Halo gamer

by ironwar

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Sex, Crossover, Human, Anthro, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1058

If you love halo that this a story for you to read, ok guy buy things from you know who, got stuck in equestria, and now has to get bunqie on its feet ok WHAT

Ok a guy got displaced, we know all about that. But what makes him new is that he was not in costume but its what he buys that's makes him so great and the most the most wanted in equestria. Well people let's play halo and your have to read to find out his power. If he does have one. ;)

Published 2015-10-01 17:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-01 17:40:02 UTC

This Is what happed

Author's Note

This is just to feel awesome when reading this

This Is what happed

"Ok class, what does this statue represent?" a teacher that is never seen or heard from again asked. "A War!" "A knight!" "Bravely!" asked the three CMC that we all know and love or hate. "In a way, all of you are right. You see this statue was not made by pony hands or any hands we know of. You see this statue was found after the worst battle that the world has ever seen."

"Over a thousand years age, a daemon had come to Equestria with games that got ponies so addicted to them, that the wither just started to do itself. Animals were forced to take care of themselves and ponies started to get a lot more violent. All of that happen in only a few weeks."
"When the princess and the royal guard got to the demon’s home, that it called Bungie, it had taken over the town of Whinneysota. They tried to force the daemon back to Tartarus, but it lied to them by saying that it never came from Tartarus and was just trying to sell games but the princess saw thought his lies and the battle began. The royal guard lost over 8/10s of all the royal guard but the princess won and the demon was slain. When the princess saw the statue, they brought it to Canterlot as a reminder of their greatest victory."
"What does it say?" asked a random filly. "Don't ask me. Go look and see what was written in the stone." When the class went to look at what was written on the base.

For us, the storm has passed... the war is over. But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure; sacrifice, and unshakable conviction that their fight... our fight, was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They ennobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten

"Ok class, let's get a move on. We don't want to miss out on tea with the princess." Said the teacher who in most stories never comes back and no one asks what happens to her, what’s their back story, where do they go, do they get tired? The merchant and going into another world like ice age and get power or become robots and WHAT HAPPENS TO TH-..... sorry about that... let gets back to the story.

As the class leaves, three cmc look back to the statue and all look at each other as if they know something that they shouldn't know or can get killed for knowing. They head back to the school group to have tea with the

(Everfree Forest
Ok people here's where we are in the Everfree. I've been here for about 1009 years. Now what you're thinking is "OMG he got turned to stone". Well guess what fuckers, I'm not stoned but I wish I was…. You know the fun one, not... not the statue one. Well if you want to know how I got here, I bought every halo game that was ever made. You know them, you love them, here there are! I Got Halo combat evolved, Halo 2, Halo3, Halo ODST, Halo Reach, Halo Wars, Halo 4, and the big one HALO THE MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION!

Then I think a warthog from nowhere with sgt. Johnson and Forge hits me in the face and when I came too, I was in the Everfree. All of this happened years ago so why talk about the past when we can talk about the f-ing cold. Now I bet you're thinking that why we should think about the cold in the Everfree, but that's not what I'm talking about. No i’m in a cryo-tube. That’s why I'm alive and cold, so very cold….sniff, sniff.

When I was awake I found out all the games I bought were gone. I found out later that they went into me. Not like that you evil thi- ok I thought of that too. No, what I can do is so I can summon things or people and make more of the halo games, x-boxes, tv's, the works. the last three powers are for retail sale. When I found out what I could do, I went to find the nearest city, town, village whatever was near by.

At first It was good, I got to start-up my company called Bungie( the name was for you man, thanks for all the good times, good times) and the ponies, who were anthro( I know I'm sick of it too, I just need them to have fingers ok that and for evil minds to get to work hehehe) love the games. They spread like wildfire all over Equestria, But bitch A, and bitch B Overreact to the games as something thought that I came from hell to enslave all of ponykind, ass holes.

So I got a Man Hunt on my head for selling halo games and Xboxes, which almost all of them were destroyed. Some survived in different counties, and the town I was living in got burned to the ground for fighting for me and my games. Even with all the marines, aliens, and guns. We were just too outnumbered and outgunned. The kids got put into foster care, the parents got caught, and I got forced into a cryo-pod.

Ok getting the picture now? I could have stayed and fought too, but all the guys and things I make are still apart of me and I feel everything that happens to them. So when the battle happened, I felt every, single, thing that happened to them. So to stay alive I had to make a cryogenic pod and sleep for a few days, but I'm a dumbass and fell in here like Fry did in Futurama and reset the timer to about 1010 years. I think about the time for the changeling attack, not sure. But what I do know Is that I'm over 1026 years old, that there's a debt to be paid with Celestia and Luna's blood, and That my name is...
the halo gamer! …. oh stop laughing!