Haha lol I dunt even no...
Hey twilight, can I kill you later? Asked Lamebow Mash
Sure Lamebow, you can do anything you want to me, as long as its legal
Juts then, a court judge cam oot (See what I did thar? CANADA) and tolde them aboot how murdering is illegal.
Wow, that sucks. Can I not go to jail if I kill her?
SHURE! Y NOT? The juge said.
Hey, why arent we using quotations when we spek?
Who the hell learned you how to spoke? Some random pony asked.
So the 9 (wtf?) ponies went over to the gem cave and stol lots of gems and ate them.
Y didnt we sell these? We coulda been rich, know we have no mony... Spike said happily
Wtf is wrong with you, why would u be hapy? flutrshy said.
Your grammar is awful, young ones. Maybe I should kill you all so that Equestria can be a better place. I know I've always wanted to kill you. I mean, come on, you guys are so annoying! selestia said.
U r a dick selesta. Kil me 1st.
hoo sayed that bad word "celsta yelled"
you put ur qotashuns at tha wrong spawt: lamebow crash replid
o lololol sory lamebow ill do betr next time
how
by kilin u al
and then they all died the end
