Stephano Visits Equestria.

by Deathmolisher

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 1611

The golden warrior comes to Equestria. (Separate universe from SAPTB)

Many people have forgotten the warrior that has served by Pewdiepie's side. But the remaining has thought, "Where is Stephano?". The answer is, still kicking ass and looking sexy doing it. Even in a different world.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-11 01:19:14 UTC

Where We Last Left Off

"I'MMM BORED!" A very nerdy like voice spoke. It was very depressed like and sounded tired.

"Mr.Shair, I svear to our mighty lord Gaben if you don't shut up, I zwill slap you." A very silky smooth spanish accent voice spoke. The owners of such voices was revealed as they walked past a torch that was in a long corridor. The nerdy voice belonged to an average height white male and looked very casual.  The second voice's owner was a slightly taller bronze like male. The bronze man's name was Stephano. Also known as the "Golden Warrior". The man wearing the vest's name was Mr. Chair. Also known as "Hidden in Plain Sight."

"No need to get hostile. *Sigh* Why did Pewds leave us?" Mr. Chair spoke, but then immediately regretted this statement. He heard a *Sheering* sound as a bronze colored blade was 1 millimeter from his neck. Mr. Chair stopped and looked up. He was met with the intense glare of Stephano. Mr. Chair raised his hands and spoke.

"Tongue sliped. I'm sorry Stephy." He apologized sincerely. Stephano gritted his teeth and withdrawal his blade. He made a sharp turn toward a door at the end of the corridor. He spoke through clenched teeth.

"Ve're here." He said opening the door. Mr. Chair looked at Stephano in pity as he thought how he should keep his mouth shut. He followed Stephano inside the room and was met with pure darkness. The sound of flames being lit was suddenly heard and light torn through the dark room. Stephano and Mr. Chair quickly jumped back as they saw who was in the center of the room. It was Master Barrel. He had his shades on and that damn smug look. Stephano quickly drew his sword as Mr. Chair turned to run to see he was surrounded by barrels. He stepped back and met back to back with Stephano.

"Sup bitches. Found my little trap huh?" He spoke in a low deep voice. He chuckled soon after his statement.

"I knew we should've listened to Jennifer! She was like, "Don't go guys! I bet it's a trap!"." Mr. Chair spoke in a 'Why does this have to happen?' tone.

"What do you wan't zou barrel bastard? Pewdipie isn't here so what are your motives."

"I'm quite aware of Pewdiepie escaping from this manor. Yes... One major problem out of the way, but you on the other hand. Could still be a major threats to my plans." He said in a very low tone. "You see, while Pewdiepie may think he's done and over all of this. We have just been getting started." Master Barrel began walking back and forth. "He might have amnesia on us, but we don't... On him."

"That made no sense." Stephano interrupted. He then felt a sudden pain hit his mind. It was unbearable. He yelped and dropped to his knees. Then as suddenly it came it was gone.

"Don't interrupt me Stephy." MB(Master Barrel) Spoke.  Stephano growled in response. He then continued. "Pewdiepie you see, holds an ancient power. One that can do untold things. My major goal was to end him at his stay at this place. But... He was stronger than we thought. Stronger that something we could never have imagined. Then he teamed up with you guys. That was the epitome of what he could do.  After he left though we thought we could carry on with our plan without us being set back by that brown haired fuck! Then we sensed some of the ancient power left behind though. We wandered and wandered until we found the source. You." He chuckled. "Not like I'm surprised though. Without you, Pewdie would have been dead long ago. You was a major obstacle... So how do we get rid of an obstacle, but keep it's power? Simple. Drain it.

"S-skrew you Master Barrel. What kind of name is Master Barrel anyway? Your name should be Masterbaitor! Qq noob!" Mr. Chair spoke from behind Stephano. He was calculating a way to escape. But it was seeming a tiny bit pointless.

"Mature and clever. Nice one Mr. I'm the smartest person in the manor but hides in plain sight." MB said laughing. A couple of chuckles was heard from the surrounding barrels. "Enough waisting time eh? Bring in the PD1337!" He boomed before laughing maniacally. Stephano was kind of shocked that the Barrels have been planning something so sinister. They was like Team Rocket, but worse. A green triangle the formed directly under Stephano. Acting quickly Stephano pushed Mr. Chair our of the perimeter before screaming in ultimate pain. He let out a bloodcurdling scream. The triangle though began to form a square then a circle.

"That's not supposed to happen is it?" MB asked a random barrel. The questioned barrel merely responded "I dunno". Stephano was just screaming in pure pain now as he began to sink in the floor. He was phasing through it from the looks like it. But it then began clear. He was being transported somewhere. Master Barrel's eyes suddenly widened as he realized the seriousness of this situation. The chance of Stephano surviving are close to none, but if he lives. No telling what kind of problems he could cause. He panic and shouted. "TURN IT OFF! STOP THE PROCESS!" He attempted, but it proved futile as Stephano was completely gone. He stared at the light that was dimming then gone. He looked at Mr. Chair to see he was gone aswell. And nothing, but a chair was was in his place. MB got furious and cussed.

"FUCK"

I don't Believe This is Normal.

Vision came back slowly. Though pain came way quicker. Stephano was unconscious, but could feel himself leaking into reality. His sight was bombarded by pure light. His blurred vision became the peek condition eye sight he always had. He was laying on grass. He stood up and looked around. His hat was protection against the sun as he checked his surroundings. A grassy field. It was very calm and the Status and Cumulus clouds was white and moving west. A very calm setting with fresh air. It was to orgasmic for Stephano. He clearly wasn't ready for this awesome feeling. To breath air this fresh and cool. Then the migraine in his head reminded him of pain.

"Ahg! Zis damn headache is going to be ze death of me. I zwear it will." Stephano spoke as he began to rub his temples, but found a sharp object poking out of his skull. His eyes went to the center of his forehead to see a horn emitting from it. He felt the tip of his horn, but quickly retracted it as it felt....Sexual. " I have a dick on the top of my head... Oh wait that's a horn. Kinky" He said as he decided to check the rest of his body for any kind other weird changes. After five minuets of scanning his body he was able to come with a fully accurate report. He is a Pegacorn(Pegasus and Unicorn combined) that resembles a pony from "My Little Pony". He was in hell to precise. He then heard a twig snap. His head then made a sharp turn to face the source of sound. It was a wolf like creature, though this wolf was made out of wood just a couple of yards away from him.

"A battle already? I mean if you wanna die, sure." Stephano said grabbing his sword that was half an inch away from him. He picked it up in his mouth ready for combat that seemed inevitable. He wouldn't want it any other way. Time stood still as they broke out to a full sprint towards each other. The edge of Stephano's blade began to glow as he  moved to the side as they was within breath smelling range. The unsuspecting wolf went in half as he opened his mouth greedy fora meal, made him meet his demise. It's half's remained motionless as it was dead. "Don't fuck with ze Golden G." He turned around and placed the sword on the ground. He was confused on how to sheath his bronze blade. He couldn't just have it in his mouth (pause) all the time. That and he knew he could use his horn to magic something up and attach it to his back, but he didn't know how. He shrugged and picked up his saber (Without the fancy handle) with his mouth and went the opposite way of the dead wood wolf.

Stephano was marching back and forth his sword. He found a village and wasn't sure whether or not they had swords and what not. My Little Pony was supposed to be for kids right? Kids shouldn't watch horses with weapons. Then again... He shook it off and stared at his sword.  He stared at it for a long time before closed his eyes. He focused his mind towards his horn. It then began to glow a faint gold color. Then sword than began to lift and slowly float towards Stephano's back. Once that was done he opened his eyes then collapsed. His migraine felt like his mind was being torn apart. He slowly got back to his hooves and began to stagger inside the village. He probably should've just held the damn sword in his mouth. His vision began to blur as his horn began to throb with pain. He wandered around and was aware of some ponies looking at him. Hopefully one of them would just help him out. He then went back into a unconscious state.