Disclaimer and Fetishes: A Collection of Haikus by Qiscord

This fic right here? Porn.
If you're not at least eighteen,
Do not read this stuff.

Like I said, it's porn.
But it's not just any porn.
Here's the stuff it's got:.

There'll be Doll Play,
Musical Hypnosis, and
Some Romantic Fluff.

Man, this stuff is hard.
I'm not good with haikus, so
Let's get started. Woo!

"So you've taken both Pinkie Pie and Rarity." the voice on the other end of the line said. Sunset nodded, even though she knew the gesture would go unnoticed.

"Yeah." Sunset replied. "No trouble. I got a bit carried away with Rarity, though. I nearly..."

"Sunset." the voice said. "You know you don't have to save your first time getting eaten out for me. Just have - What'd you name them again? - Just have Slut or Whore do it."

"No. This is something special, and you deserve it."

"For someone hypnotizing and having sex with all of our friends, you sure have some silly inhibitions."

"Oh, so we're going there, are we? 'Cause as long as we're talking about inhibitions..."

There was a silence.

"That is it. Sunset Shimmer, get your sexy, snarky ass over here. We're halfway done, and I am going to reward you whether you like it or not."

"Gonna make my first time something special, are we? Don't worry; I'll be there, and I'll be so ready you'll-"

"Just come over to my house and have sex with me already, dammit."

"...On my way."

The motorcycle came to a stop outside a simple log cabin in a woodland clearing.
Sunset found herself here often, visiting her confidant as she'd slowly gathered up the courage to start her campaign.
Their collaboration had originated months ago, shortly before the Battle of the Bands. Still ostracized by the school at large, Sunset had found herself alone in a foreign world, still facing up to the horrible things she'd said and done during the last three years.

The search for absolution was long and hard, but she managed to find a friend in the last person she expected to reach out to her: Fluttershy.

Fluttershy knew what it was like to be an outcast, existing on the fringes of friendship, and she could tell Sunset's sadness and regret for what she'd done were sincere. Fortunately for the both of them, Fluttershy extended her friendship when Sunset was considering doing something...
Drastic.

Sunset shuddered at the memory, parking the motorcycle and removing her helmet, letting her long hair flow freely.

Once Fluttershy and Sunset had started talking, their friendship had been tentative at first; it wasn't until after the Sirens were defeated that it blossomed into something amazing.
Fluttershy was a spectacular listener, and knew when to calm Sunset down, or just what to say to brighten her friend's day up. She knew her friend's situation, and empathy seemed to be a natural thing for her.
Sunset, on the other hand, was the perfect confidant; she knew how to keep a secret; Fluttershy never felt like Sunset was judging her, and she wasn't - there was nothing anyone could confess to her that was worse than what she'd tried to do before. In addition, Sunset's confident, easygoing influence helped Fluttershy open up, break out of her shell, take risks; do things she'd never have even thought of doing around others.

Then, the evening of Fluttershy's nineteenth birthday, the two had been relaxing on the roof of Sunset's home after sharing a drink together, just the two of them. Sunset was buzzed, the hard cider she'd drunk before starting to rear its head, while Fluttershy, having overdone things slightly, was absolutely wasted. They leaned on each other and stared off into the sunset, and then Fluttershy had spoken.

"Y'know, Sunny..." Fluttershy had said, her words slow and slurred as she stared off into space, a wistful smile on her lips. "I'm dru- drunk, but I'm ppphhhheelin' confident, so I wannna tell you a ssecret."

"Anytime."

"I'm... I'm into girls, Sunny."

"That's... Cool, actually."

Sunset had been surprised, at first, to discover most relationships in this world were heterosexual; in Equestria, it wasn't uncommon for a mare to have one or two - sometimes even up to five or six - marefriends, with whom she spent her time. She'd chalked it up to gender ratios and moved on with her plans; conquering Canterlot High, at the time, was more important than contemplating cross-dimensional differences in sexuality.

"Not. *hic* Not just any girls, Sunny."

Fluttershy had looked deep into Sunset's eyes, then, her face flushed.

"I'm into you."

Sunset had lain there for a while, staring at Fluttershy for so long the latter had actually begun crying, fearing Sunset didn't return her affections.

The passionate kiss Sunset had pulled Fluttershy into, however, had dispelled those thoughts.

After they separated, Fluttershy was crying again; this time, though, a smile was etched onto her features.

"And no." Sunset said, grinning. "That wasn't just the cider. I really do love you too."

And she'd meant it, too. She wasn't sure exactly what had made her fall in love with Fluttershy.
Maybe it was the way her smile could light up a room. Maybe it was because of her angelic voice. Maybe it was because she was the first to show kindness to her since she'd reformed.
Maybe it was because of her gentle, yet razor-sharp, wit; Fluttershy could find a snarky retort for any situation.
Or maybe it was her restraint, for even with her gift for sarcasm, Fluttershy kept herself reined in around others, only letting herself loose when she was around Sunset. For someone who'd known a lifetime of nothing but greed, anger, and - in recent months - despair, meeting someone so in control of herself was like finding something strong to hold onto in a stormy sea.

Whatever it was, Sunset, over the weeks, had slowly come to realize that she was in love.
And, to her surprise, she didn't mind it all that much. Honestly, from what she'd experienced, it wasn't much different from friendship, except the feelings were a lot stronger.

They'd kissed again, and from there their friendship had grown even more intimate. The others had picked up on the subtle hints and taken them in stride. Sure, there'd be an occasional remark about Fluttershy or Sunset visiting each other to 'feel the Sunshyne', as the rest of the group called it, but other than that the two had slowly begun exploring their relationship.

As Sunset knocked on the door to Fluttershy's cabin, she blushed, remembering the first time she'd talked to Fluttershy about her plans.

They shared everything; there were few secrets between the two, but Sunset was still nervous the evening she'd finally come clean.

"Fluttershy?" she'd asked softly as the girl she was talking to slid into bed beside her. "How do you feel about..." a dry, nervous cough. "Bedroom play?"

"You mean... Like bondage?" Fluttershy had asked in reply, giving Sunset an inquisitive glance.

"That and more." Sunset had answered. "Bondage, pet play, role play; the whole thing. How do you feel about it?"

"I've... always been intrigued by it." came the reply. "It looked like it could be really enjoyable, but I was never brave enough to do it. Then again, I've never been in a relationship before."

"Well, do you wanna try it?"

There had been a long silence.

"Tomorrow night." Fluttershy had said. "That'll give us some time to write down our... interests. When we meet again, we'll compare them, and..."

Sunset had nodded, slipping an arm around her girlfriend.

"Can't wait." she'd said.

Imagine her surprise when she found that not only did Fluttershy have an interest in hypnosis and mind control, it was nearly as great as her own! She'd babbled for hours, expounding on all the different things she was just aching to try with her friends, if only they'd see things her way...

"Why do they need to?" Fluttershy had said. "It's perfectly possible to just have them adopt personas, then lose them when the fun's over. Nobody but the two of us would know; it's a victimless crime."

"That's the thing I'm hung up about." Sunset had replied, beginning to pace. "If I've 'coerced' them into saying yes, is it rape?"

Fluttershy had placed a hand on her chin, deep in thought, before replying.

"When it comes to Pinkie, Dash, Applejack, and I," she'd said. "Not really. I know the three of them well enough to know they're like me."

"Into hypnosis?"

"No; into girls. And I've seen the way at least Dash and Applejack look at you; if you asked, they'd say yes. This is just another way of asking, when you look at it."

With that, Sunset had begun her preparations. The following week was a blur as she trained, testing her inductions on Fluttershy - and, in some cases, herself - preparing the chemical she'd used on Pinkie, as well as the other chemical, the one in the vial tucked away in the pocket of her leather jacket...

The door opened, and Fluttershy stood behind it, beckoning for Sunset to come inside.

"So, today's the day, huh?" Sunset said, before Fluttershy's lips pressed against hers and she forgot about the world for a second.

"Inside." Fluttershy said when they broke apart, face flushed. "Now."

Smiling, Sunset obliged, following her friend inside. Once within the confines of the cabin, Fluttershy promptly disappeared into her room.

"I'm just slipping into something more appropriate." she called. "Do you want to, you know..."

"Just flip The Coin." Sunset said, waving an arm dismissively, even though, again, she knew her friend couldn't see. "We prepared for this, remember?"

Soon, the noises coming from her friend's closet stopped, and Fluttershy's voice emanated from around the corner.

"I flipped the coin." as the words echoed from behind the door, a small, plastic disk slid out from below the portal, and Sunset examined it.

They'd discussed at length who would take the lead once the time came for them to move further than kissing, and they'd eventually decided to leave the matter to chance. With Rarity's help, they'd modified one of her larger buttons, flattening it completely, making sure it was balanced, and printing Sunset's face on one side and Fluttershy's on the other, with orange and blue backing respectively.

Fluttershy's face looked back at Sunset from the coin, an even expression on it.

'She's on top.' Sunset thought to herself, a small tinge of apprehension entering her mind at the thought. She knew Fluttershy well enough to know how thin the veil of self-control she wore was; underneath that girl were desires that made Sunset's seem tame...

Fluttershy opened the closet door, and Sunset forgot what she was thinking about.

Her friend's breasts were the first thing Sunset noticed - the black leather bodice she wore had cutouts that exposed the gargantuan mammaries in all their glory. Fluttershy, indeed, possessed the largest bust of the six, and it showed as it swayed seductively with every step she took. Below the leather, Fluttershy wore a black thong that seemed to be having a hard time covering up everything; Sunset noted the small, yet growing, wet spot down there.

Black leather boots and gloves completed the outfit, and, as Fluttershy stalked seductively towards Sunset, the red-haired girl noticed that Fluttershy had somehow managed to dye a black streak into her hair.

'She's on top...' Sunset thought again, the words accompanied by glee this time.

"Hello." Fluttershy said, her voice low and smooth. "Are you ready?"

Sunset closed her gaping mouth and nodded.

"All right." Fluttershy said, beckoning with a finger. "Follow me."

Sunset dutifully followed Fluttershy to the bedroom and sat on the bed, looking up at her girlfriend as she tried to keep the eager expression off of her face.

Fluttershy snapped her fingers, then, and a soft song began filling the room, sending wave after wave of warmth and relaxation through Sunset's body.

"I know what you were expecting, Sunset Shimmer." Fluttershy's voice said, echoing and sounding far away, as if through a long tunnel. "'She's probably gonna put me under slowly.' You thought. 'She's so reserved, she'll probably just have me touch myself while she watches.' Well, you were wrong. I have plans for you..."

Even half in a trance as she was, Sunset noticed that the impersonation of her voice was spot-on.
There was another 'snap', and the waves came again, and Sunset started floating, all the background noise anround her slowly fading away.

"That's it." Fluttershy's voice, now loud and clear, said soothingly. "Sleep..."

Sunset hadn't even noticed her eyes closing, but closed they were, blanketing her in comforting, amazing blackness. Then, Fluttershy started singing, her voice soft. The melody drifted through Sunset's head, drowning all her thoughts with the words.

'Sleep' Fluttershy sang.
'Sleep for me
Close your eyes and sleep for me.
Feel your body slowing down
All those thoughts that make you frown
It's all right to set them free
Let them go, and sleep for me'

Sunset couldn't think.
She couldn't think about why she couldn't think.
All she knew was the ... around her and Fluttershy's ... as it told her to ...

Doll once had a name. She couldn't remember what it was, but she knew she had one.
She knelt on the ground, looking at Mistress with blank eyes.

Oh, how she wanted to rush to Mistress! Oh, how she longed to shower her owner with kisses! Oh, how Mistress's pussy called to her, inviting her to pleasure it! For Doll, there could be no greater joy.

But Doll sat; Mistress had not commanded her to move. Doll sat, waves of sweet, silken happiness flowing over her. Occasionally, she tried to move; feeling her body resist sent waves of pure ecstasy through her body. She would moan from the pleasure, if she could.

Mistress rose from her bed, regarding Doll as one might regard a piece of furniture. Doll was stripped, of course; how could one be clothed in the presence of one so perfect as Mistress?

"Stand up." Mistress's voice, like a chorus of angels, dripped into Doll's ears, and before the command was finished Doll was standing.

She had obeyed Mistress.
Doll nearly orgasmed then and there from the pleasure, the joy, of successfully obeying Mistress.

"Good Doll." Mistress called, and that tipped the scale. Doll cried loudly as she came, juices spurting from her.

She was a good Doll! Mistress had called her a good Doll! She nearly came again.

"Cum again, Doll." Mistress said. "And again. And again. Keep cumming, until I tell you to stop."

Doll cried so loud her voice broke as an explosion of pure, unbridled-
Doll's thoughts froze. All she could think about was Mistress.
As she came, she loved Mistress.
As she came, she served Mistress.

She felt her body collapse, crumpling onto the floor as she continued to gasp through her pleasure, the pleasure that filled her, consumed her.

Then, Mistress sat on her face.

Doll came twice as hard, her screams returning. Mistress had sat on her face! Mistress was touching her!
Doll swooned.

"Lick." Mistress's voice caled, and Doll's tongue went to work. With every orgasm, Doll's tongue flicked and swept through Mistress's folds, and soon Doll could taste Mistress's delicious, heavenly juices as she became aroused.
At the thought of Mistress becoming aroused because of her; because of lowly, unimportant Doll...
Doll lost consciousness.

When Doll awoke, she was licking Mistress's pussy still, although the orgasms had ceased. She said nothing, continuing her task, as Mistress moaned with pleasure.

"Oh, that's good, Doll." the angels chorused. "Right there."

Doll's efforts increased, and she could hear Mistress panting.

"Good Doll." she said. "Very good Doll."

Doll came, and her licking increased yet again in pace. She could feel Mistress clench, knew she was close...

...And then the heavens opened.
A pure, radiant joy completely overwhelmed Doll, and she came again and again, orgasming with each breath. She never wanted this happiness to stop! She had fulfilled her one purpose in life.
Mistress had cum.
Mistress had cum!

It tasted like ambrosia from heaven as it flooded Doll's mouth, and she drunk it greedily, losing herself in the joy.

"S-Stop licking!" Mistress cried, and Doll obliged, letting the juices flow all over her face, reveling in the pleasure that being around Mistress gave her. Mistress was her everything.

"You were amazing, Doll." Mistress said, panting, and Doll came again at the words.

"Now, Doll..." Mistress said, snapping her fingers. "Sleep."

Sunset woke up on Fluttershy's bed, smelling faintly of roses. She looked down and noticed her clothes were on.

'Did any of that actually happen?' Sunset silently asked herself.

"Are you awake?" Fluttershy's voice, quiet, emanated from the bathroom.

Sunset felt a thrill of joy from hearing Fluttershy's voice; even out of trance, it sounded like a chorus of angels.

"Yeah." she called, her voice dreamy despite her best efforts.

"Good." Fluttershy replied, and Sunset felt ecstasy run through her.

The door opened, and Fluttershy emerged, clothed in a towel and steam, fresh from a shower. Sunset noticed, then, that her hair was wet.

"I hope you don't mind."Fluttershy said apologetically. "I had you go first."

Sunset rushed to Fluttershy, a warmth filling her, a warmth that pressed their lips together, made Sunset press herself into Fluttershy as they made out.

"Okay, maybe I overdid it a tiny bit..."Fluttershy said, when she pulled away for some air.

"Are you complaining?" Sunset asked, an eyebrow raised.

"No."

They kissed again, and the towel fell. Fluttershy's considerable breasts pressed against Sunset's shirt, and she both cursed and thanked herself for not taking it off.

"You wanna know the best part about this?" Sunset asked, breaking away again.

"What?" Fluttershy replied, out of breath.

Sunset's eyes narrowed, and a grin slid onto her face.

"It's my turn now."

Author's Note

So here's the first of the 'Interlude' chapters. They'll focus more and story and exposition. Although they'll still have some porn in 'em, it won't be as heavy as other chapters.

Also, shipping! Where did that come from?
What's that?
You say you saw the [Romance] tag up at the top?
Oh.
Still, I hope you enjoy this one.

Also, for those of you wondering what the ages of the characters are - so all three of you - Floots is 19, Sunny's 22, and the rest of the girls are 18, in their senior years of high school. Fluttershy's graduated, and Sunset has the Equestrian equivalent of a college education, so high school was just a front for her; she stopped attending classes after the Sirens were defeated.