Help Me...

by MaddyxNiamh SkyexMorgan

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

Dashie can't cope with everyone asking for her help with her little rainbow on the way, She needs help herself!
Pinkie has been working away at the oven to cook cakes and goodies galore for everypony, her problem? She can't cope with her Insomnia with all these requests hot from the oven. She needs help herself!

The others face similar problems, all the while, dealing with real life problems. Help them all!

Chapters

A little taster - Chapter 0.5

A little taster - Chapter 0.5
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Help Me...

A little taster - Chapter 0.5

"Soarin! Can I talk to you?" I screamed to my new husband. I didn't know how to tell him the news. He'd wanted a little filly or colt since we got together. He said it would mean the world to him. But after we had sex, he said he hoped we didn't get a little filly or colt. So should I tell him or not? Too late.

"Hey, Dashie! What is it? You look concerned.." Soarin asked me, "Soarin, would you want to have a filly or colt with me? Because if so I have good news for you," I asked him. He stared me dead in the eye as if I was stupid, as if it was obvious he didn't want it but, turns out, he was just thinking apparently. "Of course I want a little foal with you! You're the best girl I've ever met, after the incident with Spitfire of course..." I knew it, he turned the subject into a completely different one by bringing up his ex-girlfriend, Spitfire. She was training for the wonderbolts race when she hurt her wing which sent her tumbling to the ground. Soarin takes the chance to bring it up whenever he can so that he can get out of anything he doesn't want to carry on. Well this time, we were going to carry on, even if he wanted to stop talking about it.

That was a little taster of the Rainbow side of things. Next is the Pinkie side of things as Pinkie and Dash are going to be the main focus of this fanfiction.

Gotta run! Gotta run! I haven't had sleep in over a week but I was still making cupcakes by the dozen! I stayed up all night to make cakes last week and I loved it, ever since then I haven't slept for a second! If anyone was going to make me sleep, they would have to drug me! Now, if only there was a drug to make you bake faster, I would LOVE that! Hey, did you hear? Rainbow had sex with Soarin! She was all "OH SOARIN!" and he was all "OH DASHIE!" It was very awkward cos I was delivering their anniversary cake when I heard them. It was all BANG! BANG! No mercy when those two are together! OH NO, RAINBOW AND SOARIN ARE THE SEX COUPLE, THEY COULD SQUASH PEOPLE BY THE DOZEN WITH THEIR NOISES ALONE!!