A little Cheese Pie story

by Xiutik

Rating: everyone
Tags: Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Original Character, Cheese Sandwich, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie
Length: 4210

Cheese is back to ponyville to plan one more party, but he's sure he's gotta stay with the right one.

"Daddy, could you tell us the story of how mother fell in love with you?" Little Honey insisted, untill her father gave up.

"Fine, sit down you two because this is a cheesy story" Cheese Sandwich said, and Pinkie, his wife, walked closer.

"Shut up and listen, kids, I love this story" Pinkie said, sitting in the middle of the two kids.

Published 2015-06-09 23:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-06 02:32:22 UTC

Hello Pinks

Author's Note

First of all, I want to tell you that this story is not the classical version of the characters, neither in eq version, actually, this is how they would look as humans, and the ages are changed too, Cheese is 25 and Pinkie 23 years old. Oh, and also I promised a friend to add other ships to this story, so I’ll add ships to five of the mane six, but not Rarity, because Spike is younger here, and I don’t like to ship her with other characters that are not Spike. And this story is written in Cheese’s mind.

Hello Pinks

A soft song started playing, and I opened my eyes, it was 6 o’clock and the birds were already singing, it was a beautiful dream, why did I wake up?! Pinkie was there, and we had a date, but no, find her was just a coincidence, after all, it was just a business trip, working in a premiere party planning industry was my whole life dream… almost whole, actually, now I think so, thanks to her I started planning parties.

Not a single day I stopped thinking about her, no matter she was younger, no matter if I’ll never see her again, I just couldn’t stop. My boss was calling, maybe I had another party to plan, he always leaves me the bests. He said that my next party was again in Ponyville, this was the best opportunity! Now I had an excuse to see her again. I went to the airport in less than two hours since my boss called, I’ve never been someone who takes a long time preparing for trips.

When I was finally there, I noticed I was starving, so I just went to the first place I saw they had food, it was a kind of bakery made of candies, so I just entered to the building and rang the bell so they could attend me, I heard a familiar voice…

“I’m going, just a second” It was the sweetest voice in the happiest tone, Pinkie Pie’s voice.

“Hey… you look…familiar… WAIT A SECOND, YOU ARE CHEESE SANDWICH!” She was screaming in my ear.

“Um… hello Pinkie…” That was all I could say.

She hugged me in the warmest way I’ve ever felt. She seemed to be glad for seeing me again, and I was glad too, so I hugged her back, we only stopped when I heard another voice saying.

“Pinkie, maybe he’s an old friend, but humans need to breathe.” It was Rainbow’s voice, she is always interrupting the best moments I have with Pinkie.

“Oh come on Rainbow, you always come in the best moments I have with Cheese-“ ‘I can’t believe it, it seems like if she reads my mind’ “and not to mention that you are always steeling the cupcakes!”

“oh yeah, mister cake told me to pay for them, so here it is, all the money in a giant bag.”

“well, thank you.”

“and now, I need to leave, I’m going to the park to meet there Soarin. “

She leaved, and thanks god, because she was driving me crazier than normal.

“And, what brings you here, Cheese?”

“Oh yeah, it seems to be another party here, are you planning a party?”

“Um no… it must be the party Bic Macintosh is throwing for Apple Jack…. Tomorrow is her birthday.”

“And, what do you recommend me to buy?”

“Well, this cheese pie, I just cooked it this morning” I giggled.

“Do you understand…? Cheese-Pie… Cheese Sandwich-Pinkie Pie, it is a combination of our names… “ I now it was a terrible joke, but I needed to say it.

“Hahahahaha!!! It is true! Here you have, taste it” she gave me an enormous piece, but when I tasted it, I wished she gave me more “so…? What do you think? Do you like it?”

“No. I don’t like it. I LOVE IT!!!!”

She hugged me, again, I almost forget I was there for a party, but I had time, so I just enjoyed the moment. She suddenly started talking again.

"Cheesie, Do you like to play videogames?" What a question, everybody likes videogames, but anyways, maybe she don't know that.

"Yes Pinkie, what kind of videogames?"

"Um... I dunno, I have a lot of them" 'How many could she have?' I just roded her back with my arm and she rested her head in my chest.

"Anyways, do you want to play?" She carried me upstairs to her room. It was a giant circular room, that was all covered with pictures of her friends and family.

"so, what games, again, do you have?" I really wanted to know what she used to play.

"um... I have halo, assassins creed..." Ready, she had my two favorite games, now I knew what kind of girl she was, and I liked it.

"say no more, we will play halo, and maybe... we could eat that cheesepie that seemed so good" I was still hungry, after all, everything happened so fast that I couldn't eat.

"Oh! it's true, I'm so sorry, wait here and I'll get you food" She ran out of her room leaving me alone.

I started to walk arround her room, and I found her desk. She had some drawings, pictures, letters... but something called my atention even more... It was a picture, but that was roded with a red heart, and it was a picture of... "oh stitlon" It was me. I was so worried about the picture that I didn't notice that she was already there...

" Cheese, what are you looking at?" She sounded worried, but I kept thet picture on my pant bag and tried to forget it.

"Oh um... yeah, just photos you have here...nothing important" I needed to think about it,but she had a pie on her hands, and I really wanted to play, so she turned on the black console and we started eating an playing.

After two hours of playing she fell asleep on me, so I just turned off the console and let her sleep, maybe like that I could think on what I saw. hi theree cheesie, how have you been... oh poor little boy... pinkie will never love you... don't dream you dwarf... now you are grown you are a skinny boy... she likes strong men...not little boys.

"AAAHHHHHH" I finally woke up, it was the worse nightmare I ever had.

"What´s up cheesie? are you ok?" She hugged me as a protective mother, poor Pinkie, she looked so pretty sleeping.

The Magic of Chaos

There I was, laying next to Pinkie, her hair smelled like bubblegum and strawberry syrup, and her soft skin was the best feeling, I never thought I could get to those extreemes, but I was hugging her, and she was just there, next to me. I was almost going to sleep when she holded my hand and said.

"Cheese, are you awake?"

"yes Pinks, what is it?" She pulled my arm even more, as if she wanted me to hold her harder.

"Can you tell me... why did you call me sweetheart?" There it goes, I thought she would forget that detail, but maybe I could fix it before it turns worse.

"Well, I've told you I call friends like that, but we both now it is not true" I smelled her hair "The truth is... that it was an accident, but maybe you would... wish to... go out tomorrow?" She carried my hand to her chest, her heart was bumping peacefully.

"Oh Cheesie... I would love to" saying that she fell asleep, and so I did.

The next morning I opened my eyes and I found such a beautiful girl at my side, with a little smile in her face, but her eyes were still closed, everything happened so fast and now I couldn't belve it, the console was there, and so the games we played, I needed to think in some place I could take her today, and maybe the park could be a good idea. She rolled her head to my direction and opened her eyes.

"Good morning beautiful" I said with the intention of making her laugh.

She giggled "Hi skinny boy" Did.. Did she call me skinny boy?

"Uh Pinkie, can you just... not call me like that?" Oh that word brought me to worst memories, of my past in Manhattan. Her smile disappeared, and she asked worried.

"Sorry Cheesie, but what's wrong?" I didn't want to answer, but her eyes... it was imposible to say no, just as yesterday.

"I'll tell you at the park, so we better hurry" She went out of bed and got into the bathroom, so I got out too, and changed my clothes while she was inside. When she got out we, two had clothes so we went downstairs to take brakefast.

There were the Cakes with their son and daughter, wich were just little babies. The breakfast was ready and Pinkie said.

"Mornin' did you sleep well?" Mr. Cakes smiled and said "sure sweetie, and you?"

"Sure we did" She sat in a chair next to Mrs. Cake, and I sat next to Pinkie.

Mrs. Cake handed me a plate with a cheese sandwich in it 'hmn...I think I´m not the only one who thinks this is funny' I giggled, and so Pinkie did "hey Cheesie" she said "you are such a hannibal" Another reason I liked her was her sense of humor.

"So then I will eat as a hannibal eats" saying that we all started to eat peacefully, it was a beautiful morning.

When we finished our sandwiches I said goodbye to the Cakes and took Pinkie to the park, we sat on a chair next to the font and she said.

"Cheese, now can you tell me, why do you act like that when I say skinny boy?" She seemed worried, but maybe it was time to tell her.

"Well, Pinkie, as I told you the last time I was here, I ran from home when I was too young. The reason why I ran is because some other boys called me like that, an well, other problems. The thing is, that I don't like to remember anything about my past in Manhattan, so that's why terrible memories come to me when I hear anyone saying skinny boy" She looked right to my eyes and said.

"oh Cheesie, I had no idea, I'm so sorry" Tears started appearing in her beautiful and sparckling blue eyes.

"b-but Pinkie, dear, don't cry, it's okay, you didn't know, and I really enjoy traveling" Her worried face soon was transformed into a beautiful smile, and she asked me.

"tell me, Cheesie, what is your favorite part of traveling?" Che came closer so me, an I roded her back with one of my arms.

"Well, I've allways said that friends and food are the best thing of traveling" She turned her head again, and now we were face to face "But, I've allways been afraid that some day, any friend could become more than a... Friend. The worst thing now Pinkie... Is that I think my fears are becoming... Reallity"

"what do y..." In that moment, Pinkie was interrupted by the same feeling I had, I felt how a large, thin, and cold hand pushed my head against Pinkie's. Our lips touched and soon that lip-bump turned into a real kiss, a few seconds later (we were still kissing) a misterious and sarcastic voice started talking.

"now, kiss" that was a terrible voice, cold and cruel, at the same time humorous, but sarcastic voice, as if it belong to the mere chaos. He stoped pushing and Pinkie and I stop kissing. I turned my head to see a cruel face that smiled chaoticly, I don't know yet what was what I felt, but it was like if I was in front of a monster, with a huge power. He was dressed like a misterious, but ellegant man, he wore a light brown tuxedo, and gloves, but each of them were of a different color, just as his shoes, he was wearing a hat that had two horns, that were also different, noting in him was correct.

"Discord, what are you doing here?!" Said Pinkie, that seemed as if she had seen him before.

"oh Pinkie, I was just taking a ride with Fluttershy, when suddenly I found one of my friends having a date, so I told Flutter to buy some ice creams while I said hi, nothing more than that."

"Flutters?! You came here with her?!" I had no idea who was this man, but i just let Pinkie deal with him.

"Well, yes of course, she must be in her way now, at least she is the only one who doesn't think I am still a villian" Aha! so he was a villian.

In that moment, i saw how a sweet girl came from the distance with two ice creams, one in each hand, she must be Fluttershy, but, why such a kind girl like her would be dating with someone like Discord?! He also saw her and called so she noticed where he was.

"Flutter, dear, we are here!" she finally arrived to the font and said "Oh hi Pinkie, Hi Cheese, I didn't saw you before" She handed one of the ice creams to Discord and then hugged him with her now free hand.

"Hi Fluttershy! Do you know anything about Apple's party?" Pinkie Pie was the only one who remember why was I there in Ponyville since the begining, or at least, I didn't.

"oh yeah, it is tomorrow, so, I think you Cheese, have enough free time today" In that moment, Discord's smile grew bigger, and said.

"So... Cheese? we did't present ourselves before, please, let me introduce my self" he extended his large hand in my direction "I am Discord, spirit of chaos, nice to meet you" So the he was chaotic after all, I took his hand and shaked it while I said.

"Nice to meet you too, I am Cheese Sandwich, premiere party planner" I didn't feel confortable saying that next to Pinkie, but if he added something like spirit of chaos, why not should I add a title too?

Author's Note

Sorry by the late chapter, but I had some imagination problems. Anyways, the hiatus is now over and I´ll be writing more often. Also, this is the first chapter in where I introduce discord, but don´t worry, he deserves the tag as a principal character. You´ll notice while I continue... :trixieshiftright:

From Pinkie´s eyes

Author's Note

As you may notice by the title, this chapter is written in Pinkie's mind. And, why? Well, because it's difficult to know how does a man think all the time, oh, and also I thought this could be funny, enjoy! (And please comment something, anything, I just want to read comments)
:pinkiehappy:

From Pinkie´s eyes

"Nice to meet you too, I am Cheese Sandwich, premiere party planner" Cheese Sandwich seemed relaxed, but nervous at the same time, as if he wanted to hide his fear. I smiled to him, and Flutters whispered something in my ear.

"Pinkie, are you dating him?" Wh-what?! of course I wasn't... Or was I? I left Cheese and Discord talking alone while I carried Flutters to a tree that was a few steps away, but far enough so Cheese couldn't hear.

"so?" When did that shy friend of mine transform into this?! Okay Pinkie, relax, cookies!, no, wait, concentrate... Oh yeah, Flutters "Uhm... no I guess, he's just here for the party... Why?"

Fluttershy was a little sneaky, why?! "So, are you 100% sure you are NOT dating" She said, she already knew the answer, so why did she have to be so cruel?! "First of all, what is your deffinition of 'dating'?" I asked, trying to distract her, oh if she could just distract easyly...

"Well, umm... I guess..." I stopped listening to her, in that moment Rainbow Dash and Soarin came next to us "Hello girls... is everything okay?" Rainbow Dash asked, when did everyone become so curious?!

"YES... yes, everything okay, but this little friend of yours" I said, pointing Fluttershy out "can't stop asking questions" Save me! please! Save me I tried to say, of course she got my signs and said "Fluttershy! want to know about the story of the pig that learnt to fly?..." as she carried her away. Soarin followed them... oh, I'm so happy for those two... what was I in now... oh yeah! Cheese!

I walked next to Discord and Cheese, they were talking of how Discord made cotton candy clouds... oh I remember that... "Hey guys, everything fine?" I asked. Discord stared around looking for something "And where is Flutty?" He asked finally... since when does he call her flutty, anyways? "Oh, Rainbow Dash is telling her a story... I guess" Discord put his hat on "Well, I must look for her" He said as he leaved me and Cheese alone.

"So... do you want to get started...?" He said, a little distracted. "About that... the kiss, I... I just hope it doesn't ruin our friendship..." He said in an apology tone. "Of course it won't ruin our friendship! Come on, we have a party to plan!" I said, to clear out that everything was okay. We started our way back to the bakery, and the walk was surprisingly silent. I wonder what is he thinking... I better ask. "Cheese, what are you thinking about?" He turned around and stared directly to my eyes, he had a sad focused look, I've never seen him so serious, after what seemed to be minutes he turned to the ground and said "I was just thinking about you and I... I mean, I just met you, and you are letting me sleep in your room, take breakfast with you, take you to dates... but before this day, we didn't know anything about each other... Don't you feel a little curious?" After all, it is a little weird to think that way. "Well, I already know you left Manhattan, that you are a traveler and an awesome friend, what do you know about me?" "Everything" he said in a mysterious way, but how could he? "I know everything about you, because I grew up admiring you, I traveled all around the country, with the only memory of a beautiful girl throwing a party, by the time, I noticed everyone all around the country knew your name Oh yes, Pinkie the party thrower; Yes I think she is friends with the princess; Oh, I remember she's some sort of element of laughter, She and her friends have saved the world plenty of times. They all talked about how awesome you and your friends are, and you became my idol, my inspiration. My reason for keep going."

Silence, that was my answer... how... how can someone admire me so much? "Cheese, don't put yourself so down, you are awesome too, remember Boneless, he was turned into a magic key that gave us the power to defeat Tirek, just imagine if you didn't give it to me, the world would be doomed! and you are the best party thrower I know..." I tried to explain "And... I... and I love you" I finally managed to say... it's not like I was lieing, it was true, I came to love him harder, not to mention faster, than any crush I've fallen before.

We got into Sugarcube Corner and went upstairs, none of us was in the mood for planning parties, but we had to "I love you too." He said, taking seat in a chair of my desk. "Want to get started?" I asked, I don't know what the hell to think... Ohhh!!!, suddenly and idea came to my mind, what if I show him my secret basement where I keep my party supplies? He'll love it!

A party and a good end

Pinkie showed me her secret basement, and I wasn't feeling that sad anymore, actually, being there was extreemly cheerful.
"Pinkie! This is amazing, everything we need is right here!" I said.
"Thanks Cheesy, but right now, we have a party to plan!" Pinke answered.
We planned the best party I have ever thrown, it was amazing. Not even Rainbow Dash's birthaversary got to be that epic. And I'll have to be honest, it was not because of the person it was thrown for, but actually beacuse Pinkie and I enjoyed each others company.
"Pinkie, I know this is a little rushed but... Do you want to be my girlfriend?" I said, and I could swear that by that moment I was as red as a tomato.

"Oh Cheese, I'll be thrilled to be your girlfriend" Rarity interrupted Cheese's narration.
"That's not what I said, and please, let Cheese finish this story" Pinkie asked, and Rarity stood in silence.
"You can continue, Cheese" Rainbow Dash indicated.

"Of course I'll be your girlfriend" Pinkie said, and I finally, after more I would have liked to , I kissed her.
And that is-

"How you met Mommy!" Honey Sandwich said, Pinkie Pie's and Cheese Sandwich's daughter.
She was a six year old girl, with reddish brown curls.
"No silly, that's how they got together, they met when they were just kids!" S'more Sandwich told to his little sister. He was a twelve year old boy, as tall and skinny as his father at his age, but because of his grayish hair, some would think he was Maud Pie's son.
"Will i ever finish this story?" Cheese said, taking his son's head and sitting it in his chest.
"I guess you won't" Pinkie Pie said, passing her hand through her daughter's puffy hair.

And everybody in the room giggled as the Christmas evening fell and they enjoyed themselves. Nothing could be more perfect.
The end

Author's Note

I was suposed to upload this chapter before christmas, but I forgot to.
Anyways, I hope you liked the story, this is the end of it, and yes, Hony and S'more are my next gen headcanon.

Meeting the Cakes

Her hug calmed me in a lot of ways, but that voice in my dream was driving me crazy. Pinkie started talking, and thanks god, I couldn't stand the silence in her room.

"Cheese, do you want to spend the night here?" She saw me with her big blue eyes, it was difficult to say no to those eyes.

"Well, just if is there no problem with your... boss?" I really didn't know the rellationship she had with the owners of the bakery.

"Oh! You mean the Cakes... They must be already back... So then let's ask them!"

"But Pinkie, it's three in the morning, i don't think they would like to wake up with an stranger in their home"

"Oh nothing about that, they are not sleeping, they use to sleep very late... And listen, they are still baking tomorrow's cupcakes to sell" She put her hand in my shoulder while she was trying to convince me. I was nervous, but I didn't want to dissapoint her, after all, this is what I wanted since the begining.

We turned on the light and went stairs down to the kitchen, it was true, they were still baking, and Pinkie started talking, as she always does.

"Hey! I'm glad you are back, was it a nice trip? do you enjoyed? how the wedding was? they liked the cake?" Oh no, they just came from a trip, she was still holding my hand, and Mister Cake saw me there, standing back to Pinkie.

"thank you Pinkie, it was a nice trip, but tell me, who is this little friend of yours?" It was my turn to talk, so I step in front and cleared my throat.

"Um... Good night Mr. and Mrs. Cake, I am Cheese Sandwich, nice to meet you" I rased my hand in wait for the shake, he stood there a second and smiled while he shaked my hand.

"Well, a good friend is always welcome" Pinkie's eyes shined brighter, she knew it was time to ask.

"Umm... Mr. Cake... He came from another city... far from here... and I was wondering... If he could stay this night here" Mrs. Cake's eyes opened wider.

"I think there's no problem, but try not to get really crazy" Mrs. Cake said and and smiled pervertedly, I clearly bushed, but Pinkie giggled.

"Of course not! Good night, see you tomorrow" Pinkie said that and carried me from the hand to her room again.

Back to her room I asked to her "And sweetheart... where am I supposed to sleep?"

She looked right in my eyes without her normal smile and said "sweetheart?!"

Then I noticed I have gone too far, but it was late now, the word was already said, and my blush just got stronger. "...Yes... that's how I call... good friends and pretty ladies" 'Great cheese' I thought 'keep saying things like this and you will screw up everything'