They wont see me coming!
Earth England
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
I woke up to the sound of my alarm going off I picked up my phone and turned of the alarm and saw that it was midnight I slowly got out of bed and saw the one thing I hate more than the Twilight saga! It was a group of boys that held a chain, a knife, knuckleduster and the rest held nothing. one looked up and saw me after that I got everything I needed and pulled up a face bandana, put up a rucksack and plugged in my headphones to my iPod and put on a song. I ran down stairs and smashed out the back door where they were I smiled under my bandana and ran at them.
The one with the chain attacked me first by swinging the chain in a wide arc down and I side stepped and I punched him in the temple knocking him out. I then ran towards the one with the knife and slide as he tried to stab me in the stomach I grabbed his arm and twisted it he dropped the knife and I caught it, I threw him to the ground and stabbed him in the wrist disabling him from ever using it again.
The one with the knuckledusters was standing right behind me and he charged straight for me and I ran forward towards my home and as I made it to the wall Climbed up and got on the roof. "Tell Johnny he ain't getting the money I owe him! now I need to go!" I yelled down from the roof them I started running and running jumping from building to building. After 5 minuets of running I was in the middle of the town I walked up to the bell tower and started to climb by now my iPod was playing Still Alive.
After I got to the top of the tower I walked to the edge and just looked out to the town below and after 2 minuets I spread my arms and fell forwards I closed my eyes and waited for the end...
Canterlot gardens
"You see Celestia those are the reasons that I should be set free!" Said a ... Stone statue of a chimera?
"Discord, for the hundredth time I wont let you out if you say you may not cause chaos we both know you would as soon as possible!" Agitatedly said the snow white alicorn who stood at around 6ft 2in and who had a strange floaty mane.
"You are no fun sometimes sunbutt!" the statue replied giggling at her nickname.
Celestia just shook her head at the draconequus antics "I love our talks, Discord, but I must get back to my duties. I shall see you tomorrow. I can't wait to see you in person again. I'll see you soon!" She Called back in a motherly tone as she walked away.
After celestia walked away discord let out a small breath "I'm so glad she didn't detect my magical signature. She may hate me for it, but soon, Equestria will need him."
Everfree forest
After about a minute I was confused "I should of hit the ground by now" I opened my eyes to see green? "Those are definitely trees but why are there trees at the bottom of the bell towers and why aren't I dead?" I slowly sat up and looked around I saw I was in a forest I have no idea where I am or how I got there. I stood up and had a better look around and saw something in the trees it was a black backpack. I took It off the tree and laid out its contents in front of me. There was A canteen of water, A piece of bread, A knife and a note that read... All questions will be answered, just not yet. right now, you are needed please, start walking forward till you come to a path and hide. when a group of girls walk by, follow them in the shadows. Eventually they will come to a castle and then, you should hopefully know what you are doing and be careful you're the only one that can help this world.
After I read that, I started to laugh. "This has to be a prank, but I'll play along see what happens." So, I did as the note said. I found the path and I sat against a nearby tree and waited. I sat against a tree and waited. I must of fallen asleep at some point because I woke up and saw it was night but I could hear something. I ran into a near by bush (wink wink)(god I cant believe I just thought that!) and what I saw next freaked me out 6 girls, but they were strange. 2 of them have wings and 2 of them have horns. After about half a minute of starring i remembered what I had to do so I started to following them.
After about five minutes of walking, the ground suddenly gave out beneath the girls. The ones with wings flew up and escaped while the rest felt. The winged ones saw that and start rescuing them. The pink girl were caught first and then the pure purple hair while the blonde and the purple hair with pink and purple streaks kept falling. The blond one caught a tree root and stopped, but then she saw the streaked girl keep sliding down, so she let go and steadily slid down and caught the streaked girl before she felt off the cliff. I couldn't hear what they were saying to each other, but they both let go and the winged ones caught her and set her down on the ground below while the blond climbed down herself. That's when it hit me. I had no idea how to get down, but then I saw some stairs and walked down on them. Then I look back at where the girls were and saw that they as well as the stairs were gone! "WTF!?...You know what? I won't be thinking about it."
After just a minute of walking I saw a weird shadow in front of the girls. It was part lion, scorpion and part bat "it's a what's it called multicorn manticorn ahh manticore SHIT! A FUCKING MANTICORE! I just watched as the girls slowly walked towards the mythical creature when suddenly they all saw it the manticore. It pounced at the pure purple haired one but she doged and punched it in the head which just angered him. The blonde jumped on his head and started to ride him like a pony, but It being stronger threw her off. Then it was the rainbow haired girls turn she started to run around it till it hit her with its tail. That's when all of the girls except for the pastel pink haired girl got in a line and started to charge but the pastel got in front of them and stopped them the girl then went up to the creature and pulled out a thorn that was in Its paw and in turn the manticorn licked her."I should go ahead I can see the castle from here I'll just meet them there."
After 10 minutes of running and 30 minuets of waiting I saw the girls but the purple haired one had part of her hair missing!" What did I miss?" they then ran into the old castle when I saw this I climbed the wall onto the roof to watch by the time I got up there I saw the streaked girl jump in too a strange vortex. The rest of the girls came running in but were too late there was a loud 'bang' and a flash of light in the tower to the left of me and my curiosity got the best of me so I went to investigated. After a short climb up the wall I found an open window and climbed in and I saw the girls and this taller woman with a horn. url=[with]http://wildmagnus.deviantart.com/art/Human-Nightmare-Moon-446982689]with](http://wildmagnus.deviantart.com/art/Human-Nightmare-Moon-446982689) a horn.[/url]
While I was watching, the girls started glowing and floated up and the woman's horn started to glow soon after. I'm not sure what is happening, but I have guesses and though back on the note "...", I acted. "they will come to a castle and then you should hopefully know what you are doing". I looked at my new knife and threw it at the womans arm. The knife pierced her arm, making her screamed out in pain and stopped the glow around her horn. She was hit right after by a..."A FUCKING RAINBOW! look everybody a gay man has been born (I'm not homophobic it was just a joke i love gay people)(no homo)(dammit!) I looked over to the girls. Seeing them looking at each other, I took the opportunity to get back my knife that was lying on the floor. When I was half way there, I noticed that the sun comes up way faster than normal, putting me in direct sunlight. After half a second or so, I was suddenly yank through the air toward the window I cam through. Standing there was a tall angry looking woman with strange multi color floating hair. "Who are you!?" She asked in a threatening voice.
"I am (I probably should give them a fake name) ... Shadow blade.who are you?" I replied in a less than pleasant voice.
"Mind your tone! You are talking to princess Celestia the ruler of Equestria!" I looked around and saw that it was the rainbow one who yelled at me. Iheld back a laugh from her demanding demeanor .
"It is quiet alright rainbow dash. It's quiet obvious he doesn't know I am" This time, she said in a very motherly tone toward the now named Rainbow Dash. She then turned to look at me with a stern face and asked "Now, what are you and where are you from?" "Yours first" I stated
She laughed at that and replied back "Alright then, my name is Celestia, princess of Equestria. I am an Alicorn. Your turn now now"
I was frozen then. "Pony? But, I've never seen a pony like that before. This must be a joke "Alright "princess Celestia". I am Shadow Blade. Now, tell me. Where are the cameras? I know this is a joke. You can't be a pony because that would mean I'm not on Earth anymore and that's impossible right?...RIGHT!?" I yelled the last part out loud, but to my own sadness, they all shook their heads. I let out a few silent tears and closed my eyes and drifted into a sad, dark, sleep.