Will you share a double headed dildo with me?

by cheayhotbeef

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Tragedy, Slice of Life, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 1208

So Twi and her newest human friend go to a party and get drunk. Only mentions of sex are said so no clip. :D

Human is transported to equestria because he is crazy brony and made machine.
The story starts with him living at Twi's home and there friendship is very strong. About the same respect is given from Twi to her human as Twi is to celestia.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-08 06:38:36 UTC

The question

"Will you share a double headed dildo with me Twi?" Human said. (Human is the real name)

"Ok, you have been a very good friend to me so I will," Twi said.

*Character Filler*

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Food is illuminati

Food is good

Good is not bad

Bad is wrong

Wrong is not right

Right is not left

I left the keys in the car

Don't leave me

Trees have leaves

Trees have sticks

Slime blocks stick together

Slime is Bland and unoriginal

Shaymin says everything is bland and unoriginal

Macaroni and cheese without cheese is bland

The moon is made out if cheese

The moon makes werewolves

You canonly kill werewolves with a silver bullet

If you buy a silver bullet you will nay have enough money to buy a gun

Guns won't be added to minecraft

Minecraft is fun

Minecade is funner than minecraft

Funner is not a word

Bird is the word

Dinosaurs are decendants of birds

The T-Rex is a dinosaur

The T-Rex is big

Big things ate heavy

Things are lighter on the moon

But the moon only reflects light from the sun

So the sun is lighter than the moon

But a feather is lighter than the sun

Feathers come from chickens

Chickens lay eggs

Eggs hatch in to chickens

But which came first, the chicken or the slime?

The slime came first, so it is more original than chicken

But SK421 said that slime was unoriginal and bland

SK421 is wrong

SK421 is not right

SK421 is left

If S+K=421

then S=118 and K=303

So shaymins name should be 118303421

1+1+8+3+0+3+4+2+1=23

two 3s

33 3s

2 times 333 = 666

What time is it?

Adventure time needs to get a watch

You watch adventure time

You need a watch

The watch tells time

You need to watch your watch to see the time

If you do watch your watch you'll see time fly

If you throw your watch out the window you'll also see time fly

The Time Fly would be an awesome super hero

If you write a comic book about a fly who travels through time, then you would have wasted your time

If you don't write a book, then you will left a book

If you don't left a book then you wont right a book,

just don't leave your book or a tree will take the leafs off of your book.

You can take the tree and turn it into paper

You can make money out of paper

Money does grow on trees

Monkeys live in trees

Monkeys can take money from the trees and become rich

Chocolate cake is rich

If you buy the chocolate cake, you will be poor

If it rains it pours

Rein deer can fly

When you write a letter you start out with Dear, [name]

the letter E is the most used letter

E is for cook-E that's alright with me

Me rymes with 3

3 is 1 number

1 and 3, but what are we missing

2

123

One, one sheep two, two sheep ahh ahh ahh ahh three three sheep

Count dracula says that all the time

Dracula is a vampire

The vampire has a poison crossbow

You can use a bow to tie a present

Present steals others weapons

Flint and steel can't steal anything

Any thing... Annie thing

Annie is a movie

Up is another movie

UP also stands for under powered

If you don't charge something, it will become under powered

If a bull charges at you you can duck

Ducks are birds and birds can fly

Penguins can't fly

There is a penguin on northernseas

Northern seas has a lot of water

You can swim in water

Guardians can kill you if you swim in water

So instead, you should swim in lava

Atranach has lots of lava

Campers on atranach are the worst

Campers go to the forest

The forest has trees

Trees have sticks

If you don't stick to your buddyyou will get lost

If you do stick to your buddy, you will be called a teamer

Teamers are noobs

Noobody (get it) likes noobs

Newbodys are babies

Babys are children

Babes are hot

Hot babies are children on fire

Fire is hot

Peppers are hot

Hot peppers are spicy

Salt and pepper are spices

The sea is salty

The C is a pirates favorite letter

Rrrr is also a pirates favorite letter

Tony the tiger says Grrrreat

Tony is a pizza and tigers are scary

So it is a scary pizza

Pizza is delicious

But Hawiian pizza is not

Hawii is an island

Why is there the letter S in island?

saucy starts with s and it is in pizza

Sauce and sausage

Sausage is not spelled saucage because that spells saw cage

If you are in prison you can saw through your cage

But you need to hide your saw in a cake so that you can escape

Chocolate cake is rich so you can sell the cake for bale money

A bale is a dance

A salsa is a dance

You can dip chips in salsa

A dip is also a dance move

If you want to dance you have to move

If you are fighting ice he will freeze you and you cant move

Ice is cold

90 degrees is hot

90 degrees is an angle

You can get a bachelors degree

You can get 3rd degree burns if you touch fire

3rd place is bronze

1st place is gold

Gold is budder

Budder bro is Mario

Sethbling is Mario

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