Chapters The Discovery, and Meeting the Elements
It was a normal winters day in Fluttershy's cottage, she was feeding her animals, watering her plants, and drinking tea with Discord. When all of a sudden the cottage started to shake.
"D-Discord, what's h-happening?" She asked, trying her best to stay on her feet.
"I don't know... but I can feel a large amount of chaos magic, coming from the forest." Discord said.
"W-what do w-we do?" She asked.
"Simple, we just have to find what's causing Equestria to shake." He said exiting the house. "Are you coming Fluttershy?"
"Y-yes, one second." She then went to get her coat.
As they went into the forest, Fluttershy noticed Discord lake of comments and jokes.
"Is, everything alright?" She asked.
"Huh, oh yes... just curious about the thing causing the shaking... it would have to have an enormous amount of power to do this to Equestria." He said.
"Oh... oh my." Fluttershy said. They were silent for the rest of the trip until they came upon a giant hole in the ground.
"What is this?" Discord asked.
And just as he said this a light came from the ground landing in front of the two. When the light dimmed down it showed a creature with ten tails, some damaged battle armor, a katana, and a mask of some sort on the opposite side of the katana. It opened its eyes, and yawned.
"Finally, I'm awake... I feel stiff." He said.
"Ummm, h-hello." Fluttershy said.
"Hmmm, who are you?" He asked.
"Why she is Fluttershy, and before you ask, my name is Discord t-" He cut Discord off.
"Discord! Oh it's been too long my brother, how are things?" He asked, Discord gave a confused reaction.
"Who are you exactly?" He asked.
"Oh you don't remember... I'm kinda hurt, but to be fair it's been such a long time since I've last seen you." He said. "Ahem, I am Arcane Rogue the God of Destruction , ring ant bells." Discord's eyes shrank.
"Arcane... I can't believe my own eyes... it has been such a long time, it's like a little family reunion." Discord said.
"Ahhh yes... speaking of reunions were are Celestia, and Luna... you'd think they'd be here by now." Arcane said looking around.
"Hmmm, maybe they sent Twilight." Fluttershy suggested.
"Twi-who?" He asked.
"Oh yes, Twilight is the new Princess." Discord said.
"Really... of what?" He asked.
"Friendship." Discord answered.
"Sounds... interesting, to say the least." Arcane said. "So, little brother, where to?"
"You can join me and Fluttershy for tea." He suggested.
"Tea you say, haven't had that in a while... why not." He said agreeingly.
"Then it's settled, ohh I can't wait, we have soooo much catching up to do." Discord said.
"Well I was asleep the whole time... but I guess you can tell me what's happened while I've been gone." He said, and with that they left.
*1 hour later*
"Really... six ponies defeated Tirek... I was supposed to slice off his head, but instead they imprison him again?" He asked.
"Yes... and brother please don't talk like that with Fluttershy around." Discord said, sternly.
"My apologies Fluttershy, thought I must ask, when do I get to meet these friends of yours?" Arcane asked.
"Ohh, they'll be here soon, I hope." She said.
"Good, I'm always up for making new friends." He said, just then the door opened. "Ohhhhh right on cue."
"Fluttershy we got your letter, who is this pony you wanted... us... to... meet." Twilight's voice shrank as she saw the Kitsune in front of her.
"Hello." He said.
"F-Fluttershy... what IS THAT THING!" Twilight shouted.
"Oh, hello I'm Arcane, and I'm not judging you on your appearance." He said in an annoyed tone.
"Twilight, this is my brother, and I expect you give him the utmost respect." Discord said.
"S-sorry." She said. "Ahem, hello I'm Twilight Sparkle, your name is Arkane if I'm correct."
"Yes... except no 'k', just a 'c'." He said.
"What?" Twilight asked.
"Right, excuse me for one second." With that he raised his hand forming a dark cloud around him when it cleared he was gone. What they didn't know was that he was heading to 309 Gold Street #35F... wait, that's were I live. Hey... buddy , why'd you write my name like that, don't you remember what happened to that one guy who misspelled my name Holy shit, h-how did you find me? Internet. Figures... just let me go please I'll fix it. NO!! You had your chance time for a new writer. Why are you doing this. It's not why... it's how.
Ok remember what you just saw. O-ok. That's what happens when you misspell my name, got it. Yes sir.Now, turn around let's get back to the story. On it.
"Sorry about that Twilight... just had to take care of something." As he said this he cleaned the blood off his sword.
"So Arcane, these are mine and Fluttershy's friends, we have Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie." Discord said.
"Hmmm." Arcane go up close into Applejacks face.
"What are ya' doing?" Aj asked.
"I'll explain in the end." He said, then he went onto Rarity.
"Uhhhh." Was all she could say before he moved on to Rainbow Dash.
"A little to close there buddy." She said.
"Hmpt." He said and went onto Pinkie Pie who just started at him, smiling, she even got closer herself. "Interesting."
"Well... what was that about?" Aj asked.
"Oh yes, I can read a person, based on their actions, looks, and smell." He answered.
"Wait you smelled us?" Rainbow asked.
"Yes." He said.
"Weirdo." She whispered.
"I heard that." He said.
"Anyways, so Arcane, I've never seen or heard of a creature like you." Twilight said. "What are you?"
"I am a Kitsu-... wait, you've never heard of me?" He asked.
"No, and I've read all of the books in Equestrian history." Twilight said.
"WHAT!?" He asked. "You mean you've never heard of ME!?"
"N-no." Twilight said. "Why?"
"I AM A GOD... AND THEY DARE NOT EVEN LET PONIES KNOW OF ME!!!" He shouted shaking the cottage.
"B-brother I think you need to calm down." Discord said.
"CALM DOWN!? MY OWN WIFE AND SISTER-IN-LAW DOESN'T EVEN WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!!" He yelled, his eyes starting to turn red.
"P-please, I beg of you calm down, I'll speak with them." Discord said.
Arcane was silent his eyes started to turn back to normal. "Yes, let them know of my return... better yet." He said, going out the door. "I'll tell them myself."
Everypony was silent, as they watched him walk away.
The Great and Powerful Arcane
As Arcane walked towards Canterlot, he noticed the lake of ponies everywhere.
"Where the hell is everypony?" He asked aloud, He didn't get an answer. So he continued to walk until he saw a flyer on the ground. "The Great and Powerful Trixie?... This has to be a joke." He continued to walk until he found everypony. Arcane looked up stage at a pony with a hat and cape.
"Now watch as the Great and Powerful Trixie makes this pon-" Trixie was cut off.
"Come on I just got here and I'm already bored." Arcane stated.
"And who do you think you are, to interrupt the Great and Powerful Trixie?" She asked.
"Someone even greater and more powerful." He said plainly.
"You dare challenge the Great and Pow-" She was cut off again.
"Seriously stop talking in third pony perspective, it gets annoying you know, and ." he said.
"Fine, we will have a magic duel." She said.
"Ok... right now." He ordered.
"Fine, Trixie will go easy on you." She said.
"No... go one hundred percent, I want to see how much you ponies have evolved." He said.
"Fine." She charged up her spell, while Arcane just stood there, waiting. When she fired, he simply just held out his had, and as soon as the magic hit his hand, a dark cloud began to absorb it.
"Lunar Lightning!" He shouted, then the clouds slowly turn into lighting, and started to push her magic back.
"W-what?" Trixie questioned.
Before she knew it the lightning struck her, covering her in electricity. When she was done being electrocuted, she laid there twitching from the lightning, as this happened Arcane walked over her and continued his journey. He then stopped and said something.
"Great and powerful my ass." He said, and continued to walk. As the lightning died down from Trixie's body she said something.
"What just happened?" She asked aloud.
Back over to Arcane he justed... walked towards the castle.
"Ok I'm done." He said. "Fuck walking." He then raised his hand and formed a dark cloud around him, when it cleared up he was teleported in front of Celestia, who was in her throne. "Sup."
Celestia's eyes shrank at the site at him. "A-Arcane, what b-brings you here?" She asked.
"Oh just visiting my sister-in-law nothing more to it." He said.
"R-really?" She asked.
"Oh wait there is one more thing." He said. "I am quite curious as to why you DIDN'T EVEN WRITE A BOOK ABOUT ME!!"
"A-Arcane please calm down." Celestia said.
"You write a book about everything, but me... I WANT ANSWERS NOW!!!" he yelled shaking the castle.
"It n-not what you thing w-we just kinda forgot about you." She whimpered.
"WHAT!!?"He asked.
"We... f-forgot about you." Celestia said.
"You forgot ABOUT ME?!!" He asked, she nodded. "Where's LUNA!?"
"S-she'll be here soon." Celestia assured.
"Soon, isn't fast enough." He said. "Ugh, look the lest you could do is start to write a book about me."
"Wait that's it?" She asked.
"What do you mean?" Arcane asked back.
"It's just that you usually go on a rampage and destroy everything in sight." She said.
"Well, I changed that." He said. "So about the book."
"Oh yes, consider it done." She said, thankfully.
"Alright... so what now?" He asked.
"We wait for Luna, she'll be so happy to see you." Celestia said.
"And you are not, why is that?" He asked.
"No no, wait I am happy it's just that last time you... kinda hit me throught the wall." She said.
"And I apologize for that." He said. "Now what is this Cherry-Changa I've heard so much about, everypony seems to actually be in love with them."
*Unknown Location*
"Sooo, the God of Destruction awakens." Said a voice.
"Yes, sir." Said a soldier. "Our spies are trying to gather as much information on him as possible."
"Perfect... we will get our long awaited revenge, all of those years of humiliation, he will finally PAY for what he has done." Said the voice.
"S-sir, I'm not really sure that's a good idea, he does kill people for spelling his name wrong, imagine what he would do I we destroyed his pride." Said a soldier.
"You don't think I'm strong enough to take him head on?" He asked.
"W-wait that's not what I m-" Before the soldier could finished, he was burnt to a crisp by his leader.
"Sir he did serve a point though, remember what happened last time you even attempted this?" Another soldier.
"A-are we really doing this again?" He asked.
"S-sorry sir, forget what I said." The soldier answered.
"Celestia, forgive me but I must leave." Arcane said.
"Huh already, why?" Celestia asked.
"I just realized I left my mask in Ponyville, tell Luna I'll be here later." He said heading out. "I'll be back."
"What was with the weird voice?" Celestia asked.
"Just... just a reference." He answered.
"To what?" She asked.
"It's not important, it's already ruined, just drop it." He said and jumped out the window. He landed on his feat and began to run towards his mask. But by the time he got to ponyville, he couldn't find it, there was a huge crowd, taking up all of ponyville.
"Fuck." He said, he then heard a gasp, he turned around to see a mother with a little filly. "Sorry." He said, then he decided to get a vantage point and jumped onto a house. "And now we wait." He said.
*Four hours later*
"... I'm starting to lose my patience." He said, the crowd that used to be on the ground had vanished to a few ponies. They were all talking, then one of them pulled out the mask. "Son of a BITCH!" HE yelled jumping down on him.
"What the hell is this thing?" She asked.
"I'm you end." Arcane said.
"You fell right into our trap." Said one of the girls.
"Come again." He asked, then he looked down, a light coming from inside the pony he was on. "Oh fucking bit-"
"Huh?" Arcane questioned. "... that did, no damage whatsoever."
"W-what, shit the spell failed, hurry Steel Strike, Plan B." Said the pony.
"So staby time?" Steel asked.
"Staby time." She answered, pulling out a sai using magic, then proceeding to grab it.
"Yaaaay." She said, grabbing her knife.
"Funny, you think you can kill me." Arcane said, wielding his katana. "That's cute."
"Don't underestimate us, we have been training our whole life to kill things like you." Said one of them.
"Just die." Arcane said, and started to swing his sword at her, their weapons clashed. "Gotta say, this is the most FUN I've had since I woke UP." He said.
"Then allow me to put you back to sleep." She said. "Steel, I could use a little help here."
"Ok." Steel said, casually making her way over to the two, then jumping into the fight.
"So, how does it feel?" Arcane asked.
"How does what feel?" She asked.
"To have a retard as a team mate." He said.
"She is not RETARDED!" She screamed cutting his face, they all stood still, Arcane the stood straight up, put his hand on his cheek and saw the blood. HE looked at them, his eye color changing into yellow.
"Bloodstained Flesh Eruption!" He yelled, she looked at him funny then, she dropped her sai, she started to wobble back and forth, then she exploded, blood everywhere, guts aswell, it was pretty obvious she was dead.
Thunder Fall!" Steel yelled.
"Oh that was her name." Arcane said. "Don't worry you'll be joining her soon."
"What?" She asked.
"Oh my- I'm GOING TO KILL YOU DUMBASS!!" He yelled.
"I-If you kill me." She said the grabbing a pony from her own house. "You'll have to kill her t-" She was cut off but two simple words.
"Omega Blaster." He said, a orb of light the emitted from his finger, piercing not only Steel but also the pony.
"Arcane what have you done?" Asked a familiar voice from behind.
"Oh Fluttershy, hello, I was just taking out the trash." He then proceeded to grab his mask, and dust it off.
"Oh my Celestia, I-I think I'm going to puke." Said Twilight.
"Go on, here's a bucket." He said handing her one, she grabbed it and ran.
"Brother, why did you do this?" Discord asked. "They are just ponies."
"Ponies who tried to kill me." Arcane said.
"That doesn't make it any better." Discord said.
"Well what do you expect, Discord, I kill to balance things, I kill to make sure evil never rises again." Arcane said.
"But killing with no remorse." Discord said. "Might as well consider yourself evil as well." With this Discord started to leave. "Come on Fluttershy, lets go."
Arcane was shocked he couldn't speak, he just walked as his brother and friends (kinda) walked away.
Before this chapter starts I want to apologize for my absence, lately I've been busy but now I'm back
Arcane walks around. ".... Ugh... dammit Discord you fucking drama queen... it was just three damn ponies how bad could that be?" He asked aloud. He continued to walk into the Everfree forest. "....Welp time to kill some things." He walked in.
*Two days later*
Two days.... what the hell? I will kill you So this is me... shutting up Back to writing Chris
"Ugh so boring." He flops on his back, then he hears a low growling. ".... Ok what is that?" he gets up and look at the giant Hydra in front of him. "........ Well then..... this is new."
The Hydra roars and charges at him.
"Heh... nope!" he cuts off its head. "Pfft, that was easy." As he walks away her hears the Hydra get up. "...How the he-" before he could finish the Hydra grew two new heads in the place of the other one and let out a roar.
He stared at the Hydra for a while. "....Yep, definitely new." he smirked. "And a challenge." HE charged at the beast head on.
