Letters of a Disgruntled Princess for Disgruntled Ponies

Alright Pink One,

Explain some things to me. You are the element of ~~honesty~~laughter, right? So why is it that when another friend wants to go off playing, instead of some dumb friendship lesson, you take it as an opportunity to hurt another subject of my kingdom?

I mean seriously, a griffin!? It’s obvious they could kick your ass in a war, they’re so violent, so you must be as white in the head as that dumb alter ego of yours.

Happy nuclear fallout.

Luna