You will be fine" says the other guy."You sure Adam"

"Yolo" Cadence yells as she and Izzy jumps in the portal.

"Let's go" Danny says to Sam and Tucker. Soon everybody but Mike, Chris, and Chef. Mike walks into the portal. The Chef and Chris.

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On the other side we see a group of ponies."Chris is some type of a sick joke" Says a pissed off Duncan."Nope I didn't expect this" Chris admitts."What did you too Mike" Zoey demands the Cameron steps up"Could be because of the portal". Cameron yelps as the Spirit of Chaos teleports in front of them.

"Hello ponies or human turned ponies" Discord greets."Did you does to us... if you did turn us back!" Duncan says pissed off."Can't Humans don't exist here" Discord says full of confideince."Aaaarrrgghh" Duncan yells frusation.

"Let's get to the castle-" Discord was cut off by the Heather"We are staying in a Castle!" Discord was becoming impatient, so he snapped his fingers  as they were scattered all around the liberay."Ugh my head" Mike moaned

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Mike's POV

"Ugh my head" I moaned I opened my eye... well I try to. Atfter a few tries I finally open them to see a liberay filled with pastel colored ponies"Mike" A pale brown Unicorn exclaims.'That I'm going for its Zoey' I thought."I was so worried for you Mike" she says then she does something unexpected she kisses me. I blush like a madman. I feel a pounding in my head."Mike how do you fell" Zoey ask."Competely fine actually". The swings open to see a Purple winged Unicorn grinding her teeth.

"Discord, What is going on" The Lavender pony grinds out of her mouth. A mismatch creature walk towards and says"these are your guest Twilight".'I am pretty sure thats Discord' I thought.

"HAHAHAHA, Evan lost his sun glasses" Adam"Shut up Adam you ar- My mom says I'm ugly... and she was right" Derp SSunde."yeah here have glasses back" Adam says while smacking the sunglasses onto his face."Adam what happened" Evan ask.

"Oka-ay Let's get to rooms we custumized each for you to match your personality, I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle, Can I get names?" the Princess ask.

A white Unicorn steps and says"I'm Duncan Beautiful" At that comment Twilight blushs.

"Oh you will never stop flirting will you, I'm Courtney by the way" a light brown mare says.

"This is Zeoy and I'm Mike" I say as I standup. After doing so my wings stick up."How do keep these tucked in?" I ask the Princess. She looks at me with a mused expression."You get used to them, just keep using them then you're good for it" She answers his question."Thanks"

"I'm Chris McLain and these is Chef." the Navy blue pegasus stallion pointing to a chocolate brown pony.

"Ok follow me I will show you to your rooms" The  princess walks out, everyone execopt Me, Zeoy, Camereon."Mike are you ok you passed out when we went though the portal" Cameron  ask."Cam I'm fine really"Cameron looked at him supicously and turned around to talk Zoey after a few minutes of conversing "Ok... Mike" he says turning around but Mike wasn't there.

~OConfessionalO~

Mike: I have to be carefull I want to earn my trust back. Its been a couple of months since the Mal incident do they trust at all yet?

~OConfessionalO~

Duncan: I only got out of Prison for *looks down in shame* being a Good Boy,but I will prove I'm a villian. So I am going to be a Vilian

~OEnd ConfessionalO~

I was galloping to the main then a blur hit square in the face."Who are you, What doing in the cast?" My vision finally clears and I see a blue mare with a rainbow mane.

"... Um... I'm Mike one of the gues-" But Rainbow mare spots my wings."You're an Alicorn, A new flying buddy" The rainbow mare exclaims loudly."Rainbow Dash fastest flier in Equestria" Rainbow says proudly says. I stand up slowly.

"I have to go and catch with my group" I say hastiedly.

"Wait us Mike!" I hear Cam yell. When they catch up I ask them"Do you guys trust me fully?" They both nod."Thanks"

We gallop to the main group just in time for the team seperating."Ok Alejandro, Lightning, Mike, Evan, Heather, Danny, Eva,  Tucker, Trent, Cadence, Gwen, Ben, Adam, and Kevin are L.O.V.E.

"Uh why is our team name Love? Isn't that a little girly." The mint green pegasus named Ben.

"It stands for League of Villianous Evil" Chef answers.

"Great job Ben, I wonder what you did!" The pale green earth pony named Kevin recalling to the pranks he pulled a few monthes ago.

"and the rest of you are D.O.G and It MEANS! Do-Gooders Orgnazation" Chris yells at them.

~OConfessionalO~

Duncan: Darn, Darny, DARN. I'm on good guys team, again

~OConfessionalO~

Mike: Why am I on the Vilians team?

~OConfessionalO~

Ben: I saved the universe dozens of times but I end up on the Vilians team

~OConfessionalO~

Danny: DARN YOU CLOCKWORK

~OEnd ConfessionalO~

"Why am I on L.O.V.E's Team?" I ask Chris."Cause of the whole incident a couple of monthes ago" CHris said impatiently."Can we just get with it. Anyway the rooms adapt to you forming around your pesonality. For example take Sam here she's a goth and it will become Dark and Brooding. Understood?" Chris explains. Everyone nodes exepct "YES SIR" both Brick and Cadence yell.

the Guys got the rooms on the left and the girls the right. I walk to an empty room and went in and instantly the room shifted into a room I could dream of in a small rectangler shape. I then jumped on the bed and fell asleep...

End of Chapter