Discord has a Little Fun...

"Okay, children! Let's go see the statue garden!" Cheerilee said to her students as they toured Canterlot for the second time. "And you three! Don't you go messing everything up like you did LAST time. You almost destroyed Equestria. Now DON'T fight around the Discord statue, or ANY statue for that matter! We don't need some other strange villain roaming around the world."

"We won't, Ms. Cheerilee!" Promised the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

They got near the garden that held the odd statues that all symbolized something, like friendship and whatnot.

"Remember, girls, don't screw with ANYTHING! Do you hear me!?" Ms. Cheerilee yelled towards the three trouble makers.

"We won't!"

"You better not..."

Ms. Cheerilee walked by by all the statues and explained each of the statues in a monotone voice. They soon walked towards the Discord statue which now looked like a creature who went out with a whimper. She looked at the Crusaders with an angry look.

"How about we just SKIP this statue and head on to the maze?" She said walking off.

"Oh why does Ms. Cheerilee worry about us wrecking everything we see?" Complained Scootaloo.

"Maybe because we DID cause all that mess a while back..." Responded Sweetie Belle

"Well, it ain't our fault! We didn't do nothin' wrong!" Said Apple Bloom.

"What do you mean we didn't do anything? We hit the statue while fighting!" Said Sweetie Belle.

"Oh, look at me! I'm a terrible child!" Joked Scootaloo, who was now jumping on top of Discord's head.

"Get off of that! We might get caught!" Apple Bloom yelled.

"Oh c'mon! Nothing can go wro-" Scootaloo jumped once more and a huge crack slammed down the whole statue of Discord.

"Oh no. We should've just stuck with the group!"

"Let's get outta here!"

-------The Next Day

CRACK!

A large cracking was heard in the sculpture garden.

"What was that!?" Shouted Princess Celestia.

"In the sculpture garden! Look!" Princess Luna pointed out the window in the royal... well, their kitchen.

The two sisters looked out the window in shock. It was Discord!

"I'm free! Finally time to bring some more chaos! First stop, Ponyville!" Discord flew off, leaving the two sisters wondering what the heck just happened.

We must warn Twilight! They must get here fast to get the Elements of Harmony and stop him before he does anything!" Princess Celestia started writing the letter to Twilight.

My dearest student, Twilight Sparkle,

Discord has seemed to escape his stone trap once again. We need you to get here fast and use the Elements to stop him! Hurry!

You're teacher, Celestia.

"You won't be sending THAT anytime soon, my friend!" Discord flew in and destroyed the letter before Princess Celesta could send it.

"Discord! You won't get away with this!" Screamed Luna.

"Oh, but I already have! See?" Discord removed the horns and wings of the two princesses, making them just freakishly tall, simple Earth Ponies.

"My wings and horns! Why do you do this, Discord? What do you plan to do!?" Princess Celestia asked, but it was too late. Discord had already vanished and was on his way to Ponyville.

-------At Ponyville...

Let's see... How should I pull this off? I think I'll do it quietly, or maybe I can transform Ponyville into a terrible mess right now!" Discord went over the multiple options he had. So many to choose from!

Discord finally came to a conclusion. "Love! I'll make random Ponies fall in love with one another! It's the perfect plan!" Discord started to laugh.

"I want to see the looks on their faces when there friends are suddenly in love with a random Pony! Ahah! Who will be the first two victims of my little project...?"

Cheerilee exited her house to go to school and start teaching the young fillies.

"Oh, she will be PERFECT!" Discord flew around to find a random stallion.

Discord flew across Ponyville invisible to the Pony eye. Who would be Cheerilee's new mate? He soon came across a large, maroon/red Pony with a large apple on his flank. "Oh what do we have here? Isn't this the brother of the one who possesses the Element of honesty? Perfect..."

Discord held out his hand has it started to glow a purple, pinkish color.

Thwack!

Discord punched Big Macintosh across the snout. He didn't really have to punch him, but he needed the thrill of doind some sort of damage.

He flew over to Cheerilee who was teaching her students, and tapped her on the shoulder.

Cheerilee was over throne with love for Big Mac and needed to see him! "Um... Class is over now, I need to see my Shloopy Doopy Sweetie Pie!"

"Uh oh... Do ya think she means Big Macintosh!?" Worried Apple Bloom.

"How could it be him? Maybe she found another Pony?" Responded Sweetie Belle in a confused tone.

"Yeah, and who would have gave them a love potion? The only other Pony who knows how to do that is Twilight, and I think egg heads don't know a thing about love." Said Scootaloo.

Discord watched as the two Ponies ran towards each other. Oh how funny this is going to be!

"I missed you my shloopy doopy sweetie pie!" Said Cheerilee. Wait a minute... she 'missed' him? They were together before? Discord rethought what spell he had used.

"Ahah... Oops... I seemed to have over powered this spell a bit, I might wanna lower the power of it." He held his and out again and the colors dimmed into a grayer version of what it was before. "That's better."

"Who next... So many Ponies to choose from!" Discord looked around for a holder of an Element. He really needed to get that itch. Revenge. "I want to make sure she knows for a fact that it was me doing this to her. In fact, why don't I expand my choices a bit?"

Discord went out into an open field and threw down a ball of light. Upon impact on the ground, portal to every town in Equestria opened up. He had choices of Ponies from Manehatten to Appaloosa! "How about... him?"

Discord flew into a portal, and picked up a Stallion, and flew back.

"Wait! Let me go!" Screamed Donut Joe.

"Oh, don't worry! In good time!" Responded Discord.

Twilight looked out her window. Her eyes met with an unpleasant sight. Discord.

"Discord!" She yelled. "How did you escape!?"

"Why don't you ask the Cutie Mark Fillies or whatever they call themselves?"

"You won't get away with this!" Twilight Sparkle yelled.

"Aww, you don't even know what I'm doing. Here, hold this." He shrunk Donut Joe and placed it in her hoof.

"See, now watch." He said, tapping on each of there shoulder with his love spell hand.

"Do you really want to let him leave you, Twilight? I mean, you two ARE just perfect for each other." Said Discord.

"No... I don't want him to ever leave!" Said Twilight.

"And I don't ever wanna leave..." Said Donut Joe. "May we... go out for lunch? I do own a Donut Shop!"

"Oh, yes! It's what I've always wanted! Where have you been all my life!?" Twilight was jumping up and down with joy as they walked off.

Discord laughed. "Oh my GOD that was hilarious! Maybe I could do Apple Jack? Or Rainbow Dash? This is just TOO funny!" Discord said, flying off to find the perfect Stallion for Apple Jack.

"I know! How about Prince Blueblood? They're complete opposites!" He flew into the portal that led to the Canterlot palace. Where was he...?

"There he is! Get him!" A Royal Guard shouted. Soon, dozens of Guards were swarming Discord.

"Fools." Said Discord, as he slammed a pink glow ball on the floor. "You will all now let me through." As if on cue, the Guards let him through.

"Discord! Stop what you're doing!" Shouted the Princesses who ran up to see the commotion.

Discord couldn't control his laughter. "You guys... you look so FUNNY without you wings or horns!"

Discord turned his face serious. "Stay out of my way." Both of his hands glowed the color of the spell and he zapped Celestia. Now this was interesting... Who could he make Celestia fall in love with? He put on a mischievous smile. "You." He pointed at Luna.

"What!?" Luna shouted, but it was too late. She was zapped with the love spell and saw her sister as a beautiful goddess.

"Sister... I don't care if we're related..." Started Luna. "I love you..."

"I... Love you too..." Responded Celestia.

"I'll leave you two love birds be." Discord said, leaving and laughing.

"Did we fool him, Sister?" Asked Luna.

"Yes. Cadences spell worked, the ani-love spell, made to take two Ponies who shouldn't be together apart. We'll have to thank her for it." Responded Celestia. "Let's get to Ponyville as fast as we can before Discord finds out."

"Now... where is that stuck up snob..." Said Discord, looking for the Prince. "There he is." He flew through his window. Blueblood was getting groomed for the thousandth time.

"Ahh! Guards! Protect me!" Shouted the Prince. The guards didn't move, for they were still under Discords spell.

"Guards! Wuagh!" He freaked out as he was swooped from his chair and set into Discords hand. "Let go of me you hideous creature! Unhand me now or else you'll be in a world of pain!"

"Oh, shut up!" Said Discord who teleported himself to Sweet Apple Acres. "Here is your new home, home of your soon to be lover. You will be with her for the rest of your little life."

"Oh! Heavens no! This is such a... NASTY place for a prince like me to li-" He was zapped with a spell. Apple Jack walked out of her barn to see what the commotion was about.

"What in the hay is goi-" Apple Jack was shocked with love. Discord placed Blueblood on the ground for that was what he requested to see his love, Apple Jack.

"Blueblood... Ah know we haven't really talked all that much, but... Ah think we were meant for each other..." Said Applejack.

"I know how you feel, my love." Said Blueblood Romantically.

"But... What about your hooves? They'll surely get dirty here at the farm!" Said Apple Jack, only wanting best for her true love.

"I don't care! Anything for you! All I want in return is your love!" Said Blueblood.

"And that's all ah want from you!" Said Apple Jack. Even the most opposites of opposites can fall in love when it's put in the hands of Discord.

'Hahahh!" Discord laughed hard and flew off. He needed to calm down. Maybe make someone truly happy. Like Rarity, and that wingless dragon, Spike! Discord knew if he got too power happy he would lose control and destroy everything. So this sounded nice and calm. Off to Twilight's library.

"Twilight? Where in Equestria are you?" Shouted Spike. It wasn't like her to just wander off.

"There you are, little dragon. I'll make Rarity fall in love with you, and then I'll get back to the messed up loves." Said discord.

Discord flew to the Carrousel Boutique and zapped Rarity.

"Spike..." Said Rarity, acting as if she hadn't seen him in years. "We'll go on a picnic! Oh I better prepare!"

"Ugh. I'm not into all this happy love crap. Who's next... Pinkie Pie!" Discord flew around Equestria looking for the strangest one to go with Pinkie Pie. Within ten minutes of his search, he found an ad.

Iron Will!

He will teach you to be assertive! Guaranteed or your money back!

"Oh this'll be a good laugh. " He said to himself, picking up Iron Will. Like all the others, he too was screaming to be let go.

Discord made it back to Ponyville to find an unpleasant surprise. The Princesses, and they had there horns and wings back. They flew up to where Discord was. "Stop this, Discord. Nature is out of balance!" Said Celestia.

"How did you even..." Started Discord, but was interrupted.

"We have a niece, you know. Her name is Cadence. Remember? She too is an Alicorn with great magic powers. She returned them to us."

"No! You can't stop me!" Screamed Discord. He knew he had been beaten before the beating had even taken place.

"Luna, NOW!" The princess' horns glowed and the sun and the moon in the sky moved right next to each other.

"No! You can't! Don't do this!" Yelled Discord.

"This power will return you to your previous form, stone!"

"Well, in that case... Let's make sure you don't put me back in that garden for embarrassment." The bolt came down and Discord raised his hand, and stuck out his middle finger.

ZAP!

Discord was turned into a stone statue.

"Well that was stupid of him." Said Luna.

"Why? He won't be humiliated anymore." Said Celestia.

"You don't get it, he shows profanity, so he won't get put back into the garden. There's no chance of anypony reviving him.

"Oh yeah, I didn't think about that, Sister!" Said Celestia.

"Well, let's put everypony back to normal." Exclaimed Celestia.

Spike ran up to the two Princess', for he had just heard everything. "Please Princess! Don't change Rarity! We're as happy as can be! Please!"

The two Princess' looked at each other and smiled. "No, Spike. Rarity's love for you is artificial. It's not real. But there is something I can tell you. She does have a thing for you. You can make her love you without a spell." Said Celestia.

"But..." Said Spike sadly. "Fine..." Spike walked off.

"Well, Sister, ready to get started on fixing this mess?" Asked Luna.

"I guess." Sighed Celestia.