Scott pilgrim's pony little life

It was a nice day in Toronto Canada, and Scott pilgrim was walking around with ramona flowers. "So" Scott started. You wanna hear about my adventure in a world with talking rainbow coloured ponies"

Scott pilgrim

Age:25

Rating:still awesome

"Sure" replied ramona. "Go ahead"

ramona flowers

Age:25

Rating: better than Scott

"So there was a pony thing with a horn and wings an--" Scott got cut off by ramona.

"Scott did you date it. Isn't that like, you know" Scott quickly replied with this. "No no no god no, why?"

"Oh it's just that the title of the chapter" said ramona.

"The chapter title is only a reference. Relax" replied Scott. "Now we're was I. oh yeah"

OH YEAH

twilight sparkle was researching the best fighters in the universe. she had to decide between he-man or Scott pilgrim. like a smart person she picked Scott. "spike give me the spell book on how to get a human in to equestria" twilight said.

twilight sparkle

age:unknown

rating:egg head

twilight then brought Scott pilgrim in to the pony world. "wha- where am I?" Scott said while he was still half asleep. "it's six in the morning"

"no Scott its 3 pm" replied twilight.

"crap I'm six hours late for work" said Scott about to get up then suddenly he saw twilight,and he screamed "what the! why am I here"

"you in eqestri-" Scott didn't understand anything the talking horse was saying, he was drifting off in to his mind. "-and defeat and kill the seven evil ponies. you got that" twilight finished. "Scott?"

Scott replied with.."waffle"

an hour later

Twilight has finished explaining the reason he was here. "So" Scott started. "Dose that mean I have to kill you seven evil used to be friends ponies?"

"Yes you do" said twilight still tired from explaining.

"Where do I start?" Scott said while drinking a cup of pony coffee.

"Applejack" twilight replied. "Defeat her, and there will be a second fanfic where you fight the second evil pony"

"Uh twilight" said Scott. "Are you finished.because the chapter is finished"

chapter over