Stephano Visits Equestria.

Vision came back slowly. Though pain came way quicker. Stephano was unconscious, but could feel himself leaking into reality. His sight was bombarded by pure light. His blurred vision became the peek condition eye sight he always had. He was laying on grass. He stood up and looked around. His hat was protection against the sun as he checked his surroundings. A grassy field. It was very calm and the Status and Cumulus clouds was white and moving west. A very calm setting with fresh air. It was to orgasmic for Stephano. He clearly wasn't ready for this awesome feeling. To breath air this fresh and cool. Then the migraine in his head reminded him of pain.

"Ahg! Zis damn headache is going to be ze death of me. I zwear it will." Stephano spoke as he began to rub his temples, but found a sharp object poking out of his skull. His eyes went to the center of his forehead to see a horn emitting from it. He felt the tip of his horn, but quickly retracted it as it felt....Sexual. " I have a dick on the top of my head... Oh wait that's a horn. Kinky" He said as he decided to check the rest of his body for any kind other weird changes. After five minuets of scanning his body he was able to come with a fully accurate report. He is a Pegacorn(Pegasus and Unicorn combined) that resembles a pony from "My Little Pony". He was in hell to precise. He then heard a twig snap. His head then made a sharp turn to face the source of sound. It was a wolf like creature, though this wolf was made out of wood just a couple of yards away from him.

"A battle already? I mean if you wanna die, sure." Stephano said grabbing his sword that was half an inch away from him. He picked it up in his mouth ready for combat that seemed inevitable. He wouldn't want it any other way. Time stood still as they broke out to a full sprint towards each other. The edge of Stephano's blade began to glow as he  moved to the side as they was within breath smelling range. The unsuspecting wolf went in half as he opened his mouth greedy fora meal, made him meet his demise. It's half's remained motionless as it was dead. "Don't fuck with ze Golden G." He turned around and placed the sword on the ground. He was confused on how to sheath his bronze blade. He couldn't just have it in his mouth (pause) all the time. That and he knew he could use his horn to magic something up and attach it to his back, but he didn't know how. He shrugged and picked up his saber (Without the fancy handle) with his mouth and went the opposite way of the dead wood wolf.

Stephano was marching back and forth his sword. He found a village and wasn't sure whether or not they had swords and what not. My Little Pony was supposed to be for kids right? Kids shouldn't watch horses with weapons. Then again... He shook it off and stared at his sword.  He stared at it for a long time before closed his eyes. He focused his mind towards his horn. It then began to glow a faint gold color. Then sword than began to lift and slowly float towards Stephano's back. Once that was done he opened his eyes then collapsed. His migraine felt like his mind was being torn apart. He slowly got back to his hooves and began to stagger inside the village. He probably should've just held the damn sword in his mouth. His vision began to blur as his horn began to throb with pain. He wandered around and was aware of some ponies looking at him. Hopefully one of them would just help him out. He then went back into a unconscious state.