//-------------------------------------------------------// Will you share a double headed dildo with me? -by cheayhotbeef- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// The question //-------------------------------------------------------// The question "Will you share a double headed dildo with me Twi?" Human said. (Human is the real name) "Ok, you have been a very good friend to me so I will," Twi said. *Character Filler* You I are going to be a good time with the best of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and the rest is history is a very great to have see you in at a time when you I love you so too i I guess I have no idea why I'm not going to be the best of the day before I get a follow from you would be a  even though it has to been a long good for me I was just in case I you can be do it for the first time I in a statement that it would is not a bad thing is that the I it so I could can I you have a lot of more to do with the same thing over and over a month ago and it I love it Ok, this is it, the longest connection to the illuminati ever made... Food is illuminati Food is good Good is not bad Bad is wrong Wrong is not right Right is not left I left the keys in the car Don't leave me Trees have leaves Trees have sticks Slime blocks stick together Slime is Bland and unoriginal Shaymin says everything is bland and unoriginal Macaroni and cheese without cheese is bland The moon is made out if cheese The moon makes werewolves You canonly kill werewolves with a silver bullet If you buy a silver bullet you will nay have enough money to buy a gun Guns won't be added to minecraft Minecraft is fun Minecade is funner than minecraft Funner is not a word Bird is the word Dinosaurs are decendants of birds The T-Rex is a dinosaur The T-Rex is big Big things ate heavy Things are lighter on the moon But the moon only reflects light from the sun So the sun is lighter than the moon But a feather is lighter than the sun Feathers come from chickens Chickens lay eggs Eggs hatch in to chickens But which came first, the chicken or the slime? The slime came first, so it is more original than chicken But SK421 said that slime was unoriginal and bland SK421 is wrong SK421 is not right SK421 is left If S+K=421 then S=118 and K=303 So shaymins name should be 118303421 1+1+8+3+0+3+4+2+1=23 two 3s 33 3s 2 times 333 = 666 What time is it? Adventure time needs to get a watch You watch adventure time You need a watch The watch tells time You need to watch your watch to see the time If you do watch your watch you'll see time fly If you throw your watch out the window you'll also see time fly The Time Fly would be an awesome super hero If you write a comic book about a fly who travels through time, then you would have wasted your time If you don't write a book, then you will left a book If you don't left a book then you wont right a book, just don't leave your book or a tree will take the leafs off of your book. You can take the tree and turn it into paper You can make money out of paper Money does grow on trees Monkeys live in trees Monkeys can take money from the trees and become rich Chocolate cake is rich If you buy the chocolate cake, you will be poor If it rains it pours Rein deer can fly When you write a letter you start out with Dear, [name] the letter E is the most used letter E is for cook-E that's alright with me Me rymes with 3 3 is 1 number 1 and 3, but what are we missing 2 123 One, one sheep two, two sheep ahh ahh ahh ahh three three sheep Count dracula says that all the time Dracula is a vampire The vampire has a poison crossbow You can use a bow to tie a present Present steals others weapons Flint and steel can't steal anything Any thing... Annie thing Annie is a movie Up is another movie UP also stands for under powered If you don't charge something, it will become under powered If a bull charges at you you can duck Ducks are birds and birds can fly Penguins can't fly There is a penguin on northernseas Northern seas has a lot of water You can swim in water Guardians can kill you if you swim in water So instead, you should swim in lava Atranach has lots of lava Campers on atranach are the worst Campers go to the forest The forest has trees Trees have sticks If you don't stick to your buddyyou will get lost If you do stick to your buddy, you will be called a teamer Teamers are noobs Noobody (get it) likes noobs Newbodys are babies Babys are children Babes are hot Hot babies are children on fire Fire is hot Peppers are hot Hot peppers are spicy Salt and pepper are spices The sea is salty The C is a pirates favorite letter Rrrr is also a pirates favorite letter Tony the tiger says Grrrreat Tony is a pizza and tigers are scary So it is a scary pizza Pizza is delicious But Hawiian pizza is not Hawii is an island Why is there the letter S in island? saucy starts with s and it is in pizza Sauce and sausage Sausage is not spelled saucage because that spells saw cage If you are in prison you can saw through your cage But you need to hide your saw in a cake so that you can escape Chocolate cake is rich so you can sell the cake for bale money A bale is a dance A salsa is a dance You can dip chips in salsa A dip is also a dance move If you want to dance you have to move If you are fighting ice he will freeze you and you cant move Ice is cold 90 degrees is hot 90 degrees is an angle You can get a bachelors degree You can get 3rd degree burns if you touch fire 3rd place is bronze 1st place is gold Gold is budder Budder bro is Mario Sethbling is Mario __________________▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄ _______________▄▀▀____▀▀▀▀▄____█ ___________▄▀▀__▀▀▀▀▀▀▄___▀▄___█ __________█▄▄▄▄▄▄_______▀▄__▀▄__█ 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