Chapters The Mystery of Who Killed: Thunderlane!
Ch.1: Enter the Main Characters.
Thunderlane's body was discovered, and the police had no leads because this serial killer had no name, just a marking.
"Dammit! This is the 5th dead stallion! What is the relationship between these 5 dead stallions?! If I had that, then maybe we'd be on to something!" Said the cop who was in charge of investigation.
"You needn't worry about this case anymore..."
Then cops then turned around.
"Princess Celestia?"
"Officers, I am relieving you of this case."
"What?"
"Give me the information you have, and I'll be certain the ones I choose to catch this killer shall succeed."
"I'm worried about your choice to do this, but fine, anything to get my mind off of this."
"Thank you officer."
Meanwhile...
The Mane 7: Princess Twilight Sparkle, Spike the Dragon, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were hanging out in their throwns.
"So friends, I heard that a royal from a faraway land is coming to visit Equestria to discuss peace between both lands."
"Really? That sounds nice, spreading the friendship even further than Equestria." Said Applejack.
"I heard about that! I heard that this royal is a prince." Said Rainbow Dash.
"Correct and I heard his assistant is a female dragon." Said Twilight.
That caused Spike to stop playing SSB4 on his 3DSXL "A...a female dragon?"
"Ooh, is Spikey-Wikey a bit curious?" Rarity said while hiding a smile with hoof.
"N-no, it's just that...I don't see that many female dragons is all." Spike said.
"What about Barb?" Asked Pinkie Pie.
"Well, there's her..."
"And Jade?" Added Fluttershy.
"Yeah, her too."
"Don't forget Corey Powell, Grabledina and her gang, Crackle, Sparks, Whimsey Weatherbe, and Mina." Applejack told him.
"C-can we get back to this Prince guy visiting Equestria please? You girls are making me uncomfortable!" Spike said with a huge blush, that's when..."*Hic* *Belch!*" A letter popped out of Spike.
"It's from Celestia Twilight."
"Read it."
" Dear Twilight,
I know this is out of your field but I believe you and your friends can do it.
Enclosed are files on a murder case.
This serial killer in Fliiydelphia has killed 5 stallions and the police have no leads, maybe your skills & the skills of your 6 friends finally putting this killer away.
From your Teacher: Princess Celestia. "
"Someone's been killing ponies in Filly & the Princess believes we can handle it?" Questioned Rarity.
"What did she mean by 6 friends?" Asked Fluttershy.
Then they all looked at Spike and became worried.
"Me? Why is she making me join in on this?"
"I don't know, but maybe we could not bring you along and say we did, still why would she do something like this?"
"I don't know, but maybe we could be of assistance." Said a masculine voice!
They all turned their heads to the entrance, at the entrance, a lilac earth stallion with a flower around his neck, with baby blue eyes, a lilac & dark purple mane & tail, and finally his cutiemark were flowers. Accompanying him, A dark blue dragoness as tall as him, pink hair like spines, orange ear fins, a yellow underbelly, yellow spade tipped tail, baby blue slitted eyes, and one fang sticking out.
"Salutations, I am Prince Indigo, and this is my assistant."
"Good day, I am Mistress Felicity Brindlestripen Maythorne, but you may call me simply May the dragoness." Then she bowed her head.
The Mystery of Who Killed: Thunderlane!
Ch.2: The Mystery Begins.
"Are you the 6th friend that the Princess mentioned in her letter?" Asked Twilight.
"Perhaps, she did tell me to come here as soon as I arrive." He explained Indigo. "So yes, we're here to help in anyway."
"In that case...can May stay behind and watch Spike?"
"What?!" Spike said in shock.
"Spike, this mission is way too dangerous."
"But what about the life threatening adventures we've been on?"
"Those were all against creatures with no records of killing. This time we're dealing with someone who actually does kill! I don't want you getting in the way." She said with pleading eyes.
"Fine, I'll stay."
"Good, we'll be back and intact." Twilight told to Spike.
Then, after everyone was suited up...
"Bye Spike, please take good care of him for me, okay May?" Said Twilight.
"Roger Dodger." May then saluted. "Sock that killer at least once for me & Spike."
"Bye May, I'll be back safe & sound." Said Indigo.
"Don't worry, I believe with high hopes that you'll make it back here alive." May told him.
Then they all left for as soon as the doors closed.
"Alright, come with me!" Spike told May.
"Where are we going?"
"To the garage, we're gonna follow them in my car." Spike said.
"What's a car?"
"An innovation that'll one day effect the future of transportation." Spike explained.
"But Princess Twilight Sparkle & Prince Indigo told us..."
"Look May, you're very cute, but I want to help! What if that serial killer comes here? We gotta stop this maniac now!" Then he grabbed May by the claw and off they were to the garage!
Later in Fillydelphia...
"You sure it wasn't a dragon?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"I'm sure, just look, these were all done by a blade, as you can see. Claws have a more messy cut while blades are much cleaner." Twilight pointed out.
"I see your point." Rainbow agreed.
"Hmm..."
"What's up Indigo?" Asked Pinkie Pie.
"I smell something out of the ordinary here...like a perfume, but it can't be."
"Is it from Rarity?" Asked Fluttershy.
"No, no! *Sniff!* It's a perfume from my kingdom."
"*Gasp!* Can you track it like a dog?" Asked Applejack.
"Please, I can track it like a Velociraptor." He bragged.
So they followed Indigo's nose.
"So how do you know it's perfume from your kingdom?" Asked Twilight.
"The manufacturers are always asking for the special custom made flowers I grow myself." He Explained.
"You do gardening?" Asked Applejack.
"Yes, see my cutiemark?" Indigo pointed out.
Then soon, they arrived at where the trail ends as Spike & May slowly tailed them in Spike's car.
"I don't like this, Prince Indigo is sure to see me!" She whispered.
"Not if we disguise ourselves."
"Yes, be the 2 dragons in a crowd of ponies how..." Then she saw a bunch of dragons doing various things around town. "...oh, I guess but why are there so many dragons here?"
"There's a Dragontown district, and apparently means we dragons are the Asians of the MLP universe."
"Really? So I could cosplay Jackie Chan?"
"You can Cosplay Kim Jong Un!" Spike replied.
"Okay, having fun again." She told him.
Then the girls plus Indigo entered the building.
"They went in, how shall we pursue?" Then they got out of the car.
"I get on your back, and then you climb the walls." Spike told her.
"Very well then, for the excitement, I shall sacrifice my manicur..."
"Just! Climb!"
"Okay." So May began scaling the wall.
Meanwhile within the building....
"Hurry, the scent is getting closer!" Indigo told the 6.
Soon, they made it to a door marked 510.
"Okay, everypony, stand back." Said Applejack as she winded up for a buck!
*BAM!*
The door swung open, causing the upper hinge to detach when the door collided with the wall!
"We could've asked the owner of this building." Said Twilight.
"No time! The more we waste, the more that killer is probably claiming another victim!" Said Rainbow Dash.
So they all entered the apartment. It was scary!
"Hmm..." Wondered Indigo.
"What's wrong darling?" Asked Rarity
"This interior design, I've seen it before."
"You have?"
"Yes, back in my Kingdom."
"Look at all of these pictures!" Pinkie pointed out. "Stalking all of these stallions for years, so creepy."
"Look there!" Fluttershy cowardly pointed.
The words 'I shall have my revenge on the stallions who've ignored me throughout my school life!' were written in big letters in blood on the wall.
"Revenge for being ignored? How sad." Said Fluttershy.
"Everypony, search the apartment, I'm sure we'll find some clues!"
Meanwhile outside.
"You hear that? Guess it's some sort of revenge ploy." Spike whispered.
"Yeah, but I wonder who her next victim is." May whispered back.
"Let's keep listening."
"Hey! You! Get off of the..."
"Stop! Looks it's Spike the hero of the Crystal Empire, you can't tell a celebrity to get off the wall!"
"I guess you're right."
Meanwhile within the apartment.
"Girls, and Indigo I think I found something." Said Rarity.
"Year books?" Questioned Indigo.
"Why would somepony stack their year books instead of putting them away in a shelf?" Twilight wondered.
"Just look, all of these have a book mark." Indigo pointed out.
They opened the books to the page. And it showed stallion's pictures who were circled then they noticed the date they ignored the mystery mare.
"Hey gang, did you happen to find any selfies in this place?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"No."
"Damn! Because by the looks of it, there aren't any photo's of who owns this place." Said Rainbow Dash.
"Maybe the owner didn't have photos of herself or himself just in case the cops found the killer here."
"Yeah, then the killer could make a quick getaway through the side window here which leads to a dark alley!" Pinkie pointed out!
That's when...
"Hello?! WHO'S THERE?!" Called a female voice.
"It's the culprit." Said Pinkie.
"We can take her!" Said Rainbow Dash
The killer heard the footsteps, she quickly shut off the lights and covered the windows, and closed the door! It was pitch black when they got in!
"Huh?!" Went the group!
The killer then managed to get past them, levitate her evidence out of there, and teleport down to the alley!
Twilight then found the light switch!
*Click!*
"The culprit escaped!" Shouted Rainbow Dash.
The Mystery of Who Killed: Thunderlane!
"The Killer escaped!"
"And with the evidence!" Pinkie pointed out.
Then Spike & May saw the killer getting into a cab carriage!
"Not if we have anything to say about it!" Spike told May!
They jumped off the wall and into the car! If that was bullshit, fuck you then!
"Full gear Spike!" May told Spike!
"Gotcha!"
Then Spike & May began pursuing the killer!
"Hey! Pull over in the name of the law!"
"Maybe I should...." *SHING!!!* "Not slow down!" the cab puller said with a terrified fake smile.
"It's not working! May shoot start fireballs!"
"Ooh, exciting!"
Then May opened fire on the cab!
*Boom!* *Boom!* *Boom!*
Then they hit a wheel!
"Yes! We got her Spike!"
"Nice!"
Then carriage began swerving!
"Aaaaah! Fire!" Then the cab puller took off his harness and jumped for the sidewalk! Then the cab began rolling! Soon it crashed into the street!
*CRASH!*
Spike & May then stopped!
"That was beautiful, just like you May!" Spike complimented
May was flattered by the remark, then walked to the wreck and checked for any body as ponies were gathered around the burning wrecked carriage but there was no sign!
"She's gone! The killer escaped!" Spike gasped.
"And we were so close!"
The crowd then began mumbling...
"They were chasing a killer?" Said a Teen Pegasus Colt.
"I betcha that's the one who killed those 5 guys." Said an Earth filly.
"Hopefully the cops will understand their alibi for destruction of private property." Said a Unicorn Stallion.
"Yeah, we better bail!" Said Spike.
"Let's! This is so exhilarating Spike!" Said May.
The Killer than began running into a dark alley.
"Shit! That was Twilight's assistant! That means the Princess is after me! No matter, I just gotta escape the city after doing away with..." Then she pulled out a picture. "...Ride Along! Then I can go after the other guys who ignored me!" Then she noticed something..."Wait, where's my checklist?! I...I left it back in my apartment! Shit!"
The Mystery of Who Killed: Thunderlane!
Ch.5: Stopping the Killer!
All 7 ponies were yelling at Spike & May.
"And after I said not to come, and you even used the car even though I said it's still a prototype! And it all lead to you & May causing destruction to private property!" Scolded Twilight.
"May, I cannot believe what you've just done, now even though I encourage you to put down the books & have fun, I never thought you'd go this far as turning a cab into a flaming wreck in a car chase!" Indigo scolded.
May then began feeling tears in her eyes. Spike looked down with an angry face.
"I'm so sorry Master Indigo, I never meant to, but Spike made me come along, and I was enjoying it!"
"*Sigh* At least you were having fun, but please May, you wont go doing anything this crazy ever again."
Then the 2 hugged.
"Twilight, I wanted to help! Thunderlane is one of my close guy friends! You kill a bro, and you're dealing with the deadliest of the group!" Spike talked back.
"What the? Are you using a tone of voice?!"
"Yeah, so what if I am? You are not my mom!"
Then the entire room went silent.
"Let's go everyone, you 2 will stay here at the police station until we come back, we're not done yet!" Twilight told Spike. "Officer, warn Officer Ride Along on his radio!"
"Right Princess, and you don't have to worry, I'll watch these 2 until you 7 come back!" Said the police chief as he waved good bye to them.
Meanwhile...
"Wee woo wee woo wee woo!"
"Ride Along! Ride Along! You hear me?!"
"What is it chief?" Asked the stallion who looks like a mare.
"A serial killer is targeting you! You must stay on your guard until Princess Twilight & her friends arrive to your position!"
"Gotcha chief!"
Officer Ride Along looked around the streets as he tried to find a place to stay put, that's when he saw a Hayburger. He went in to get some burgers and fries, and a large soda, he got a discount for being a cop.
"Hello." Said a voice.
"Hmm?" He turned around to meet eyes with a mare.
"Hey there stud." Then the mare rubbed her hoof on Ride Along's ketchup stained lips, and then licked the ketchup off of her hooves.
"Oh wow, that was hot!"
"Indeed."
"(Wait, I gotta stay on my guard.) Sorry, I have no time for you miss, I gotta stay on my guard, there's a serial killer who wants me dead." He told her.
"Aww...ignoring me, just like back in Junior year in Fillydelphia High School." She said.
"Wait, what?!"
*BAM!*
Minutes later...the 7 made it to Ride Along's position.
"Ride Along!" they shouted.
"He's gone." Pinkie pointed out.
"Hey girls, look over there." Said Applejack.
They found Ride Along's radio along with his hat & badge.
"We were too late, he's going to die!" Said Fluttershy in disbelief.
"*Sniff!* *Sniff!* Girls, the perfume! It's still a little fresh! Follow me!" He told the mane 6.
Meanwhile...
"Hey chief, can you please bring my car back from the impound lot?"
"Why should I?"
"Because, I can help you mingle with any celebrity you want."
"Sorry, I was given specific instructions to watch you 2 until Princess Twilight & her friends return."
"Officer, let's be real, who'd win in a fight? A simple unicorn, or double dragons?"
"Y-you?"
"That's right, now pull the car around or your horn becomes my brand new torch!" Spike threatened.
"Spike, what are you doing?" Asked May.
"Don't worry gorgeous, I'm taking care of it."
"But they said..."
"Sometimes, the authorities are wrong."
"Well, you go do what you want! I refuse to go with you anywhere, anymore!"
"May, come on beautiful, I need you, you're my partner in this! Wont you please come with me you cutie?"
"P-partner?"
"Yes!" Then Spike held out his claw, with determined eyes. "Please, come with me."
Then May & Spike held claws.
Meanwhile...The Mane 6 & Prince Indigo find themselves at a warehouse!
"Warehouse huh? Typical final showdown." Said Rainbow Dash.
As soon as she took a step into the ware house...
*Sproing!*
Rainbow Dash then ducked just missing the knife that was launched at her!
"Looks like the killer has this place booby trapped." Said Applejack.
"YOU WONT GET TO ME!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON ALL THE CRUSHES WHO IGNORED ME!!!" The Killer shouted. "I also have traps especially for you pegasi & unicorns! I will kill this stallion!"
"How are gonna..."
"Twilight!"
"Spike? I thought I told you to..."
"I can help! Just let me do this!"
"Darling, I believe Spikey-wikey & May are able to help." Said Rarity.
"How're you so sure?"
"See that vent?" She pointed to. "I do believe that their reptilian bodies are slender enough for them to sneak past the killer's eye sight!"
"Ngh, fine! Be safe Spike! May, take care of him!"
"Don't worry Twilight!" Spike assured.
Then they went into the vents.
"So Spike."
"Yes May?"
"Why do you keep on calling me things such as cute, beautiful, and back at the police station, gorgeous?"
"Because you are."
"Why? We've only known each other for a short time..."
"Since you're just a visitor to Equestria, I just felt like maybe flirting with you a little, it's been a while since I've seen a dragon who lives with ponies, and knowing that dragons live with ponies somewhere across the seas, it made me...happy."
May blushed.
"Well, consider me flattered by your honesty Spike. You showed me a whole entire day of fun, and I wish we could have a lot more." May told Spike. "Unfortunately we leave tomorrow after our meeting with Celestia."
"Well, why don't we make the most of this before you have to go tomorrow, and I am not talking about the murderer."
"What are you talking about?"
Spike then used his reptile body to turn around in the narrow vent & kiss May! May's body began heating-up! Spike then broke the kiss and off they were.
"Once I'm through with you, next shall be Penny Scraper in Mustangia!"
"*Muffled grunts*"
"Now, to finally have my revenge!" She then swung the knife! But it was blocked by scaly skin! "What?!"
"Great job May......what the?"
"No way!" May said in shock!
"Yes darlings, it is I! Rainbow Dash darlings!" Said G3 Rainbow Dash. "I was the serial killer all along darlings!"
"What the? Rainbow Dash? So you weren't on a vacation? Wait, it makes sense now, now wonder the perfume smelled so familiar, and no wonder the apartment had a similar interior design, it was you all along!" Indigo realized!
"That's right Indigo darling! I have been on an extended vacation just to have my revenge darling!"
"Aw dude, this gal is a mockery of me! Kick her butt for me!"
"Rainbow Dash, this is not the way!"
"It most certainly is darling! They all ignored me, I just wanted a romance, but no! I end-up alone like those single losers in my home town!"
"Hey, that's mean" Complained Indigo & May.
"Oh, shut-up! Point is, step out of my way, or I'll kill you too...ah!" Spike & May shot fireballs at her! "Fine! Have it your way! I watched American Dragon Jake Long, you're supposed to go for a dragon's soft underbelly!" Then she charged with her knife! Spike & May dodged! May grabbed her hoof with the knife, and Spike grabbed her free hoof, threw her very hard to a wall, then beat her till she was unconscious!
"Wow, we make a great team!" May complimented.
"Yeah, we do. Now let's get this annoying guy free."
Spike then used his claws to untie Ride Along, and they all called the cops to turn in G3 Rainbow Dash!
"This isn't the end you hear?! I will have my revenge on you all for stopping me from having my revenge!" She swore as she was being shoved into the police carriage.
"Don't worry, she'll be going to jail for a real long time, and once she finally gets out, and still wanting revenge, we'll put restraining orders and once the magic alarm goes off on them, we'll be there instantly." Officer Hard Case assured to them. "Great to see you help us with another mystery Spike."
"Hey, it's what I do."
"Also, great catch, I'm not into dragons myself, but this gal is hot."
"Don't I know it."
So the cops then take G3RD all the way to jail.
"*sigh*" Said Indigo.
"What's wrong Indigo?" Asked Twilight.
"The truth is, I came to negotiate having a bunch of stallions move to my kingdom."
"Why?"
"Because, I'm the only stallion in my Kingdom, I was hoping maybe the lonely stallions could move to my Kingdom and help my subjects not feel so lonely anymore. Even though the girls have fun during the day, I feel sad that they have no-one to hold them as they sleep in their beds all alone." Indigo Explained. "After seeing this happen to one of my subjects, I feel that maybe I should drop this request."
They all felt bad for him.
"Don't quit on the request Prince Indigo, I'm sure Princess Celestia will allow it!" Applejack assured.
"Indigo, we appreciated your assistance, we have to do something to generously give back." Rarity added.
"Yes, Master Indigo! I think it'll work, I mean, I've been called all the synonyms of pretty by this gentledrake right here." May told him.
"I guess you're right, I gotta try in order for me to see families in my Kingdom."
"That's the spirit!" Then everyone simultaneously gave Indigo a hard pat on the back!
"Ow! Careful I'm dainty like a flower in certain areas."
Then everyone began laughing. So the next day Prince Indigo convinced Celestia to let all of the lonely stallions move to his Kingdom so they'd finally find love. They signed the contract, and then Indigo & May decided to stay just a little longer for Pinkie Pie's case closed party! Spike & May spent a lot of time together, the both of them kissed, and cuddled. Soon, the party ended, and it was time for them to head home.
The next day at the docks.
"Thank you so much! I loved it here, and oh thank you for helping my egg head of a friend get a boyfriend." Said Indigo.
"Now if we could only get our egg head of a friend to get a boyfriend." Rainbow Dash remarked.
"Hey!" Complained Twilight.
Spike & May were holding both of each other's claws.
"Will I ever see you again?" Asked May.
"I promise to visit you beautiful." Spike replied.
"I'll do the same & promise to visit you, you gentleman drake." May replied.
"Come along May! The Stallions are all ready to set sail."
"See you again one day Spike." Then they kissed good bye.
"Bye May!"
"Fare thee well Spike, I hope to see you again soon!"
Then the ship shoved off, with all of the lonely stallions coming to see the lonely mares. It took some time for the mares in the G3 Kingdom to get used to so many guys in town, but they all settled down with a husband and 1-2 children. Indigo was pleased with these results. Spike & May continued to write love letters to each other back and forth, heh, both castles soon became flooded with papers! Eventually Spike & May finally got married.
The End.
Sorry, I couldn't figure out how to end it.
The Mystery of Who Killed: Thunderlane!
Prologue: Night of the Murder
It was night time here in Fillydelphia, a black pegasus stallion had just exited a bar after drinking to celebrate his friend's marriage.
"Man, that was crazy, wish I could hang out with them more, but I gotta work." He said to himself.
As he's walking through the streets in the night, unbeknownst to him, the tip of a blade shined in the moonlight. Then the barer of this blade began stalking said stallion. This character pursued the stallion, and that's when the stallion felt a presence & turned around to see who was there! The stalker hid in an alley! But, the stallion wasn't stupid, he knew someone was there.
"Okay, come on out! You can't fool me!"
Then the barer of the blade came out.
"Whoa! I don't think I've seen you in Equestria before & I've seen every inch of Equestria when I was a kid because you know, Cloudsdale being a roaming town."
"Hello Thunderlane."
"How do you know my name?"
"You've ignored me for so long, then you start crushing on some white whore bitch?! If I can't have you..."
"Yeah, I know, no one can. Anyways, let's fight, I gotta go and ask out Rarity."
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" Then she ran at Thunderlane!
She swung the knife, but Thunderlane dodged to the right, then the killer swung again but Thunderlane caught, disarmed, then stabbed her!
"*Hack!*" Then the killer fainted.
"Heh, piece of ca..."
*Shing!* His wings were then sliced off!
"AAAAAAAAAH!!!" Then Thunderlane's screams in pain was then silenced as soon as the killer stabbed his head!
"There we go, and now my sweet Thunderlane, let us give you my signature." Then she gave Thunderlane her signature markings. "The Ignored One strikes again...Now that he's out of the way, time for the next douche who ignored me and my feelings!"
Author's Note
The reason for him being the murder victim is because I despise Thunderlane!
The Mystery of Who Killed: Thunderlane!
After Spike & May lost the killer, we go back to the apartment. Applejack turned the lights on.
"We lost her!" Said Fluttershy while frowning. "She's gonna kill all of those stallions and get away with it..." She was about to cry.
"Sorry I couldn't track the scent of her perfume girls, she was going to fast." Indigo told them.
"It's alright Indigo darling, we shall get her!" Rarity assured.
"You sound like the Rainbow Dash in my Kingdom." He replied.
"There's a Rainbow Dash in your Kingdom who speaks like Rarity?"
"Yes, and she isn't a pegasus like yourself, she's an earth pony. And she doesn't just speak like Rarity, always dressing in style like her too. I think I remember her being here on vacation." Indigo explained.
"Ungh!" Rainbow Dash groaned.
"Ahem, if you're done talking about the other Rainbow Dash, look what I found here." Said Twilight.
"What is it?" Asked Applejack.
"It's a checklist of every stallion she's planning on killing." Twilight concluded.
Then Twilight read aloud the current victims.
Jameson Craddock
Kanji Writings
3.Marcus Cutie
4.Star Trekker
5.Thunderlane
"Girls, look at this." Said Twilight. "The next victim is here in Fillydelphia!"
"Who is it?" Asked Indigo.
"Ride Along, he ignored the killer in Junior Year of High School, wait a minute."
"What is it Twilight?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"Spike visited Fillydelphia once, and he told me Ride Along a cop!"
*Gasp!*
"Everyone, we gotta get to the Police Department now, if we're to stop this killer!"
"Yeah!"
They were about to exit the building but then a cop approached them.
"Princess Twilight Sparkle?"
"Yes."
"Prince Indigo?"
"Yes."
"Do these 2 dragons belong to you?" Then the cop pointed to Spike & May.
"Heh, hey girls."
