A Stinky Problem
Pirates v.s. Princesses
Previous ChapterNext ChapterPinkie soon arrived, running into the Sugarcube Corner with the very familiar foul smell coming from Biscoito.
“Eh eh, Biscoito? Can you play quietly around with the Pound and Pumpkin?” Pinkie says to Biscoito, eager to get another diaper and the necessary supplies to change Pumpkin
“Alwighty!”
“I'll be back, it won’t take long!” Pinkie ran out to grab the things she needed.
Meanwhile Biscoito was happily playing a “make-believe” game of pirates and princesses with Pound and Pumpkin and they were having fun . Pinkie Pie came in with the things to change Biscoito and saw how much they enjoyed the game.
“Hey! Are you playing pirates and princesses? Can I play too?!” Pinkie Pie asked, making her eyes like that of a puppy dog.
“YES!” Biscoito responded cheerfully and immediately to Pinkie Pie.
“YAY! Thank you! But before we begin, it seems like we have a little princess here that needs a diaper change right now!” Pinkie Pie said, plugging her nose.
“Hihihi! Twue! Pwincesses have to be vewy pewfumed.” Pumpkin Cake teased.
After an incredibly fast change, Pinkie Pie joined the foals’ game, and then they all started playing together:
Once upon a time, in a time when pirates and princesses lived in an eternal conflict, there were two beautiful princesses called Pumpkin Daisy and Little Biscuit. They lived peacefully in a castle. One day, while the princesses were playing in their castle, a gang of pirates came in and invaded the castle. Led by Pound The Terrible and the frightening Hookious Pie, the pirates kidnapped the two princesses, taking them to a giant ship.
After navigating for hours to, all were already on the open sea and with no sign of civilization. As they were tied in the ship's mast, the two princesses heard the pirates conversation, and it seems they were planning to make the princesses walk the plank, when the ship arrived at one spot.
That's when Little Biscuit had a brilliant idea! Little Biscuit told Pumpkin Daisy to untie the rope with her magic in order to escape and navigate back to the castle, where they could live in peace once again. Luckily, the two pirates decided to take a nap, so Pumpkin Daisy began to untie the ropes carefully.
Once freed, the princesses slowly made their way to the helm. But when they spotted a little alligator on board on the ship they screamed, waking the pirates.
“Ho Ho! What is it, huh? Huh? said Hookious Pie, Ah! ... It seems we have two little pests trying to get away! Ho! Ho! You are a faithful companion, Gummaldo..”
“You won’t catch us again Hwookius Pie!” said Little Biscuit.
“Ho! That’s what you think!” Hookius Pie chuckled, “Pound The Terrible, attack!”
And the decisive battle between the princesses and pirates started! The pirates were already very experienced, and knew very well how to use swords. And, they had a secret weapon with them: Pound the Terrible, and his ability to fly.
The princesses weren’t at all experienced, but they had one secret weapon with them too, their magic!
So Pound the Terrible began to strike Pumpkin Daisy and she alone used her own magic to get better with the sword, which worked vey well, seeing asPumpkin Daisy managed to defeat PoundThe Terrible in a duel!
Meanwhile, Hookious Pie and Little Biscuit battled each other. Hookious Pie proving to be an experienced sword fighter, played with Little Biscuit by attacking the sword in the legs of Little Biscuit, making her dance to dodge.
But Hookius Pie didn’t have the wisdom of Little Biscuit! So while Hookious Pie was distracted by Little Biscuit’s dance, she, in an act of wisdom, attacked her sword in a lot of barrels, making them fall onto Hookious Pie.
Hookious Pie couldn’t even get up when Little Biscuit pointed the sword at her.
“I won! Little Biscuit cheered. “But as I am a gwood wittle pwincess, I will gwant you mwercy. Now weave us alone and take us back to our castle!”
On the way back to the castle, the pirates began to cry.
“What is it?” Little Biscuit asked the two pirates. “Why you two awe cwying?”
“Ho! We are bad pirates! ” Hookius Pie said sadly.
“Hey! You awen’t! You only nweed to twain a wittle more.” Little Biscuit replied
“Ho. Do you really think so?” Hookius Pie asked.
“Yup! You became piwates wecently ,right?” Little Biscuit asked, Hookius Pie nodded “Then we can help you!"
“Ho Ho Ho! Thank you so much little princess!” Hookius Pie said happily “Look, would you mind if we lived inyour castle too?! Ho?!”
“Of cwourse not! Mwake youwself comfwotable!” Little Biscuit
“YAY! Ho! Ho!” The two pirates shouted together.
The princesses helped the pirates become better ponies, and the pirates rewared the princesses, by letting them travel around the world with them. And together, they lived happily ever after.
“Hahaha! Hahaha! How fun! I loved the pwaying Pwinkie!” Biscoito said with a giggle
“Hahaha, so did I, Biscoito!” Pinkie Pie said cheerfully “And Pound and Pumpkin also loved it, isn’t that right?”
“YAY!” Pound and Pumpkin cheered.
“sniff. sniff. And it looks like a little princess needs a diaper change again.” Pinkie Pie sighed.
“Hihihi!” Biscoito giggled. Pinkie changed Biscoito’s diaper in the blink of an eye.
“There there, my fluffy filly! Now who's up for a hug?!” Pinkie Pie asked.
“Me!” The three foals cheered.
And in an attack on Pinkie Pie, the ponies end up knocking Pinkie Pie to the ground with a big hug!
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