Man Meets... Pony?

I will add a picture of the bright light that happened when the weapon went off automatically.

February 13, 2016

Unknown, Unknown

6:00-9:00

"Ugh my head",Jorge complained, "Where the hell am I"

But the only response he got was 'its alive' and got bucked in the face.

"OW, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FOR!?!"

But this time the answer he got this time was a bit calmer but still scared was,"Who are you, what are you, and why are you in my basement?"

"What do you mean, I'm Jorge H. Nagorski, I'm a human, what do you mean your basement, I'm in my La..." Jorge was now able to open his eyes to meet a purplish figure, "Who are you?"

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, star pupil of Princess Celestia?" said the purple figure.

When the figure finished, Jorge's eyesight came back, he then realized he was talking to a pony, a unicorn he might add.

"HOLY SHIT", came another voice, it was the sergeant.

"IT TALKS", yet another said this time it was one of the two scientists, visibly shaking.

"wha- where are we" asked one of the few guards that protect Jorge.

"What the hay is with all the noise Twil-"