Tale of Two Worlds

        “...Fuck.” I said. Hell, that was the only thing I COULD say! I had the mane 6 and Celestia on Earth, and they were the only ones who could stop Discord in Equestria, and it’s all my fault! All I could do was stare at them, lying there unconscious, and... naked.

There was the girl who was obviously Rainbow Dash, she was the slim, athletic girl with the rainbow hair. She looked like she was out like a baby, hopefully she wouldn’t be as cranky as one when she woke up. The next girl was Pinkie Pie. Pink, curly, bouncy hair? Unmistakable. She was about average body size, but a bit on the pudgy side. Barely, but it was there. Must be all the sweets... I thought as I looked to the next girl, Applejack. Her Stetson landed right next to her head, and she was using it as a sort of pillow on the hard concrete. You could tell she was strong, but at the same time, she wasn’t intimidating. Just some country girl you’d see walking around, everything about her looked perfectly normal. Twilight, she looked rather normal as well. A bit skinnier than average, but aside from her dark purple hair with the pinkish-purple streak, she looked like a perfectly normal girl. Rarity, she looked very, err, pretty. She was attractive, I’m just not into the whole makeup caked face thing. She still had all her makeup on, all her beauty products, and her perfectly groomed hair remained intact. A bit dirty, but the same way it was before. Oh boy, she won’t like that...

Fluttershy, she was... just, wow... She was easily one of, if not, the most beautiful girls I had ever seen. She had such a slim figure, her soft facial features were just beautiful. He long, pale pink hair was just perfect. She was always my favorite, and I’m sure that amplified my attraction to her tenfold, but still, she was just... beautiful.

And then there was Celestia. She was clearly taller than all of us, at least by a few inches. She still had her regal crown, and her multi-colored hair that waves from a non-existent wind was sure to garner more attention than everyone elses hair.

I need to get them inside, 8 naked people with weird hair isn’t gonna sit well with the neighborhood... I already had my arms in a lifting position on Rainbow, when I heard Twilight. “Oh.. my head... It hurts so...” She started to rub her head, and I knew she was about to start freaking out the second she noticed she had no horn. Shit. I quickly laid Dash back down right as the freaking began. “WHERE’S MY HORN?! WHAT ARE THE WORMS ON MY HOOVES?!” She screamed as she started to try and awkwardly run away on all fours.

“Twilight! TWILIGHT!” I kept yelling her name to get her attention, and she finally stopped and turned to me, looking fearfully at me. “Twilight, It’s me Silver Tongue. We are all on Earth, where I am from, and you all are human, like me. Now, stand up on 2 legs like me, you look ridiculous.” Oh boy, did she look pissed. I could see the fire in her eyes, she was full of rage. “Calm down?! You helped Discord take over Equestria, and you’re telling me to CALM DOWN?!”

        She ran -More like stumbled- over to me and started hitting me with closed fists as hard as she possibly could, which, wasn’t very hard. “Twilight, I didn’t help Discord!” “LIAR!” “If I was helping Discord, why would I have told you everything? Huh?” I struggle to grab her arms and stop her from hitting me. She just wouldn’t listen to me. “Twilight, all I wanted to do was get to Equestria, so I tricked Discord!” She stopped struggling and looked at me, tears in her eyes. I sighed. “But he was just using me...” Twilight breaks down and starts crying into my chest, clearly overwhelmed by everything going on. I’m sure all of them will be, as I am, but I have to keep calm and think of a way to get back. “He was using all of us Silver, all of us...”

        I say nothing and instead just keep an arm around her to comfort her. Then I heard that same god damned voice... That same voice of the being that sent us here. Discord. I don't think I could ever thank you enough for playing your part so well. Consider all them a gift. From a benevolent ruler, to his loyal subject, Bwahahhaa!!!

“Benevolent my dick...”  “What?” “Huh? Oh, nothing, Twilight.” She stays crying into my chest, her tears wetting my torso as well as her face. “Twilight, we’ll get out of here. Look, everyone else is here, even Celestia.”

        “The Princess is here?”

        “Yeah, you go wake her and I’ll wake the others, okay?”

        Twilight nods as she walks clumsily over to the Princess, and gently shakes her, trying to wake her up, as I do the same to the others, starting with the one least dangerous to me when they’re angry, Fluttershy.

        After about 10 minutes of waking everyone up, and promptly getting hit or slapped from everyone except Fluttershy, we were all standing, everyone looking accusingly at me. We also seemed to be gathering some unwanted attention from onlookers. “Where in tarnation are we? What did ya do Silver Tongue?!” I raise my hands to show my innocence. “I didn’t do anything, Applejack! It was Discord!” I sigh. “Anyways, we are on Earth, where I am from, and you are all human. Also, call me Byron here.”

        People have started to move closer to the group of 8 naked people standing around, and are clearly staring. Alot of attention and crowds always made me anxious, and I’m sure to the ex-ponies, a whole mob of strange creatures wasn’t keeping them calm either. “What are they staring at? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?” Dash yelled, she was clearly getting angry, fast. “Dash, they’re looking at us because we’re.. err, naked..”

        “So?”

        “So, it’s not decent for humans to be naked out in public. We need to get you inside and get some clothes for you guys.” I start to pull them all towards my house quickly, getting resistance only from Rainbow Dash. “Dash, get INSIDE!” “Why?!”

        “Because someone is gonna call the cops, and we’re all gonna get put in jail or something, GET IN!” “...Fine.” Luckily I had left the door unlocked when I chased after Discord and he teleported us to Equestria. Everything was the way I had left it, dishes still dirty, room still cluttered, living room filled with pizza boxes, everything was good here.

A strange new world... So much to learn and explore in this new dimension, wherever do I start? Pinkie Pie looks around the house, curiosity taking over her every sense. “OOOOHHH! What’s THAT do?” She questions as she bounces over to a strange box like thing with glass on one side and buttons on it. “That? That’s a TV. It’s for entertainment.” Byron explained as he walks into another room, probably to get some clothing for everyone, but Pinkie wasn’t concerned with that, she had a new toy to play with. “OOH! What does THIS button do?”

        I walked into my room to get some clothes for myself, and as always, it took me awhile to decide. I’ve always been indecisive, about everything. No matter what it is, I can’t decide. After about 10 minutes of trying to decide, I settled on some dark blue jeans and a dark red t-shirt. I had just gotten my pants on and was about to put on my shirt, when I heard a condemning sound:

My Little Pony, My Little Pony

        “...Fuck.” I dropped my shirt and ran into the living room, where everyone was staring at me accusingly. “Guys, I can exp-” Out of nowhere, Rainbow Dash tackles me and pins me down, cutting me off mid-sentence. “OK PAL! You’ve got ALOT of explaining to do! Are you some kind of spy?!” Dash stares me down, growling at me, while everyone else just looks at me with the same accusing expression.

        “What? No!” I return Rainbow’s glare as I continue speaking. “You guys, Equestria, everything else? Yeah, all of that is made into a television show for young girls here. Your lives are made into entertainment for us.” I manage to push Dash off of me and stand up, probably due to the shock of what she just heard. “Alright, I know it’s alot to take in but-” As I look around at everyone's shocked expressions, I notice a sight I never want to see again in my life.

        I saw Fluttershy, curled up in the corner, starting to cry from everything I just said. My expression quickly changed from bold, to compassionate. “No, Fluttershy.... Please don’t cry, it’ll be okay.” I slowly walk towards her, as I look towards Celestia. “Please tell me you know a better way to explain this?”

        The Princess sighs and nods. “Yes. I’ve been studying this new magic we discovered after you all encased Discord in stone. From what I’ve gathered about it, it seemed Discord can travel dimensions. And, he proved it to be true.” Celestia looks at Twilight with a sorrowful expression. “I’m sorry I kept this from you Twilight, it was just too unstable and dangerous, and I couldn’t risk anypony getting hurt.” She sighs and looks to her feet in shame.

        “It’s alright, Princess. You did what you had to do.” Twilight says as she gives the Princess a reassuring smile. “That’s how Discord found me... He traveled here and brought me back with him, which was my plan, but he fooled me by making me think I fooled him...” I go back to Fluttershy and giver her a reassuring hug, doing anything I can to keep tears from falling down her face. “I’ll get you back Fluttershy, I promise. Everything will be okay...”

        I was wrong. Oh man, I was terribly wrong.