Twilight gets Shrekd

As Twilight felt a strong hand reaching her right shoulder, she slowly turned around just to be face to face with a green looking monster.

"SHREK!??" She yelled at him with unbelievable eyes.

As the ogre opened his mouth to speak, Twilight could smell the sent of onions coming out of Shrek’s teeth : „So it seems like you still remember me after all these ogretastic years.“

„I wish I could have forget you“ Twilight spoke as her thoughts starts to drift slowly into the past.

„11 Years ago but it still feels it was like yesterday….“ A blurry picture of herself as a foal playing in her own room appeared.

"I was only 9 years old. I loved you so much. I had every Shrek merchandise I could think of. Your movies filled me with joy when a day was dark and lonely. The only thing I had other than my books was you. I even made a school project focusing on onion magics. But this all ended on THAT NIGHT." A thunder roared through the skies as Twilight spoke out those last two words.

She saw her lying in her bed. She was thinking about all those books she read today and about the tests she will have this week. She cuddles against her Shrek plush and her mind was about to let loose as suddenly she feels something touch her. Rubbing her eyes, little Twilight got up and was looking down tot he end of her bed. She couldn’t believe what she saw. It was Shrek. She was so happy to see him.

The giant ogre then got on her bed and moved his lips close to her right ear. He then whispered: „It’s my Swamp.“ Twilight looked at him confused. „What do you mean with it?“ Shrek looked deep into her eyes and answered: „You’ll see when it’s oger.“

He then grabbed Twilight on her hind legs and turned her around. Twilight shrieked at this sudden turn of events. „W-What are you doing? I’m scared“ she yelled in a shaky voice as Shrek grabs her ass cheeks apart.

„D-Don’t touch me there“ Twilight said but the ogre didn’t listen. He slowly started to penetrate her with his onion rod.

„Nooooo it hurts so much“ Twilight screamed as she felt herself tear apart from shreks rough pounding.“

"Now now pretty pretty princess just relax" he grunted while he increased the strenght of his thrusting. Shrek started to move faster and faster, feeling his oniongasm comming.

Suddenly the door opens and Celestia and Luna were standing at the door entrance, jaws agape at the scene before them. Shrek who was still thrusting into Twilight looked at them directly in the eyes and said: „It’s almost ogre.“

Celestia and Luna both didn’t waste one second and charged a laser beam at Shrek. Both beams hit him directly in the chest and he was send flying against the wall of the room.

Shrek shakes his head, got up and ran towards the window. As he sprinted he looked back at the group and said: „The last layer isn’t peeled yet." He then reached the window, opend it and flew out into the silent night sky.

Everything got blurry. The pictures in Twilight’s head dissapeared and she found herself in reality again.

„The last layer isn’t peeled yet“ she murmered to herself.

„It isn’t“ Shrek said. „But this time I’ll make sure that I’ll finish." He than pulled out an onion looking device out of his jacked.

"W-what is this thing?" Twilight asked the ogre with a bit of worry hinted in her voice.

Without giving her a proper answer, Shrek grabbed Twilight at her throat and pulled his onion thing over Twilights horn. Meanwhile Twilight’s struggling against the pure strenght of the ogre. She’s trying to get away from him but he’s too strong.

„That’s enough!“ She yelled as she tries to cast a magic spell but nothing happens.

"Wait! What ? Why can’t I cast magic spells anymore?"

"Because of my Onion Magic Drainer 6000 so you can’t pull dirty tricks on me. Also only I can remove it with my swamp magic" Shrek replied.

« Worst Day Ever » Twilight thought to herself.

„Now let’s move on where we last stopped“ Shrek said as he puts both of his hands on each of the purple pony’s wings.

„N-No d-dont touch me there" the princess yelled at him but the ogre ignored her. He then proceeded to lift her up on her wings and slammed her down on the ground. Twilight moaned as her body made contact with the cold castle floor and before she could get up she heard an ogerly grunt behind her. With her stomach laying towards the ground she looked behind just to see a green creature jump at her. Her body hit the rough ground again as she felt the full weight of the ogrelord on her.

Shrek then proceeds to pin Twilight down on the ground, pressing both her wings with his hands on the floor. Twilight let out a hysterical scream as she felt a burning pain going though her wings.

„Please stop“ she begged. „We sure can talk about this from ogre to pony. What do you want ? I can give you a 5 Star swamp or do you look for more friends? We also have 2 donkeys in town, they’re pretty friendly. No ? How about a dragon? I have one called Spike and he can do every shit you want from him. He can make onion soup for you everyday."

"I just want pretty pretty princesses » the ogre whispered in her ear. With one mighty trust he plunged himself into Twilight’s wet pussy.“

Once again Twilight screamed as she felt Shrek’s long rod penetrating her. It was so humiliating. She, the Princess of Friendship, gets raped by an onion loving maniac.

Shrek started to put more effort into his thrust, slamming now merciless into the purple princesses plot. Everytime his two onion balls made contact with Twilight’s body, a loud slap echoed through the castle walls. The only other noises were the grunts the ogre made and Twilight’s little whiny whimpers.

Tears are now streaming down Twilight’s cheeks as the pounding got rougher and rougher. She can’t handle it anymore. Her body's gone totally numb now but this doesn’t kept the ogre from stopping his rampage on her. He just keeps on slamming into her over and over again.

As he saw that Twilight was crying he leaned his head forward right next to hers and started to lick at her salty tears. Now this was the ogre stuff he was into. Shrek suddenly felt his peek arising. He thrusted faster and faster into her.

He couldn't hold it anymore.

With one mighty final thrust he roars a mighty roar as he came forcefully into her pussy, filling the purple pony with his love.

Twilight’s eyes widend as she felt the hot semen rushing through her tunnels, filling her up to the brim.

„Nooooooooo“ she yelled while the ogre was still riding out his orgasm.

After he finished, he pulled out his penis, rubbed it once or twice and to Twilight’s shock she saw that it was fully erect again.

"Now let’s make everything as wet as my swamp" Shrek said while grinning at Twilight. He stood up and held his rod just above Twilight’s head.

„Inhale my dong enragement child“ the ogre said from above.

I’m not a child, I’m the princess of Eques…she gets shut down as Shrek grabbed her by her mane and forces her mouth onto his penis.

„It really smells like onions“, she remarked.

Shrek grunted as he held Twilight's head firmly. His rod was twitching inside her throat.

He let go of her and with one fast movement Twilight’s head snapped back. She coughed over and over again, desperately searching for air. The ogre looked down on her and whispered in an light angry tone: „Get to work“

Twilight immediately obeyed and started to carress his member. She started to lick his entire shaft from the base to the tip. Then she used her hoofs to massage his balls.

She could hear a small grunt from above, a sign that she was doing good. The alicorn then wrapped her wings around his shaft, stroking him in a slow and steady notion while licking the tip of his flesh. Precum was already coming out from his penis so she decided to get this over with. Her head now above the rod she slowly decended down until she reached the tip.

"This was it."

Going further she wrapped her mouth around the flesh sucking it slowly. Shrek is happy but this still wasn't good enough for him. He then grabbed Twilight by her mane again and told her that she should go faster.

Once again she obeyed and started to pick up the pace. Her head was moving faster up and down and everytime she was at the tip of the member again she forced herself down immediately, trying to take more and more of his erect penis.

Finally she made it to the base of his shaft and deepthroated him. First once. Then again and again and again. Increasing her effort once more, her head was bobbing at an insane speed, while she was still giving him a wingjob and massaging his balls at the same time. This with the addition of the sexy slurping sound she made while she was sucking him dry made it hard fort he ogre to not loose it right here and now.

Suddenly he felt a similiar sensation coming up again but he wanted to finish this perfect. He touched Twilight’s horn and pulled away the Onion Magic Drainer 6000.

« Use your magic to finish me, » Shrek said.

« It’s my chance » Twilight thought.

She now engulfed the ogres penis with her magic and started to stroke it simultaneously together with her wings. Still desperately sucking on his member, she carressed the penis even more with her tongue while her soft hooves were petting his onion balls.

This was now all to much for our mighty ogrelord.

„Turn around and get on your stomach“ Shrek commanded.

Twilight did what he said. She pulled her mouth away from his member, got on all of her four hooves and looked back at Shrek who was holding his rod. After stroking his Penis once more he let out another mighty roar. He came again and his seed was now shooting all over Twilight.

The first spurts landed on her silky mane and on her face. She shrieked as the hot semen made contact with her. The rest landed on her back and on her flank coating her entire body.

„I’m love, I’m life“ Shrek said while he still came all over the purple alicorn who was nothing more like a wet white mess.

„Now it’s finally my chance“, Twilight whispered to herself.

Twilight used all of her strenght that she had left and grabbed a Ballista from the other end oft he hall. „G-G-Got it. It’s Celestias old Sniper Rifle ». With those words twilight ascended into the sky. She looked down on Shrek and said : "This is for you you dick ass cunt piece of shiet hobolo faggot." Twilight proceeded to let herself fall. She then made a 720 turnaround and pulled the trigger while not even looking at Shrek.

A loud bang echoed through the old castle as the bullet hit Shrek between his eyes. But it didn’t stop there the bullet flew even wider and hit a fimiliar black hedgehog who was riding a motorcycle and also killed Hitler who was sitting on the toilet reading the last article about his favorite Yugioh card: The Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

„Get 720 noscope rekt“ Twilight screamed into the air while grinning sheepishly.

„Oh Baby it’s a triple“ a small voice yelled behind her.

"Who are you“ Twilight was wondering as her eyes spotted a little foal who was holding a small video camera.

"That’s not important the foal said. I just came here like a minute ago and I saw you on the ground with the sniper rifle so I thought this would give me many views on Youtube so I should record this.“

Oh man and how this kid was right. It became to most popular trickshot video ever.

Twilight also became a full time Faze member, received a life time supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos and lived happily ever after.

The End

Author's Note

Well this was something