Generic Clopfic

Spike x Rarity: Spike, where's your... uhm... Never mind...

Derpy x Rainbow: Damnit Derpy, you aren't literally supposed to eat me out!

Twi x Celestia: Twilight, I'm like 4000. I can't have sex with you.

Mare-Do-Well x Anypony: ...

Luna x Human: The fun has been doubled!

Discord x Celestia: I wonder what animals' penis he has...

Pinkie x Anypony: What's sex?

Fluttershy x Big Mac: "So are we?..." "Eeyup."

Trixie x Twilight: Ready for some Great and Powerful sex?

Dolan x Anypony: i kil and raep

Cadence x Shining: :megusta:

Chrysalis x Anypony: Guess what I can do with my tongue~

Shining x Twilight: You're my best big brother fuck toy forever!

Applejack x Braeburn: Are we s'posed ta be doin' this?

Changeling x Pinkie: Ooh! Now do me!

Rainbow Dash x Anypony: I'm too awesome to have sex with you losers.

Trollestia x Anypony: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

Apple Bloom x Anypony: What are we doin' again?

Sweetie Belle x Anypony: What are we doing again?

Scootaloo x Anypony: I SAID MY BODY IS READY!

Tom Rock x Rarity: Soo... We never speak of this to anyone. Got it?

Nightmare Moon x Celestia: We came!

Skrillex x Anypony: Why the fuck am I in this story?

Lyra x Bon Bon: Shut up and lick.

Octavia x Vinyl: What are you doing? This isn't casual lovemaking!

Other unimportant characters or ones I forgot to mention x Anypony: *fap*

OC Alicorn x Anypony: Hey babe. Guess what I can't do? NOTHING CUZ IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

Me x Anypony: Wow, you're so good <3

You x Me: Why are you still reading this?