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I woke up to the steady sound of what I assume to be a heart monitor. Having been in this condition before.

I opened my eyes slowly to allow them time to adjust to the change of light. I could see the common sight of the sterile white walls of a hospital. Looking to my right I could see a window but it was too far to look through. Funny thing was, when I looked down I was still in my uniform with bandages wrapped around it and I still had my helmet attached. Did the medics not know how to remove my gear or “Shit”

I heard the door open to my left and in came a brown colored unicorn with blue eyes wearing a doctor’s coat a with a clipboard in his magical grasp and he approached me.

“Oh, you're awake?” he said with surprise “You weren't supposed to be up for another week, let alone living at all. With the damage the Princess did to you and your body I'm surprised you lived through the ordeal. Although I must ask, is your body supposed to be gray and white? and what's with the symbols on your arms?”

I looked at the doc as he moved closer to inspect my patches closely. I then motioned for him to step back “For one doc, No my skin isn't like this in fact if you wouldn't mind could you give me a minute and bring me a gown that would hopefully fit me?”

He looked at me strangely but then replied “I’ll go find a nurse I will be back momentarily.” He then nodded as he slipped out.

Carefully I began to remove my helmet, leaving my balaclava on. Then I began on my armor which wasn't as difficult as it should've been. From there it was a pain to take the rest off, the socks and gloves were easy but, with some of my wounds healing and with my clothing intertwined with my skin it brought up a new dilemma but, not wanting for anything to heal wrong I ripped of the rest of my clothing (but left my boxers on, a soldier still needs modestly) causing the wounds to open up once again with crimson blood flowing out freely. Quickly I began to use the sheets to bandage up the reopened wounds so they could heal properly.

Looking at the now bloodied and tattered clothing that laid before me on the floor. I began to see what damage I managed to take from miss sun ass. (Yes I know her name is Princess Celestia but from the shit I just took I think I can have a little leeway on what ever I call her so buzz off.) I could see blood stains on the sleeves of my shirt and the legs of my pants. The sight of my pants reminded me of the time in Russia. Hell that time was a bit fun! ran from tanks, hiding from dogs  and, almost managed to be captured by Spetsnaz. “Oh, the fun I had... Classic...”

Continuing to look around the room after I had set my clothing away. I had found a full body mirror, surprising for me since I’m just about an inch taller than miss Sun ass. Looking at myself in the reflection I saw the damage I manage to take. My left arm had a thin line running from my elbow to about an inch above my wrist. My chest looked like it had been set ablaze with a slight reddish hue to my light brown skin. “Hmm Sun ass must of been using fire or some shit like that.”

Continuing to give myself a once over. I looked at my face in the reflection. My dark brown hair was becoming longer than I would like it to be, as a lock of hair managed to cover my eye partially. Yet the same eyes that seen so much are still the same dark brown as my mothers.

I must of been standing there in the company of my reflection for a while, because I was snapped back to reality by the very same unicorn doctor who left.

“I’m sorry to bother you from your reflection but, I have a gown for you to wear and I also brought some bandages.” He said as he motioned me to sit down. “Now let's see what damage was done with the removal of your clothing” he then began to remove the makeshift bandages then threw them in a nearby biohazard bin.

He then went to dressing my wounds with the bandages and ointment he had brought with him. “Ahh, much better” He said as he began to bring a clipboard to me with his magic. “Now if you would please write your name on the dotted line. I will be able to update the princesses about your condition.”

“Wait doc what did you say about the Princesses?” I asked a bit defensively remembering the pain I had endured. “why does miss Solar Ass want to speak with a-” I brought my hands up for in the air quotes gesture  “-Monster” I brought my hands back down as I took the clipboard from his magical grasp.

He then looked at me with shock written all over his face “How dare you speak of the Princess in such a manner she is the very one who saved you.”

I looked at the doctor straight on “In case you've forgotten doc she is the very same pers...er pony who sent me to the brink of death because she didn't think before acting. Hell if she did that in my world she'd be in federal prison or worse.” I then stopped and looked towards the gown as the doc just stood there in realization of what I said.

I then began to don the robe that was presented to me to wear as the doctor began to speak again.

“I see your reasoning but do refrain from insulting the Princesses in front of ponies, they won't be as understanding as I am especially the nobles, Celestia forbid they hear you.” He then began to exit the room and on the other side of the door I could see two guards posted on the opposite end of the hall keeping watch off the room.

“Oh, one more thing, the Princesses will be coming over sometime today so please do be nice.” He then walked out of the room to do whatever else he does to get paid for.

I looked back at the window to see what the place looked like during the day, hell I've been in this country since last week and I've only been awake for one day. But I have yet to actually see what this place looks like. Upon walking to the window. My breath was stolen and the thief was the view. The city of Canterlot was bustling with activity and the building were just... wow! but the unicorn ponies that were about, doing what high class unicorns do. Walking like they all have a pole up her ass. “Huh... different world, same shit.”

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It was a while till a nurse came by with a tray of food. I attempted to say hi but, she ran out of the room faster than I thought possible.

The food was vegetarian in nature, steamed carrots which I had no problems with, jello and... hay. I ate the jello and carrots but left the hay.

My day seemed to become nothing but a monotonous task. I did a few push-ups and crunches opened the window to let in fresh air. Took a bath in the shower they had present but, it was a bit of a tight fit, but I managed anyway. At one point I began field mantaintence on my armor and cross com. A few dents that I could ring out with a hammer, no problem... but the red stains in the clothing are gonna need some washing out. With a new task at hand I began to walk towards the restroom to wash my clothing in the shower. (Something my mom taught me when I was young.)

When I was about to enter the restroom I stopped to the sound of the door opening and several sets of hooves  patting along tile.

“Hello?” a regal sounding voice rang in my ears reminding me of the very same Princess that was the very reason I was admitted to this hospital.

“I don't think he’s here“ another voice said I could detect it to be feminine in tone of sadness.

Deciding against my better judgment I stepped out of the restroom with my clothes still folded in my grasp.

“Yah I'm here” I stopped and looked at the pony visitors. All three of which I knew. I was happy to see one of them the other two not so much. The three mares that stood in front of me lost in thought continued to stare me down.

“Ahem” I coughed to hopefully bring the ponies back to the world their bodies inhabited. “I’m not so sure why you all are looking at me like Jesus himself came down from the heavens and made water to wine but, please stop. I’m not one for the spotlight, hence the cloak and dagger.”

The first pony to speak up was none other than Octavia Melody.

“I-I didn't mean to stare it's just that I never really seen any pony quite like you befor. In fact when I did see you. You were cloaked in gray and had a lot of items on you” she said as she began to move closer to me from the other two ponies who  just stayed still.

“Fair enough, since my arrival to this world I have just now removed my armor that your ruler just so happened to damage.“ I said while adding venom to my words as I saw Celestia wince to my words “Though I have to ask Miss Melody how have you been especially after an ordeal like that you must be going to see a doctor correct?”

“Of course she is you idiot!” I reprimanded myself in mentally.

“Yes I am a-and I came here to apologize on how I reacted when you entered the room that night. I thought you to be a diamond dog... it was an accident.” she said as a pink shade began to show on her cheeks as she bowed her head and tears began flow like the colorado river.

“Hey, Hey” I said to her as I kneeled down in front of her and made her look straight at me. God that was a bad idea as her eyes looked in to mine. I swear my heart skipped a beat. “You don’t have to apologize whatsoever Miss Melody. What you've done is understandable for any wom...er mare to do under that stress.” I then began to dry her tears away with my thumbs from her eyes “If anything the blame is on me for not knocking first” I began to chuckle a bit then she began to as well as her tears began to dry up. ”Now there's a cellist that I know.”

“Thank thank you Alex for the kind words and-” she didn't get to finish her sentence before she rushed me for a hug causing me to land flat on my ass.

“You know for a cellist you have some power in you” I said drawing a laugh from my self and the ponies that occupied the room.

After getting up from the tackle hug and allowing Miss Melody to properly set herself on her own hooves. I looked at the other two ponies or princesses in the room. “So I’m guessing you two are here to apologize then huh?”

“You are right in that respect” Luna spoke up from next to her sister “We have come to seek your

forgiveness for our actions. For we have seen the error in our ways and wish to right our wrongs” Luna then took a breath then continued “and we wish to thank thee for vanquishing the traitor even though I rather wish him to be in the cells than buried... but, nonetheless I would like to thank you for saving me and my sister.” She then extended her left wing towards me “Would grant us your forgiveness?”

In a bit of apprehension I took her wing in my right hand awkwardly and carefully in hopping not to damage any feathers moved up and down in a handshake motioned.

“I forgive you Luna but Celestia has something else to apologize for. Don't you Celestia” I said causing the solar princess to flutter her wings a bit as I let Luna’s wing fall back to its resting place.

Celestia spoke up “That I do but please know I took no pleasure in causing you harm I-I only did what I thought was equal to what I assumed you’ve done to miss Melody” she said as she motioned towards Octavia whom was a bit confuse as to what she meant. “Mr. Alex I apologize for the pain I’ve caused you and to whatever animosity you feel towards me but, just know I did all I thought reasonable in the defense of my little ponies and if the scenario were different I would assume you would do the same. Nonetheless I always look out for the wellbeing of those whom look to me for home and comfort.” She then looked straight in to my eyes like the way she did that night and I could feel the coldest chill I ever felt in my life run down my back along with pure truthfulness.

“I accept you apology Princess Celestia just be sure you have all your facts before you act or else someone or pony will be harmed.” looking at the two regal sisters with an calm and even demeanor “ I would gladly accept your apologize your highnesses and furthermore I wish to seek citizenship in your country seeing as I am not sure on how I've ended up in you world to begin with but, seeing as I am the only member of my species I have yet to see, I wish to have a place to call home for the time being.”

The royal sisters stared at me for a time then to each other for a second.

“Excuse us Alex me and my sister must have a chat in private would you mind.” Celestia said as she and Luna began to exit the room.

“Of course not, I’ll be here.”

With that the sisters left the room closing the door behind them. Leaving me back to square one well at least this time with Octavia who is sitting on her haunches looking about the room.

“You know I have yet to properly introduce myself” I said as I face Octavia whom was now focusing on me.

“Well under the circumstances that we’ve meant I do suppose a proper introduction is in order.“

( 1 Hour and 30 minutes and 1 load of laundry later )

“I see so your roommate is a DJ and she always listens to electronica huh? Well that sounds like my kind of friend but classical is nice to listen to with a glass of something strong like whisky.”

Octavia look at me oddly “What’s whiskey” she asked

“It’s an alcoholic drink made from corn and- by the way you had no clue what it is I'm guessing this word doesn't do much alcohol huh?"

"Yes, we have alcoholic beverages it's just I've never heard of that one before is all." Octavia replied as I began to strap on my boots.

"Nice to know I'll be able to grab a stiff drink around these parts when I need one. Oh hey could you pass me that over there” I said as I pointed at the back pack that was leaning against the wall.

“You mean this” she said as she moved from her sitting/laying position towards the pack. Then she picked up the pack by its upper handle in her mouth.

“Yeah that's the one.”

“Why do you need it to begin with” she asked as I began to sift through it.

“In here I have a few items I would need for deployment. Like a medic kit, survival kit, solar cells, and other things.”

“Why would you need such thing as that” Octavia asked as she drew closer.

This is gonna be a 50 question day isn't it? But before I could answer her question I was cut off by the Princesses entering the room followed by two guards and three ponies in lab coats with a cart that held my gear.

“Me and my sister here have thought about your request and unfortunately we are unable to allow you to become a citizen of our kingdom for fear of what the other kingdoms and countries would do against us.” Princes Celestia spoke then allowed her sister to take from where she left off.

“Though we are unable to house you as a citizen we could instead allow you an embassy if you...

I cut off Luna as I stood up “I'm flattered about all this princess I am, but I'm not a politician I don't argue other things I prefer action.“

Then Celestia cut me off. Man cut off is shit when it happens to you. Now I know how most of my high school teachers felt.

“You mistake us Alex you are the only one of you kind on this planet, you are an ambassador on that respect but, this embassy we talk about would be your own home. This would be the only way we could house you legally.” She then took a step closer to me. “Now we understand that you have no contact with you country so I will take up the responsibilities to pay for the construction and maintenance of this embassy. As compensation for my earlier actions against you. How does that sound to you?” Celestia looked straight at me looking for any physical clues that would give her a hint of my response.

“You are willing to shell out the for a quote unquote 'embassy' for the only human on your planet?" I stopped to think over the pros and cons. Pros being I don't have to live in the forest my entire life here. I could have food on a whim but, I would be free loading on the ponies well one certain alicorn that nearly killed me a day ago...

Not to mention I would be a politician and I hate politics with a passion almost as much as I hate stairs.

Seeing no better alternative however... “Agreed but, I'm probably goanna have to make that bullshit treaty I mentioned in the courtroom that night a reality.”

“What treaty?” Luna and Celestia asked as both of the alicorn sisters raised their eyebrows along with Octavia whom of which was now next to me staring as well.

`"Really, you guys were not paying any attention to what was going on before I killed-" all the ponies in the room flinched at the word “-the self-appointed king? Really!?”

`All the ponies in the room motioned their heads for no.

"You mean to tell me no one- pony, heard what I said that day? Well I can't blame you. Most of you were in a room or tied up. But the two of you, I just can't believe it.” Pinching the bridge of my nose “Ahh forget it but still I guess I have to bring up a document that would allow me in the defense of your nation for my own sake.”

Only one pony lit up from that.

“Oh that would be most glorious for the kingdom’s guards” Luna said enthusiastically while the guards behind her withered with a shrug.

“I see no problem with it at all but I must ask you on behalf of my scientific teams” Celestia motioned towards the table “what is the nature of these items?”

“You mean my gear” I began to advance toward the cart.

“Yes while you were comatose I had my most brightest ponies look at them and try to unlock their secrets.”

“I hope no one was killed in doing so” Again all the faces reacted to the w“when it is fired it travels faster than the speed of sound and by the time you blink an eye. It could of found its way into one of you egg heads over there. If they pulled this trigger with their magic or wing or whatever else you use. This round or bullet is designed to hit its target, then break up in its intended victim.” I then began to holster my colt from the table and put everything else in its place on my vest.

“Causing massive trauma as it slams, cut, and pierces whatever in its way. For example that cloud of red from your now deceased traitor is proof of that.” The ponies in the room stood staring at me with blank expressions well all but on pony. Octavia who ran for the restroom to vomit.

“Sir” One of the coat wearing ponies spoke up another unicron but with a blue coat and yellow mane with lighting yellow eyes “How does it do that without magic?” he asked as the two other ponies with coats pulled out items to take notes with.

“How does what do what?” Now I was confused about my own munitions I mean how the fuck does that happen? seriously, how does a pony manage to confuse a seasoned user of ammo?

“I mean how does that thing in your hand move and what causes it to move?”

Then it clicked.

“Well now when you ask questions that are not retarded in any way let me take you to Physics 101. Newton's law of motion

I. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

1. The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors; in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector.

2. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.”

“Whom is this Newton in which you speak of?” one of the coats asked a female coat to be precise.

“Oh, him? he doesn't matter he just some old guy from back in the 1600s to 1700s that found these laws that my bullet relies upon. In fact the third one is the law it requires at first.” Never thought the shit I learned in high school would come in handy. Thank you Misses Coner for the lessons.

“When this round is chambered” I put the round in the SCHAR’s bolt and cocked it. ”It will stay still until I pull this trigger.” I pointed at the trigger then took my stance and aimed at the blue unicorn. “Then when to round is compressed the trigger releases a hammer that strikes the firing pin. A small pin then hits the primer cap of the round. Thus igniting the propellant inside the round. The brass casing holding the explosion. In turn this causes the channeling of the force to the back of the bullet. The pointed bronze part of the round to be shot forward by the escaping gases. Then the bullet will engage the rifling inside the barrel. Causing it to spin in a straight line on an x axis. Till the force of the bullet drops as it makes its way to the ground. Any questions?”

All the science ponies were writing while the guards, princess and Octavia were speechless about my physics lesson.

“Oh, and don't you dare attempt to reproduce this. I cannot and will not trust this weapon to you ponies due to the unknowing-” I was cut of by Luna talking,  getting cut off sucks.

“This sounds like the cannons we have no?’ She asked her sister

"Yes, Yes it does” Celestia replied then looked at me. “Would you mind if I held on to that ‘bullet’ to reproduce for your weapon.”

I was dumb struck I did not account for the possibility that these ponies had gunpowder by now. But then again if they did have the means than I could have ammo at the ready and not have to ration it for the stay

“Sure, Here you go” I said as I tossed her three rounds one 7.62 one .45 ACP and one .50

“W,what are these for Alex?” Celestia said as she was in awe of the .50

“Those are the three rounds I use. One the shortest one is for my pistol. the medium is for my rifle,  and the largest one is for my sniper or a long range rifle if that's easier.”

“B-but where is the one that fires the largest for I don't see how your rifle is able to fire such a thing.” Luna said as she also looked at the round.

"You are right about that my Princesses and for that you must talk to Prince Shining Armor, I left him my rifle for safe keeping. It is very cumbersome in medium engagements.”

“I see... well than I shall see to it that you will be given all you have come with, but now we have a new matter to attend... where will you be staying till the embassy is built and where shall it be located?” Celestia brought up as I began to place my helmet back on.

“I actually have a place in mind for several different reasons.”

Luna spoke up “I would like to hear these reason and location.”

“So do I sister” Celestia shot back with a gentle tone.

“Well the place I would like is Ponyville. For one it’s smack in the center of your kingdom from the maps I have seen and there is a forest I'm able to use to acquire things of my diet. Not to forget if you ever require me to train your guards in US military fashion. Plus the town was recently hit and they could use the extra presence of a guard.” I was stopped by Celestia with a raise of her hoof. “Yes?”

“What do you mean by dietary needs?” she asked as all in the room looked closely at my teeth then gasped when I opened my mouth to talk.

A guard shouted the obvious “HE EATS MEAT, GUARD THE PRINCESS AND MISS MELODY!”

Out of thin air the guard ponies were now in between me and everyone else with spears drawn.

“Aww come on really? you've now notice that I'm an omnivore. You dumb piece of shit guards?” Just as I finished my sentence, the spears drew closer to me one even attempted to jab at me. “I see so this is how you want it to be? fine be my guest.”

I activated my optic camo practically disappearing in a neon light blue.

Prompting another guard to speak. “Where in tartarus did he go?”

Then another spoke  “I don't know but, keep a sharp eye out he’s a slippery one.”

Calmly walking around the spears as to not allow the optic camo to fail. I got behind the guards  just as Celestia spoke.

“Guards drop your weapons he is no threat to us nor to you.” she said calmly.

A one of the guards spoke up. “With all due respect Princess we have no clue of his true intentions yet ma'am. So I would please urge you and the other to leave the room at once.”

“I don't think-” Octavia was cut off by me as I kneened one of the guards in front of her. Causing him to fall to the ground with his legs curved in and him reaching a new pitch in his voice.

The guard  next to him attempted to react but I grabbed his buddies spear and hit him behind his legs causing him to fall to the floor as well. Quickly hitting him with the spears handel he was out cold. But my luck ended there as the last one was jumped me taking me to the floor.

At this point there had been a gathering of ponies in the hall watching from the window. As the guard had me pinned so he thought.

“You know I’m not gonna feel any pity for doing this but, you attacked first so good night.” I slammed my helmet against his face. Causing him to scream out in pain and losing his grip on me allowing me to recover my feet. But before I could K.O him.

“STOP THIS AT ONCE”  Luna shouted with her voice multiplied by 10x.

At that moment my brain knew only one thing pain and ringing. Ringing was all I was able to hear. It was like an F-22 had broken the sound barrier in the room. Yet only I and the guards were affected then I saw why. I and the guards were in a Light cobalt blue sphere. making us the only ones to hear it.

“God, did I fuck up somewhere along the line? and if so kill me now before these ponies do.” I said in my mind as my cross_com came to life.

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