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                      Generic Clopfic                      
                        -by Pinks-                         
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                         Chapter 1                         
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Chapter 1
Spike x Rarity: Spike, where's your... uhm... Never mind...
Derpy x Rainbow: Damnit Derpy, you aren't literally supposed to eat me out!
Twi x Celestia: Twilight, I'm like 4000. I can't have sex with you.
Mare-Do-Well x Anypony: ...
Luna x Human: The fun has been doubled!
Discord x Celestia: I wonder what animals' penis he has...
Pinkie x Anypony: What's sex?
Fluttershy x Big Mac: "So are we?..." "Eeyup."
Trixie x Twilight: Ready for some Great and Powerful sex?
Dolan x Anypony: i kil and raep
Cadence x Shining: :megusta:
Chrysalis x Anypony: Guess what I can do with my tongue~
Shining x Twilight: You're my best big brother fuck toy forever!
Applejack x Braeburn: Are we s'posed ta be doin' this?
Changeling x Pinkie: Ooh! Now do me!
Rainbow Dash x Anypony: I'm too awesome to have sex with you losers.
Trollestia x Anypony: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
Apple Bloom x Anypony: What are we doin' again?
Sweetie Belle x Anypony: What are we doing again?
Scootaloo x Anypony: I SAID MY BODY IS READY!
Tom Rock x Rarity: Soo... We never speak of this to anyone. Got it?
Nightmare Moon x Celestia: We came!
Skrillex x Anypony: Why the fuck am I in this story?
Lyra x Bon Bon: Shut up and lick.
Octavia x Vinyl: What are you doing? This isn't casual lovemaking!
Other unimportant characters or ones I forgot to mention x Anypony: *fap*
OC Alicorn x Anypony: Hey babe. Guess what I can't do? NOTHING CUZ IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
Me x Anypony: Wow, you're so good <3
You x Me: Why are you still reading this?