Special thanks to TheShadowOfZama for co-writing and helping me with this story.

I've heard the rumors. Rumors of people disappearing during conventions after they have met with a shady merchant, who happened to sell the one item to make their costume complete.

I, being a complete Idiot, disregarded those rumors...

Now I'm stuck in pony land as the one I cosplayed as and I'm boiling for revenge.

I no longer know my true, original name, ever since getting stoned, but I no longer care for it.

I am Metal Face, and those two maggots who call themselves princesses will pay dearly for what they've done!

Even if I have to rip through thousands of lives to get at them!

Warning: Massive spoilers for Xenoblade Chronicles are going to be present here. If you haven't played through the majority of the game, or watched a lets play of it, and don't want to be spoiled, turn back now!

Speaking of Xenoblade, I felt that is was one game that never got enough love on this sight. I also wanted to try putting in a... unique twist, albeit not very big as it's mostly for backstory, but still.

This fic will be edited as best as possible in Google Docs, as I don't own word processor software.