2 Nameless

• I don't know what is crazier to me. The Fact that i am sitting on Top of a giant wooden Wolf while talking to a Alicorn or that i am in a Womans body and cant remember my Name.-

"Uuuhm if i am allowed to ask but i never got your Name??,,
The Alicorn looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
"I did not tell you my Name?,,
I shook my Head "Nope you didn't.,, He inhaled sharply.

"My Name is not important right now.,,
He walked a little beside me when i had another Question.
"What's that drawing you and all the other Ponies have on their Rump. Dos this mean anything or is that just decoration?,,
The look of pure shock he gave me made me almost fall from the Timber wolfs Head.

"You don't know what a Cutie Mark is?,,
I shook my Head. "Well a Cutie Mark is a Ponies Special Talent. It shows the World what you are good at. As you can see mine is the Unity and Leadership of the three Pony Races.,,

I though about that for a second and said. "Soooo you are a Leader or sorts?,, He chuckled and said.
"No i am King of the Three Race Kingdom. I am ruling the Land with my Wife.,,
My eyes widened at that.

"Wait you are a King. That means... ooooh. I am sorry your Majesty I didn't know. Did the Words i said earlier offend your Majesty in any Way. I would... No i will accept any punishment you have for me.,,
I looked as much on the ground as i could.
"Tell me. Why would i punish you?,,
I shortly looked ar him and suddenly on the ground again.

" Rule Nr. 7 in Presence of Royalty : Do not offend your Majesty in any Way. Rule Nr. 13 in Presence of Royalty : Do not look in your Majesty Eyes Rule Nr. 2--,,
"STOP IT,, The Alicorn yelled.
"I am so sorry you Majesty i did--,,

He just cut me off
. "I said stop Talking.,, I dropped my Head a little more.
"Who told you this Nonsense?,, The way he said that scared me.
"My Father learned me this your Maj-- ,,

"IF YOU SAY 'YOU MAJESTY ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING KICK YOU TO THE MOON AND ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN.,,

He inhaled long and exhaled quick.
"I think i want to ask some questions now.,,
I gave a little nod of my Head.
"Yes your Highness.,, His ears shoot up and he looked at me.
"Uuuhg i give up. Now my Question is. What is your Species i have never seen anything like you?,,
I cleared my throat. "My Species is called Human or Homo sapiens which mean in Latin : The wise Man. Most of us are Omnivores. Back where i am coming from our Species is the Only intelligent species we know of.,,

The Alicorn just looked at me with this look on his Face. He just shook his Head and looked forward.
"Aaah look the Edge of the Everfree. Soon we are back in the City.,,

• Wow. Coming out of the Forest is like looking from one picture to another.-
  "Tell me what are these devices at your side?,, He pointed at both of my Weapons.
  "Oooh These are my arms but I do not know if they work. I've never just made use of it. This is a VOT Automatic Fragger with each trigger it should shoot igniting Bullets means it burns what it hits. But only organic Structures like Plants or Animals. And this is a VOT Pulsierer It shoots rapidly Beams that shock the target.,, I explained to him.

The thing he said next made me almost laugh out loud. "You know the first thing i thought when i saw you was if you are a fallen Angel.,,
I tried not to laugh as i said. " And what makes you think that your Highness?,,
"The Halo on your Head.,,

There was only silence.

"Bwahahahahahaha i cant believe you thought that. Look this is no real Halo i can take it of.,, As i tried to grab the Halo my Hand just simply glides through.
"Oh ok that one is real now to.,, Took a inhaled deep and screamed.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!,,

-That's the last thing i wanted to have. Who ever did this is going to find my Foot stuck in his Ass.-
The Alicorn and the nearest Ponies looked at me with looks of pure Horror.
"What never seen someone scream before?,,
The Alicorn spoke first. "No its not that its just... Just have a look at your what was it... Hands.,,

I looked down at my Hands and let out the most girlish squeal out ever.
"Ooooooh my God! That is so Awesome i have Overcharge.,,
My fascination was interrupted by the limited duration of my Overcharge.

I pouted. "But i sooooo wanted to shoot or smash something. Oh oh oh Next Time i am gonna test Cloak. I always wanted to feel how it is to be invisible.,,
I looked back towards the Alicorn and opened my Mouth to say something but Mr. Alicorn was faster.

"You must not apologize. It's always exciting to watch the euphoria of the Younger.,,
-Did he just call me a kid.-
"I don't think you are over two thousand years old.,,
"Wait a second dos that mean your Imortal?,, He smiled at me.
"Yes and No.,,

-Huh?-

"You have to see when a Alicorns Foal reaches Maturity their parents die.
A Alicorn reaches Maturity with the Age of 64 Years that's when they stop growing and their Parents die.,,
I looked him in the Eyes and said. "How long are you going to live?,,
He looked forward and said. "In the next 65 Years.,,
"Ooh! And you are not afraid of death?,,
He was silent for a few minutes. "No. Not anymore.,,
-Oh cool... -
"Wait. What do you mean 'not anymore'?,,

He gave a quick laugh and said. "As you came flying out of the Sky you shoot four Beams of different Lights out into the World. Two of the Lights struck my wife.,,
-Shit now i am in trouble.-
"But the Lights did not hurt her in any way.,,

-Phheeeew-

"Instead of hurting her it brought our unborn dead child back to life and gave it a sibling.,,
I cant believe what he just said.
"I did What?!?,,
-I didn't do anything. I just woke up four Hours ago. It just cant be.-

I wanted to ask the Alicorn a question when i saw something in the Distance. "What's that?,, He looked forward and smiled.

"Aah Razor Wings has finally returned.,,

The Object i saw turned out to be a fire breathing Lizard with green scales and a purple Belly. -Oh and did i mention the giant Badass Wings?- But as soon as it opened its Mouth you could hear the Cosmic face palm. It said.

"Drem yol lok wuth fahdon. Fos drun hi het voth grik Lahvu?,,

-Are you serious? The Dragons here speak in the Dovahzul.................... Ohohoho Evil plan of Evilness is in progress. Muahahahahahaha.-

If the Alicorn heard my thoughts he didn't bother to show it.
"Hi lost ahk gruz wuth fahdon. Nuz zu'u vust laan hi rinis Laan. fos drun hi het? ,,
Both laugh at that.
-Seriously what is funny about that?-
The Alicorn started speaking first. "Zu'u bo het wah siiv tir fos vek faal Feykro. ahrk zu'u rund daar ulfah. ,,
The Dragon -I think his name was Razor Wings- chuckled first but then started laughing.

-I think it is Time to bring my Evil plan in action.-
"Zu'u vis mindoraan fahvos hi lorot tinvaak do zey los ful moorus? Hi fend kos zopaak do hinmaar.,,
As those words left my Lips Time itself Froze.

-Oh my God this is even better than i thought.-

I looked to my side to see that all the Guards had the same look of shock on their Faces.
"What did i said something?,, I looked back at Razor and the Alicorn. "Hey guys!,, No reaction.
"Uuuuhm i think i overdid it a little. I guess.,,

I feel a Hoof poking my side. "Yes what do you Need?,,
The Guard Pony poking me looked up at me.
"What did you do?,,

I laugh and said. "Brain.exe stopped working.,,
"What?,,
-Uuuhg. Ponies are no fun at all.-
"The most simple of things we are going to carry them back to the City.,,
My greatest of all wishes was fulfilled as i heard
"Nooooooooo,, From the nearby Guards.

Author's Note

Evil mode activated booop. Here you have it hope you still like it. In the next Chapter We are going to hear our Heros new Name. You can guess what it could be in the Comments. But I have already chosen the name I give to her.

Oh and for all of you who don't know the Dovahzul here you have a translator.
https://www.thuum.org/translate.php