RUN!!!

"All it says is run..." I said. "What does she mean by that?"

"Let me see!" Twilight only looked at the parchment for a second before her ears fell back behind her head. "You should return to your room. Spike, show him while I try to slow her down."

"Slow who down?"

"Come on Chris, we gotta get moving! You don't want to be around her."

Right as Spike pulled my hand, I snapped it away from him. "FROM WHO DAMMIT!"

"Me..." I heard a mare hiss. Turning around to the voice I heard, I saw standing no more than two feet away was a smaller version of Celestia. She was dark blue and her mane was a darker mass with small dots that lay within. She was roughly five ten or eleven, I wouldn't know with the baby blue regalia.

"Hey!" I smiled, unaware of who or what this mare wanted. "You are?"

"She's Princess Luna!" Twilight said in a panicked tone. "Run!"

I studied her more and saw a moon resting on her flank, like Celestia had a sun. "Oh, hey." I hold out my arm. "I'm Christo-"

"WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE KNIVE!" She shouted in this ungodly loud voice. "YOU ART THE ONE HATH TAKEN OUR DEAR SISTER TO BED WITHOUT THE SACRAMENT OF MIRAGE!"

I wouldn't help but cover my ear, and it also seemed I wasn't the only one in on it. Twilight and Spike both covered their ears. The force of her voice was sound loud, it felt like I was standing by some TNT going off. "Geezzz, I already got the picture..." I rubbed my ears. "That's no way to treat me you know." I frowned. "We're both adults here right?" She nods, though with a massive frown. Like it looked like her frown was growing past her face.

"Yes, we are." She hissed through her teeth. I could tell she was holding back.

"Then how come we can't settle this like adults? You know, two grown, mature individuals?"

"BECAUSE-!"

"AHAHAHA!" I stuttered, stopping her mid-sentence. "What'd I just say?"

Her frown was touching the floor by now. "Because thou raped our dear sister!! How else are we supposed to act to thou!?" She threw a hoof my way. "Do not expect our blessings to be of the truth mortal knave, but we must make it public that we accept."

I raised my hands in defense. "Hey, that's all good."

"And be sure that you have nightmares for this for time to come. Until thou dies of old age, nightmares be with thee."

"But Luna! That's not right!"

"RAPING OUR SISTER IS NOT RIGHT TWILIGHT SPARKLE!" She shouted, then looked back at me. Luna stepped up close, our noses touching. "Thou will know pain, and true torture for this."

"I didn't ask for this!" I shouted at her, pushing her away. It seemed like I needed to take a more actionable approach. "You think I'd give up my old life for this? I didn't even know who she was until ten hours ago!" I waved my arms in distress. "I had a good life goin'...Promotions, money...A good place for me after a long and hard life. You really expect me to get drunk and not have sex with a truly good looking woman, or in this case mare?" I asked her.

"We do not care, you still did it." She said harshly. At least she wasn't yelling at me anymore.

"Fine then, don't believe me if you want, but ask your big sister where I was. Ask her how I fed her while she was at my place." It was my turn to walk up to her. "So let me say something mean and serious to you now you bitch. I've had ENOUGH of this BULLSHIT!" Slamming my foot down on the ground I decked her right in the face with my left arm. She stumbled back, then looked at me with a shocked glance. "I don't give two fucking shits who the fuck you are, or whatever the hell you can do you bitch. But I will NOT sit idle while your sister carries my child."

Again, I walked closer to her and held my fist down. I seriously wanted to punch her in the face again, but I think I got my point across. "You will leave me alone." I huffed, turning away. "Spike, lead me to my room please." He only nodded and walked down with me.

"H-he hit me..." Luna said softly, rubbing her face slowly with a hoof.

"I-I'm so sorry Princess Luna I-"

"He hit me..." She said again before teleporting away.

"I can't believe you punched Princess Luna."

I sighed sadly. "I didn't want to, but it was the only way to get my point across to her."

"Did you really have life going good."

"Just did actually. Took me a few years to get in the right spot before things actually started to get good." I replied with a low voice. "I was abused as a child, so it was hard for me to get past all it. I'm actually still not at peace with it all. Can't remember being happy long enough to remember a good part of my childhood." I explained with a sigh.

"Yeesh...You okay though?"

Shrugging I said, "For now." I looked down at him. "What'd you think will happen now?"

"Don't know, nopony has ever hit a princess. And Luna is the meanest of them all."

"How many are there?"

"Four. Twilight, Celestia, Luna, and Princess Cadence."

"You wanna be my body guard?"

He busted into laughter. "No way, but if you want somepony who doesn't need to worry about getting hurt, try to buy a golumn."

"Like, those things that guard old treasures thought to be mythical or legendary?"

Spike snapped his claws and pointed at me. "Exactly!"

"Sounds like an idea to test an idea of an idea that I have an idea of."

He looks at me like I'm crazy. "That's a joke, right?"

"Nope!" I laugh.

So it seems like there weren't any nightmares to be had last night. Yesterday was a lot to remember and take it all back in, but I soon felt a whole lot better about the idea of being a father. I had so many plans, so many ideas and ways to raise my child, son or daughter. I wouldn't leave him or her alone or hurt them like my father had done to me. I believe I was grown enough to understand and learn from my past. I should try to embrace it if anything at all.

Perhaps I should also try to make Celestia and I work. I should get to know her, truly be her friend. I've always an open mind. I remember always being open minded, and I made friends even though I had to move so much. I sit up in my bed, sighing. It's only been two days of trying to cope with it all. I keep making dreams of possible failure. I could end up being her worst enemy.

*knock-knock* "Chris?" It was Twilight again. "It's me Twilight. You have another letter, it's from Celestia again." I heard a scroll being teleported into the room. I made it very clear I wished to be alone. She doesnt come it, but it doesnt mean that she'll stalk the door...Seriously she just looks at it, I feel it.

Still I take the scroll and read it.

At least take her drink. I don't need you dying.

I stared blankly at the note before setting it aside. I suppose she was right. I should drink something. So I ended up opening the door for the first time in two days. Twilight looks up at me with a sad face. I could tell she wanted to say something, but she just let it go. Instead she hovered the glass to me.

"Thank you." I said. "Got something on your mind?"

"Pinkie Pie wants to throw you a party. She won't start it until you come." She answered softly. "You need to get out for a little while, looks like you need some sun anyways."

I raised a brow at that comment. "Really now? A party from someone I don't even know?"

She rolls her eyes. "She throws a party for everypony who's new to Ponyville. I told her since you were here for the time being, she thought it'd also cheer you up." Twilight smiled a little. "Why are you upset anyways?"

I sighed. "Because I have a lot on my mind. I just punched my future wife's sister, and I got a kid on the way. I'm a little on edge without my anti-anxiety meds."

Her eyes widened. "Oh-I had no idea! I'm sorry!"

I waved a hand. "I forgot to pack it because it was on the last bit of my mind. Let's go see this party, and see about getting me on something here."

"I write to Celestia about a few things, and I'll meet you at Sugar Cube Corner. It's down the road, you cannot miss it, unless you were blind, and can't smell."

I nod. "Alright, see you there I guess."

I suppose it was a good time to get out anyways. Some fresh air might help loosen me up a bit from all that was going on. I get help from Spike as he joins me to go to this party made for me.

To make a very long story short though, the party was fine. I got my fill of some pretty sweet food. Met Pinkie Pie and her friends, and became quite antiquated with a unicorn seamstress named Rarity. Spike has a huge crush on her from what I've seen. Apple Jack seemed to be the most normal and familiar to what I'm used to. She's a country gal who seemed to be pretty laid back.

The reason I'm not explaining a whole lot of what was going on is because I'm trying to conserve my battery until I can find a way to charge it. Right now it's at eighty two percent. God I love voice recordings. Anyways, I also met Pinkie's landlords, they were pretty nice. I had actually asked Mr. Cake if I could talk to him for a moment.

"So what is it Mr. Chris?"

"Just Chris actually. I was wondering if you could give me some advice about having a child. I heard you had twins from Pinkie not to long ago."

"Oh that Pinkie..." He chuckled. "Yeah, we got a nice pair of twins. From what I'm going through, it's like taking care of a pet at first, but then they develop their own personality. Strong urges to do anything that interests them."

"Really? That easy?"

"From what I've learned, it's only hard if you make it be that way." He smiled kindly. "So who's the lucky mare?"

"You wouldn't believe me, plus you'd have to do that Pinkie Promise...whatever that is that Spike made me do."

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye, I swear I will not tell."

I sigh. "Fine...I-it's Celestia..."

His jaw smacked the floor. "You're joking..." He said in disbelief.

Shaking my head, I unfolded a scroll I was given. As soon as he read it over, he shook his head. "That's crazy... You're one lucky stallion."

"Pft...I don't know about that. It came as a surprise when she broke my door down. She looked so pissed that she was pregnant." I explained. "So that's just about it? Try to take it easy, and I'll be fine?"

"Pretty much, anything else?"

"Popular baby food?"

"Carrot or pumpkin spice. No matter who, every foal seems to love'm."

"Thanks Carrot."

"No problem."

So I eventually went back to the party. It was fun, met a few more ponies who were close to the girls. And Spike was right, damn near every pony in this town was a freaking chick! There were only like ten guys out of the hundred ponies that were there. Good god, those guys must be getting laid like everyday, or they must have some sort of polygamist relationship system. One guy for every three or four chicks. I chucked at that.

Later on while I was walking back, I noticed the night sky for the first time. One might say it was just beautiful, but for me, there couldn't be any type of word to describe what I was seeing other than heavenly. I always loved looking at the stars. Knowing that there were trillions of massive reactors floating seamlessly in space like the bosses of life and death they were.

One name already for my child. Either Stella for a girl, or Solar for boy. If what I'm going off of the names here, they might be fitting names. I hope...

*click*

Author's Note

So while I was writing this. I was learning a little Java programming.

Here's my very first code.

class alicorn{

public static void main (string args[]) {

system.out.println ("PrincessdotLuna has stopped responding")

}
{

The system will say "PrincessdotLuna has stopped responding"