Pinkie Pie: Diapers Means Longer Partying
Chapter 1: Setting Up A Party
About one month ago Princess Twilight announced to the world that she was pregnant with her husband, Flash Sentry’s, foal. Pinkie, one week ago, began to plan for a party to congratulate Twilight for being pregnant for a whole month. Pinkie, known for her parties, was aware that all eyes were to be focused on that foal when it was finally born. She needed to throw, as she called it, "the bestest party ever." Each month she will throw a bigger and better party until, on the day when that foal is born, she will throw the biggest party. Her first party will include a few of Twilight's closest friends as well as a small gathering of locals from around Ponyville.
Pinkie had begun to set up the party, tossing streamers here and there, too and fro. Balloons in many colours were blown, some of them were hues of blue, some hues of red, some hues of yellow, some hues of purple, some hues of orange, and some hues of green. Confetti was blasted in this corner and that corner, on the ceiling and on the floor.
A table was lain with cupcakes, muffins, chips, and sandwiches. Some cupcakes were chocolate, some were vanila. some even had several strange and new fruit flavours, one had bacon flavour and some were even made using coffee cake. Some of the sandwiches had a lot of vegetables, some with bacon, and others were just peanut butter and jelly.
“I better sample these before Cheese arrives with the pizzas.” Pinkie then began to sample each and then proceeded to pour the perfect amount of lemon into a pitcher of water balancing it out with an absolutely splendid amount of sugar. The juice from the lemon that was remaining was mixed with juice from oranges, A pineapple had it’s juice extracted and implemented into the mixture. Berries were ground into a juicy pulp and blended well into the mixture. Pinkie stirred the blend, took a long sip, and gave a hum of approval.
Cheese Sandwich, the cheese coloured stallion with a wild brown mane similar to Pinkie’s, arrived with over 19 extra-large pizzas. six were cheese, another six were pepperoni, six were vegatable and the last one was a special pizza exclusively for Twilight and Flash Sentry. The rare, but extremely sought after, bacon and pineapple pizza.
“Some green madam obsessed with ‘hands’ needs me to deliver some pizzas that her and another require. I will be back in about an hour.”
“Thanks for the pizzas, Cheesy. My Friends will love these along with all the pastries,” exclaimed Pinkie before realising she needed to excuse herself to make a visit to the bathroom, “Alright, I’ll see you soon, do be quick, but not too quick, I still have to visit my...personal bakery.”
Quickly, she ran to the bathroom as Cheese walked out of the building. She sat down and attempted to begin the process of using the toilet. She pushed and strained, unable to make use of the public-made, wood-seated, and porcelain-based toilet. “Golly, this toilet is making it a tad difficult to go.” She continued the attempt but couldn't go.
“Golly-gee it felt like I just had those 19 extra larges, although I heard vegetable pizza is good for the digestive process, however the cheese outways the vegetables. I once remembered Cheese Sandwich taking that many pizzas home; although they were all cheese, just like his name. He had pizza all day for several days in a row. He didn’t have this sort of blockage since then, but had enough to write a song about it. Gee, I never would have guessed I’d mirror his struggle, I am in a bathroom straining and straining it feels like constipation and I need my bowels evacuated.”
She gave up the struggle and began to pace. talking to herself.“Oh I don’t want to get behind on the party planning, yet I really need my bowels evacuated.” She noticed something curious stored in a cabinet below the sink. “Ooooooor, I could have been feeling down but, I found something that could potentially help me.” Her curiosity and need for something to help was growing more and more as she took pace around the toilet and sink. Her curiosity peaked upon hearing her hum of a song that Cheese always sang while in the bathroom doing his ‘removal’. Pinkie thought: “It sure is ‘A complicated Song’ just like it’s name.”
She took a look and saw the sought-after prize and hopefully help was a pack of diapers. Curious Pinkie thought “hey, the twins I babysit wear these and I’m all alone. I’m curious what it feels like to wear one.” Pinkie looked in the pack and saw an extremely absorbent and puffy pink one with cyan tapes on the side. Slipping it on she exclaimed, “Oh my Celestia! Wearing these means I can party longer. Not only that, but I don’t have to worry about getting behind, hehehe, with this party setup. However what will my friends think? I know this is unusual, yet I want to party for as long a possible without having to worry about the potential constipation. What if we wore something in the party?”
Thinking for a while Pinkie remembered that her friends had dresses that they could wear but would it be enough? That won’t do for this party, it’s quite casual. I could picture Flash Sentry sitting next to Twilight wearing one. I know he is such a klutz. One day he spilt an entire glass of hot chocolate on Twilight. What if he needs something to prevent another accident… Focus on the moment Pinkie, How can I convince my friends to accept this? I’ll need help for this. I know Cheese Sandwich used flatulence in public, at one point. Luckily he was in the forest. His poop was on the floor of the forest. I wonder how he was able to convince ponies it wasn’t him. (oops I farted again by weird al) I think I remember something about depends, but that could have been another pony.”
Pinkie was in thought for a few more seconds. “I should totally have that weird, allllll… Cheese Sandwhich help me. He knows a thing or two about “complicated situations where he just keeps farting again. Surely he knows something about these normalizing diaper wearing. I do hope he gets back soon it’s been an hour and I still have much to do, we still need to sample food, more banners, we need to pick out several games to play. Oh, I do so love the feel of these diapers but need his help in making it so I can maximize the amount of partying I can do.”
