An Equestrian GMod

by Theyellowninja13

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 6110

What happens when a gamer gets displaced in Equestria as a GModder?

Garry was just your average young gamer, going to comic cons and having fun. But on one fateful day, Garry buys a Physics Gun from a strange merchant, he gets sent to Equestria, with the powers of GModding. Can Equestria handle the chaos a human gamer with access to almost anything from his memories? With the ability to no-clip through walls, turn into everyday objects, and even summon ragdolls of ponies, no one is safe from Garry and his modding.

This is something that just came to me after recently buying Garry's Mod and wasting my life on it. I have no idea what the crap I'm doing.

Also, the picture for this story is the first time I made my own picture! :yay:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-29 03:36:59 UTC

Garry joined server EQUESTRIA

"Would you like more tea, sister?" Princess Celestia, diarch of Equestria, asked her younger sister.

"Yes please, sister." Princess Luna answered, and she lifted her cup in magic, over to the pot of tea Princess Celestia was lifting with magic. But before Princess Celestia could start pouring tea, a soft pop was hard nearby, causing both princesses to turn their heads to see a strange creature standing there, looking confused.

"Where am I?" The creature asked in a scared tone. The creature was a bipedal creature known as a human. This specific human was unlucky enough to go to a convention and buy a toy from a video game. The toy was called a Physics Gun, and it was the primary tool used by gamers who play a certain game called Garry's Mod. This Physics Gun could alter physics easily, by either moving things around easily, no matter their weight, or cause things to stay stuck in a certain point.

The two princesses, confused, slowly got up and walked over to the human. "Excuse me, but who are you, and how did you get to our private garden?" Princess Celestia asked in a calm and caring, but careful tone, not wanting to upset the human if he was volatile.

"Whoa, did that horse just talk?" The human reacted, taking a step backwards, holding his Physics Gun close by.

"Yes I did, and I am not a horse. I am Princess Celestia, diarch of Equestria, and this is my sister Princess Luna. Now can you please tell us who you are?" The human's eyes widened, and he immediately bowed down.

"My name's Garry, I'm a human. And to tell the truth, I have no idea where I am, but I feel like I'm far away from home." He said in a nervous tone, not wanting to offend royalty.

"Well, how did you get here, young Garry?" Luna asked, taking a few steps forward, but still being cautious. At this point, Garry started standing up again, proving to be around the same size as Celestia.

"I... I'm not sure. Last thing I remember is buying this toy from a shady looking merchant, and then everything went white, before I appeared here." Garry gestured to his Physics Gun, noticing for the first time that it was heavier, and seemed to radiate a strange energy.

"What is it? I don't think I've ever seen a toy like that before." Celestia asked, curiosity in her voice.

Garry held his Physics Gun up higher, before smiling. "It's called a Physics Gun. It's a tool from one of my most favorite games.  It's a tool that can manipulate the world as the user sees fit. But this is just a toy version of it." Garry said in a depressed voice, before quickly smiling again. "But it has some cool effects. That's why I bought it! When used, this toy looks like it fires a small blue beam at what it's pointed at." Garry pointed it at the flower pot on the table Celestia and Luna were using, before holding down the trigger, and a soft blue light came out of the gun, and encompassed the flower pot. "But, as you can see, it doesn't do anything." Garry, not noticing the effect on the flower pot, pointed the gun upwards, causing the flower pot to get flung upwards, before staying upwards, and slightly rotating around.

Raising an eyebrow, Celestia was the first to speak. "I thought you said it didn't work?"

"It's not supposed to! It's just a toy!" Garry said, before getting curious, and pushing the other trigger on the gun, causing it to stay stuck in midair, as Garry brought his gun down. "Maybe when I came here, the gun became real. Maybe I can also..." Before Garry could respond, a group of guards burst through the nearby doors, before looking at Garry angrily.

"There's the monster!" One yelled, which caused half of the guards to guard the princesses, and the others to charge at Garry.

Garry panicking, started backing up, not noticing the edge behind him. "Now calm down, I'm sure there's some mistake, I'm not a monster." The guards didn't believe him, and the princesses watched with curiosity to see what Garry would do, if he was hostile or not to those attacking him. But what they didn't expect was Garry to accidentally fall off the edge, and plummet down. The place the princesses had tea at was on a tall tower, and below it was the statue gardens. Garry looked below him at the rapidly approaching ground, and immediately thought, 'I wish I had no-clipping.' And the second he thought that, his body felt strange, as he stopped falling a few feet from the ground. He looked around, before realizing what he did.

Smiling, he floated himself back to his feet, let himself be clipped again, and ran into the nearby statue garden maze, hoping to hid from the guards. 'I know I could no-clip through the walls, and no one could get me, but that's hardly fair and fun, right?' Garry quickly ran through the gardens, before finding himself at the center. Not really feeling exhausted, he decided to try out his new powers and was able to spawn a bench for himself to sit on. He quickly sat down, and summoned a ragdoll of G-man in front of him. Smiling, he used the Physics Gun, and made G-man look like he was flying, with a funny look on his face. Getting an idea, he deactivated the freezes, and then put several small pop cans on his back, before launching G-man into the sky, where he flew off, before landing on the giant mountain Canterlot resided on. While laughing at the silliness of the situation, he heard someone nearby clapping, and chuckling.

Quickly jumping to his feet, Garry turned around, to see a strange creature that seemed to be a mismatch of several different animals. "Bravo! Bravo! I never get to see good chaos like that anymore." 'He sounds exactly like John de Lancie.'

"Who are you supposed to be?" Garry asked threateningly.

"Why I'm Discord! The master of chaos!" He snapped his fingers, and suddenly he was wearing a suit, walking down a red carpet, with tons of cameras flashing. Eventually, Discord snapped everything away.

"Why do you sound and act like Q from Star Trek?" Garry said in a deadpan voice.

This caused Discord to chuckle. "Old Q is me from a different universe." Discord snapped his fingers again, and suddenly, Discord appeared right behind Garry. "You know, I would love to have a disciple filled with as much chaos as I am, but you seem to be a bit too good and nice for my tastes. Let's see what happens when you flip flop." Garry felt something tap his head, and started to feel different, before he felt his invisible half-life suit purge the corruption from him. He quickly realized what was happening, and broke out of Discord's grip, before running a few yards away.

"Why did you try to do something to me?" Garry asked in an angry voice, as he brought up the Physics Gun threateningly.

"How did you break free of my control so fast? No creature should have been able to do that?" Discord looked confused for a second, before returning to his normal demeanor. "No matter. I'm still the god of chaos, and no one can beat me in chaos, so you might as well put that toy away." He said over confidently.

Building an idea, Garry decided to ask a question. "So, since your basically Q, does that mean you can only use your powers by snapping right?"

Discord looked confused for a second, before responding. "Yes... why do you ask?"

Smiling to himself, Garry put away the Physics Gun for his tool gun, which he just realized he had, and went through the settings until he got to finger poser. When he got to the right setting, he fired it at Discord hand, giving him partial control over it, and Discord laughed, thinking Garry was trying to attack him. Giving a big grin, Garry quickly made Discord's hand stuck in a flat position, preventing him from snapping. Before Discord could figure out what Garry did, he did the same to his other hand. "Oh, no reason." Garry pulled out his Physics Gun, and pointed it at Discord. "Now, I'm going to say goodbye to you."

Discord looked confused, as he started glowing light blue. "What the? You dare try to mess with me! A god!" He lifted his hand, and pointed it at Garry, causing him to finally realize his hand is stuck in that position, and quickly tried his other hand, only to realize it was stuck too. He looked up at Garry with fear in his eyes, as Garry wound back his Physics Gun, and pulled Discord with him, before throwing Discord as far as he could, sending him flying into the distance.

"Some god." Garry said, before bursting out laughing, and rolling on the floor. A few seconds later, Celestia and Luna appeared in his peripheral vision. Garry quickly got onto his feet, and was about to run, before Celestia spoke up.

"Wait!" Garry stopped, turning around, and keeping his fingers on his gun. "We're sorry our guards attacked you."

Garry raised an eyebrow, before responding. "If you are, why didn't you try and stop them, when they were pushing me off the edge?"

Both princesses looked guilty, before Celestia responded again. "We were trying to see if you were hostile, so we could see if we could allow you to live peacefully in Equestria."

"Oh yeah? And what if I died falling off the edge? I didn't see anyone trying to stop me, and if I didn't save myself, I would have died." I replied, getting angry.

The two princesses had surprised looks on their faces, as they didn't seem to realize that. Eventually, Luna responded. "Well we assumed since you had powerful magic that could control physics, you could have saved yourself."

"It's not magic, it's science. And I don't have control over all physics, only very few ones." Garry said, and crossed his arms, somehow making his Physics Gun disappear. "I was very close to dying, I'm just glad I was able to stop the motion of my very body."

Both princesses looked confused, which caused Garry to smile a bit. 'If they're going to be jerks to me, then I won't tell them about all my powers. I wonder if I can get a HUD...' Garry closed his eyes, and concentrated real hard, on getting a HUD, but when he opened his eyes, he didn't see one. 'Darn.' Celestia spoke up, dragging Garry out of his thoughts. "Well, we're glad your okay."

Garry rolled his eyes. "Yeah, whatever. Now if you excuse me, I need to find a place to stay." Garry toggled clipping, and started floating up.

"You can have a room at the castle." Celestia quickly stated, not wanted a creature like Garry to be wandering around, un-watched. Garry thought about it, making a show of it as he put his hand on his chin and scratched it.

Eventually, Garry responded. "Nah." This surprised both princesses. "I'll just find a nice place to build my own house." He flew a bit higher up, before pointing in the distance to a large empty plains area several miles away from a town called Ponyville, and on the edge of a dark forest called the Everfree Forest. "Right there." He looked down at the princesses, before spawning a small block 3 feet high, and 3 feet wide at their feet, and taking out his tool gun, before turning the block into solid gold. "That should cover the payments for the area. If you need me, you know where to find me. Bye!" Garry flew off, appearing to run on midair at high speeds.

Both princesses looked between each other, trying to figure out what just happened. "Did the creature just deny a room in the castle?" Luna asked.

"I think he did." Celestia answered, before picking up the block of gold in her magic, and using a spell to determine if it was truly made out of gold. When the results came in, Celestia gasped. "He actually managed to do it?"

"What's wrong sister?" Luna asked, concerned.

"He turned that block of metal, into this block of gold, of pure gold. Not even we can preform that kind of spell. We must keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't do anything to harm others." Celestia said, looking at the area of land Garry ran off to.

Meeting the Regulars

I quickly arrived at the plains I just bought for a chunk of gold, and instantly figured out where my house will be. I quickly got to work, and spawned a massive floor plate. I locked it in place, and started building the house on top of it. Since it was rather boring and repetitive, I'll skip it for you, and describe how it was finished. I made a mansion, with an entry room, and a talking room, and stairs, and doors, and all the good stuff.

Once I was done, and I furnished my house, I built a giant fence around my property. Well, it was more like an energy rope that was connected by four pegs on each corner of my property. When I was completely finished, I floated above my work, and sighed, noticing how my big property would allow me to build some much more. Building another idea, I spawned a few NPCs of G-man, to guard my place.

"So... since this place seems to have a good amount of small horses, or is it ponies, and at least two winged unicorns, I wonder what other species this world has." I summoned a small piece of metal to stand on, before using it to fly faster than usual. In the many years I played Gmod, I almost perfectly mastered how to prop surf and not take damage.

As I buzzed around at high speeds, I quickly passed by a small blue and rainbow blur that was flying nearby, and I could hear a raspy voice speak out. "What the hay is that?!" I smiled at the reaction, before being surprised as the blur caught up, and looked at me and surprise. It looked like a light blue pegasus, with rainbow hair and tail. While she(?) was flying next to me, she(?) had a rainbow trail. "What are you?! And how are you that fast!" She called out, but I responded with a smile, and increased the speed I was going, almost nearly breaking the sound barrier. But to my surprise, I heard the pegasus speak up. "Oh, you want a race?! I'll show you true speed!" Then, with a loud bang, the pegasus shot by me at mach five, before blowing a raspberry at me.

Stopping on a dime, and not wanting to lose against a rainbow horse, I got my board stuck in midair, and attached several small but powerful thrusters and a large thruster meant for a rocket to the back. Getting on top of it again, I unlocked the board, and shot forward, using the small thrusters only, and easily caught up with the pony and starting to pass her. "You call that speed? Do you even physics?" And to prove my point, I activated the large thruster, making me quickly break mach twenty, which probably caused her to stop flying, and gape. I didn't even know I could go this fast. Maybe physics doesn't effect me anymore, and that's why I'm not torn to shreds already. All I know is that this is a really weird dream. Because there is no way this could be real.

Eventually at my speed, I passed by several mountain ranges, before coming a town that looked kinda desolate. I quickly stopped, and brought myself down to behind a small mountain, to get a closer look. When I did, it caused me to raise an eyebrow. 'Griffons? Is this world filled with Greek Mythology?' I was cut out of my thoughts by a poking feeling on my back. "You, turn around now." A gruff voice spoke out.

Complying, I turned around, to see a griffon with brown feathers and an eye patch looking at me like I was either a threat or dinner. 'He looks like Nick Fury. Should I call him Nick Feathery?' "May I help you?" I asked civilly.

"Who are you, and how did you get here?" He asked.

"My name is my own, and I got here by simple physics." I said with a small smile. 'Good thing he didn't notice my ride.' I figured out while building my house, that I could undo my last thing by thinking it, and quickly got rid of what I used to get here.

"Wise griffon, aye? Well, how would you like to be our lunch?" He said with a chuckle, thinking I didn't have a choice.

"Nah, I know something that would prefer having you for lunch." Then, with a single thought, I summoned a regular zombie right next to the griffon. He noticed it out of the corner of his eye, and screamed, as the zombie started attacking, bringing it's longer extended fingers down on the griffon, doing a good amount of damage. The griffon quickly retaliated by bringing his claws down on the zombie. With a few quick swipes, he killed the zombie, which fell down to the ground dead.

The griffon noticed his victory, and gave a deep laugh. "Well, looked like your backup failed! Now, how about you come along with me now? I'd rather have live food than dead."

He was confused when I started laughing. "Oh, I'm sorry, but you seemed to have forgotten something." I gestured to the headcrab, which at that time, decided to jump on his head. Mr. Eyepatch screamed, as he tried to remove the headcrab, but it already cracked his skull, and was starting to turn him into a zombie. His body fell to the ground, as the headcrab began its work on turning him into a zombie. "I hope this works." I said to myself, as I stated thinking about the weapon I wanted, similar to how I spawn materials. I sighed in relief when I felt a pistol in my hands, and I pointed it at the head crab, killing it in one shot.

I grabbed the remains of the head crab, and tried to figure out what to do with it. "I don't want scientists duplicating this, so maybe I'll just bring it home and keep it locked up?" I nodded at my decision, and quickly flew home, deciding to just un-clip the entire time, taking in the view of the land, as the sun starts to set. "This is the most realistic dream I've ever had."

As I was running on midair, I eventually came across what looked to be a quarry with tons of holes scattered across it. I quickly landed on it, and examined the area. "I could build a possible back-up base here." I took another look. "Maybe a launchpad instead." Building an idea, I summoned a large piece of metal, and stuck it to the ground, before starting to build a rocket. I quickly finished, and decided to make it out of gold just 'cause.

Before I could start to use it, I heard some mumbling behind me, and quickly turned to see three bipedal dogs wearing clothes trying to sneak up on me. They realized I noticed them, and started arguing. "I's told you to stop talking!"

"It's not mine fault, it's Fido's!"

"How is it my fault!"

"I dunno! It just is!"

They continued arguing back and forward, before I spoke up. "Umm...  Can I help you three?"

They all looked at me, surprised, because they completely forgot about me. Eventually, the one I determined to be Fido spoke up. "Yes! We is Diamond Dogs! And we hunt for gems! And you has spell that creates gems! So now we hunts for you!" They all started to walk menacingly towards me.

"Yeah, no. If you want gold, you could just, and not retort to kidnapping." I spawned a small block of metal at their feet, before turning it to gold. "There you go, now if you please leave me in peace." I was about to turn back around, when Fido spoke up again.

"We wants more gems! We wants rubies and sapphires! Not just golds!" They started advancing again.

"Sorry, but all I can create is gold, so you'll have to take it or leave it." Fido pulled out a small whistle, and blew on it, which caused me to flinch a bit, and the ground to start shaking. I heard several loud sounds coming from behind me, and I turned to see a group of armored bipedal dogs trying to gang up on me.

They were all about to jump, and I quickly activated no-clipping, and flew above them, causing them all to bang their heads into each other comically. "That's cute, but you should have been more careful, as you don't want to be my enemy." I quickly scrolled through my brain, thinking of all the creatures I could summon to help, but I decided to go with a poison zombie. I summoned a poison zombie next to them, and while they were all fighting and dying, I went into my thoughts. 'Did I go too far with summoning a poison zombie? They have armor, and numbers, so soldiers would have been dangerous, and regular and fast zombies are too weak.'

I was snapped out of my thoughts when I noticed the dogs were all dead. I was about to pull out my AR2 to kill the surviving zombie and headcrabs, but to my surprise, I saw one quickly enter my view, and try and grab me. I was knocked down to the ground, and managed to throw the headcrab off before quickly killing it, and it's friend right next to it. I killed the mostly headcrabless zombie, before falling onto my hands. "Oh god." I reached down, and felt my stomach, before bringing my hand up so I could see it. "Blood? Pain? But... that... means that this isn't a dream? I just killed how many innocents? And I perhaps made enemies with two princesses. I should apologize to them."

'Why should I? They almost let you die. You would have if I didn't save yourself.'

"They believed that I could control physics. So they naturally thought that I could prevent myself from dying, which I could."

'Yeah, they thought. They didn't know, so they risked your life on a hunch.'

"SHUT UP STEVE! Jeeze, you died how many years ago? And you still won't leave me freakin' alone!"

'Can I join in on this conversation?'

"NO!" Both me and Steve yelled at Maron. "Just leave me alone for now." The voices of my deceased friends left me, which let me concentrate on surviving. I spawned a few health kits, which healed the big wound on my gut, leaving not even a scar. As I started to stand up, another thought came to me. "I will never see my friends and family again." I said in a scared tone, before curling over, and puking.

Introducing the Admins

"STEVE! NO!" A voice cried out.

The killer started laughing, before turning to Maron. "Time to finally take what should have been mine all those years ago." The killer rubbed his hand against my best friend Steve's fiance, and Maron screamed.

When I finally finished puking my guts out, I stood up, and wiped my mouth off, before stumbling over to my rocket. "I should get to my house, and think over what to do next." I no-clipped through the rocket, and got into the cockpit/sitting area thing before piloting the rocket to my house mansion.

"Twilight!" A white unicorn whined to her friend, a young purple alicorn, named Twilight Sparkle. "Why are we doing this again! I need my beauty sleep!"

Twilight Sparkle sighed, before stopping. "Remember Rarity, we got a letter from Celestia telling us to investigate a strange creature that showed up, and ran away. She said it built a house several miles away from Ponyville, under the span of two to three hours."

The orange earth pony, Applejack shook her head. "I still have no idea how anypony could create a house in that short amount of time!"

The pink monstrosity, Pinkie Pie, appearing out of nowhere, responded. "Maybe they're a time-traveling alien! Or a powerful god! Or maybe they have the ability to alter physics!" Pinkie shouted out, before Twilight cast a silencing spell on her.

"Pinkie. Altering physics is impossible! Not even the highest level unicorns, or alicorns could do that! So how do you expect some random creature to be able to do it! It's impossible!" Twilight lectured, confident that nothing could control or alter physics, except for Discord. The flying rainbow maned pony looked away from her friends when she heard this, sad about losing in a race against a strange creature that was flying on a piece of metal. Normally she would have mentioned this, but she didn't want anyone to know she lost in a race.

After several more minutes, they finally saw the edge of the house, and the fence around it. "Dear Celestia! That's not a house! That's a mansion!" Rarity exclaimed, hoping it would belong to some dashing prince who would sweep her off her feet.

Twilight, who was just as shocked as the others, stuttered to try and find an answer. "But, that's impossible! No living creature could make an entire mansion like that in less than three hours! Well, Discord can, but Discord is the only creature with that kind of power!"

"Hey!" Pinkie shouted, while having her hoof point to a bipedal figure behind the rope made of lasers. "Maybe that's the creature!"

The ponies looked at who Pinkie was pointing at, to see a tall bipedal figure, wearing a blue suit, with a briefcase in one hand, and a chilling glare in it's eyes. The ponies whispered among each other. "That has to be the creature. It's so... not Equestrian!"

"While it does look rather alien, it does seem to have a sense of style. That suit really fits it." Rarity pointed out.

"I say we go talk to it. See why such a creature would show up in Equestria." Applejack mentioned.

"Well, we have to be careful. We don't know how dangerous it is!" Twilight exclaimed. "Fluttershy. You're good with animals, why don't you try speaking to it." Fluttershy squeaked, before hesitantly nodding, and walking over to the creature.

"Umm... excuse me." Fluttershy said in a very soft voice, as she walked up, which caused G-man to look at her. "May I ask what you are doing here? In Equestria, I mean." G-man just kept staring at her, causing her to cower. "You don't have to answer if you don't want to." She started walking away, much to the disappointment of her friends, before a large golden shape shot past the air, before slowing down, and landing on the property, as if it was controlled by something.

"What in tarnation is that!" Applejack exclaimed.

"I have no idea!" Twilight answered, as they notice a figure exit the 'object' through the walls of it, before quickly flying over to the ponies. Well, more like running on air. The figure dropped next to G-man, before leaning on his shoulder.

"So... ponies. What can I do for you?" The figure asked, causing the ponies to gasp in surprise that it can speak. Garry looked at G-man. "Oh, should probably get rid of him. He tends to slightly scare some people." He pulled out a small device, and shot G-man with it, causing G-man to disappear in a flash of sparks. The ponies gasped in surprise again, thinking this creature just killed another.

"You killed it!" Fluttershy yelled, getting in Garry's face. "How dare you kill an innocent creature!"

Garry just chuckled at what Fluttershy said, before gently pushing her back. "G-man's hardly innocent. He messes with people, and his allegiance is unknown. He never helps when people are in danger, plus..." Garry pulled out his tool gun again, before shooting it at the ground in different spots, causing more G-man to show up, and the ponies to gape. "I can create him at will. I don't think he's even quite alive. He moves, and can die, but he doesn't do anything but that." Garry undid the G-men.

"B-b-but how! You just created, and then destroyed matter! That's physically impossible!" Several hairs started springing up on Twilight's head. "What are you?!"

Garry just chuckled. "Well, I guess you can consider me a god of physics." He pointed to the golden rocket in the distance. "See that rocket? Made it with a few pieces I created and some rockets. Easily controllable. Also, I can fly, create, destroy, change, whatever I want." He smiled, before he blinked out of existence, and in his place was Twilight Sparkle. "I can even change forms." He changed into Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and then Pinkie Pie. "Basically the world is my sandbox!" He said in a way to cheerful tone, before turning back to normal. "So, I'll ask one more time. What can I do for you?"

Twilight was in a catatonic state, so AJ slapped her with her hat, breaking her out of it, and Twilight coughed, before responding. "Yes. Umm... we would like to make sure that you're not a threat to the country of Equestria."

"I'll only attack if provoked. An hour or two ago, I was near some Griffon village, and some black feathered Griffon attacked me, wanting lunch, so I killed him. And about an hour ago, I was attacked by some bipedal dogs called Diamond Dogs. They wanted me to make gems for them, even though I specifically told them I can only make gold. So, when they attacked I killed them. Then I learned I wasn't dreaming. Let me tell you, that was quite a shock." The ponies looked shocked.

"Wait, so you thought this was a dream the entire time?! Why would you think this is a dream!" Twilight exclaimed, not understanding.

Garry sighed. "I'm not from this universe. I thought this was a dream because I suddenly gained the powers of my favorite video game, and can now no-clip through the air, create and destroy video game characters, and I can do this." He spawned a small cube of metal, before changing the material of it to gold, and brought it to him with the gravity gun, and showing it to the ponies. "See this. I changed the material of it to gold. It's now 100% gold. I can also do stone, glass, and a variety of lights." Rarity immediately fawned over the cube, quickly picking it up in her magic, before examining it with a spell.

"It's true! It's completely gold!" Rarity looked to Garry. "Can do change other things to gold as well?!"

Garry smiled and nodded, taking his tool gun, before shooting Applejack, turning her entire body into living gold. Rarity squealed, as Applejack looked at herself uncertainly. Garry quickly changed Applejack back to normal, which caused Rarity to sigh. "I can even change myself!" He pointed his tool gun at his chest, and turned his entire body stone. He quickly changed it back to normal. "So, now that I've told you that I'm not a threat, do you need anything else, or can I get to my house?"

Twilight coughed again. "Yes. We need to check your house to make sure you not lying." Twilight was completely lying, just trying to figure out what gives Garry his powers. "I mean Mr...?"

"Garry."

"Mr. Garry, no offense, but you could be housing some dangerous criminal, or have powerful weapons in your house, and we need to make sure your completely not a threat to Equestria." Garry just raised an eyebrow, before smiling.

"Sure you can come in to check my house!" His smile disappeared. "But you need a warrant first. It's against the law to search a house without a warrant."

Twilight stuttered in surprise. "But we're the defenders of Equestria! The bearers of the Elements of Harmony! That's more than enough to warrant our search!"

Garry just shook his head. "I'm sorry, but being the officers of the land still doesn't give you any right to search my house without a warrant."

Twilight gritted her teeth, before deciding to use a card she doesn't like to use. "Well, I'm the Princess of Friendship! And we were sent by the Princesses of the Sun and Moon! And I demand you let us search your house!" Twilight slammed her hoof into the ground.

"Nope. Royalty still needs a warrant." Twilight then screamed, lunging at Garry, who was quickly tackled down. She slammed her hooves into Garry's face several times, as his jaw breaks, and blood started pouring out. But Twilight was surprised, when Garry went through the ground, before appearing right next to her, holding a revolver to her face. "You attacked me." Garry's voice sounded different, as his jaw was still broken, but he didn't seem to care.

"You insulted the Princesses! You're on Equestrian soil, so you MUST follow the orders of the Princesses!" Twilight seethed, attempting to use her magic to remove the gun, but it didn't work, causing Twilight's face to fall, as she realized she could die right now.

"Just because I'm on the land of the rulers, doesn't mean that I have to do whatever they say! But you don't want me on their land anymore? Then how about this!" Garry yelled, and his eyes glowed with power, as the very air around the house and the property shimmered, before the house disappeared, leaving a portal in it's wake. "There! It's in a pocket universe that belongs to me! If I catch you trespassing on my property again, I will kill you." Garry put the gun away, before looking to Twilight's friends. "You five are still allowed, as you have done nothing wrong. Now if you excuse me Princess! I need to fix my jaw." He stormed off, disappearing inside the portal, before it shrunk, making it doorway sized.

I entered my new home dimension, grumbling to myself, as I spawned a health pack, that quickly fixed my face, and fully healed me. "Stupid 'Princess' demanding to search my house without a warrant. I don't have anything in my house, but I still value my privacy." I took a good look at my new surroundings, noticing I put my house in something akin to Gm_Flatgrass, where the land was flat, and grassy, and there was my house/mansion right in the middle of it. Deciding to build a security system, I spawned a few turrets and ceiling turrets, and reprogrammed them (using my computer skills) to only attack those I deemed were a threat. Basically, it would shoot the purple princess, but not shoot anything else.

Sighing, I decided to build a secure lab to experiment in, so head crabs and the like wouldn't spread outside of my world. I no-clipped over to an open piece of my property, before placing a few pieces of dynamite on the ground, and blowing myself a hole for an underground lab. I spent the next hour working on this, filling it up with rooms of metal, and secure doors, and some security systems to make sure no monsters escape. "I'd prefer an Aperture science facility over a Black Mesa one. I mean Portal only has rouge AIs, where Black Mesa deals with aliens and those government agents that swarm you." I sighed, sad I don't have access to any mods or anything, before an idea came to my head. "Wait. What if I do have access? Maybe I could use the pill packs or somehow get access to other games that give you stuff in Gmod." Holding out my empty hand, I tried to summon a ragdoll of Heavy Weapons Guy in the same way I would with other objects. Before even a second passed, I felt a massive pain in my brain, and my nose started bleeding, before I fell down to the ground, and everything went black.