The Renegades of Equestria

(Canterlot Blueblood’s room)

        Nighttime has fallen upon the world of Equestria. The sky was filled with twinkling stars, the moon was shining with the help of Princess Luna, and almost everypony was either closing up shop or already asleep in their homes, waiting to the sun to rise. So far it seems like a peaceful, quiet night for everypony in Equestria.

*CRASH!!!*

Well, almost everypony.

“MOTHER OF CELESTIA!!!” Yelled Blueblood as he was woken up by a loud crashing sound in his room. “What on earth is that thing!?” Before he could say anything else he heard some noises coming from the strange object with wheels. (Get your mind out of the gutters folks, it’s not that kind of noise.)

“Nice going, Jenny.” Said a feminine voice from inside. “I told you to make a left turn past Brooklyn drive; but no, you just had to make that right past that school so we wouldn’t be late to get home after the game expo we came from.”

“Well, sorry, Lily; but you and I both know how my mother is when it come to getting Mike back home before bedtime.” Jenny said as she rolled down the window to see where she and her friends were. “Hey, buddy, you wouldn’t happen to know-.”

Jenny was unable to finish her sentence as she saw a naked humanoid like pony with blonde hair standing in shock at what he’s seeing. Jenny’s face turned bright red and rolled her window back up. This, in turn, caused Blueblood grab the cover of his bed, and run off screaming down the hall yelling like a mad pony.

“So where are we?” Asked Kelley.

“I just saw a half naked anthro pony…...something tells me we’re not in the U.S.A anymore.”

“Okay…...what have you been smoking recently?”

“Kelly, I know what I just saw, and it was what I just said.”

“Right, and I’m the queen of London.” Kelly said as she exited the car. “Well, from I could tell, we’re in a building of some kind. Specifically a bedroom, but how the hell did we get here?” These questions were not gonna be answered as the door to the bedroom opened up and the pony that Jenny saw returned with more of his kind wearing gold armor and had swords and spears in their hands.

“Guards! There’s some kinds of monsters that just landed in my bedroom!” Blueblood yelled as he threw open his doors, only to hear someone yell back.

“Sir, for the last time, it was just a sock. please go back to sleep, Sir Blueblood.”

“......Holy crap, you we’re telling the truth, Jenny.”

“Told you! Now what are we gonna do?”

The guards looked inside and blinked at the strange beings. “Okay…So there really was monsters in his bedroom this time.” Said one of the Guards.

“Hey, we’re not monsters,” said Jenny, only for the guards to point their spears at them. "oh shit."

“Wait, let me try the Universal Greeting,” said one of Jenny’s friends, who looked like a cat. He got out of the car and walked up to the pony-humans and said this, “Bah-Weep-Graaaaagnah Wheep Ni Ni Bong.”

“Um, Mike, I don’t think that’s gonna help us,” said Kelly.

“Shh, it’ll work.” Mike responded confidently.

“Take a good look at yourself, little bro, you’re a cosmic cat.” Jenny said as she pulled out a purse mirror to show him. Mike’s mouth opened and closed like a fish as he saw himself in the mirror. “I’m a cat…”

The ponies just look at each other as if they were crazy. “What are you two waiting for? Send them to the dungeon!” yelled Blueblood in a newly-donned nightgown.

“Crap!” Mike yelled as he, Kelly, and Jenny ran back into the car. The guards just sweat dropped at them. As far as they could tell, they had no where to go. Seeing as they didn’t know what a car was.

“Great. Now what do we do?” Asked Mike.

“We drive.” Said Jenny as she put on sunglasses.

“We’re doomed.” Said Mike as he looks at his paws. “I must be high or something.”

“I doubt that.” Said Lily as she finally woke up from her sleep.

“Wait how long have you been asleep?”

“Long enough to know what’s going on sir fluffy.”

“Don’t call me that, and get us the hell out of here, Jenny.” Mikes said as she started the car back up, and push the pedal to drive towards the guards and Blueblood. The three ponies moved out of the way as the car zoomed past, swerving into the main hall before a loud crash sounded through the palace. “Sweet Celestia not the crystal statue!”

“Did I hit anyone?” Asked Jenny.

“No, but some of the ones chasing us are giving us the finger.” Said Lily looking behind.

“I think the car’s dead… and the windows are broken.”

“The car’s not dead, but the window do brake from time to time.”

“So why are we slowing down?”

“Cause you have it in first gear idiot. What, you never use a stick before?”

“No, I haven’t.”

“Then you suck at it.”

“I’ve only been driving a year!”

“Your point?”

“Ladies! Enough with the bickering!” Yelled Mike.

“Flying thing!?” Yelled out Lily as something landed on the hood of the car, they all saw a panicking lavender color pony with horn and wings.

“Well…...that’s something you don’t see everyday.” Said Mike.

“It’s so cute! Can we keep it?” Asked Jenny.

“NO!” Said Kelly as Jenny stopped the car causing the lavender pony to go flying into Celestia’s room. “Oh crap. I hope that pony lady isn’t dead?”

“We’ll worry about her later.” Said Jenny. She shifted the car into second gear and pulled off down the hallway. “Right now, we need to get out of this place.”

“Do you even know where we’re going?” Asked Mike.

“Better than staying here and getting sent to jail. After what happen to the pony that was sent flying, I doubt they’ll think of us as normal bystanders. Nor will they think of us as innocent aliens from another world.”

“Understatement of the fucking millennium, sis. Also you might want to hit the brakes.”

“What are you talking abou-.” Jenny looked up to see a platoon of knights wearing gold armor blocking there path. “Dammit.” She said as she hit the brakes, causing the car to come to a screeching halt. She then tried to pull back, but it too was blocked by the same knights that were chasing them. “Seriously what the hell!?”

“There’s nowhere for you monsters to run.” Said Blueblood. “Surrender now and accept your death with grace and dignity.”

“Sir, I don’t think Celestia would allow that.” Said one of the knights.

“I’ll just say they gave me no choice in the matter, just kill them so I can take whatever they have and that metal turtle thing they hide inside in.”

“Great, now what do we do?” Asked Mike, who was hiding under Kelly in fear.

“..........Hold on to something, ladies and gentleman.” Jenny pushed her foot onto the gas pedal, causing the car to charge. “What I’m about to do is something I really hate to do…..do not tell my mother…..or my father…..or my parole officer.”

“Oh, this so not gonna end well for all of us, huh?” Asked Lily, who was holding onto her seat in fear of what’s about to happen.

“Sir they’re charging at us!”

“Hold the line fools! You are the royal guards of Canterlot! Don’t let that metal turtle with wheels scare you like a bunch of-.” Before Blueblood could finish his statement. The car that the cosplayers were in, rammed straight into him. Causing him to get run over and badly damage.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!” Yelled Mike.

“SORRY BUT IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION I HAD! WOULD YOU RATHER WE ENDED UP IN JAIL!?” Yelled Jenny.

“Um guys you might want to pay attention to the road.” Suggested Kelly.

“And why is that?”

“Because we’re about to hit that huge ass door right in front of us.”

(Outside)

“Hey did you hear something?” Ask one of the bat ponies guarding the outside door.

“Hear what?”  Just as he said that. The car burst through the door that the two bat ponies were guarding. Along with them were a platoon of pegasus and earth ponies chasing after the strange metal monster that was fleeing. “I think that was the sound you we’re hearing.”

“Should we do something about it?”

“.....Let’s just pretend we didn’t see anything and leave it to the ones that are following that strange monster.”

(Inside the car)

“Hard left, HARD LEFT!!” Yelled Kelly.

“I know how to drive Kelly, I have played a few driving simulator online after all.” Said Jenny as she made a hard left turn past a statue of a pony with a horn & wings, and was wearing a crown.

“And how many of those have you actually passed?”

“........Up yours bitch, no one likes a backseat driver.”

“And you’re wondering why we don’t drive with you that much.”

“Oh I like to see you drive better then me.”

“Then pull over and let me drive then.”

“No way!”

“Why not?”

“If you haven’t notice by now, we’re being chased by a bunch of flying ponies with spears in hand. Remember?”

“.....Oh….right….hard right then seeing how you’re driving at the moment.”

“You’re an idiot you know that right?”

“This coming from the girl who though she could fly just like super man.”

“Um not to change the subject or anything, but we’re running out of road.” Said Mike. As Jenny looked up to see a closed off sign causing her to hit the breaks on the car.

“Great now what do we do?“ Asked Lily.

“We could always fight our way out of the city?” Jenny suggested.

“And how are we gonna do that? If you haven’t notice, but some of us aren’t so well equipped or skilled in the art of combat.”

“True, but I have a theory that I need to test it out for a second.” Jenny unbuckled her seat belt as she open the door to the car and walked out.

“Wait, where is she going?” Asked Mike.

“If I know your sister, she’s pretty much gonna do something reckless. Come on let’s go help her seeing how we’re gonna get killed.” Said Kelly as she walked outside along with Mike and Lily.

“Weird creatures! Surrender and return with us to Canterlot dungeon or else!”

“Or else what jerkface!” Yelled Jenny.

“Or else we will take you down by force if we have to.”

“Well that’s gonna be hard for you all to do when your all on the ground now would it?” Jenny closed her eye as her body started to glow red and white. At first nothing happen as the guards begin to charge at Jenny thinking nothing would happen. That is until she open her eyes and caused everypony within her sight fall to the ground.

“How the hell did you do that?” Asked Mike.

“I honestly don’t know. I was just hoping that I had the same powers as Kat from Gravity Rush, but it appears that I do have them.”

“So that means we must have the same powers as the characters we’re dress up as in the game right?” Asked Kelly.

“Seem like it seeing how I just forced and entire platoon of ponies to fall to the ground.”

“Really now?” Lily said as she walked in front of Jenny. “PK FREEZE!!!” in a blink of an eye the entire platoon that were on the ground were now frozen into indivisural blocks of ice. “Holy crap she’s right!”

“Okay so we have the same powers and abilities from the characters of our games we’re cosplaying as. What do we do now?” Asked Kelly.

“Hm……Ever wonder what it feels like to be in a flying car?”

(Canterlot Castle)

“And that pretty much all that happen Princess.” Said a royal guard kneeling down towards the sun princess.

“Hm interesting, and what happen to my nephew Prince Blueblood?”

“He’s currently being sent to the hospital after the metal monster with wheels run him over.”

“What should we do Celestia?” Asked Twilight. “After what he told us and after me getting thrown by that metal monster and those creatures inside it, they can’t be left alone to wander around Equestria.”

“You’re right Twilight. After hearing all this they can’t be left alone to wander Equestria. Gather the your friends and the Elements of Harmony if we can convince them to turn themselves in.”

“On it Princess Celestia-.” Just as she finish saying that. There was an explosion behind Twilight causing her to fall on her face. Celestia looked in shock as she saw the metal monster that the guard was talking about.

“So not only are you a bad driver, but you’re also a bad flyer as well.” Said Mike.

“Oh I’m sorry do you want to draw Mike? Oh wait you can’t seeing how you don’t have hands!” Said Jenny smacking Mike upside his head.

“Excuse me creatures.” Said Celestia as she got the attention of Jenny and her friends. “Care to explain why you attack and almost kill my nephew a few moments ago?”

“To be fair he tried to kill us with a bunch of knight with spears in hand.” Said Kelly.

“And you could of try to talk your way out of it?”

“I doubt your idiot of a nephew would listen to what we have to say.”

“......You do realize you’re just dig a deeper hole for yourselves right?”

“Well sorry for say what’s on my mind, but he is a dumbass and a pansy.”

“Be that as it may, you three are under arrest for the assault on a prince.”

“Oh come on! He attacked us first. What did you think was gonna happen when you try to attack someone without reason?” Said Jenny.

“Self defence is one thing, but what you did to Blueblood was overkill. Now if you would so kindly as to get out of that metal thing and I’ll have the guards take you to the dungeon for your trail tomorrow.”

“Okay we could do that…..or.” Jenny’s body turns red as she used the powers of gravity to force Celestia, Twilight, and some of the royal guards against the wall or floor.

“Or I could do that and just drive away with my friends.” She said as she levitated the car out of the wall and into the air. “Oh and I would advise you not to follow or send anyone after us. Cause we’re not afraid to hurt anyone that follows us.” With that being said the four displaced humans flew into the night sky.

“Twilight.”

“Yes Celestia?”

“Get your friends and the rest of the elements of harmony. We’re going to have a meeting in the morning about what just happen.”