Add a bit of pink in your life.

by Sean Retro

Rating: teen
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Human, Sad, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Other, Romance, Sex
Length: 1011

Never been loved and cared by anyone. Decided to live alone in a quiet place, doing what he enjoy doing without anyone making fun of him or hurting him. Then one day three anthropomorphic ponies appeared that he saw before into his life.
Will they be kind to him for the first time in his life or will they be the same like the others?

Published 2012-05-20 22:44:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-20 22:44:02 UTC

Chapter 1: What the?

Chapter 1

What the?

1st POV

Oh my head, what was I doing? I know I’m not drunk since I don’t drink and I know I don’t do drugs, so what was I doing? Let’s see what I can remember, I was doing some shopping, driving home, got into my home, heard something in the living room, put down my shopping quietly, then quietly check the living room and then I blank out. Also I seem to be tied up and blind forded as well, have I been abducted? Seem to be the only logical thing so far, but for what for money?

“Why?”

What the, who’s that?

“I’m sorry aunt…when this thing came in here…and while you’re still out…I had to do something.”

Aunt? Out? What is she talking about, she sounds young and the first one sounds older.

“She right…have you seen this thing drawings? I’m sure its…but its draws you and the…in a different way.”

Ok, that sounds like a young boy, which makes three in my home if I’m still in my home right and… “Wait a minute here what do you mean thing?” Why do I get a feeling I should have kept my mouth shut.

“Its wake, what are we going to do?” that sounds like the young girl again, I just need to do this carefully

“What do you want with me? Why I’m I tied up and blind forded?” Come on stay relax, you can do this.

“Sorry about that, when my sister used her magic to put you asleep, I thought it would be a good idea to tie and blind forded you just so won’t freak out.”

“What do you mean magic? No human can use magic.” Great I must be dealing with drug heads that thinks they’re unicorns when they’re on the drug.

“Oh is that what you are. I never met a human before, do you like cupcakes?” Yep I’m dealing with drug heads here.

“Can you at least take the blind ford off, just so we can talk better and work something out here?” Say yes, say yes.

“Sure it’s no fun for you talking to us when you can’t see anything.” Ok so far so good if they let me live after I seen their faces, I’ll call the police for pay back when they leave. “Yes that would be a good idea.” Come on take it off I need to know what you look like.

“Aunt Pinkie, are you sure it’s a good idea?” Bit of an odd name, but just to be sure.

“Is that your nick name Pinkie?” Please give me your real name I can use that.

“No silly, Pinkie is my name, Pinkamena Diane Pie but everypony calls me pinkie Pie and I’m the party pony of Ponyville.” Oh, a brony never thought I would meet one. Just a shame it had to be one of those that thinks he or she is a pony when they’re high. Oh well might as well play along. “Ok then Pinkie I know I said this before, but could you please take this blind ford off.”

“Oki doki loki, just give me a sec here.” Finally I’ll be able to see again.

Is that hands I can feel at the back of my head, oh I bet the police is going to have a good laugh when I tell them the one who did this thinks she “PINKIE PIE!”

“That’s right. Also this unicorn here is Pumpkin Cake and this Pegasus is her twin brother Pound Cake.”

“Hi.” ”Hello” Said the Cake twins.

I can’t believe what I’m seeing here, Pinkie Pie and the Cake twins from the Friendship is magic show right in front of me. The only difference I can see about them is the Cake twins seems to be about 9 or 10 years old instead of a month old and for Pinkie Pie as well as the Cake twins is they’re anthropomorphic, they look like us humans but as the same time they look like ponies from the show, they the same hair, the same coat, the same eyes, Pumpkin Cake got her horn, Pound Cake got his wings and Pinkie Pie is well Pinkie Pie.

“Mr human thing, you still haven’t told us your name yet.” said Pinkie Pie

I look at Pinkie to answer her Question. “Oh, my name is Jack Darnson.”

“Ok then Jack where are we, how did you know aunt Pinkie Pie and why do you have drawings of other ponies we know also have aunt Pinkie took some of the drawings off us and won’t tell us what they’ll are doing until we’re older.” Said Pound Cake.

“Ok then, first you’re on earth the home planet to us humans, second you’re in a world when you lot exists as cartoon characters on a TV show only a to see a few difference between to you and the show, ‘oh god I hope this Pinkie Pie isn’t from that Cupcake fan fiction,’ third I like to draw. Before I answer the forth one I need to ask, how old are you and your sister?” I think it’s best to know first.

“Me and bother are 10 years old, why?” Pumpkin Cake said

Ah I was right with the age thing. “I think it will be best to wait when you’re older Pumpkin Cake.”

Pinkie Pie came next to me quietly said to me “thanks me not telling them.”

I replied “No problem.”

The place was quite for some time, no one knows what to do and I was still tied up. “So how did you three ended up in this world then?”

“I can answer that one. I don’t know how much knowledge you humans have on magic, but I’ll explain it the best I can on how we got here.” Pumpkin Cake had worried look on her. She feels like it’s her fault. I know how it feels, been blamed over something when you have nothing to do with it.