The Stranger Ponyville

by Brony0815

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1031

Ponyville is strange just random story's about what happen in the strage Ponyville

I'm trying to get world record of most dislikes.
As some strange magic comes into Ponyville it will be become strange a.k.a not Discord and will have strange story's about each Charachter I'm pretty random so I my story's will just come to me while I'm writing to had to the strangeness of each short story.Please comment way you hate about I'm making a new story with better grammar Please leave in comment

Published 2012-05-20 20:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-20 20:04:01 UTC

Rarity's Confusion

As the first day of summer started the birds were derping and the flowers were walking. The beautiful Rarity was in the pear orchards in Ponyville the strangest town in all of Equestria and what do you suppose she was doing there yes warming up her wings to fly.

But after the 26.5th attempt she has figured it all out it was sprained. Then the white unicorn went to find the doctor with the steam-puck googles. After searching in and out in all pillows she decided just to ask Twilight Sparkle about her sprained wing.

"So have you tried smearing jam all over your wings after licking them?" Twilight said worried about her dear friend. "Yes I tried everything I even tried rubbing them against tree sap." the other unicorn said in a apparent hurry. "Well there's only one thing to do..." she said with a calm expression Twilight said. "You don't mean to bake horribly delicious cupcakes only using a dress as a spoon and knife" the elegant unicorn said. As Twi shook her head like they weren't going to make it out alive.

As they were in Sugar Cube Inverted Corner the pink pony generously was going to help with there life changing problem, well not really life changing. "Now let's see a cup of hair, Check A cup of sugar, Check And 2.464563 cups of manticore slobber good now were ready to go"

As they used the wonderful dress as the utensils they started first using the dress to get the manticore slobber out of the bowl into the other bowl don't ask. Second was dumping the cup of sugar into the bowl using the dress but the cup dropped out if her dress splattering all over the floor!

"What are we going to do?" Rarity said sounding very stressed. But they were all thinking the same thing... As they burst dropping to the ground licking up the sugar, then scraping the sugar off there tongues into the bowl. "This is gonna taste super yummy!" said Pinkie Pie very excited to eat the cupcakes when they were all done. As Rarity dumbed the hair into the bowl she started to stir and stir. Intel it was well mixed then put them in the cupcake tray. "Pinkie I forgot where I put the cupcakes next?" she said sounding very confused "In the fridge!" she answered with glee.

Later that same day when the cupcakes were done baking in the fridge Twilight used her tail to get out the cupcakes. The cakes look absolute tasty as Rarity picked up the first cupcake and took a bite "Hmmmm delicious." she said with her eyes closed taking in every taste. Pinkie Pie was the most proud of the baked goods as Twilight,Pinkie, and Rarity ate all of them. Then the white unicorn went outside again hoping she would have better luck now with her flying problem.

As she took a jump she fell straight to ground head first. "I just don't get I tried everything." Rarity said disappointed. Well there was one option left and it was very dire. "Lets go dig a hole!" they all said at the same time. As they got there spoons and ran off they all new this was going to be fun. Probably about 2 hours later they broke 1/2 inch of dirt. "That was so much fun I love the trench we built!" Twilight said bursting with excitement. "YAH Let's make it bigger!" they all said at once. I think it was about 10 hours intel they got bored. The hole was about 4 inches deep and 5 inches wide. "Well that didn't help with my problem." said Rarity. Well they all new it was fun but it didn't help with Rarity's problem.

As Rarity was thinking by herself while Twilight was taking a tomato shower. She finally got it, this was going to work, she was going to have to fist fight a Manticore. She had a excellent idea also she was going to use a power attack. As she was wandering through the Ever Great Forest she saw a Manticore with her hooves all stretched out she went out of the bushes with a rattle and confronted the beast.

This was going to be a difficult battle as Rarity hit the Manticore with a power attack and while it landed on the manticore he fell straight to the ground. She did it, she brought down a full grown Manticore and she also did it in style. But at last she couldn't fly what was happening as she cried in the forest waiting for her wings to be epic again. As then Rainbow Dash flying over head "Rainbow Dash you stole my wings didn't you?" she hollered above her. As Rainbow Dash flew down looking quite lazy like she usually was. "Rarity you never had wings." the pegasus said being worried about her best friend.

"What I had always had wings Rainbow Dash there just sprained or somepony stole them." she said looking angrily at Rainbow Dash. As Rainbow Dash flew away into the purple clouds above. As the unicorn thought maybe I didn't have wings but, she snapped that idea out of her head. Well somepony must know where my glorious wings are. As she reached D3erd-< "D3erd-< where do you think my wings are then?" she said quickly. "Sorry I'm busy right now delivering mail and eating cupcakes." as she accidentally puts cupcakes in the mailbox and bites the mail. Rarity was even more worried then before.

She was getting absolute nowhere but what about Rainbow Dash maybe she was right. Yeah she was right how did I not see I didn't have wings let alone feathers. She was ashamed of herself making her friends do all of that and then figured out to write a letter to the princess. Dear, Princess Celestia
I have learned to always listen to yours friends and not always assume you are right because your friends might be right. Also, never take a showers with jam you will get extremely sticky and will have to lick yourself clean
From Not a pegasus Rarity